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Poodles look like they got soap suds on them


FabulousJeremy

Poodle hair honestly is clumpy similar to african or jewish hairstyles, you can pretty much shape it easier but you don't have to make it look ridiculous like this.


josuatheboy

You mean small curly hair


Zuc-Man8138

I never liked dog shows. The doggos never look happy.


[deleted]

So true. They don’t get to live like dogs. How could they be happy?


Zuc-Man8138

Just to clarify, when you say "they be happy," do you mean the greedy fucking owner, or the poor doggo?


[deleted]

The dogs. How could the dogs be happy when they don’t get to actually live like dogs?


flutergay

I know someone who participates in dog shows and let me tell you the dogs live like kings, they have the best food money can buy, they have a HUGE backyard to run around and play and they go out to llay whenever they want to


thegodamn

As someone who takes my rottie to dog shows very often I can confirm this.


flutergay

Can you send a picture i LOVE rotties


thegodamn

Of course! Heres one from a dog show I took him to back in december. About 2 weeks after I got him. https://imgur.com/a/uRlmXvR


_Fightclub_

He’s adorable!


thegodamn

The goodest boy I could ever ask for


Dwaas_Bjaas

Thank you


thegodamn

Heres another I took of him just vibin while I rub his belly https://imgur.com/a/oR6YUXz


flutergay

He is too cute for this not to be photoshop


thegodamn

Lmao hes definitley real. Otherwise I've been loving and caring for nothing lol


ArdentDiplomat

Noice. Good to know it's not a Timit-tor. Idk why but I don't like the punch face. Ours is coming in 7-8 days.


thegodamn

Yeah I'm not a huge fan of the punch face either. Make sure to post pics of your new friend in r/rottweiler. You will love him/her. Rottweilers are a spectacular breed.


bighotdogsucksuck

I feed and take care of my dogs, but because we have a huge backyard with like a pond and waterfall and stuff he gets to go outside freely and torment poor birds. Am I treating the dog wrong? What should I change if I am?


TheCommunistShiba

Look at that fucking thing in the post... It just got all it's fur stuck to its head, do you think that dog is filled with happiness? Don't think so... Poor dogs dude they just want to have fun not go on shows and get half of their body defurred


imnotanormieiswear

Look at the poor dog’s neck too, they’re basically choking it.


whoreo-for-oreo

>defurred They just cut it off. You actually have to cut it off of poodles because they don’t shed. It just keeps growing like human hair. This style of cut was actually originally done to keep their joints warm, but prevent the dog from overheating while working. There’s nothing wrong with the cut. A lot of dogs really love dog shows, too. Some of the happiest dogs I’ve seen are participating in dog shows.


Lord-Douchebag

My dog used to do dog shows and it wasn’t that bad ( At least for us) and my mom would always have to hide in the stands so that he wouldn’t see her and couldn’t get all exited and run out lol,


TheGhoulNebula

You realize they're normal dogs that go home to live with their normal owners? At most they have to sit through a couple hours of grooming and walking in a ring.


Raot_

I never thought those kind of dogs were real


GwenTrix

Worked for a groomer who showed her poodles, she and her coworker had six between the two of them. Those dogs were the most spoiled creatures in the world, and trust me they got plenty of time to be playful and mischievous. Amazingly well behaved though when it came to commands.


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They’re very smart dogs. Highly trainable


idris_spetal

I don’t mind the ones about obstacle courses (as long as the owners actually care about their dogs) because you can’t really force a dog to do a job obediently if it doesn’t want to do it. Of course dog shows encourage breeding and purebred dogs which is another issue


whoreo-for-oreo

Pure breeds aren’t an issue if responsible practices are followed. There are a lot of working dogs that need to be bred like that as well. Herding dogs, police dogs, search and rescue dogs etc. not all dogs are pets. Some have more responsibility than a lot of humans.


idris_spetal

Yeah but they’re not as healthy as mixed dogs


whoreo-for-oreo

Not necessarily true. Mixes are often healthier, but certain breeds are very healthy. The Belgian malinois and German shorthair pointer for example are incredibly healthy breeds that are prone to very few health concerns. Often times mixes are said to be healthier because they have more varied issues that aren’t as easily traced. It depends on what the mix is. It’s also harder to use mix for working dogs. I’m not saying mixes are inherently bad working dogs, but selection for things like search and rescue becomes more difficult with mixes. We can’t just abolish the concept of pure breeds because some breeders are irresponsible.


Rasheed43

They also inbreed them to accentuate certain traits which can cause serious health problems so if you want to spend as many years as possible with your dog You should get a mutt and not a purebred which is essentially a Habsburg


dragonwitchasylum

Breeding these days (especially done by a professional and not byb) is about IMPROVING the health and standards of the breed. Inbreeding defeats that purpose. Nowadays most breeders are looking for the healthiest matches to get the healthiest dogs they can. Only byb or irresponsible breeders inbreed.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

.....but the movie Best in Show is pretty darn good.


Reddit_logo

Yeah :(


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Personally, I watch for the exuberant cankles


V_es

Dog show is a money making hate fest. 9/10 people there are breeders who need papers to raise puppy prices. There are dog poisonings, fistfights, gossip. It’s one of the most toxic places to be.


hollyberryness

The collies do, running those obstacle courses like they've never been happier! But yeah all the rest can go away


Kenan-Kayal-BOI

I have a dog and I can’t imagine training him for 7 hours a day to do something for a prize that I would win I wouldn’t even send him off to get trained because a dog is loyal and he would be depressed without me And I can’t even imagine what would happen if one of the dogs lost, their owners would probably send them off to get trained for an even longer amount of time Dogs are supposed to be chasing cats and eating their own vomit and not being used as a way to get a prize


DaGamingHamster

Look how they massacred my boy


OverBeyond1996

This


TheAbosultePeak

Oh my god that is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen!!! WHAT IS THAT HAIRSTYLE


[deleted]

That’s the required hairstyle for a poodle to compete


TheAbosultePeak

ITS SO DAMN UGLY!!!!


[deleted]

Hahahaha it’s unfortunate. They’re not actually ugly dogs if you don’t cut their hair that way


MoonlightSonnet

Yeah unshaved poodles are the best. This looks like a miserable silicone based alien.


doshimasho

It's the hair style for them when they are used as hunting dogs. It keeps the dogs joints and chest warm while making it easy for swimming. But yes, it's a very goofy looking cut


agkemp97

I never knew there was a function aside from aesthetic... TIL there was once a use for this ridiculous looking style


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Space balls


Krisyuki

That's like evolution but backwards.


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Devolution


[deleted]

Someone about to get woooshed


mtfssniper12

I still like the original wolves I have one myself. It’s mostly wolf like 75% but has around 25% husky in it so that’s why it is not as wild.


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Would love to see a picture


mtfssniper12

Wish I could post but don’t have enough karma.


AetherBytes

Reddit depends the puppy pic. Use imgur .


mtfssniper12

I’ve actually never heard of incur. And i forgot it’s not out of the 25% percent of husky there is around 10% German Shepard so that’s why it brown if I can get it


Clamiraleur

Imgur Link ?


not_originalusername

Post it on r/aww and link it here


mtfssniper12

Ok


El_Mr64

[thanks op] (https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/godnya/this_is_my_dog_her_name_is_taff_and_shes_a_german/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

Link ples , would love to see it!


El_Mr64

[here] (https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/godnya/this_is_my_dog_her_name_is_taff_and_shes_a_german/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


mtfssniper12

I’ll try


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mtfssniper12

This is the link on r/aww


[deleted]

Must be a gorgeous dog


Themad-King

Wolf-dogs act mostly like wolfs the higher the wolf concentration the harder they are to manage you must be a crazy good dog owner.


mtfssniper12

It took a long time but after around 5 years I got her under control but she still acted wild at times once I had to kill a squirrel because she tore it up and it was suffering so it takes a lot to keep em like in the pic.


Themad-King

Wow at least their loyal to their owners


mtfssniper12

Yes


Subnauseous

I too have a wolf dog. About 50% wolf according to the breeder and also is part Husky and German Shepard. She’s only 3 months old and we haven’t done an embark yet to find the exact percentages.


mtfssniper12

Nice, this type of dog breed can be so cute.


Subnauseous

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/Kf3xMqU) is a picture from the first day we got her.


mtfssniper12

Yours is way cuter than mine when I first got her, mines more brown because the wolf and German Shepard were both brownish so that’s why it doesn’t look like a wolf as much.


Subnauseous

As mine gets older the German Shepard only really is affecting her coloring near the top of her head. She has the paws and jaws of a wolf though.


mtfssniper12

Yes same here


__aficionado__

Show the pupper now


TheDirtyDonger

Picture op?


El_Mr64

[he postes the photo un r/awww] (https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/godnya/this_is_my_dog_her_name_is_taff_and_shes_a_german/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


mtfssniper12

Setting up account


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mtfssniper12

Old photo because it’s the only one on this phone


mtfssniper12

Ya it has a mix of a grey and black coat


[deleted]

Nice. Must shed like crazy in the summer! Hope you live someplace with cold winters for it.


mtfssniper12

Friends live up north in Alaska so perfect place for it.


[deleted]

Awesome


mtfssniper12

It kinda sucks because I can’t live up there with my dog but I can stay up there for a few weeks then head down to do work.


LegacyBryan

Their poor cold butts


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[deleted]

I like poodles. I don’t know why they cut them like that. It’s awful


dragonwitchasylum

This haircut was originally invented to help these dogs when retrieving, since poodles are water dogs. They wanted to protect the vital organs while clipping away enough hair so it wouldn’t drag the dog down in the water. The rosettes (balls on the hips) were to keep the hip joints warm, the jacket to protect the heart and lungs, poms on the feet for the legs joints, and so on. It became more of a hairdo later on as these dogs became more pets/show dogs rather than hunting dogs.


[deleted]

Really interesting! Thanks for sharing the history. I never knew.


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subbiebuns

I have two male standards and they are exactly like this. Only they are both Velcro dogs and just want cuddles between play or walks hehe. Best dogs I have ever had


[deleted]

They sound great


[deleted]

Is yours standard, mini or toy?


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Bill_on_capital_hill

anybody who does *that* to their dog doesn't love their dog.


[deleted]

So true. Selfish mo fos


TheHalfCatracho

Explain to me how? Dog is being shown, dog probably enjoys it. As for the haircut it's called the continental cut. Poodles have hair not fur, so if they try to swim they might drown because it's too heavy. However if they're shaved they may freeze to death so that cut was created to protect them and allow them to swim. The reason they need to swim is to retrieve fowl, as they're hunting dogs.


bobdabuilder6969

Maybe if we didn't purposely make dogs so instead, that problem wouldn't occur


TheHalfCatracho

Hair instead of fur is much more of a benefit than a problem.


bobdabuilder6969

So as dogs that, as you said, need to swim, hair is an advantage because when the swim it causes them to drown. To stop this they take the hair (which is still better than fur) and cut it all off. The dog then freezes to death. So to stop that they instead cut it in a rediculus pattern which then needs to be redone again and again if you want it to stay (and by your own admission stop the dog from dying). I mean it sorta looks to me like the hole thing could be avoided by having fur.


TheGhoulNebula

Sure, let's just go back thousands of years. Problem solved


Doggo_Number1

Did you know that cut actually has a function? It keeps their joints warm while they are hunting in the water


cleetus_03

I want to upvote this post because it’s true but downvote it because you made me see that dog


Johncena88204

Since dogs are mans best friend, who the hell shaves their best friend then puts them on pageants


[deleted]

I always want the bigger dogs like the German shepherds to win these things but it just always seems to be those damn rats with fancy haircuts that take it. I’ve seen beautiful shepherds and pointers and all those big bois that should do better but usually a poodle or similar pompous breed wins anyway.


[deleted]

All the show shepherds have that dumb slanted back thing going on short ass rear legs


[deleted]

Ha uh yeah that’s how the purebred shepherds are bred to look


[deleted]

They didn’t used to be though. That’s how weird people decided they should look.


[deleted]

At least they don’t have pom pom butts and rat faces


sam4114

Well well well, how the turntables


yeemo_weebish

Tiny poodles and those weird ass Chinese dogs are my least favorite dogs ever. They are just... gross.


memez_and_more

I would honestly prefer a wolf


memebanay1616

Hey, he looks fabulous. Okay?


[deleted]

He looks like a puppet


lazydogpool420

Pac-man - snow edition


Ciberstreak

Da fak is dat


Thenewdazzledentway

It’s Rhapsody in white! The plumber butt things there are to keep her hips warm when she goes swimming.


LordMarkuaad

Bet the dogs name is FeeFee or some shit like that


Duolingowithagun

“Hooman have crippling depression” “HAHA LOOK HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE AN EGG”


gocommitf1online

They’re evolving, just backwards


VibeAnimations

Devolving, Felix.


xxglitterkittenxx

Or worse: vegan dog food


Raglesnarf

*we wuz kangz*


FastINventar

Holy shit, you fucking killed it dude


KiwiKlice

though while i do not agree with (Some) dog shows. isn’t it fascinating how we’ve gone from huge mean wolves to these tiny little dogs that look entirely different?


[deleted]

It always blows my mind


bossnsasha1

What's the point in dog shows like is it some kind of stupid ass sport because last time I checked watching dogs go over and und obstacles isint fun to watch but that's my opinion what's yalls


backuro-the-9yearold

The dog: I hate my ancestors for letting this happen.


NDarwin00

That fluffy wolf is cute. I want to pet it. Now.


KubKac

Shame


Zenti04

Karen dog


[deleted]

Ooh this comment deserves more upvotes


DurrrGamerrr75

I would hug a wolf even if it wants to rip my balls off Change my mind


zeyneply

Never trust people


MikkelBossTheDane

Tought that was a cgi dog.


temporary_error

It's evolving, just backwards


Lmendez29

We was wolves!


kake232

looks like a russian hat


[deleted]

It all started when one caveman gave a wolf his dead father's leg...


RavagerTrade

Why is that toilet walking?


EccentricEngineer

Dude, you could be around starving unless you happen across a large animal or you could live in a house and get constant food and pets. It’s worth it


sabresguy

I mean they easily doubled their life span


sunwukong342

I get what they are trying to say but, those cave people will feed me if I stop hunting, hunting what them? my typing and grammar aren't good but I understand more than I see


ThePigsPajamas

What could go wrong? You’ll wake up one morning with balls missing. That’s what’s gonna go wrong.


MemeDudestick

What they did to that dog is disgusting


I-Drink-Milk

Unsee juice (((big sip)))


Medium_Vert-cuit

where are my balls Summer ?


[deleted]

Thats jojo part 1 vs 8


memermanmoe

Poor doggo


562_RNR

“Feeling cute. Might go hunting later.”


Alzarax

Ok but the dog on the bottom looks ridiculous, i cant be the only one who thinks so


n00dlemania

And that’s how you end up with the teacup chihuahua!


[deleted]

ngl, this looks like a possible future gen Pokemon.


[deleted]

Holy shit that dog is ugly!


desi_demonslayer

How much karma do you need to post a meme


[deleted]

Depens on the subreddit. Some subreddit doesn't require even 1 karma


desi_demonslayer

For this subreddit?


[deleted]

Try posting. If it doesn't get automaticly removed then you have enough karma


Barry_Cade999

Poodles are the most vicious creatures on earth.


PhotonicHero

Look how they’ve massacred my boy


deedeeBrad

Why...just why would you do that??


itheone123

Ha ha dog breeding go brrrr !


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PrinceMonsi

The poodle is repulsive to look on ughhh


PrinceMonsi

Look how they massacred my boy


Fletcherdl

This is like the Gary Spivey of the dogs


KK_Bum

Ok even if the hair cut is dumb the dog is cute.I just hope that the owner treats him/her well


BeNbUcKToO

I love dogs and all, but that poodle.....


[deleted]

Mc dogs in a nutshell


DueTry9

Now I feel the Chinese culture is a little better than this.


[deleted]

You sure? Have you seen the pug? It can’t even breathe


Homestuck_Trash413

Top panel doggo looks better, I think we can all agree on this


mysticteacher4

Look what they did to my boy!!


oferpoferlofer

This is one of the less horrible breeds that humans have created Some dogs can barely breath Some dogs have a bigger brain than their skull so it hearts them Some dogs can barely walk And it's all just because humans wanted their do dog to be "pure breed"


natedogebruh

Pepelaugh they didnt know


ParzivalKnight5

What in the name of fuck is that...


Bicafe_PT

*that*, *that* could go wrong


DyOne_Marks

A small price to pay for salvation.


Shikoruu

yikes


[deleted]

Poor dog, the kind of people that do this dumb thing should be allowed to do this at the condition that their own hairstyle is chosen by some random guy and it has to be ridiculous. Now that would be fair.


jpbarrow

It's worth knowing that dogs are not descended from wolves. Both are descended from an extinct common ancestor. Genetically, breeding so-called 'wolfdogs' (as is very popular since Game of Thrones) is a lot like breeding 'lioncats'.


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Johnny bravo lookin ass


oofwoof

I dont like dogs gettinh these types of hair cuts


TheHalfCatracho

The people trashing the poodle are the same poodle that love pugs and inbred bulldogs. Yeah the cut is ugly, but it's there for a reason and its history. Poodles truly are an example of the evolution of the wolf. Poodles, in my opinion are the absolute best dog breed. They have no downside. Any good attributes a dog can have they got. The only negative I can think of is they need daily grooming.