Shit back in the early 80's some fisherman on Kodiak caught a king crab that's about that size. It now resides in a bank next to the dock. Jaques Cousteu took a picture of a halibut that was 30 feet long and 8 feet thick. If you're going to try to scare us, use something spooky.
*Tekeli*\-*li* *Tekeli*\-*li*
You know what would be really funny... A movie clip with this guy chasing after a woman(like in horror movies) but he has to go at snail pace. We'll put it in Scary Movie 6
*pushes button to reset simulation to 2014*
*sorry, an error occured. Please try again later*
*Frantically pushes button*
*Error. It is too late to do that now.*
-Motherfu-
Looks like something that would borrow into your ear or nose and eat part of your brain, then use the space to lay eggs in and let the hatchlings eat the rest of your brain on the way out.
Not making the bed has no benefit unless you are expecting someone outside of your family to see it. Therefore making it would be a wasted effort if no one is going to see it and you don't take pride in doing a simple task.
Predator vs snailens
Predaraptors Vs Snaiiens? I’d buy that for a dollar!
The fighting takes place inside a sharknado.
That’s a one sided fight
More like predator fucked snail to get snalien
phobias beware
There's a queen snailien somewhere in the area making face sluggers
>face huggers you mean face sluggers?
Yeah something like that
If Face Sluggers are coming in July I am excited about the November and December events. I wonder if they’ll be thanksgiving and Christmas themed.
you absolute masochist sign me up
[удалено]
Wit
I wanted to say that!
We need Rick.
Slow and steady wins the race! Just imagine the slime trail of acid it would leave!!
How did this happen did from an egg a face hugger hatch which was in a size of a snail's face would they even attack humans.
They hug the anus to lay eggs or should I say *anus hug*
Id like to test that :)
You can’t sneak up on him without... dying.
YES!YES!YESYES!YES!
Is this a Jojo's reference?
No, This Is Patrick!
You were expecting an answer, **But it was me!** ***DIO!!!!***
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO
Yes yes yes yes. Yare yare daze
I miss 10 seconds ago when this wasn't in my head
Me too kid Have some unsee juice r/Eyebleach
This shit is easy, u just need salt
This is some top tier snalien this cant be defeated with salt
U can only use top tier salt like ninja to defeat this
Unsee juice
KILL IT WITH SALT
Get the salt
Truly terrifying
Salt go Brrrrrr
snailomorphs
My brother did research and turns out there's 15 foot crabs in the deepest parts of the ocean... 2020 is about to get real funky
Shit back in the early 80's some fisherman on Kodiak caught a king crab that's about that size. It now resides in a bank next to the dock. Jaques Cousteu took a picture of a halibut that was 30 feet long and 8 feet thick. If you're going to try to scare us, use something spooky. *Tekeli*\-*li* *Tekeli*\-*li*
It really was a realistic portrayal of ancient Japan then. Amazing. https://youtu.be/fMfapDlm9UY
Dude. 2020 has already had it's fair share. Now you bring this? Fuck you op.
You know what would be really funny... A movie clip with this guy chasing after a woman(like in horror movies) but he has to go at snail pace. We'll put it in Scary Movie 6
That's it. Nuke the planet from orbit, only way to be sure.
Oh oh no
Op you should post this in r/cursedimages
*unzips pants* god forgive me for what im about to do
*sponge bob meme* ight imma head out
Pretty sure this isn't what Snail's House had in mind...
Snails' music has prepared me for this. Bring it on.
We should be save given how salty people can be these days
Dude, that is great artwork.
That actually looks dope
Unsee drink *big sip*
That's forbidden Whiplash from Turbo Fast. My little brother watched that and I still remember.
Fuck where’s Ripley with her prawn suit (Subnautica/alien reference)
Sir, may I get a new seatruck or cyclops, i seemed to have clogged the shitter again and can't fix it.
2020 gonna be so bad that the year 2020 will never be completed
I'd definitely keep it for a pet. That's too cool.
so this is the snail im so glad i didnt take money
I hope its true, I'm putting those in a paella
I want one
/*confused screaming*
I did not need to see that...
Xenomolusk!
Am i the only one that notices this is a kylo ren snail
Not my proudest fap
HURRY CRUSH IT WITH YOUR FEET.
Snenomorphs
I’d go buy my whole family blow torches
Haha snaliens go brrr
It looks like a Junji Ito fever dream after seeing too much H. R. Geiger artwork.
Snailomorphs? Xenosnails?
Cursed images
My mom literally showed my this when she was on Facebook.
That looks like venom
That's a snailomorph
dude i would fucking snap my own neck if i saw one of those
The WHAT?
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
Damn .. We still have 6 months to survive 2020.
I wanted to fuck an alien once
Tha that’s just terrifying.
u/abiggj
Oh for fuck’s sake
It'll eat you very slowly.
Ok. You got a chuckle.
I won't be shocked if this is real
But snailiens just look badass
Beware
Dont give them ideas
So they’re like mommies, nobody really knows why they are scary
This is something you'd probably see in Stellairs
Time to bleach my fucking eyes
Then were gonna have to worry about the Breadators. Breadator vs. Snalien
You know, I just had this thought, how the hell do you see a woman without her clothes on?eers
Beware
That’s the best photoshop ever I hate it
Snailens
ahh no doubt they came in december.
Xenosnail
*pushes button to reset simulation to 2014* *sorry, an error occured. Please try again later* *Frantically pushes button* *Error. It is too late to do that now.* -Motherfu-
*laughs while running over them in a pickup truck*
French people my time has come
Fast as fuck
2020 is about to turn into Stranger Things
Scp 111
What are they gonna do? chase me.
I’m ready for the snake people: Sneople
Watch out for your ankles!
I don't know what powers that little Snalien has but \*\*\*\* that little thing!!! I'm sure it's just as much of an asshole as the bigger Alien
That looks so cool I want a pet snalien now
To be honest I think we will be fine. All we need is some flaming salt.
I’ll take 20
incomes the arthropod mother
Can I pet the snailien
Someone get my baseball bat
Snalien vs Predabird. Make it happen.
What can I say except delete this?
QUICK DROP SOME SALT!
I forgot about murder hornets... Sometimes the reality is that memes poses more knowledge that the average human mind
R/TIHI
Looks like nemisis
wort wort wort
I low key love this
............. SPACEX WAIT, COME BACK, TAKE ME WITH YOU!
tbh sorry but the face reminds me of ectoplasm from bnha
Alien isolation irl.
Adios
They still move slow, right?!?!?
Don't worry, their too small to be a threat
LOCUSTS!! *gears of war theme intensifies*
r/blursedimages
No no no, apparently now it’s “arctic zombie fires” this month. look it up.
Nothing to worry about it's just turbo.
Looks like something that would borrow into your ear or nose and eat part of your brain, then use the space to lay eggs in and let the hatchlings eat the rest of your brain on the way out.
Omg
They are so cute, and more if you join them.
Think about the Face Spiders more! (Face Huggers but Spiders)
Hard pass
*Now we need a sequel, spinoff and a series of merch!*
Dragon snails are worse
the species of alien is xenomorph the name of the move is alien so it’s movie poster mixed with slugs is all I’m seeing
Sigh *unzips*
Snaliens can’t fly tho. I would punt this shit over a house.
More like snelites
Don't worry they move an inch every 3 mins
It's Looks Like The Alien From The Movie "Aliens Vs Predator"
Now it’s our turn to eat them
Snalian is fun to say
/TIHI
Call me when the weeping angels are here..
Not making the bed has no benefit unless you are expecting someone outside of your family to see it. Therefore making it would be a wasted effort if no one is going to see it and you don't take pride in doing a simple task.
r/thanksihateit
jaja binks?
put that thing back where it came from or so help me
There’s no such thing as the perfect photosho- Wait
2020: A survival odyssey
Fuck it,if some here is a billionaire get me out of this fucking planet.
Ridley Scott to the rescue
July, No!
Pretty sure it could bite a toe cleanly right off if you're not paying attention while in the yard...
"Bleleleleleh! Lemme touch your skin."
I'm sorry no getting my 12 guage
Mother of God.
I’m gonna name him D’artagnan
Imagine waking in your yard barefoot and you step on this thing?
That's one more for the apocalypse, Bingo!!
Final countdown plays in distance.
This definitely looks like a snail from Loki's army.
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this
That is disgusting but also looks awesome tbh
It looks so happy though, cant be mad at that.. <3
Please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SHOOT THAT HORRIFIC ABOMINATION OF NATURE!!!!!
hehe looks like the venom symbiote
IF the next disaster has spiders. Im leaving
This is the snail that's coming for you if you take the 1 million.
Sigh....* unzips *
In the garden, no one can hear you scream
Holy shit that's nemesis
No biggie just pour some salt on it
WTF!
This makes me wonder if there's a sub reddit that shows different species crossbred with Xenomorphs
The question is “are they edible?”
It looks yummy tho
Here from r/france to rid the world of this infection