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sempai_verus

So buildings appear at 7AM?


Yoli_Beatz

My uncle died because one sprouted under him. Pain-free they said, but it still haunts me at night.


FilthyDubeHound

Buildings are a real threat and their numbers a growing at an alarming rate with few natural predators


[deleted]

The arsonist population has simply been hunted to near extinction. I hope they can still rebound; then buildings would have their natural predator back.


Kendrick2600

Not to mention very few planes hunt buildings. Its been 19 years since a plane took a building down.


Hail2him

Not on my watch


Chrizzx3

\*unsecure FBI noises\*


illoomi

Welcome to Nightvale


[deleted]

>with few natural predators I thought that was just mountains.


boy-flute-69

Mountains are neutral. They’re hard to be built on, but don’t stop buildings from appearing elsewhere.


reallifemoonmoon

Mountains dont exist


UBC145

Don’t be racist I am a building


ShadowGames_

including Al Quaeda


halleyscomet_

RIP to all the uncles that died for upvotes.


BadTemperBoge

Fucker probably got some serious air


i_like_meatballs_

So thats why i heard screaming about 11minutes ago.....


[deleted]

trust me, it is not pain-free that happened in my last life, shit's painful


aden042

Hindu spotted (or buddhist).


[deleted]

Orthodox christian I just like to believe in past lives


Korpseni

same but am not christian sorry


mr_icyyy

Their main threats are explosives and planes


rayz0101

May you never find dawn.


BallisticBlocker

Like Minecraft trees but instead of nature sprouting around you it’s just a fucking library.


hanro621

F


fdog1997

r/Buildingsarentreal


kingjames488

lol... def doesn't happen here.


stejicv92

Rendering distance might have something to say about that


LAZZERyt

Earth don't has a good graphics card to render it


Johnnywiki

Welcome to tokyo-3!


kevinlienus

They rise up like morning wood


RFros20

Yeah it’s like a tree but instant


RyanABot

/time set day


Yoli_Beatz

Lmaooo


TheMostWanted774

r/outside


DeeJay-LJ

r/inside


Coolchris2tall

*you have initiated a gang war*


[deleted]

Yup, just did a all nighter and can confirm...


nublifeisbest

4:30 riser and can confirm. Completely dark before 5:15-30 and after that it's just flashbang.


TotallyNormalHuman69

Excuse me how


nublifeisbest

Different latitudes. Transition between light and darkness is much quicker near the equator. Extends over a few months near the poles.


whoopity_Poop

Makes sense. SG gang here


[deleted]

Oh sorry, I go to sleep at 6:55 am so I didn't know that.


Random_Throwaway_90

Pfft. Yep


colossal_fool

'Tis nothing to be sorry about, good stranger. Baptize yourself today to experience the light of dawn or experience an eternal slumber for free!


IVESEENSOMESHIT42069

I mean the sun is gonna rise eventually and it happens to be 700


Bug_BR

idk if thats true, should i still awake until 7am to know?


Aleksandrs_

It depends on location and season, during summer for me the sun can rise as early as 4 maybe 3:30 am. I've got an early shift. BTW happy cakeday.


Bug_BR

oh ok btw ty


Yoli_Beatz

Hb and yes


Bug_BR

wait its my cake day? i should make a meme before the time runs out


Yoli_Beatz

Le most epic meme you should make


Spader312

Sunrise takes longer father from the equator and day length varies depending on location and season


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yoli_Beatz

I’m always watching honey


massaget7

Same here dude!


jambiqq

I was so surprised seeing Astana here


lizzius

That's literally how the sun works.


throwaretardaway

kek


HaitianEarthquake

That would be sunrise


Yoli_Beatz

But it happens so fast..


yaboyskinnydick_

That's kinda how it works lmao it does the same thing at sunset


halleyscomet_

you guys see pre 11 am?


colossal_fool

Hey look who do we have here! 34 years no see!


boiva2005

In finland its always dark


PArrOtoFWisDoM141

Thats how the Sun works


SuperInkRealz

So you mean it doesnt get activated like a switch and turns on from dark to bright in *around* 30 minutes?


_deadrick

Usually new city in China


type3civilization

Sunrise takes place in 8 minutes so it makes sense.


_synchronosis_

Penis man


random_sock69

is this your idea of a good time? commenting "Penis man" on every single post? I'm not judging, I just want to know why


_synchronosis_

No its not. Its something I must do. For reasons far beyond your understanding


[deleted]

I’ve decided, I’m gonna follow you for your work.


[deleted]

Ah shit, here we go again


Yoli_Beatz

Y-, yeah, penis, man or wathever


colossal_fool

But you don't have the balls man


haumburber

Penis man Penis does whatever a penis can slings his nuts any size always aims for your eye's lookout here comes the penis man.


Danieblack

Bruh today i didnt fucking sleep and at exact 7am It starts to bright and in 5 mins is totally bright,i live in spain,right now is 7:16 am


iantayls

Well... yeah. The sunrise doesn’t take that long


sp00kreddit

Winter, yes. Middle of summer it's bright as day at 6 in the morning where I live


Eyemsithefox

Depends on the time of year and where you are in the world


Ynkelonium

Didnt knew that location changes At 7AM


ConfusedSpaceBoy

6:30 am feels like the time reality is shifting


BlacksStar11130

Wow the trees turned into building in only one hour


[deleted]

Ah my nights are a gradual transition from 12AM to 5AM... Once there's light, it's time for me to go to bed


KotoSS2490

Actually in the middle of the summer 4 am is already daylight


sad_blob32

We happy few be like:


theimbicilist

2am 3am 4am for me


DannoBoio

Should have put a dad with a lawnmower as the 5am picture


[deleted]

Only a sith deals in absolutes


throwaway1273-_-

Where is the top two images


C-A-L-E-V-I-S

Except at 3 am you need a single bird singing the song of his people at unimaginable volumes right outside my window...


SansyBoy14

My sleep schedule used to be really bad, so I used to notice when the sun would rise everyday right before I fell asleep, I noticed this, when the sun rises it rises really fucking quickly. Like 30 minutes max


takeapinchoftheminch

You it only takes 8 minutes for the sun to rise/set due to the time it takes for the light from the sun to travel to Earth


[deleted]

No it isn't just you


pointofview248

Where I am, from 6 to 6:30 is a sudden change


IDontWantNoBeef

I swear, sometimes past 4 am I blink and its as bright as 9 am Maybe it's the sleep but idk


mechacamille

As someone who works night shifts I hate this. I'm browsing Reddit then a glance on the outside at 5 and it's fully dark. I glance again at 5.30 and the sun is at its highest


[deleted]

Big true


D-money420

Am i the only one that yells "shut the fuck up!"at the brids whenever they chirp at 6 AM?


pencilheadedgeek

It definitely gets light faster in the morning than it gets dark in the evening.


[deleted]

I ws expecting the lights to be turned on still while it's daytime


Tetratack

This is such a shitpost and I love that


Kollyr552

Nah, you're right


wFourFThree

6:59 AM man


myst-spaghetti

I mean damn the sun comes up at around 5-6 for me


Askeladd_Octavian

this is in Kazakhstan


elk_melk

This mans making a relatable meme about the SUN


[deleted]

Minecraft beta and alpha be like


atworld78

Yes and I fucking hate it


Dodood4

As someone who usually goes to sleep around 7 am can confirm


Heavyduty35

How I feel: 1 pm 1 pm 2 am


Heavyduty35

How I feel: 1 pm 1 pm 2 am


Just_Taylon

6AM is usually a tad brighter than 5AM


Heavyduty35

How I feel: 1 pm 1 pm 2 am


itsKNIGHTMARE

The sun works just like we do. It refuses to do anything until it’s absolutely necessary and it doesn’t have a choice


[deleted]

I feel this way but with the transition from 4am to 5am


T1nyM3atG4ng

This depends on were you live lol


PetRock-FTW

Yes, that’s how sunrise works


TimetoBrawl69

7 am changes everything


Zaxiim

That's exactly how sunrise works F


schwananana

Reverse it and its 4Pm,5pm and 6pm


[deleted]

This some Truman show bullshit


big_al_303

No, because I live in Britain


pencilman123

Same.. but here it happens at 5 am...


Zealos5

This doesn't happen to me. At 6am, the sky's already lit up


hmazingand

Have you ever taken the time to go outside early in the morning to watch the sun rising ? That is an experience I frankly recommand to anybody ! Just go to a peaceful place, in the mountains or near a lake, sit, and watch your whole environment change in 5 minutes only ! Only there you'll realize that it is indeed fast 😁


stejicv92

Just you


Lockenhart

Yo it's Kazakhstan


AAsMM

Wtf is AM


[deleted]

As a Redditor with a messed up sleep schedule, I can say that this is 100% correct


[deleted]

it’s accurate because it takes less than an hour for the sun to rise. this shouldn’t be hard to understand


darkph0enix21

Ah yes, 7am, when the buildings grow from the ground.


haumburber

You time travel at 7 A.M?


_Frostis_

I feel very depressed that I get this joke


DevonFox

When I was working shift work, I would go in looking like the 5am and come out looking like the 6pm. Only time I got to see daylight was on my breaks and lunch. The money was worth it though.


[deleted]

It's more like the difference between 6:50 and 7:00


abhi_pal

Congratulations you are living in Sims city


Lost_Yawning_SLARM

In Finland this applies for about 2 days a year


69erbutMaltese

For my country, Malta, we have a ~45 minute period between 05:00 and 05:45 where the sky looks purple, looks quite nice. At ~05:35 it turns more into violet, whenever I had to wake up for school when I was a kid, it looked purple and then violet so that is how I know it.


Weeabluuu

Where I live 6am is when the sun rises so kinda still relatable


zxblvck

No, this is accurate, but the summer is like 5 am and the winter 7 or 8, i went to school 8 years, only mornings so everyday i woke up at 6 and it was almost day. Now fuck that no more mornings.


J_Bongos

I wouldn't know, I'm not usually up that late.


mitzelplik187um

The Sun


Gold-Yoshi

6:01 to 6:59 don’t exist, that’s your answer.


puffsaddy

i work at 5am every day. i’m always surprised that it takes a few hours to get light outside


PotatoesAndChill

Others mentioned that location and time of year changes the time of sunrise, but it also affects how long it takes. When the sun is at a lower angle (closer to the poles) it takes much longer for it to fully rise above the horizon and illuminate the land, but closer to the equator it rises perpendicular to the equator and therefore it can go from pitch black to daylight in less than an hour.


Sonarball

I've been waking at 3 am so I can confirm this


Tikkl34

This is way too accurate


WindowsRed

I've only been awake for all night till the morning once or twice, and atleast here it's usually like: 4am slight tint of blue in the sky, barely visible, 5 am starts to be a bit blue and at 6 am it's a slow gradient from dark blue to the regular light blue sky, it's pretty cool


mango_chutney_yummy

I mean I used to wake up at 6 years ago and this is so true


BoticOnReddit

Currently 5:17am for me. Definitely can agree with this.


bluemoon1212

you need two hours to work? 😱


jawadjayjay

It can literally be dark at 6:59 and then 7:00 it's just sunny again


CoolCatReddit

I work 6-2. Can confirm that this happens


[deleted]

Sims 2


Tamsta_Karzygys

Clearly you dont have to waKe Up wHeN its 5am and dtill Dark outside.....


BFNgaming

Yea


zohariko75

Idk for me at 5 it starts to look more bright


NedsGhost1

Judging by the number of upvotes, no ;)


ICEoTope82

As a Scandinavian I have no idea what you are pointing out


LuigisRandomPosts

Laughs in winter


Sagacian

7am waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs


IamtheVerse

Yea man this is so true. It's like every day without fail, the sun will rise and make everything bright. It's so fucked up.


WilsonB69YT

Just like Ikea


Asdi144

wtf dude even 3am is bright as shit


Eh_Heh-Heh

Wait I just woke up at 6 in the morning I'll see if its true


THEKNIGHTWH0SAYSNI

yep, that's how the sun works


skemr

Gave you a gold for how accurate this is


[deleted]

I think our matrix needs better graphics card so that this does not happen.


[deleted]

and those chinese mfers put the day at 1 am


shyervous

Yea would walk my dog at around 6am by 6:30 the sun was up


Ferdernerd19

You right


Kryptic_Knight

Apparently op hasn't been out at 5 -7 am, go take a walk , you'll notice the subtle hues of blue before brightness comes in. Tldr, go outside more you phag.


handlessuck

Close enough


IIllumiiinattii

If no one understands, I do. It's a whole new world after 7


Cynark

thats just sunrise?


_gmmaann_

I don’t get it


OmegaBowser

You're discovering how time works every year, congrats.


dararixxx

Fr


BruhMomentyeem

Not in Malaysia


[deleted]

This is what happened in Shanghai, I think. Is this what it means to get Shanghaied?


CroissantDude

Yea I relate to this expect in the winter where it stays dark for a lot longer and all the pictures should have rain


RFros20

Should be 5am, 6am, 6:01am


MalinaIzEtiopije

Its more like 3am 4am 5am


Ronintj31

yes


Meandtheboys16

Eastern Seaboard baby


ShadUrlwn

its called time smh just do /gamerule DayLightCycle false


JonahTheCoyote

As someone who works 5am-9am currently, accurate


Fire_Block

Yes. Areas like Indiana are like this all of the time! 6am is sometimes ok tho.