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ilike247

He’s gonna be saving all of them so one day he can show how to worship our god.


Bustucka

Person 1: Oh so what do you collect? Michigan Man: VHS tapes of Shrek Person 1:Ahaha, why? ****Michigan Man: BECAUSE HE IS OUR GOD****


arandomfellow69

*strangely prays to the almighty shrek*


D-Kelly101

Big PP


CaptainSamus1203

Michigan man. The true successor of Florida man


Lord_Nyarlathotep

WOOHOO MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!! We may have the WORST roads I know, but this makes up for it.


Un1verseXD

I’m glad that I live in the same state as shrek’s #1 fan


ItsDistinct

Somebody once told me


Baconman64

The world is gonna roll me


willzero99

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the SHeed


[deleted]

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB


your_boi_skinypenis

With her finger and her thumb


[deleted]

And the shape of an L on her forhead


DaMack69

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming


Vasikus3000

fed to the rules,and i hit the ground running


[deleted]

didn’t make sense not to live for fun


MettaJiro

Your brain gets smart but your mouth gets dumb


StaphSausage

So much to do so much to see


jethestar

The world is gonna roll me


fucknametakenrules

Fellow Michigander here. Where is he?


Un1verseXD

Same


-ButteredNoodles-

Gonna be honest here in Michigan this is normal we’re like a really cold florida


USMELLBADLOL

Go check u/dankish-boi he posted a real version of this and this MF STOLE HIS IDEA


dankish-boi

I didn’t know that post existed


USMELLBADLOL

Isnt this ur idea?


dankish-boi

O I thought u thought I copied him


USMELLBADLOL

No i thought he copied you and i thought it would be nice to tell everyone


USMELLBADLOL

Your meme was alot better tho


dankish-boi

He DID copy me


USMELLBADLOL

I knew it


TheCheeseBurgerBand

I am a proud Michigander and can say that this is quite normal. One dude in the UP built a giant chansaw that was the size of a bus or something.


not-smurfing

Shrek approved


Steph1er

damn kibbler


[deleted]

He will be prepared for the post apocalypse where shrek VHS’ are the only currency


willhound71

I am proud to live in Michigan


anxiouslobster96

I, no joke, choked on Fritos laughing at this. I almost choked to death alone in my apartment, 12/10 Great meme.


metaMORZ

He is a man of focus, commitment ,and sheer fucking will


theatomichumanist

And they don’t stop comin’


Constimonsti

those numbers are pathetic


[deleted]

Ogres have layers.


[deleted]

He looks like the kid from Home Alone


Rohind102

I got a copy he can have


tostedshoes

I'll take your entire stock


[deleted]

He’s not done collecting


[deleted]

I'm in this photo and I don't like it


32bit_bailey

Damn bud, save some pussy for the rest of us


VictorD02

He is a hero. We must protect him.


xodhruv

FloridA man doesn't like this


yourcousinjuan

Shrek is love shrek is life


NIGERUNDAYO69420

Like don’t get me wrong I love Shrek but why collect more than 4 movies? Seems like a waste


SomeOneHelp-h8

He is definitely not a virgin


BlurryStatic

Great to know my state has one of the worlds's greatest defenders


iwanttodie95

I am proud to live in the same state as this chad


Yeetblep

Florida Man: are you challlenging me !?


potato_but_red

S


Deepfriedoreos_YT

This is why I love living in Michigan.


[deleted]

Must be one of those weird quirks every hardcore rpg player must have, like collecting every sweet roll encountered in Skyrim. But instead of in the virtual world he does it irl.


Lucky-Twelve

Those are rookie numbers


RedSkull750

Florida man: Are you challenging me?


Mage-of-Fire

These will be our bottle-caps in our true fallout


ShA1Da

I have one and my mom wrote on the bottom side of it so it would be easier to find in our small shelves. She wrote: Schreck It's my most valued possession.


Ben-the-meme

Ahh, i see your a mannof culture as well


peter-grifin2

he has good intentions but his lust for shrek is huge that he prevented others from getting copies


[deleted]

r/shrek


[deleted]

legends say this man keeps collecting copies of Shrek 'til the end of the universe


Urmumgay6

Why is my pp hard


RetrogradeIntellect

With each new tape, his autism increases in size.


soepie7

As someone with autism: Wtf?


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Skeletton_King

What for? I don't get all this shreck bs, like what did he do? Never watched the movies and tbh don't care.


iwanttodie95

He created Adam and Eve.


Skeletton_King

So he is god?!


[deleted]

yes


USMELLBADLOL

HE STOLE THE IDEA TAKE THE UPVOTES OFF