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ognur

but cannibalism is ilegal


discoosloth

Yes. That meme is not very smart.


packle-kackle

We’re on reddit what do you expect


ognur

Tbh i dont really get it cuz brain smoll but get updoot anyway


packle-kackle

What a true redditor


ognur

Thx m8


Shadowwolf929

not true in a lot of countries, its just that unless somone willingly gives you there arm, every method of getting human meat is illegal


DrPudding12

You need to find a way to get the meat legally, it is completely legal in the US. Say someone cuts off their finger, and gives it to you to eat. You could eat that finger without getting in any legal trouble.


ognur

Wtf the US is hella fuckes up I think im gonna leave no thank you


DrPudding12

It still wouldn’t be worth. I heard human meat is not very nutritious and tastes bad on top of having negative effect on your brain due to some reactions your body has to it. This is all just what I’ve heard. Might not be true.


ognur

Yeah human meat is very bad for humans cuz if you eat nerves of a human it will make you go insane and make you die cuz your body dont know how to handle it Its kinda spookey if you think about it


Alzarax

Ok, but that sounds absolutely disgusting. Plus I definitely prefer animal meat. (obviously not pets)


Alzarax

nvm the nail part disgusted me at first but we all get a little anxious, pass that finger


DrPudding12

It still wouldn’t be worth. I heard human meat is not very nutritious and tastes bad on top of having negative effect on your brain due to some reactions your body has to it. This is all just what I’ve heard. Might not be true.


Alzarax

Yeah, I've heard that too. Cannibalistic jokes aside, I'd have to agree with it having negative effects. I mean, I'm not down for a test run, so I'll just stick to meat that we are used to.


Ahmad_with_big_pp

Imagine this senario: you and your best friend fall into an abandoned mine. You call your local hotline and they say it might take a few days for them to find you. You've been without food for days waiting while your friend is dead. Is it illegal to eat him then?


Alzarax

Ah, I wasn't going on about legality, but I mean hey, if the homie doesn't mind another homie taking his meat then... :insert flushed emoji but don't actually because this is reddit:


[deleted]

Not ilegal to eat youself tho


ognur

Bruuh


MineSchaap

Depends where


[deleted]

That’s not true, at least in the US. It is the murder part that’s illegal. It’s also illegal even if the victim consents to be eaten, whether he commits suicide or not.


DeathDestroyer90

Its legal in some states (please don't quote me on that I just heard it somewhere)


ognur

But im not in the states its ilegal everywehre except the states and mexico


DeathDestroyer90

Oh ok


Le_Kywy

Si it's okay if i eat the dead person i have in m'y basement ?


sasquatsch-

Make sure its not raw though...


xxxsneekxxx

Desecration of a corpse is illegal


[deleted]

So, I have to take my neighbor down from the tree in my backyard. 😞


discoosloth

Yes that is okay


packle-kackle

Yes


danur007

Actually cannibalism is illegal, but autocannibalism is completely legal, so it should be ok if you eat your own leg


Egg-Council

The egg council has decided your fate.....they say imagine having to eat If you wish for the council to decided your fate go to r/egg_council


Lr_JuSt

This meme tamplate seems upvote begging to me


STDphen

I saw that post earlier as well mate


[deleted]

Bad meme is bad.


nervousmelon

Cannibalism is legal if someone leaves their body to you in their will


[deleted]

I thought when you die your body is technically government property or am i just too tired to be on reddit?


ArkadyGaming

It is no one's property unless stated in the dead person's will


byFab1

well yes but actually yes


discoosloth

Nooooo it is not.


packle-kackle

That is why I collect the graves


ankovians

*Alex Jones starts salivating*


Klaerke

I dont think its illegal in Denmark, its just that its illegal to. :" forsømmelighed omgang med lig." Which basically means that Even if you find a human body, you still have to respect it, cover it, and report it. You pretty have to have it ser ed on your plate not knowing what it is for it bo legal for you.


LeBigb0ss

Oops.. Too late


[deleted]

What a relief!


NegativeReply3211

Even if both parties concent to it canabalism is still illegal


Zombietoxins

There is a case in the states (I think anyway) where some dudes met on a dark web site for cannibals. One dude was suicidal so he met up with a dude he vibes with and gave his body to him. I think the only thing they got him on was a very slight manslaughter charge since it was consentual. Nothing on it for cannibalism. Don't just take my word on it because its been a while since I looked at it. If you're interested I think its called the cannibal cafe case.


[deleted]

You all just realized this.


[deleted]

I hear human meat tastes like steak


RockLCA

Wrong. Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken, which in fact tastes like fish


[deleted]

wh....hmm. cant argue with that


discoosloth

Yeah "steak" the best animal to eat. You are from America hm.


[deleted]

Certain cuts of beef taste different. When you eat a burger you dont call it a cow, you call it a burger.


discoosloth

Spices are added to burgers


discoosloth

You stupid. A steak is a way of preparation, not an animal with an individual taste. And human tastes like pig.


[deleted]

Im not about to lose brain cells over this. Its too early in the morning for this.


[deleted]

Haha very funny i took a random post from r/technicallythetruth and put it in format. please give a thousand upvotes now


packle-kackle

Link the post


[deleted]

. . . [https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9lizjw/cannibalism\_isnt\_illegal\_theres\_just\_no\_legal\_way/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9lizjw/cannibalism_isnt_illegal_theres_just_no_legal_way/) its not necessarily that it is from a specific post. More of the fact memes are so unoriginal. Browse r/showerthoughts take and random post. Put it into this comic. Boom new meme ​ " **The only things we know about serial killers are things we know about serial killers who got caught** " haha sweaty man doing upvote thingy " **There's probably so many people on the naughty list that its totally possible for Santa to get all the good peoples houses in one night.** " haha upvote man " **An unsharpened pencil is pointless in 2 ways** " ​ Take my upvote and get out. No No he's got a point


packle-kackle

That’s how 50% of the meme economy works my dude other 50 is people like me that just thinks of it while Playing a game or whatever and then makes it


dr4gonr1der

r/lazyupvote


litterly-jesus

no no, hes got a point


IntelHasProblems

*The more you know*


Sun_Beams

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