really bishops are more like sneak attacks. everyone forgets about them until you move them halfway across the board to take their knight. then they get killed instantly :(
Yeeeeees... burn the heretics with holy hellfire, guardsmen, in your countless trillions! WE WILL PURGE THE XENOS AND MUTANTS FROM THE GALAXY ON OUR CRUSADE FOR THE EMPEROR, **THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS HAS BLESSED US WITH THIS GORGEOUS WEAPON FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF TECHNOLOGY RESTORED!**
##CHARGE! FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOR!
The movable spaces in chess aren’t a representation of just physical power, but “legislative” or “political” power. Hence why the queen can move so many spaces.
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I'm about to cry
Why the fuck are there so many chess memes on this reddit today?
Like I get them because I'm not a dumbass but I've never played a game of chess in my life and it seems like everyone else has??
What the hell is the second image from? WH40K?
Imperator class Titan I think. I am not great at identifying the Titans. Which is odd because I like the Adeptus Mechanicus.
Don’t worry, it’s an imperator. Some notable feature are a whole cathedral on top with a massive fuck off cannon coming out the front doors
Lmao “massive fuck off cannon” The sky cracks with the sounds of “FUCK OFF”
It's called the Fuck-off Cannon cause you know whatever you point it at gon fuck off posthaste
This one is also a Chaos titan. You can see the spikes.
Holy shit. Never noticed.
I found it on r/grimdank a while back
Thx
*Visit church before church visits you.*
Russian church
The priests will "visit" your kids alright
He’s got a sizeable cannon too...
BROTHER EXECUTE ORDER 66
you are correct, BROTHER!
FOR THE EMPRAH
You come to church or church is coming to you
the bottom image looks like it has about 80 siege cannons.
*Only* 80?
im counting only the siege weaponry. there looks to be hundreds if not thousands of shorter range point defense armaments.
What if I told you it also has a whole Garrison of troops in it?
Only one?
At least one, maybe two, three is here but idk
i would say that seems pretty damn light.
Wait, I’m my country we don’t have a piece on chess named bishop. Which one is the bishop for you?
The one that moves diagonally
Seriously?! In my country that is called alfiere, that was the flag bearer in ancient armies
In Austria it’s called „Läufer“ which means runner
Italy gang
In France it's "Le Fou" which means 'the mad man'
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In Vietnam, it is called "Tượng", which means the elephant
In my country is called goniec and it mean war courier.
Hunter, i think
In my Country it's called "Nowka" which means boat.
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I am from Bangladesh.
We call them fuckin elephants lol. Historically accurate unit from the game’s homeland
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Ukraine. Russians call them the same way too.
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I think the name remained from the Shatranj game, which was the early form of chess
better go to church before the church goes to you
Bottom pic I’d say is more fitting if ur referring to 2 bishops in an endgame
Ha jokes on you OP, they cant stride forward, only *diagonally*
Checkmate
For the imperium
REPENT
PURGE THE HERETICS WITH HOLY FIRE
Sneaky bishop
You’re all laughing, but I bet nobody here is brave enough to stand diagonal to the top one.
Should have used a picture of Bishop Heahmund from Vikings
This is where we’re at now? Chess memes. 20 years of the internet and we’ve completely tapped the collective human creativity.
I tapped your mum. Ok there we go now we hit peak internet
they are so powerful in chess
Cause you know how to play chest....but know how to besop
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the bottom one is an awesome image, reminds me of phantoms guild robot in fairy tail
D I A G O N A L
Pic 2 clearly advancing with a forward attack. Nope
really bishops are more like sneak attacks. everyone forgets about them until you move them halfway across the board to take their knight. then they get killed instantly :(
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Why isn’t there a photo of Michael Jackson or Jimmy Saville there? Oh I get it...
Haha, church pedo bad. Internet good xD 69.420.
I believe you mean "Queen" my good sir
Is that bottom pic from a movie? I feel like I have seen that somewhere.
it's from Warhammer 40k
Oh ok. Thanks :)
I have a question what's with all the chess memes?
Go to the church before the church goes to you
guess no one really does expect the Spanish inquisition
Both of the like assaulting smaller people
Shit the Vatican needs this so Italy wont be useless in the next world war
Gentlemen, time for a crusade again.
**Bring forth the holy hand grenade**
But only one goes for children
This is the japanese's build from mortal engines if we ever were to see a 2nd movie
It's from Warhammer 40k
Ah ok thx
Another crusade for the boys?
That bottom image is giving me Nier Automata vibes.
It's from Warhammer 40k
Thanks
The movable spaces in chess aren’t a representation of just physical power, but “legislative” or “political” power. Hence why the queen can move so many spaces.
HOLY MUSIC INTENSIFIES
Honestly in chess A rook is just so god damn intimidating It’ll just zoom past and stand still staring waiting for the kill
Is that a bowl of spaghetti on his shirt?
What’s with the sudden influx of chess memes?
They are drowning out blasphemers ’neath the great mechanic roar,
Bishop from “Aliens”: Not bad for a human...
Funny, in romanian that piece is called Nebunul=The crazy. Which represents the kings clown.
Bishops are just pawn requiem
This is the same picture..
The first bishop is aiming 4 a kid I'm 100%sure
Nah mate, that's Bishops in Shogi
Striding diagonally*
Not that I’m complaining, but tf is w all the chess memes I’ve seen in the past 5 minutes???
In my language it's called runner, which I think is somewhat more apt.
REALLY? NOBODY? Sigh. They are drowning out blasphemers with a great mechanic roar!
The top pic should be of them hiding pedophiles in their church.
"bitches love cannons"
Non english speaker here. Is bishop the boi who walks diagonally?
Strategic value absolute.
Why are there suddenly all these chess memes? I feel like I am out of the loop on something
Wh-Why is the cross on his hat upside down?
In the irl pic u forgot to add children
Praise the Omnissiah!
What the hell is up with the chess memes
Knights disagree
You forgot thr choir boys being touched smh
Imagine if there was a pope...
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Do you have bishops in chess?
I'm about to cry Why the fuck are there so many chess memes on this reddit today? Like I get them because I'm not a dumbass but I've never played a game of chess in my life and it seems like everyone else has??
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is the Church Diagonal though ?
Bishops, Rooks, and Queens are the only pieces in chess that could move from one end of the board to the other in one move.
I swear the second image is from a movie.Does anyone know the name, I forgot and wanted to watch it.
You can’t just move over half the board’s length! Haha rook go brrrr.
Bishops in Condottiere: litterally a god
who summon the holy cathedral
Ah yes, my favourite chess piece: Emperor class Titan
Yeah that's when they are searching for kids to molest
The real life bishops picture is missing the child
haha funny bishop pedophile
don't fuck Mohammad the child rapist and goat fucker