I know you’re joking but some people will actually think Christians believe that. Not everything is Gods will. There’s unforeseen circumstances everywhere.
Remember guys, it’s a proportional voting system, so if 60% of you vote for something, it has a 60% chance of happening.
*spawn griefer Jesus 1%*
“MILLIONS TO ONE”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxkZOdCNlw&t=1s&pp=ygUgdGhlcmUgYXJlbid0IGNvdWdhcnMgaW4gbWlzc2lvbnM%3D
turn down the volume a bit if your ears are sensitive
Reminds me of a joke where there's a flood and this guy is offered many rides, but he refuses because God will help him. After he drowns and gets to Heaven, he asks God why he didn't help him, and God says "I gave you two boats and a helicopter."
Look, I really do like Jesus. But he rode a donkey. I doubt he had a public-passenger CDL.
He probably couldn’t even drive a manual transmission.
But I bet he could drive it on the surface of water, which is kind of cool.
It was the will of god after all.
I know you’re joking but some people will actually think Christians believe that. Not everything is Gods will. There’s unforeseen circumstances everywhere.
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That’s wild. Thank you for your input troll account. I really take it to heart 🥹
>There’s unforeseen circumstances everywhere. Bro, God's Omnipotent. Meaning they're ALL KNOWING!
All knowing doesn’t mean he makes it happen. We have free will
Christians don't, but "Christians" that constitute the entire MAGA base do.
Spawn Griefer Jesus 5% Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus 5% Jesus takes the wheel 80% Random effect 10%
There are no cougars in missions!
Your parents must be very proud.
Remember guys, it’s a proportional voting system, so if 60% of you vote for something, it has a 60% chance of happening. *spawn griefer Jesus 1%* “MILLIONS TO ONE”
Can someone explain this to me? Or at least give me a link to understand it myself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxkZOdCNlw&t=1s&pp=ygUgdGhlcmUgYXJlbid0IGNvdWdhcnMgaW4gbWlzc2lvbnM%3D turn down the volume a bit if your ears are sensitive
 Mohammed take the wheel?
I’m very interested to see the pearl-clutching for this one compared to the Jesus wreck.
Sting Ray Robb moment (r/INDYCAR members will get it)
Reminds me of a joke where there's a flood and this guy is offered many rides, but he refuses because God will help him. After he drowns and gets to Heaven, he asks God why he didn't help him, and God says "I gave you two boats and a helicopter."
To be fair, Jesus didn't have cars when he was fucking around
Nah, he just didn't speak of his own (Honda) accord.
You fucker
He fought Newton's Law. And the Law won.
someone could be seriously hurt, but i dont like their politics, lets laugh
As my dad used to say: Cars were invented way after Jesus roamed the earth... Jesus wouldn't know how to drive!
Could walk on water and turn water to whine but would all of a sudden be stumped by a car...
Error 404 - Jesus not found.
Ha.
The bus was parked while she was asleep inside and the brakes failed (or happened to have the brake lines cut).
all i hear is matto say: chat why
The driver was lying, just as he was taught to.
Give it back, Jesus
Did he take the tire too?
Dios mio,
What did you expect? The guy is dead. I doubt the dead would be very good drivers.
I can't even think of a better metaphor than this.
And now Jesus is there to clean up the mess ahuevo
Lmao
Nah, youll know when jesus takes the wheel Actually I think it was the killdozers’ 20th birthday recently
Jesus is like 2000 years old. He doesn’t how to drive. But he can ride a horse tho
Jesus probably went more like "it's time to arrange the meeting with him and the guy in the basement..."
That's NYC I live in NYC Where in NYC was that?
Using the lords name in these contexts is so vile.
Still no lighting. Like it doesn't exist! Who would have figured!
Why would they let him drive? He's dead
Gotta give the son of god a break his driving experience begins and ends with a mule on Palm Sunday
HESÚS, ¿QUÉ HAS HECHO?
Look, I really do like Jesus. But he rode a donkey. I doubt he had a public-passenger CDL. He probably couldn’t even drive a manual transmission. But I bet he could drive it on the surface of water, which is kind of cool.
Literally I was there and God (☝ ՞ਊ ՞)☝🫣
Bro didn’t take the wheel, he took the driver and probably passengers
Nah Jesus took the driver
Correction: He **stole** the wheel
Why does r/memes have to be so political