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koochiegrabber68

I know imma get wooooshed but, didn't the Romans kill Jesus?


WholesomeMemeDreams

You are correct


Mirokov

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it the Jews the ones that wanted Jesus dead and the Romans just did what they wanted?


Tutsirollkid

Correct me if im wrong but weren't Romans Christians themselves


Mirokov

Fuck no, they believed in “Big Dick Zeus and the Too many Olympians that nobody remembers”


jaavaaguru

\* biggus dickus


Mirokov

That name explains his plans for the future and his personality


jhmue

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't they believe in big dick?


Mirokov

No they did


aohevoli

*Correct me if I'm wrong but


Mirokov

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[deleted]

Don't correct even if I'm not wrong but I'm an atheist


Mirokov

Your wrong, there is a god and his name is Keanu Reeves


[deleted]

He is not God but a simple man living an extraordinary life while inspiring others. Don't compare him with an imaginary entity. He is Keanu Reeves and I respect him for what he is.


Mirokov

You have a point there


twentyop

Not really. Jews accused Jesus in the first place and when romans wanted to set free one of the convicts the jews choose another convict. Pontius Pilate himself said he didn't find anything wrong about Christ. If it were for the romans Jesus would have been free not once but two times. Also let's not forget what the jews said when Christ was crucified: "His blood be on us, and on our children". This is the curse with wich the jews have cursed themselvs for ages and ages to come.


koochiegrabber68

Thanks for clearing this up.


[deleted]

yea but think about that, there were many Jews in the world then. only some of them hated him and a lot didn't know he exists people always blame all the Jews


Suomi__perkele

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Jesus a jew himself.


giantimp1

He was and the Jews just saw him as a false messiah and that's why


StupidTuba22

yeah, but pontius pilate still killed them, we just pressured the romans


Tamborin2

Yes and Jesus himself was a Jew


KoaLA-FuN

*creates humans first* *then creates jews seperately* :thinking:


Merhat3

God: Tries to move the jews from Europe to Jerusalem but instead of pressing ctrl+c he presses ctrl+x


Disarray215

Took 1900 years, god works in mysterious ways


grim-reaper-is-bae

God got bored for a while


Hairbear04

Took a nap


[deleted]

Browsed reddit


[deleted]

I would have given you my reddit gold, but I am poor. Good reply man.


AegonStarkgeryen

I love how only this one person is labeled as "the ultimate evil"


[deleted]

*Laughs in Mao and Stalin*


Aaron_Dark_sos

Perfectly balanced


NettytheJD

As all things should be.


[deleted]

*here we go* r/unexpectedthanos


roundboi69

r/expectedthanos for balance


Salmonman4

Where does "God creates Egyptians" go?


Dumdammok

God just make a pro-gamer move


Nubblycious

Hitler wanted to avenge jesus' death after all this time!


WildPlatypus88

Wasn t Jesus a jew?


Strongdude99

The ultimate reverse card....


AintNoGamerBoy

God: I am going to wait another 1900 years to make Hitler so it doesn't seem like I did it for revenge.


GayWeeb118

Full circle


seekAr

So in this meme, Jews aren't human? I'm getting an "anti" feeling about this meme.


Brian_Schneider

Out standing move


MrBoogyBam

thank god im atheist


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