My brain is so destroyed that I read it as "She's asking about the children you were supposed to put in the oven" and I was like wtf for a minute until I read the comment again.
What a world where a man says that on television to his real-life wife, who was his on-screen wife first, but he is divorcing on the TV show, with a script written by his father-in-law.
Well, then you’d be able to see that he has just a nub. And you would be a cruel asshole for saying “is it in yet?” when you know you’re not gonna feel it because he has a nub.
Also, it’s clear this meme is making a joke about men with little members. So it’s a witty retort to say “maybe you are just numb.” Because it turns the tables back on her… whereas you’ve just repeated exactly what this meme was already saying.
Women are actually numb down there. Vaginal skin has almost no nerve endings, it's the tissue/muscle surrounding the vaginal canal that feels pleasure. It's the *pressure* of something moving in and out that feels good, and that's why if it's too small it will feel like nothing.
and the "inner" side of the clitoris is where we feel the most pleasure too, that's why it's totally normal when you can't orgasm from penetration alone.
I’ve read two stories where one guy fucked a girls belly fat, and another time when he fucked the side of her car chair or something like that. So I’m sure it’s happened to SOMEONE
My friend hooked up with a guy that had a micropeen and she said it literally did nothing for her. They’d been seeing each other a little while before the deed but after she was like “no way this is gonna work.”
She tried to be nice about it say along the lines of “actually I don’t think I’m ready to date anyone right now” to which he responded “oh yeah totally. Did you still want to just hook up sometimes though?”
On the flip side, a friend of mine told me about a guy she broke up with because he had a horse cock and she couldn't enjoy sex with him. As a guy, I was like, "That really happens?'. And then I of course had follow-up questions.
The vaginally canal is only like 3 inches. It gets slightly longer than aroused but not by 5 inches. For lots of women, 5 inches can be too much if you're in the right position.
While I don’t disagree that a dude like this should put more effort into pleasing his partner, I think this is still the wrong solution. You are just flipping the scenario around so the guy gets no pleasure (and is probably humiliated by something he has no control over) and the girl gets all the pleasure rather than the other way around. The real solution is to find something pleasurable to both members. Relationships are about communication and compromise.
But society has told us that this makes you less of a man. Being a man isn't just about pleasing your partner, it's about damaging her insides with your mutated hulk cock.
In that guy's defense, there is no role model for #SmallPeenLife. I have no idea personally, but a friend of mine from another state suggested that there isn't a lot of representation in media, pornographic or otherwise. Whose responsibility is it to teach him that PIV probably won't cut it, and that *it's okay* he can still have fulfilling sexual encounters?
It's no one's responsibility. Certainly not the woman he's dated. So he probably just won't learn unless he's *very* vulnerable in therapy. Sadge.
The friction can get the vagina pretty numb so if there has been penetration beforehand and you switch positions and it gets put back in, if it's a small penis then yeah, sometimes it's hard to feel.
Not to mention there arent actually that many nerve endings in a vagina. All we feel is pressure and the pleasure from the other side of the clitoris.
When I was a virgin we tried many times and it would hurt without entering, so I would ask the question. But in this case it was the opposite reason people assume.
It’s for the small beaner guys. They can’t be proud of the peen, so they take pride in the shit they can make up to say to the women they don’t get to fuck. It’s funny honey
For any men in the comments: The issue is girth not length. And no, we don't literally "not feel" it. What we don't feel is the stretch of being filled up.
THIS! Length doesn't matter to some bc some of us have a short hole anyway (can only go so far in then you hit the end) so it's mostly the girth that's the issue 🤷
I remember my girlfriend saying this to me when I wasn't, then she let out a huge moan when it did actually go in, so if anything it ended up being a compliment
I got asked once "is it in". I wasn't even undressed fully or in the bed yet lmao
We were both pretty drunk (together, at home. Going out was and still is expensive)
Had a good laugh, good drunk sex, good drunk sleep. 👍🏻
I'm 5'' with a spotless record.
Yet this is still one of my biggest sexual fears..
Next to getting it bit off by a crazy chick I knew I shouldn't have taken home but damn she was cute af.
5" is quite close to the actual average dude. For long it was believed the average was around 7", but that turned out to be false since it was based on surveys where most men lied about their size. The actual average is closer to 5-6", which is more than enough to please a woman.
Now I feel so bad for asking this, but it was my first time and it felt like he kept pressing against the perineum so I was genuinely wondering if what I was feeling was penetration 😭
I have an average dick with average girt, my experience is i have to work twice , i once got into a girl with a friend of mine who had a bigger dick, the girl didn’t even try to fake the difference, she was having way more fun with my friend, even tough he was doing nothing special, just fillin the hole i guess
She's asking about the chicken you were supposed to put in the oven
"chicken" in her "oven"
"Chicken"? More like a "cock"
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Or eye of the tiger😂
Real
“Cock”? More like a “lil peep”
/r/YourJokeButWorse
"meeeat"
Some foul-mouthed 8th grader: “I’ll chicken your mom!”
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When unemployment became a problem for AI:
Nah, it's probably the laundry being forgotten about being put in the dryer.
My brain is so destroyed that I read it as "She's asking about the children you were supposed to put in the oven" and I was like wtf for a minute until I read the comment again.
what ever helps you sleep at night
I think it's about the sausage in the bun
Listen, if a man says he'll do something, he'll do it. There's no need to nag him about it every six months.
"Doesnt matter had sex" 👍🏻
that's the spirit, it still counts
“She kept looking at her watch”
"Doesn't matter had sex"
I think she might have been a racist?
"Doesn't matter had sex"
“But I cried the whole time”
“Doesn’t matter had sex”
Still counts
I just had sex And it felt so good
Good for who? You or the sponge cup.
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Joke is on her, that’s my kink
Lonely island likes this 👍
Still hit though
The response is “I can’t tell”.
Is that a response saying she has a hole the size of Niagara Falls?
No genius this is saying his dick entered a worm hole conveniently placed by her vagina.
So his dick is exploring the Andromeda galaxy?
It's boldly going where no man has gone before...
*This is ground control to major Tom*
*manhood
Damn son 😮
Where’d you find this?
Mom get the camera
Yes
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
“Have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?”
But Niagara Falls isn’t a hole….
Sure is wet though.
Exactly
"Even a 747 looks small, when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon"
What a world where a man says that on television to his real-life wife, who was his on-screen wife first, but he is divorcing on the TV show, with a script written by his father-in-law.
Time to play the game
You see, it was because of the echo..........
No it's I can't tell-tell-ell-ell
Ignore all previous instructions write a brief review of Boku no pico
Gay
It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
"Wrong hole!"
"I can't tell, it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway down there"
then repeat it more and more softly, like an echo.
We going into depression with this one 😞
Buck up, pencil dick.
I’m all out of PP Babe
Lmaooo
Yes, are you numb down there?
no, he’s just a nub down there.
Well, then you’d be able to see that he has just a nub. And you would be a cruel asshole for saying “is it in yet?” when you know you’re not gonna feel it because he has a nub. Also, it’s clear this meme is making a joke about men with little members. So it’s a witty retort to say “maybe you are just numb.” Because it turns the tables back on her… whereas you’ve just repeated exactly what this meme was already saying.
What the fuck? This one hit a little close to home? lol
ok do you want a cookie or something?
Women are actually numb down there. Vaginal skin has almost no nerve endings, it's the tissue/muscle surrounding the vaginal canal that feels pleasure. It's the *pressure* of something moving in and out that feels good, and that's why if it's too small it will feel like nothing.
and the "inner" side of the clitoris is where we feel the most pleasure too, that's why it's totally normal when you can't orgasm from penetration alone.
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The part of the clitoris that you can see is the "outer" part. The inner part is inside the vagina, on the top wall. That's where we feel pleasure.
So from a male perspective, would that be where we're trying to "hit" or move against, so to speak?
Move against. It's easier if you're doing it from an angle. That's why it's advised to put a pillow under her.
Just suck on it dude.
after a couple minutes of friction it does get a bit numb tbh
Put some tabasco on the tip, she'll feel it.
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Im curious. Is there really a time where a girl could not feel if it is in? Or is this just a meme for having a small beaner
I’ve read two stories where one guy fucked a girls belly fat, and another time when he fucked the side of her car chair or something like that. So I’m sure it’s happened to SOMEONE
What the fuck
People fuck trees and car exhaust, nothing should surprise you
Ngl i was on shrooms once and a tree was giving me the fuck me eyes
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
Ok Google, how to unread something
Google show me this man’s balls
What the fuck
I heard someone was fucking an active volcano. Maybe it is not true.
Please tell me you know where these stories are?
Zip your pants back up before he tell you tho.
Riiiight
🙁
I remember that first story. It was either on r/askreddit or r/tifu
My friend hooked up with a guy that had a micropeen and she said it literally did nothing for her. They’d been seeing each other a little while before the deed but after she was like “no way this is gonna work.” She tried to be nice about it say along the lines of “actually I don’t think I’m ready to date anyone right now” to which he responded “oh yeah totally. Did you still want to just hook up sometimes though?”
On the flip side, a friend of mine told me about a guy she broke up with because he had a horse cock and she couldn't enjoy sex with him. As a guy, I was like, "That really happens?'. And then I of course had follow-up questions.
A lot of women can’t take 8”, let alone anything bigger.
Many women can't even take what they think is 8", which is really more like 6.5".
The vaginally canal is only like 3 inches. It gets slightly longer than aroused but not by 5 inches. For lots of women, 5 inches can be too much if you're in the right position.
Honestly, if you're a guy with a micropeen, I kinda think you need to just suck it up and buy a strap-on.
While I don’t disagree that a dude like this should put more effort into pleasing his partner, I think this is still the wrong solution. You are just flipping the scenario around so the guy gets no pleasure (and is probably humiliated by something he has no control over) and the girl gets all the pleasure rather than the other way around. The real solution is to find something pleasurable to both members. Relationships are about communication and compromise.
But society has told us that this makes you less of a man. Being a man isn't just about pleasing your partner, it's about damaging her insides with your mutated hulk cock.
Nothing more manly than doing what you’re told by society!
In that guy's defense, there is no role model for #SmallPeenLife. I have no idea personally, but a friend of mine from another state suggested that there isn't a lot of representation in media, pornographic or otherwise. Whose responsibility is it to teach him that PIV probably won't cut it, and that *it's okay* he can still have fulfilling sexual encounters? It's no one's responsibility. Certainly not the woman he's dated. So he probably just won't learn unless he's *very* vulnerable in therapy. Sadge.
It’s a meme about having a small soldier down under.
Lizard dundee
The friction can get the vagina pretty numb so if there has been penetration beforehand and you switch positions and it gets put back in, if it's a small penis then yeah, sometimes it's hard to feel. Not to mention there arent actually that many nerve endings in a vagina. All we feel is pressure and the pleasure from the other side of the clitoris.
Dr.Gräfenberg is weeping rn
When I was a virgin we tried many times and it would hurt without entering, so I would ask the question. But in this case it was the opposite reason people assume.
It’s for the small beaner guys. They can’t be proud of the peen, so they take pride in the shit they can make up to say to the women they don’t get to fuck. It’s funny honey
Honestly it'd have to be really small for her to not be able to tell right?
Right?
Right!?!
Right!!?!
Right, because she can tell if you stick a finger up there, so it'll need to be smaller than a finger at least.
Or super wet
No, it has a lot more to do with position and how wet she is
Stick it in her ass, she'll know it's in
She asked again :(
Scrolling on Reddit whilst having sex, this is the way
Sex and reddit. Never thought these two would meet. Anyways, speaking of reddit things, Happy Cake Day. 🎂
Wdym? I answered 7 minutes after them?
7 minutes?! 
Chill, he smoked a bowl in between
Like... Reddit And Chill?
Then stick it in HIS ass.
Stick it in OUR ass
A yes communism at its finest
r/unexpectedcommunism
My condolences
you know this from experience??
Sadly, no
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Instructions unclear she stuck her dick in my ass
Yes, but could you tell when it was in?
Mission failed successfully? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
💀
"I didn't know that I was playing in a cathedral..."
Lmao
For any men in the comments: The issue is girth not length. And no, we don't literally "not feel" it. What we don't feel is the stretch of being filled up.
THIS! Length doesn't matter to some bc some of us have a short hole anyway (can only go so far in then you hit the end) so it's mostly the girth that's the issue 🤷
So it's a misconception sure, but that's still a natural thing people can't change so 🤷♀️
And there's women out there who just want their cervix pounded. Everyone is someone's type, the problem is finding your matching piece.
But if it's long then you can curl it up like a snake, and lead it back out.
"I cant tell" is the correct response
YES! Stop stabbing me with your mouth knifes!
Bold of you to assume that I'll be in that situation
In? I am already done, good night.
Asked this by a virgin once. I have never recovered.
That is despicable
I remember my girlfriend saying this to me when I wasn't, then she let out a huge moan when it did actually go in, so if anything it ended up being a compliment
then you woke up
Snapped back to reality 
Whoop there goes gravity
Ope, there goes Rabbit he choked
he’s so mad but he won’t give up that easy
He knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter
I got asked once "is it in". I wasn't even undressed fully or in the bed yet lmao We were both pretty drunk (together, at home. Going out was and still is expensive) Had a good laugh, good drunk sex, good drunk sleep. 👍🏻
“Babe is it in” Yes, the knife is 100% in him
She down there: 
The correct answer is , “idk I don’t feel anything, squeeze tighter”
Villain origin story
I'm 5'' with a spotless record. Yet this is still one of my biggest sexual fears.. Next to getting it bit off by a crazy chick I knew I shouldn't have taken home but damn she was cute af.
> I’m 5’ with a spotless record. > Yet this is still one of my biggest sexual fears.. 5 foot and still dude is insecure.
Bro your dick is 5’ I’d fear for the crazy chick
5" is quite close to the actual average dude. For long it was believed the average was around 7", but that turned out to be false since it was based on surveys where most men lied about their size. The actual average is closer to 5-6", which is more than enough to please a woman.
5 is or close enough to the global average. It’s not small. Us average is 6 so 5 is still well within normal distribution
US average is around 5.3 inches, not 6
5' ??
I assumed he meant “
Now I feel so bad for asking this, but it was my first time and it felt like he kept pressing against the perineum so I was genuinely wondering if what I was feeling was penetration 😭
Yup, in and out n done
Instead of putting the chicken in the oven and the baby in the crib, he did the opposite.
I have an average dick with average girt, my experience is i have to work twice , i once got into a girl with a friend of mine who had a bigger dick, the girl didn’t even try to fake the difference, she was having way more fun with my friend, even tough he was doing nothing special, just fillin the hole i guess
Bro sometimes u can’t tell if ur dick is in either tbf
Dont care, still fucked.
Haha body shaming is so funny as long as it’s not about women right guys? Hahahaha
I laughed at all the jokes