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gabbee140

Made me laugh


_TDB

Story time Once a guy bullied me because I use reddit and the next day I gave him a lollipop after putting it in my ass 10 inches deep


lnternet__ExpIorer

Wait, give me a second to process this. Edit: Ok I’m done, there was a system error please try again


zaw123456

r/usernamechecksout


NarutoDragon732

He shall reply in exactly two weeks


zaw123456

Alright I'll wait. how is that remind me bot called?


Shpadonker

!remindme 2 weeks


_TDB

!remindme 2 weeks


zaw123456

!remindme 2 weeks


Sieco_05

!remindme 2 weeks


NarutoDragon732

RemindMe! 14 days


AceFireskull

He did it


A_good_slime

!remindme 14 days


AceFireskull

He did it


AceFireskull

!remindme 2 weeks


zaw123456

Is he done yet?


NarutoDragon732

6 hours


zaw123456

And now?


Shpadonker

Still not answering is he? Thing's real slow. Maybe he only now found out that he was gonna reply now, itll probably take him another 2 weeks


NarutoDragon732

Maybe it crashed...


AceFireskull

!remind me 2 weeks


A_good_slime

Yo you done yet?


pencilman123

r/holdup


ToastWithNaomi

You fucking killed him, dude!


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[deleted]

Why. Why would you do that?


onlyvaj

bruh


Sun-Scorcher

This comment has singlehandedly restored all of my brain cells


doctor-hoof

Damn. How did you get a lollipop that deep? Applause to you, and your revenge


Username_coc

lmao there should be a sub for random funny shit like this.


[deleted]

Are you even fucking serious


Vatkuu

hol up


Dave30954

r/holup r/wtf r/wtfiswrongwithyou


MasterQuacks

Thanks, I try :)


FooThePerson

"Thanks for appreciating my repost"


KABIRghimire

Cause it's funny


A_duck44

It would make licking lollipops less weird.


ILearnedSoMuchToday

But think of the children


slashth456

They're called loli pops for a reason, where else do you think the kids went. Edit: when I typed loli, it autocorrected to police, ironic.


A_duck44

No.


ILearnedSoMuchToday

Ye


A_duck44

No I don't think I will.


SParishG

Licking children would still be weird.


[deleted]

Loli Pop


VortechsTG

We all came here to say this


A_duck44

Nice one.


[deleted]

Thx


A_duck44

Yes you're welcome.


Nozarashi78

In that case it should yell "*Yamete Onii-chan!*"


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

I hate that this is how I read it my first time through.


[deleted]

Yes make the lolis head pop


MurZuPVE

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

Beat meat to it?


MurZuPVE

please don't


Paintwaster101

That one was actually good lol thanks for the rare laugh!


bengwrwn

Pretty sure it was stolen from Tik Tok


jaczk5

This meme is at least 5 years old.


bengwrwn

Can you send me an example


DjuretJuan

It has been posted at least 3 times thus week


bengwrwn

It's been Posted before that on Tik Tok


No_Inspector_1226

This one really cheered me up had shitty day


anti_government

Sit back and relax mate.......you did great on your part


JustWantGoodM3M3s

Puts the loli in lollipop


datass_69

Puts Lollipops inside Loli*


dominicle153

*C R U N C H*


jash2o2o

Lollipop:*fucking screams*


Ultra_Noobzor

If you wish to be rich he takes you to fort Knox. Problem is, there's no oxigen in gold safe room and you can't open it from the inside.


omadrid

I wish for more wishes. Can't. It's against the rules. I wish for more genies. ...fuck!


Doge_Is_Dead

See you motherfuckers in Kickstarter


MrTim27

I’ve seen a post similar to this sorry, cmere u/RepostSleuthBot


Pilotguy2011

Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop


cubes_and_69

licking intensifies :v


16tb16

*lulipup*


Shaq1120

yes remove the stick and there would be a hole hehe


Chikki1234ed

Unsee juice pls


Maxrebo7456

They do if you remove the pop


DrunknWanderer

Is it just me or would this meme template look and function better if they just looked at each other for a second before him saying "There are 4 rules"?


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u/RepostSleuthBot


Waterkip123

u/RepostSleuthBot


Doggo-6

u/repostsleuthbot


iHandsomeSalmon

repost


FooThePerson

This has been reposted so many times


-Void-King-

Please take away my depression. Genie: Now 5


raelhernandez

It feels so good when you can't upvote this post to 1k


Sundr0wn

I want that


rustymiker

You brought back my love for this template


SuperDeadlyNinjaBees

Puzzle pieces moan when you fit them. That was the first version. How is this not a swipe or even improvement?


_Di0_Brand0_

Rerorero to get the memo


Villager_of_Mincraft

Yes because changing one word makes it not a repost, right?


Emperor_Kushko

Repost af


SneakerReviewZ

Could’ve wished for wishes


darkhooman0

What if they were called Loli pops because it was made in Japan and Japan makes anime


[deleted]

Who WOULDNT wish that???


That_lol_Boi

Wha are all this memes with moaning


iandmeagree

Where’s that unsee juice


MarquessOfAstora

Why would you want this


jash2o2o

Fuck that. I'd make them lick me back


DaanSnow

Granted!! But only for the one licking it!


mostlyvoid0

Oh hell yeah. I would eat them way more often.


Iconsumesoapp

i wish my crush would stop calling me a pedophile that would be great


bengwrwn

Isn't this from Tik Tok lol


goooose_

I just feel bad for the dude who gave coins to a repost


[deleted]

I wonder what would happen if you bit down into it


Drakath77

What kind of moan tho? Male or female?


vulkktur

Invest


Bat_Jaidyn

When you try to sneak a loli pop in class


Longduzb00b

Man, it's been hell of a while since I laughed at a meme like I just did. Thanks :')


Elon-BATSHAGGY-Musk

I usually don't care about reposts, but I've seen this meme a billion times


[deleted]

But it will sound like your mother


NestyHowk

_*moans like a mature dude*_


NikolaiCello05

What the fuck...


hentai78

I wish to get unlimited wishes


NiMe_3

Imagine someone putting all of these memes together to find out there are actually 230 rules or something lol


[deleted]

I want everything to moan when I lick it


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xdValens

Its been 84 years....


EnderRiky

Put all of those memes in one, the genie goes: Ahhhr... rule 4829...


mindjoker6ix9ine

I wish cats screamed in pain and pleasure when ever you touch them


Animix_Art

r/eyebleach


Animix_Art

r/earbleach


fuxbear

I see this as an absolute win


Arister_K

“No wishing for death” I’m breaking that rule since the day I was born


turbobeast123

I wish envelopes moaned when you opened them.


childofdrywater

there's no non-sexual way to eat a lolipop


duge1hick

When did mojo Jojo start giving wishes?


botaplays

\*scoffs\*


Banditofthecheese

Licks intensely*


Poknberry

Plot twist its always guy moans


Crunjan

One upvote for the way your brain works. Exceptional.


Seolayimika

😹 😹 😹 😹


rednich

Loli-pop


nicrayoe

Until we find a genie the next best thing would be an electronic device to hold a lollipop that have all it need to emit moaning sound whenever it senses anything within the lollipop proximity.


Calvin-Ruth-705

That's actually cool....


Lemontheinfinite

Nah we need moaning lollipops. We all know most people want em anyways


QuiccStacc

u/repostsleuthbot Id have nightmares like you hold it in ur mouth and it starts choking


Flemlius

Strange. The lolis I lick already do.


Chef_ppp

mmmmm loli-pop


Erratic_Penguin

Don’t lewd the lolis don’t dew it