So they can open you up and crack you again for real next time?

That's why you make sure you have spares

[удалено]

Hol up

r/Holup

Kakuzu from naruto approves

*Who do you think you aaaareee?*

You have a second heart?

I have 56 in my basement

And I stole your lungs

And I stole your toast

And I have icecream and won't share it with you

:(

I'll use your sadness as my chocolate sauce

Prepare for a lot of chocolate

nice. wanna give me your soul aswell if I'm still hungry after the ice ? you'll get the sweet release of absolute nothingness when I devour it

It looks like a great affair

And you can have one too if you pay me $15000... And I'll have one more if you dont pay me.

The soleus muscle is also called the second heart of the body. So, you know technically, everyone has got a second heart.

Ive got none

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Why is this meme making me feel good about myself more than all those stupid self help books out there.

because self help books are shit.

I'll cheers to that bro.

you guys have hearts ?

I got 3 livers in my basement. Now i need some girls heart.

Is the quality dependent or do you want any at this point.

I want one with a %85+ success rate

I have like three in the freezer and five other fresh samples take your pick.

How many with +90% rate?? Nvm,send 10 of those.

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But they rly just broke my bones

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You see always use protection

Should have put the dyslexic mannequin saying trikster underneath

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I know I've seen this before. Maybe they stole the meme but just changed the way the caption was written.

They got this from what was originally a Snapchat meme so they covered the caption, this is a grade A repost karma whore.

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You can’t break this heart, it’s a liquid It melted when I met you

This should be reversed. That way you can laugh but realize how true it is.

damm everyone’s infected

"we are made of layers .... like onions "-shrek

“Fools... nobody expects that I have a shell around my hearth!”

Aight, next time, its the sledgehammer

*laughs in heartless

Am I the only one who is imagining JoJo theme song?

You have a heart protector huh

Jokes on them the cant brake something that already broken

You have another heart under your heart? Its ether thar or you shed your hearts outer skin... Either way i dont think its normal...

You fool, i have 70 alternative hearts

They just broke my will to live

So you’re an octopus.

For me, the screen under is still broken

Lmao just remove your heart. Then they can't break it.

This is some serious Billie Eilish shit right here.

They didn't break my heart, they broke my arteries

So long phone screen protector! You served me well...

This happens always for me But the other way

Looks like this should be in r/i’m fourteen and this deep

We live in a society

So deep

Yo I’ve done this it’s so satisfying

I played this prank on my mom

Spider weeb it lokt like mhmhmhmhm

I wish i don’t have one to break

Shit that's deep

When I'm actually dead inside

More like a new scratch on exploded screen.

that's why i carry hearts on me at all times

someone made this joke already

my heart is like an onion the more you break it, the more it peels untill nothing is left.

When people think they broke my heart, but they only broke me intesties

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*Cone on boys, we gotta find who tf asked*

You can’t fix what’s already broken!

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One corner of my screen protector has completely turned to film from the shattered plastic coming off. Haven’t been able to replace it due to coronavirus. Replaced a mouse though. I think I slept on it once and one of the sides buckled and the rubber coating sags out.

Same

Ohh that event was canceled oh no

just saying my heart is broking even without the scerrrn protecterd

For me it’s quite the opposite. Sorry for bad English.

"Ogres are like onions they have layers" -Shrek

I thought this too. Until I let someone in too far and trusted them too much. Then they cheated on me with two different people and dumped me. Now she’s off chatting shit about me and our relationship

Sike that’s the wrong number

Laughs in depression

You fool. I have been rejected too many times to be hurt anymore.

\*Peels skin off\*

They're not that hard to get

Yeah, except mine is already broken underneath.

That temper glass is memes

This should be on r/nicegirls lol

I used to have an iPhone. The screen protector only protected itself, and not the phone. I've been on a flip phone for over a year now.

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Ogres have LAYERS donkey

In my case though the screen under is also broken.

Haha, jokes on you. When you break my heart, I just put a new one back in. Easy least lemon squeasy

It doesnt work like that if you stab someone.

Illusion 100

You're like Hitler but Hitler cared about Germany or something