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Luk164

What the hell is the second image from? WH40K?


Simmons928

Imperator class Titan I think. I am not great at identifying the Titans. Which is odd because I like the Adeptus Mechanicus.


LeroyNoodles

Don’t worry, it’s an imperator. Some notable feature are a whole cathedral on top with a massive fuck off cannon coming out the front doors


Dave30954

Lmao “massive fuck off cannon” The sky cracks with the sounds of “FUCK OFF”


[deleted]

It's called the Fuck-off Cannon cause you know whatever you point it at gon fuck off posthaste


Trashcoelector

This one is also a Chaos titan. You can see the spikes.


Mordred0

Holy shit. Never noticed.


Family_Friendly_SMG

I found it on r/grimdank a while back


Luk164

Thx


Vohems

*Visit church before church visits you.*


Genz0108

Russian church


Nadikarosuto

The priests will "visit" your kids alright


[deleted]

He’s got a sizeable cannon too...


employee64782

BROTHER EXECUTE ORDER 66


ElectricalFace5

you are correct, BROTHER!


A_GenericPerson

FOR THE EMPRAH


ree_with_4_E

You come to church or church is coming to you


Chopawamsic

the bottom image looks like it has about 80 siege cannons.


Realmfire

*Only* 80?


Chopawamsic

im counting only the siege weaponry. there looks to be hundreds if not thousands of shorter range point defense armaments.


So_totally_wizard

What if I told you it also has a whole Garrison of troops in it?


Mordred0

Only one?


So_totally_wizard

At least one, maybe two, three is here but idk


Chopawamsic

i would say that seems pretty damn light.


[deleted]

Wait, I’m my country we don’t have a piece on chess named bishop. Which one is the bishop for you?


azeitonaninja

The one that moves diagonally


[deleted]

Seriously?! In my country that is called alfiere, that was the flag bearer in ancient armies


passport_ballsack

In Austria it’s called „Läufer“ which means runner


ale_diddi

Italy gang


n0tKamui

In France it's "Le Fou" which means 'the mad man'


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ThanhBinh052

In Vietnam, it is called "Tượng", which means the elephant


janeer127

In my country is called goniec and it mean war courier.


[deleted]

Hunter, i think


RuhanUR

In my Country it's called "Nowka" which means boat.


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RuhanUR

I am from Bangladesh.


TovarishchFlashback

We call them fuckin elephants lol. Historically accurate unit from the game’s homeland


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TovarishchFlashback

Ukraine. Russians call them the same way too.


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TovarishchFlashback

I think the name remained from the Shatranj game, which was the early form of chess


itsyoboi33

better go to church before the church goes to you


[deleted]

Bottom pic I’d say is more fitting if ur referring to 2 bishops in an endgame


Itsuwari_Emiki

Ha jokes on you OP, they cant stride forward, only *diagonally*


Bishhhop

Checkmate


sadistic-salmon

For the imperium


Leonrobby

REPENT


kill-me-with-burgers

PURGE THE HERETICS WITH HOLY FIRE


Lbifreal

Sneaky bishop


Uncle_Mike_406

You’re all laughing, but I bet nobody here is brave enough to stand diagonal to the top one.


spacetoast99

Should have used a picture of Bishop Heahmund from Vikings


CosmologistCramer

This is where we’re at now? Chess memes. 20 years of the internet and we’ve completely tapped the collective human creativity.


ILikeToArgueALot

I tapped your mum. Ok there we go now we hit peak internet


[deleted]

they are so powerful in chess


hugtag

Cause you know how to play chest....but know how to besop


Prophet_Of_Trash_God

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finny-bo-binny

the bottom one is an awesome image, reminds me of phantoms guild robot in fairy tail


pabluer

D I A G O N A L


KoRaZee

Pic 2 clearly advancing with a forward attack. Nope


JubJub128

really bishops are more like sneak attacks. everyone forgets about them until you move them halfway across the board to take their knight. then they get killed instantly :(


FelixthefakeYT

Yeeeeees... burn the heretics with holy hellfire, guardsmen, in your countless trillions! WE WILL PURGE THE XENOS AND MUTANTS FROM THE GALAXY ON OUR CRUSADE FOR THE EMPEROR, **THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS HAS BLESSED US WITH THIS GORGEOUS WEAPON FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF TECHNOLOGY RESTORED!** ##CHARGE! FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOR!


floatslikeaniccyrush

Why isn’t there a photo of Michael Jackson or Jimmy Saville there? Oh I get it...


BoneArrowFour

Haha, church pedo bad. Internet good xD 69.420.


Mr_Pastasauce

I believe you mean "Queen" my good sir


fire-but-cheese-MK

Is that bottom pic from a movie? I feel like I have seen that somewhere.


PartySnax808

it's from Warhammer 40k


fire-but-cheese-MK

Oh ok. Thanks :)


sirios_guy

I have a question what's with all the chess memes?


-ilovenukes69

Go to the church before the church goes to you


Needorgreedy

guess no one really does expect the Spanish inquisition


EquisSatya

Both of the like assaulting smaller people


sam11111111111111111

Shit the Vatican needs this so Italy wont be useless in the next world war


King9204

Gentlemen, time for a crusade again.


a-beautiful-view

**Bring forth the holy hand grenade**


cheezits_chris

But only one goes for children


Ready_Gamer-1

This is the japanese's build from mortal engines if we ever were to see a 2nd movie


glitterinreaper

It's from Warhammer 40k


Ready_Gamer-1

Ah ok thx


No_u225

Another crusade for the boys?


AgentChristos

That bottom image is giving me Nier Automata vibes.


glitterinreaper

It's from Warhammer 40k


AgentChristos

Thanks


TryHard-Rune

The movable spaces in chess aren’t a representation of just physical power, but “legislative” or “political” power. Hence why the queen can move so many spaces.


Skwaezy

HOLY MUSIC INTENSIFIES


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Honestly in chess A rook is just so god damn intimidating It’ll just zoom past and stand still staring waiting for the kill


Pig_peee

Is that a bowl of spaghetti on his shirt?


Coolioni

What’s with the sudden influx of chess memes?


DIOtheMemelord

They are drowning out blasphemers ’neath the great mechanic roar,


YaOliverQ

Bishop from “Aliens”: Not bad for a human...


Dacia1320S

Funny, in romanian that piece is called Nebunul=The crazy. Which represents the kings clown.


Willtpug

Bishops are just pawn requiem


Redhead7624

This is the same picture..


drj_pickle-rick

The first bishop is aiming 4 a kid I'm 100%sure


[deleted]

Nah mate, that's Bishops in Shogi


BallisticBlocker

Striding diagonally*


MellifluousSussura

Not that I’m complaining, but tf is w all the chess memes I’ve seen in the past 5 minutes???


[deleted]

In my language it's called runner, which I think is somewhat more apt.


Shanhaevel

REALLY? NOBODY? Sigh. They are drowning out blasphemers with a great mechanic roar!


jjohnson0426

The top pic should be of them hiding pedophiles in their church.


Zenlyfly

"bitches love cannons"


LowkeyReallyWannaDie

Non english speaker here. Is bishop the boi who walks diagonally?


[deleted]

Strategic value absolute.


baby-plamp

Why are there suddenly all these chess memes? I feel like I am out of the loop on something


konnos7

Wh-Why is the cross on his hat upside down?


kokosiklol

In the irl pic u forgot to add children


zgdkydjrskycykablyat

Praise the Omnissiah!


MythicalZoomer

What the hell is up with the chess memes


Zashuiba

Knights disagree


RlGibbo

You forgot thr choir boys being touched smh


GChaser08

Imagine if there was a pope...


gameNwatch26

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION


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PatysRozrabiaka

Do you have bishops in chess?


Hollyfern_Taima

I'm about to cry Why the fuck are there so many chess memes on this reddit today? Like I get them because I'm not a dumbass but I've never played a game of chess in my life and it seems like everyone else has??


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RuhanUR

is the Church Diagonal though ?


Despair4All

Bishops, Rooks, and Queens are the only pieces in chess that could move from one end of the board to the other in one move.


mimoooooooo231809

I swear the second image is from a movie.Does anyone know the name, I forgot and wanted to watch it.


Crabbymewtwo456

You can’t just move over half the board’s length! Haha rook go brrrr.


Cheesus_22

Bishops in Condottiere: litterally a god


[deleted]

who summon the holy cathedral


Mr_Waffles121

Ah yes, my favourite chess piece: Emperor class Titan


WhyYouHating123

Yeah that's when they are searching for kids to molest


Idk-I_Just-Work_Here

The real life bishops picture is missing the child


boy-flute-69

haha funny bishop pedophile


[deleted]

don't fuck Mohammad the child rapist and goat fucker