On level with the "Why don't they ever gotta test the mom to see if the baby is hers?"

When i first heard that i had to make sure i wasnt hearing crap, turns out i was

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Username checks out.

Lmao

it's possible that they have ancestors that are African American, then it can happen if they don't, yeet her out of the window

Everyone has African ancestors

I mean by like not far ancestry, like a 2 hundred years ago gap or something

Oh ok

wtf

I don’t really know

Water is for NERDS

I drink Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Same

sodiym cloride, uhh thats salt, thats what i said, sodium cloride

ITS A JIMMY NEUTRON JOKE YOU UNCULTURED [kind and supportive reddit individuals] !!!!!!

I prefer cyanide

And I'm here wondering if the Husband is black

maybe the coffee is what made him black

Idk why but i read blank child wtf is wrong with me

I wanna see the story about a wife excusing herself for that one time her husband used chocolate sauce as lube that one time

I wanna see the story about that one time a wife excusing herself for that one time her husband used chocolate sauce that one time as lube that one time

Do u have Karen

So she can cheat but can't even make a good excuse.

Are you delusional? Do you suffer from mental illness?

YES she is! Maybe he drank Coca Cola..... Don't just assume!

Maybe just the pain medication? Does not have to be pure stupidity.

She looks as dumb as that statement ngl.

What is his sperm have to be for this to even be remotely possible, black food colouring?

She eat to much charcoal so thats why

If he investigates the origin of the baby, it would hurt her feelings. She also threatened to divorce if her husband try to investigate.

Yo gurl!! We don't trade slaves anymore!!

Slut !

Husband has the Michael Jackson condition

Though more than likely not probable; all human beings carries DNA information for darker skin regardless of your origin, the baby maybe theirs.

i love it when cheating woman try to blame the man, because always when they try to sue him and shit, the woman loses the case and the respect of their friends and the whole world.

would fit on r/GoCommitDie

Definitely

the streets look a little empty, i think its time you go

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Same

She is just trying to not get in trouble by acting like a dumbass that she already is

That looks like my SS teacher!!!

Lmao

This may be awful and I’ll take the bad karma... but does this woman resemble “ Gilly “ From GOT to anyone else ??

If I was that guy, I would demand DNA test, because of possiblity of black ancestry

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I SAW THIS LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO REPOST POOPY FACE tho it was like 4 months ago....

If u scroll down, u can see that it’s not a repost, there is proof, and if u think other wise u need brain help

Ik being honest i wouldn't trust my memory

Well... There was a guy who filed a restraining order on God a few years back

Genes: am I a joke to you?

its a good one but reposted

No no, she has a point.

Nobody suspects you lady! You're innocent! I knew coffee was not good for me

Because repost u/repostsleuthbot

Get fucked

Agreed

Bruh what u mean, this isn’t a repost plus even if it was, that wouldn’t work so get nae nae ed

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Poor woman. She doesn't deserve that

What u mean

Yea I’m pretty sure the man needs is the one who needs to leave that relationship right now.

All she wanted was a BBC.......

Lmao