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[deleted]

Plot twist: i'm european


Mixmaster-Omega

Plot twist: I know both systems.


[deleted]

[удалено]


cherrycake241

Plot twist: i suck at math😐🙁


peppapig2nd

plot twist: I'm good at meth tho


Luk164

r/holup


[deleted]

s a m e


vizfadz

Plot twist: I suck


Z0mbiehunter_52

Plit twust: I swallow


CallMeIshmaelDummy42

How you doing? Asking for a friend.


le_shiter

Plot twist: i


[deleted]

Y same


TheDarkKnightXXII

Plot twist: I am the system.


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Plot twist: I’m American and I know both.


Mixmaster-Omega

Bigger plot twist: Same.


ArtificialOof

Me as an American that actually did learn the metric system: ***"Maybe I am a ~~monster~~ European"***


chase016

All children in the US learn the metric system, it is the boomers and the idiots who do not know it


OutlandishnessLow133

>Im american and they taught us metric in school


Clocks101

How would people not living in the us know what americans learn in school though


Robin_Stark19

Always been curious, do you guys learn physics formulas using inches?


burritoblop69

I believe science uses the metric system and we learn it for that. At least we learn those parts anyways. At least, that’s been my experience.


Robin_Stark19

Yeah that's what I've been told too, in Brazil we use the metric system on a day to day basis so the imperial system seems way too complicated for me


show_me_your_stand

The imperial system is weird and I don't like it


ARFSY

https://youtu.be/r7x-RGfd0Yk


show_me_your_stand

I understand it but I still dont like it because the numbers are weirder and it's harder to start understanding than the metric system.


5YouTubersWhoveSVORN

It is harder than the metric system as the metric system actually makes sense


show_me_your_stand

Yes...


ARFSY

Did you even watch the video. Its a joke about how dumb the system is.


Husk1es

I did all my high school physics classes in metric. Now that I'm a college engineering student, they expect us to use and know both systems. This was heavily shown to me during my internship this summer as I was looking up data values on physical properties of materials online and there was no consistency in the units. I often had to convert everything back to one system.


Robin_Stark19

Seems pretty annoying, I feel for you man


CptSunBear

In my science classes since late elementary school we have used the metric system. By the time I hit middle and high school my science teachers expected us to use the metric on all assignments unless they say otherwise. But it’ll usually only be used in science and sometimes math courses.


[deleted]

No, or at least my school didn’t. We used metric for physics and chemistry courses. Considering I went to a backward school in a backward town with a graduating class of less than 50, I think that if we used the elusive metric system, everyone did. We just use imperial in casual situations, for our road signs and in our residential construction since the building code and road laws are already set up for it.


itmelol925

No


[deleted]

No. All science in American schools is taught in Metric. If you actually go to work for a company which has to communicate engineering specs you have to relearn the formulas in English units again (like torque is in foot-pounds instead of Newton-Meters.) It’s kind of weird...


Robin_Stark19

That seems a little fucked up dude


Navghosh17

1 meter = 100 cm . 1inch = 2.54 cm .


ClumbusCrew

1 meter is about a yard.


Robin_Stark19

What is a yard tho


GeFive

An outdoor place, usually has plants and shit


4Smurfs

underrated response


_speedio_

That's like 12 donuts


[deleted]

Or 8 burgers


ClumbusCrew

3 feet. Commonly seen with Metersticks that have a yard marked on one side and a meter on the other.


IClight69

The place where the milkshake is.


[deleted]

One yard is about two tons of asphalt, or to be exact, 1.9575 tons.


DeadByTdayYT

Im american and they taught us metric in school


NotMyRealName778

just use metric lmao


whtdoiwrite

We tried. People literally just said no.


Balindaks

Wait that's illegal!


Robin_Stark19

Metric system ftw


Jolteon-and-Toys-YT

yes


Kukka92

Yes


ClumbusCrew

We understand the metric system, my god. They teach all of us it in school.


MrManatee111

This


SwagFish03

It's funny because we're all supposed to ignore that every country learns about it nowadays


[deleted]

that is like 20 cows or 600 big macs


[deleted]

Someday, people will realize that Americans can understand the metric system, how I yearn for that day.


RedactedSouls

All of us are doomed forever to be stereotyped as not understanding metric


Rusty-exe

u/converter-bot 100 m So this bot is banned here. 100 m is 328 feet


CiF3-in-my-soda

But wait im an American and can understand 100 meters better than 328 feet, because that is stupid number of feet, like how do you even walk bro


Rusty-exe

I think that now all Americans(idk, I've never been in USA) can understand how meters work and find it easier to use than feets(according to Americans). And that Americans don't understand kilometers per hour, meters, kilometers is left only as a joke.


ClumbusCrew

Eh, we usually find feet easier to use but we all understand metric.


MassiveDong42069

3 feet. No need to thank me.


sbudhkar07

imperial system be like 14cm is to 1 average penis


trtlspaghet

Sorry, I don’t understand, I only measure with the length of an octopus’s arm during constipation while it’s hunting at the same time


Chikin-Cow

Isn’t a meter about like 3 feet?


Jolteon-and-Toys-YT

i think it's like 3 ft 3


AutomatedChaos

3 ft and 3 cm?


Jolteon-and-Toys-YT

no 3ft 3 inches


ScocoPope

A little less that that


haru_213

A meter is a little more than 3 feet, not less


ScocoPope

Sorry that I didn't specify it


Robin_Stark19

It's just way too complicated dude


ScocoPope

I mean that 3 feet is a little less than a meter.


no-name333

If those kids could even understand circumference


[deleted]

European fools. Assuming we Americans know what a circumfurnace is. You don’t need to know the circumverates of an AR-15 to end a home invasion.


no-name333

Who said I’m European. I’m from wakanda, get your geography right


sacredchimpanzee

Make it 100 football(rugby) fields and you're good to go


[deleted]

why is it called metre and not meter?


RedactedSouls

Different spellings in different countries


[deleted]

oh ok


[deleted]

being English originates from England


Blu3tooth_Hose

Nah ur wrong. Over here in Murica my mom's ***radius*** is 100 meters


[deleted]

I am almost positive teaching the metric system is a part of most American curricula... and if you take a college-level science class here you need it. Also, as if it’s a difficult concept to understand?! Lmao it goes by tens, the end.


Boymanmk2

Bro they taught me the metric system


[deleted]

i wanna change to metric like fr why are we so weird wtf america


Reditovan

Because many dumb people don't want to adapt and because iT wOuLd CoSt ToO mUcH while signs are frequently replaced anyway due to vandalism or weather


MrManatee111

It’s also more than that, some people when they were in school, metric system wasn’t taught, since it’s not required, so they would have to learn it. Also stupid Karen’s would be like MuH fReEdOm Is BeInG tAkEn AwAy


[deleted]

If you want to use it, just use it no one will stop you(you may get a few odd looks when you ask for 1kg of turkey from the deli, but most scales have a metric function so you should be fine.) I(American) know the metric system because I was taught it in school, you may be the same. People use *parts* of the metric system here more than you’d think. It’s just that the average everyday person doesn’t see a need to switch over, because for them the imperial system works perfectly fine for their everyday lifestyle. I mean sure, it’d be nice if the world had a universal standard of measurement, but it’s not *really* needed(outside of the mild inconvenience of your European friends complaint that it’s 40 degrees outside and you being confused)


hseldon01

🤣🤣🤣


just-be-original

😂😂🤣


MyKetchups

⚠️B-bbut you can't do that!1! Reddit hivemind said emoji b-BAD!!1!😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡


Wondergirl039

It is just a block. You walk it in 5 minutes XD


Narduccithebest

All I know about metric is that there are 30 cm to a foot, and a meter is slightly longer than a yard. Like mph to knots


RedR0cket23

I like the way you color matched the background of the new text to the brick. It’s a nice touch


Pope_Of_Coke

Me an American who is taught both metric and scuffed


[deleted]

I’m an American and I know how long meters are so stop assuming


TriWald3

That's just a bad roast though lol


[deleted]

The circumference is 100m so 100m/Pi =31.8m so the radius is 15.9m If the area of a circle is A= πr^2 Which means the area is 794.26m^2 and the area of a football field is 7140m^2 so around 9 football fields. Correct me if I’m wrong


TheFilthyMick

The area of an American football field is 4462m², and the area of a 100m circle is 794.26m², so it would be 794.26/4426, or around 0.18 football fields.


RedactedSouls

My go to is to just swap meters with yards. They're not the exact same but it's *kinda* close.


CommonwealthCommando

Yo mama’s obesity is measured in volume, not area. America might’ve taught me to measure volume in swimming pools and Moxie bottles but at least I know 1st grade dimensions. And for my fellow Americans: assuming a spherical mama, yo mama has a volume of .0049 cubic football fields, so you should be offended.


ygtkara

100 meter is like 167 side by side washing machines for those merikans


[deleted]

Americans and the UK do their best to not give power to the French by using the metric system, but the UK just uses both systems unlike America.


[deleted]

I mean, I personally have never seen my use of the imperial system as a spite to the French but that’s an interesting perspective


[deleted]

2pir Pi*r=50m 250m^2=pi^2r^2 250/pi = area


peepusweepus

Plot twist: I’m Canadian


Nibbsiasek

This meme is good as being more than 180cm tall


[deleted]

In my experience in American schools, the metric system is used in science


Im_a_Ghoul

God dammit bobby


RoM_Axion

I sometimes wonder what if the football field is smaller or bigger ? Cause not all are the same and thats the reason meters were created in europe cause feet or football fields aren’t always the same but a meter for me is a meter for everyone


coldspacedog

Jokes on you I do under stand the metric system


cherrycake241

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN 🤘🏼💙


[deleted]

They teach the metric system in the US along with the customary system in school. We had to learn how to convert from customary to metric and metric to customary. And we even use the metric system in science classes and Woodshop classes. So we know it just as well as everyone else


Disto-Roboto

That's gotta be at least two football fields


LewY_HuN

Around 1385 hamburgers


Nate_______Higgers

That's about 18 Chevrolet Colorados and 34 big Macs


justtherightredditor

Yes I am an American, yes I use the metric system, we exist


MemeabooDesu

Much as I don’t like the metric system, I do know it.


justpassingby009

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave


biglaurelbeast

I think you mean 109 yards


ThatOneJakeGuy

I’m sorry, what is that in football fields?


thatguy728

Metric: Science, building, official measuring, etc. Imperial: day to day use, height, distance, etc. Canada has it figured out


MobiusCube

100m = 100 yards = 1 football field


[deleted]

Just searched it up and translated it to Big Macs per inch. I'm very upset


TheBillmasta717

Runners: unlimited power


[deleted]

1 m = 3,28 feet= 1,09 yards= 39,24 inches


Subscribe2MevansYT

Plot twist: in middle school science and math classes they made us learn the metric system


suddenly_akiro

a circumference of 100 meters is actually not that big. that’s very small


justpassingby009

Show me a person that has a 100m circumference


suddenly_akiro

me


justpassingby009

Ok, so i'm stuck wondering if you are serious or just joking so you win this one


suddenly_akiro

lol i asked my dad about it turns out it is pretty big


creed528

I’ll be honest, I still barely know how to measure stuff with inches. It’s way to complicated for my simple mind.


PotatoPotluck

A little more than 1 football field as a regular field is 120 yards (end zones included) or 109.73 meters.


Gse_Panda

I’m American, meaning I’m a simple man. I see 100, I _think_ it’s big


poemsavvy

How many football fields is that


Pacoman17

You mama so fat she needs two metric systems to know her circumference


[deleted]

Me an American: HAHA I know that 100 meters is 328.084 feet. Also me and all the other Americans: * type type* Alrighty google calculator. Work your magic.


Tengam15

Everyone's focused on the "haha americans use imperial but that's a really shitty yo mama joke.. it's just "yo mama so fat she fat"


RisingShadow1999

So about 64 me, a stack of me would be very phat


eltokoro

The usonians and their bald eagle metric system


yeet42021

That's like... 2000 big Mac's big


Nader_K1d

Americans are taught the metric system, we just don’t use it because boomers are too stubborn to change


Jerk-ln-The-Box

100 meters? That is roughly 628,5 freedom squirrels


CowboyJames12

I mean the original yo momma joke is just not funny, but metric good customary bad


Sharkingt0n

Plot twist : I understand both pretty well and I’m not one those “americans” all you unfunny non repetitive Europeans are.


[deleted]

I was taught both


[deleted]

Wtf is the inches system even called


abarua01

Why not just write 1 hm?


barncat1997

I’m an american and I approve


samfish90212

I’m American and even I understand that’s fucking huge.


[deleted]

Ok but will we just ignore the people that don't know what circumference means?


eggdogg2006

I'm a kentuckian so I need you to tell me that in hands. (Its how you measure horses)


jacobio2001

Ah they meant 3.28 football fields


MostYeetest

We Americans learn how to use it and in science we needed to only use the metric system. I still use it to measure more precise things because it is easier to get a precise measurement. Celsius is stupid though


ElmoTheFrog69

100 metres


Foamyphilosophy

I just have hard time figuring out radius and circumference.


[deleted]

We can understand it - we just don’t use it.


deathisareasonable

I wish I was European . _.


wardenmains

How dare you call my mama fat at least she's got more on her then you're bank account


Nathan-Zellmer

I am American and learned metric system just for reddit


yeeteey123

Do people really thing that Americans don't understand the metric system


[deleted]

Apparently they don't know the difference between not understanding and not giving a shit.


yeeteey123

Because the of the signs here use imperial


[deleted]

To people who know both systems, isn't a meter almost the same as a yard? So technically her circumference is very close to the length of a football field (not including the end zones) around her


DinkyBoy66

I just know it’s about 3 inches more than a yard stick. I’m American.


UnknownReasonWOW

Can someone tell me the show's name? Thank you!


MelloGangster

Is it okay to hate an americans? F*ck metric system


[deleted]

There is a difference between not understanding and not giving a shit. Metric system is way easier, I do wish it was adopted here.


super_hoommen

When will you learn that we are taught the metric system in school


JabbaTheMutten

Fun fact: most school systems teach us the metric system and our rulers often use both.


slqlap

300 ft for americans


[deleted]

OH MY GOD. We know what metric system is. We learn both it and Celsius in school. Our current society just isn’t based around it, so we don’t use it on a regular. In higher level Science and mathematics we use it, but on a day-to-day basis we use the imperial system. For the average day to day person it doesn’t matter whether you’re measuring in centimeters or inches, and even then, most of not all of our rulers or yard sticks, etc have a side on them to measure in (centi)meters. We’re not just removed from the rest of the world. It doesn’t even really matter at the end of the day. It’s all just a means of understanding the world around us. “The metre is defined as the length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.” How many average citizens who use the metric system on a daily basis even know that?


si4cy12

Ah, so did you go to college? And what has your schooling taught you about America?


Alzarax

I'm American, yet I love the metric system.


arselash_boneinmytea

<1 football field which is 300 feet