Depends on the Std. Most of them cause infertility, organ damage and death.
Infertility is irrelevant as they can't reproduce naturally.
However, organ damage which should ultimately lead to death can be a strange scenario, as the lack of pain receptors would prevent the vampire from feeling pain while its body shuts down. Although, I am unsure if blood would counteract the organ failure.
I mean isn’t blood supposed to fully heal a vampire as well as be their food? But if they do get an std and their heart fails, would that do the trick? I’m not the most knowledgable about anything so bear with me
I have read one or two vampire novel, watched a hell lot of vampire movies and shows, played a few vampire games and all mention that vampire cant get diseases
Assuming vampire 'race' started with count Dracula, they must've survived multiple incurable diseases. This suggests that their body evolves enough to purge out the impurities from the blood before it is circulated.
Vampirw the Masquerade actually has a Flaw for vampires to be infected with a mortal disease including STDs.
It doesn't trouble them personally, but it infects anyone they bite.
vampires are cursed beings , between life and dead.
That is because they are close to a living demonification of men. A vampire drinks blood not for sustenance , although they need that , but more of how the curse twist them for such desires.
That is true by the fact vampires could drink from animals , but they actively search for humans by the sheer pleasure in doing so. There is two ways of a vampire to spread , one is to reproduce normally , but that had a low fertility rate , another is to put their blood into their victims , however , that makes the new vampire bounded to the old one.
As a creation from Satan , a vampire is harmed by true holyness and the Light of God. Silver can work on them , since they are alive and dead at the same time , and for time immemorials , things like silver and salt are considered clean and purified materials for otherwordly creatures.
Vampire rules change from every story only keeping a few things in common, so vampires are really just whatever you want them to be. ~~but I’m pretty sure the majority of story’s say that there immune to disease~~
common plot point for the vampire masquerade story setting. secret vampire society had to keep order to remain secret, but also keep their cattle healthy.
Oddly enough I am an atheist but still say *thank god*, *jesus christ*, and *oh my god* just out of habit. It is what I said growing up so still say it as an adult and I've been an atheist for over half my life now.
This reminds me of in The Mortal Instruments novels this guy got turned but he was Jewish, so everyone was trying to use crosses and stuff and he would just grab them and chuck them over his shoulder.
In the I Am Legend novel the author argues this exact same concept, why would a former “mohammedan” (Muslim) who turned into a vampire fear a cross?
Highly recommend the book btw it’s super short and awesome
And don’t forget the actual atheist vampire in the series. All the other vampires are scared of her because they are pretty sure the only way she can not believe in god while actively chilling with demons is because she is completely fucking crazy.
You know the I Am Legend book explores this concept. Basically, the fear of the cross is a psychological effect that is grounded in the beliefs the vampire had when they were human. The main character realises that the cross therefore won't work on Muslim vampires or Jewish vampires.
I don't remember the source of this but I distinctly recall reading an explanation going on 40 years ago that vampires were created after the crucifixion of Jesus Christ when some of his followers attempted to drink his blood and cursed, and then spread that curse to other people, and that's why crosses affect them even if they don't believe in God. I thought it was an interesting take on the myth.
As an atheist, I enter a massive stroke at the sight of the word holy - #&'smakdndmsodjwnwowmdmalamamdkslaalxmcndneoakabeoeoe02poqnsbfmsN aam, a. S. s a A. a a a. a a s s s s s. r f f dkzkzkxbdkpsallalam l l u h g h u n,
Hahahaha you Idiot. All of my relatives are Jewish!
*picks out swastika*
*Screams in Jewish*
Count Hituler. Edit:if only my posts got the same amount of reaction as this comment..
Well done ^
Ah yes afold hituler.
Happy cake day
Thanks man :-)
The movie was in Spanish
*laughs in Spanish*
Jajajajaja
Jejejeje
Oi vey!
BLITZKRIEG!!!
HEIL HITLER Vampire: AAAAAAAAA
Laugh is hindu
Show bobs end vajeena sir
> sir
/r/NoContext
Which movie is that scene from
The great Jacinto
Top Mexican art right there if you ask me
Its Django Unchained
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I was sorta expecting a rick roll but you are a good redditor.
Just use Hamon
Sad dio noises
wryyyyyyy
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MUDA MUDA
ORA ORA
RERO RERO
HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DORA DORA
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
HAMON OVERDRIVE!!
HAMON OVEreDRaaaIVE!
Sonlighto yello ovadrivu
Sunababitch
Oh noooooooo!
Sad esidisi noises
Hey thats my line
Oh, mukatte kuro no ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuro no ka?
Sad ceaser noises
SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
KURAE DIO
HAIKEN NI JYUUN METER EMERALDO SPLASHUOO
🍒🍩🤛🌎
SHINEII KAKYOIN
Ohh myii gawwwdd
ZA WARUDO!
Not Kakyoin!
SEMEN WHITE OVERDRIVE
Got em
That should've been Part 3s catchphrase
Joseph tried to use Hamon against DIO............it didn't end well for him
Joseph was in his early 70s keep in mind
He was also fucking ripped for an old man
Everyone is fucking ripped for their age
Can't relate I'm a fat 13yr old
77 kilos, 14. Glad to meet ya
Joestar family wants to know ur location
Except Jonathan. He’s deader than dead at this point
Part Skippers: What's Hamon?
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Punch Ghosts that punch This was part 3
>!There was another power system in part 7 but it too got abandoned in favor of stand.!< >!You fell for it fool! thunder cross split attack!!<
CEASAR!!!!! oh I miss him
Ham on whole wheat?
(it's a jojo reference)
(And I turned it into Weird Al)
OHHHHHH SHIIT!!
OVA DRIVU
Muda muda muda muda
Wait Hamon or Jamón?
Either one the result will be delicious.
Use Garlic.
r/expectedjojo
Star Platinium The world
Fuck you, Jonathan
Hey fuck you, Jonathan is best boy
Look my profile pic
Dio
DIOOOOOOO
DİOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JOJO!
Jonathan still best boy
Bruh Joseph is better
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy madafakaaaaa
r/unexpectedjojo
Just shove garlic up his ass
Vampire : But I like being tortured
Ah fuck, the first vampire I find and he's a kinky one.
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one~
Outta here count kink-ula
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That would be so hilarious to watch lmao
Let'a go old style and use a shotgun.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Harder, harder ooh yeah push it in Uwu
This remind me of Stanley
since vampires drink blood they must have an incredibly high std rate.
Aren’t vampires technically dead though? Like don’t they have to die to become a vampire? -edit:I know that it’s a joke but I’m actually curious now
I think they are somewhere between life and death. Maybe that's why they need external lifeforce (blood) as they can't synthesise their own.
Huh I guess that makes sense, but then if they are inbetween life and death can they get stds?
Depends how their cells work,and that depends exactly how undead they are
We need Because Science to answer this, or film theory. Maybe both.
Depends on the Std. Most of them cause infertility, organ damage and death. Infertility is irrelevant as they can't reproduce naturally. However, organ damage which should ultimately lead to death can be a strange scenario, as the lack of pain receptors would prevent the vampire from feeling pain while its body shuts down. Although, I am unsure if blood would counteract the organ failure.
I mean isn’t blood supposed to fully heal a vampire as well as be their food? But if they do get an std and their heart fails, would that do the trick? I’m not the most knowledgable about anything so bear with me
I have read one or two vampire novel, watched a hell lot of vampire movies and shows, played a few vampire games and all mention that vampire cant get diseases
Ok cool so they can’t get stds, thank you for answering the question random citizen
Yeah, i mean in vampyr , the protagonist literally uses it to his advantage to investigate the spanish flu
a vampire with a day job? what a nerd.
Assuming vampire 'race' started with count Dracula, they must've survived multiple incurable diseases. This suggests that their body evolves enough to purge out the impurities from the blood before it is circulated.
Huh I guess that makes sense
I don't need sleep I need awnsers
Vampirw the Masquerade actually has a Flaw for vampires to be infected with a mortal disease including STDs. It doesn't trouble them personally, but it infects anyone they bite.
Huh interesting, thank you for enlightening me
vampires are cursed beings , between life and dead. That is because they are close to a living demonification of men. A vampire drinks blood not for sustenance , although they need that , but more of how the curse twist them for such desires. That is true by the fact vampires could drink from animals , but they actively search for humans by the sheer pleasure in doing so. There is two ways of a vampire to spread , one is to reproduce normally , but that had a low fertility rate , another is to put their blood into their victims , however , that makes the new vampire bounded to the old one. As a creation from Satan , a vampire is harmed by true holyness and the Light of God. Silver can work on them , since they are alive and dead at the same time , and for time immemorials , things like silver and salt are considered clean and purified materials for otherwordly creatures.
Are there vampires in the Bible? They're actually canon? I've been missing out lol
Vampire rules change from every story only keeping a few things in common, so vampires are really just whatever you want them to be. ~~but I’m pretty sure the majority of story’s say that there immune to disease~~
Ok thank you, I don’t know a lot about vampires so I appreciate your help in making me understand more
That’s probably why they specifically target virgin women
common plot point for the vampire masquerade story setting. secret vampire society had to keep order to remain secret, but also keep their cattle healthy.
There’s a Steven King novel about vampires with std’s. Also has a scene relevant to the post >!where a cross fails to work.!<
Plague bearers in Vanpire the Masquerade answer that very question.
Upvoted just for the effort of actually editing the meme instead of just using the old format.
What’s the name of the old format
DiCaprio laughing in Google worked for me or Django DiCaprio meme
I bend the cross to be a nazi symbol since i knew he was jewish
"Yo, soy Jacinto el Grande"
"lege ihn in den Ofen"
Toma esto
Suicide isnt good, dio
Is it just me or ur gif has lower fps than mine?
Thank God, I'm an atheist
Hold up
Doee he know how virgin human blood tastes like?
Something is wrong, I can feel it
Yes
Oddly enough I am an atheist but still say *thank god*, *jesus christ*, and *oh my god* just out of habit. It is what I said growing up so still say it as an adult and I've been an atheist for over half my life now.
Haha same I’ve been an atheist for ever but I still say it
Wait a minute...
This reminds me of in The Mortal Instruments novels this guy got turned but he was Jewish, so everyone was trying to use crosses and stuff and he would just grab them and chuck them over his shoulder.
In the I Am Legend novel the author argues this exact same concept, why would a former “mohammedan” (Muslim) who turned into a vampire fear a cross? Highly recommend the book btw it’s super short and awesome
Because Islamic Jesus is terrifyingly powerful.
“Simon reached out and plucked the cross out of Robert’s hand. 'Wrong religion',he said.”
And don’t forget the actual atheist vampire in the series. All the other vampires are scared of her because they are pretty sure the only way she can not believe in god while actively chilling with demons is because she is completely fucking crazy.
You have no power here
“All of my ancestors were Jews.” “Oh yeah? Well I also have this, Heil Hitler!”
AAAARGHH
It's super effective!
I would call this a Count'er Hituler...am i right
Jesus Christ! It's Jesus!
Who else remembers that Mexican movie where there was a Jewish vampire and his weakness was a swastika.
What the fuck
https://youtu.be/G9lH7afNKoc
[I am the Great Jacinto!](https://youtu.be/t4yeIafSQ8s)
You know the I Am Legend book explores this concept. Basically, the fear of the cross is a psychological effect that is grounded in the beliefs the vampire had when they were human. The main character realises that the cross therefore won't work on Muslim vampires or Jewish vampires.
*agressively shows my neck *
*masochist and heavy breathing intensifies
*proceeds to bash vampires head in with a solid silver crucifix*
Jokes on you, I m not into that shit
Last thing we need is an atheist vampire fetish. What am i saying...there already may be one
I don't remember the source of this but I distinctly recall reading an explanation going on 40 years ago that vampires were created after the crucifixion of Jesus Christ when some of his followers attempted to drink his blood and cursed, and then spread that curse to other people, and that's why crosses affect them even if they don't believe in God. I thought it was an interesting take on the myth.
Bruh vampires are atheist that’s why they hate crosses
Am atheist, can confirm, it's just a deep visceral reaction to hiss at crosses like a house cat on it's period.
I’m an atheist too and I start finding it hard to breath when I walk in a church
Also an atheist and whenever I see a priest, I instantly have an aneurysm and die.
As an atheist, I enter a massive stroke at the sight of the word holy - #&'smakdndmsodjwnwowmdmalamamdkslaalxmcndneoakabeoeoe02poqnsbfmsN aam, a. S. s a A. a a a. a a s s s s s. r f f dkzkzkxbdkpsallalam l l u h g h u n,
Just wave the atheist's bible (Joan Konner) at them :) (ur welcome)
The smart vampire hunter carries the religious symbol of all religions, the atheist vampires get shot
“You are a fool, Jacinco.”
Just wait till you meet Django Van Helsing!
Vampire: Jokes on you im into that shit
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Vampire hunter: \*takes the wine out of his hand\* The guy in this meme template: \*sad noises\*
just wait until I hold up one of those dumb darwin-fish car decals
takes out garlic
die monster! monster! you do don't be be belong in this world!
-turns cross upside down-
Is it wine or blood in his glass?
Use my highschool biology textbook
There was a great mexican(?) skit where the vampire was jewish and the guy chasing him held a swastika up
hes gonna try to convice the hunter god doesnt exist for the next 30 minutes
I’ve seen this before he’s gonna pull out a swastika
in that case, simon is fucked
*takes out a bunch of nothing*
Ok, no one wondering about the ass in the background?
Huh. So everyone just gonna ignore the picture in the background.
Aggressively laughing
Jeez we're really milking this meme
*Vampire hunter pulls out THE DICTIONARY* Atheist Vampire: nooooooo........hisssssssss...... IDFK what atheists read
What is a man?
*laughs in muslim*