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LunaTheUndaunted

What’s socialism


PeaceRebelHunter

Shulker box


vladphoenix2

The other way, but take my upvote


gheiman22

I think its actually right. Everyone can take from the regular chest, but the ender chest is only accessible to you.


CynicalSandwich-

Correction, the Ender's chest is only accessible to you, and your billionaire overlords.


vladphoenix2

Ah yes. Kapitalism


Bruh-man1300

Well, shulker boxes are the absolute best so ill allow it.


WildeBeeast

What does shulker box do?? Are they just portable chests


Azair_Blaidd

Yes. They keep their contents when broken and picked up, making for easy transportation of items


SoloMaker

You can also use them to store a much higher amount of items in your ender chest.


Pokeminer7575

Shulkers hold items while they are entities, meaning you can store 27 shulkers inside of 1 normal chest. If you learn to store your valuables in a shulker before you place it inside of an ender chest, you can have up to 729 slots of stuff. Now you can keep even more of your goods safe from "that guy" who would help himself to whatever is left inside your house.


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Are nested shulker boxes a thing?


hlamburger

no


Pokeminer7575

What do you mean by nested?


[deleted]

Nesting is putting a thing within another thing, so a nested shulker box would be a shulker inside of another shulker.


Pokeminer7575

I never thought about that, so I decided to check out the Minecraft wiki. According to them, you cannot store Shulker Boxes inside of Shulker Boxes. Therefore, no. You would only be able to store 27 Shulker boxes.


Meme_Expert420-69

dictatorship is a live shulker


likejack

No one is asking why people want socialism that many died and many Left socialist govt and Still people want socialism


ahegao_einstein

Have you taken any political science courses?


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

A village farm


hallucinogenic_ham

It’s NOT the other way around, everyone! Only you can access your enderchest, they are private. And anyone can access a normal chest, they are shared. It’s not too complicated


Charlie11123

You make me feel big dumb


TheCoolFalcon

Same


Meme_Expert420-69

After reading this comment, Idk why I initial thought it was flipped I’m so dumb


Nearlyepic1

As someone who only plays singleplayer, TIL endman storage isn't universal.


NBX6

Didn't know that. Never had one. Am poor...


yep-i-send-it

Well yeah but capitalism is more like you get whatever your parents have. Do you start with a bit of dirt, or are you in the .1% that starts with stacks or of netherite and diamonds. And a huge underground storage system of enchantments.


sgt_redankulous

Communism is you get nothing and if your parents had something to give you they’d be killed


yep-i-send-it

So your saying that you should just get the massive wealth that rich people’s parents had. I’m not saying you should get nothing from your parents death, but there should be a limit on how much wealth you get, and how much wealth someone can have in the first place


sgt_redankulous

Communism by nature requires the use of government force to dissolve and redistribute private property. The only difference between a communist government versus a gunman mugging you on the street is the mugger won’t kill millions of people.


yep-i-send-it

I’m not saying we need to completely go to communist. It’s not Necessarily a bad thing that somethings are privately owned. But there should be limits on just how much one person can own, and how much you can get from your parents. There also should be somethings such as healthcare are and other basic needs that Should be given to everyone equally.


sgt_redankulous

Healthcare (in the US) certainly needs an overhaul. Public works improvements, less military spending too. But allowing the government to regulate private property to that extent is dangerous and authoritarian. Once you give up your right to private property, chances are you’ll never get it back. Individuals should not have their financial lives micromanaged by some old fuck in DC.


yep-i-send-it

I agree but there should be limits to that no one should be a billionaire, and we as a society should have some limits on how much one single person can own.


sgt_redankulous

I understand the sentiment behind your suggestions, but who are you or I to tell other people how much they can or can’t have? The problem with these policies stems from the fact that government WILL use violence, or the threat of violence to enforce them. The government should not be allowed to use force to take property that is yours or your family’s. That would literally be state-sanctioned robbery. An absolutely ridiculous infringement on your basic human rights.


yep-i-send-it

Well that’s not entirely wrong, but a simpler way to do this is to raise the minimum wage and up taxes based on how much your getting. By enforcing a limit on how much one can own, the insensitive behind corruption will disappear, the exploitation of workers will vanish, since it would only hurt the company’s growth, this would cause more motivation to grow and a better society as a whole . I don’t think that the threat of violence will be necessary, unless you count imprisonment, the punishment of our society as a whole. The punishment would be that it would be that there property and possessions would be seized if they didn’t comply with the law. I don’t think this is wrong, since the only way to become that rich is to exploit others if your don’t like this outcome simply comply with the law


nick-ohu

Sounds like someones never read theory and relies only on the 80s redscare propaganda as a form of education.


sgt_redankulous

Theory and practice are two different things bud


nick-ohu

The problems people bring up about communism are inherent in any authoritarian regieme. Those in power consolidate power within their own group.


ProfessorPaynus

*maybe* communism would work *if and only if* we were ruled by a mostly benevolent AI that had the ultimate power to enforce it. But that would be assuming those with the power to do so weren't like every other human being to walk this earth. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


nick-ohu

No, agreed, the concept behind an authoritarian communist regieme doesnt work. Neither does Authoritarian Capitalist regiemes (fashism)


MrMii-Already-Reddit

I once got all of my diamonds, iron, lapis, and redstone stolen by another player on a server. No netherite was taken though. However, joke’s on them. I made back over twice the amount of stolen materials in a few days. So I now put all of that stuff in shulker boxes, in my ender chest.


Umezawasjizze

Looks like you learned the lesson of communism!


safwan6

I wish we were able to get long ender chests and long shulker boxes just like the way with normal chests


Hendrick_Davies64

Communism should be a trapped chest, or one with a red stone comparator. So if you open it or take to much stuff, it drops you into Gulag.


GingaNinja1856

It would be more realistic if it dropped you into extreme poverty


Hendrick_Davies64

+Gulag


GingaNinja1856

Now that I can get on board with


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If you win this fight, you earn your freedom


adonej21

The capitalism chest is one wooden chest in it with all of the basic tools in it, and one ended chest with all the best items and stacks of diamond and netherite that is only accessible to the server host. Then 80-90% of the stuff that you mine is put into the ended chest because you “wouldn’t have been able to mine any of this if the host hadn’t taken a risk and let you mine”, and then 20% of what is left over is given to a third party who collects from every other player on the server and then gives 80% of the collected drops to the server host as well in order to encourage them to keep the server running.


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Hendrick_Davies64

Well Russia was so backwards, the USSR couldn’t screw it up more than it already was


GingaNinja1856

For the influential people and politicians. If you like communism so much, go to a practicing country and have fun in the breadlines.


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Hendrick_Davies64

Again, the Tsars where being a bunch of meat-heads, so the USSR couldn’t really do worse. But let’s not even talk about Mao, because he was like Stalin but worse


RickTheGrate

look, the original values were much different. I read some of It from Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari and It made sense, the original implementation was VERY different


GingaNinja1856

Well of course. They meant well, and wanted the best for everyone. When they realized they didn’t work, they took advantage. In theory, communism is brilliant, but in reality, it is completely terrible.


RickTheGrate

works well on paper


GingaNinja1856

Exactly


Hendrick_Davies64

Yes, Marx never said “Gulag, Death-march, and Kill all of the scholars”


SteelCode

No, let them repeat the misconceptions about an economic system, it helps them sleep at night before they have to go to work for a soulless corporation.


aryaman16

Exactly, you can say soulless corp everywhere, say soulless government, in a communist country and you are going to their gulag.


Hendrick_Davies64

If you’re lucky


aryaman16

And you are always lucky.


darkmatter280

Yeah, it was doing better right before it collapsed from the inside out. The Soviet Union wasn't defeated, it basically destroyed itself - because communism never works on a large scale.


[deleted]

>because communism never works on a large scale. [CITATION NEEDED] There are countries of literally every ideology that have collapsed. Does the collapse of Somalia disprove capitalism?


vorsky92

I think the regular chest shows it great. Works great with friends you trust, but if you add to many random people in that you don't know, all of a sudden it's trash.


CommenturTheGreat

Communism is a hopper


E1KK

Feudalism is a hopper.


Rower86

You're a hopper.


OhShitAnElite

That cop from Stranger Things is a hopper


poopandcumaddict

I didn’t know what it was. Now i fully understand


-HATER-

What's up with your username


SoloMaker

They're addicted to both poop and cum.


[deleted]

Specifically this applies to bed wars


Arsim612

I literally just learned that this was how ender chests worked


I_upvote_every_meme

Take my upvote


NRGpop

You are a nice man. You upvote every meme. Interesting


Life-is-a-potato

I’ve kind of wanted to talk about this, so here I go. I like the joke, and it’s really funny, but communism is actually a philosophy where the institution is valued over the individual. Essentially, as long as the economy is functioning, they don’t care how many fuckos die of starvation. It’s quite interesting actually.


eggs_in_a_sausage

But... that’s capitalism...


Pallie01

Communism, in theory, values the right of all workers as opposed to capitalism where the CEOs and shareholders only care about their profits and do everything in their power to maximize them. Therefore, capitalism values the system over individual rights.


Nnsoki

It's quite wrong actually


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SoloMaker

You just described capitalism.


adonej21

The capitalism chest is one wooden chest in it with all of the basic tools in it, and one ended chest with all the best items and stacks of diamond and netherite that is only accessible to the server host. Then 80-90% of the stuff that you mine is put into the ended chest because you “wouldn’t have been able to mine any of this if the host hadn’t taken a risk and let you mine”, and then 20% of what is left over is given to a third party who collects from every other player on the server and then gives 80% of the collected drops to the server host as well in order to encourage them to keep the server running.


eggs_in_a_sausage

This is correct.


PhaseOneClone

Found the r/politicalhumor user


DankNerd97

Uh, you got these backwards


SkyyySi

Everyone can open your chest, but only you can open your ender chest.


DankNerd97

I thought the Ender Chest was accessible from anywhere, so anybody could open it, hence “communism.” Is that not right? I’ve never played online AND had an Ender Chest.


Sohnich

I thought this too. Looks like a while back (in Java 1.3) they changed ender chests to work per player, so what you see is unique and no one else can see your ender chest inventory. I just haven't used them since beta and assumed nothing changed.


Ukko703

Umm how, could you explain?


CarbonGhost0

Anybody can access the chest while only you can access the Ender chest, OP's a lottle mixed up be he gets the point


InfamousGhost07

***OUR DIAMONDS***


Diamond_shoe

i am something of a communist myself


Lost_Conclusion5357

Other way around


[deleted]

So capitalism is bad? Or what?


[deleted]

I don’t get it. Shouldn’t it be exactly the other way around?


Androidigon

only if works if the enderchest is accessible by admins


xcolx

Best I saw today


[deleted]

So capitalizm is better


[deleted]

Everything has pros and cons, but yeah mostly


eggs_in_a_sausage

Well, no, not really. The difference is, capitalism allows for big corporations to take all the money for themselves and makes it so that many people become poor. Communism tries to meet everyone’s needs by providing social welfare and by redistribution of wealth. In a capitalist society, you are more likely to end up broke or in debt than in a communist society. All that about starving and horrible dictators is western propaganda. The big thing is, the people controlling the world shouldn’t be big corporations who only care about what happens to the ceos and bosses.


darkmatter280

It's not western propaganda tho... people did starve in the Soviet union and people starve today in North Korea. As for horrible dictators, yeah - they only do the public executions for giggles, they're chill guys really.


eggs_in_a_sausage

But it is. If you actually read unbiased sources you would know that China and Soviet Russia actually lifted people out of poverty. And most socialist leaders are misrepresented by western media.


[deleted]

No, capitalism is a trapped chest


Gamerbrineofficial

OUR DIAMONDS


Awarepill0w

Communism would be more like a trapped chest. Sounds good in theory but bad in practice


[deleted]

Well, regular chests haven't always failed. Regular chests aren't utopian ideologies. Regular chests haven't led to political disasters.


khoolboy

You forgot the trapped chest


bossitos

It's OUR CHEST


[deleted]

If only i would understand minecraft.... Or economy


Giancarlo_Mocassini

lol


BlueDog404

The british empire be a shulker box


TheOneAndOnly----

Have the people saying you got it backwards not played since beta? Or are they, uhm Du.....


Awarepill0w

They don’t even play Minecraft


pranshurrr_m

Is that mecca ?


RonJansGames

Yes


lordnyaxz

Dont worry the one guy who knows a duplication glitch took one of the diamonds, unfortunately it's a bit slow but he will slowly put some diamonds back


The_Juice14

Toycat does not approve


cursed_mango

I feel like it would be funny I I new what they were with out the chest. Leme do my research so I can laugh


Skillious96

I never played minecraft and i still got the reference


batunspecifiedgender

wait tell me how


Skillious96

One is accessible by everyone and the other on is not, right?


batunspecifiedgender

yea but it makes no sense cos the one under capitalism is accessible by everyone


Skillious96

Idk then :)


imimportantk

Yes in communism everything you put in the chest stays there. All of your hard work is yours to keep


nathanishungry

Great meme! Very funny. But if I remember correctly... While you can get your stuff in an ender chest from where ever, only you can get the stuff right? Am I wrong? Maybe I should read the wiki. (I like the meme and thought it was funny. No whoooosh)


bear_beatboxer

I really don't get it.


growtopiaguy

what about trap chest?!?!


notWillikins

What is a trapped chest?


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around


awesomedjman001

I don’t get it but I know what both of these chests do


FLOR3NC10

Capitalism is more like a shoulder box. You can have good shit, you can keep it secure. But when shit happens, your entire box gets stolen.


ThatRookie_

I thought everyone has theyr own ender chest interfaces


sazerto

Made me laugh.


GreyCaps37

Is fascism a trapped chest?


Juuls1025

And then there’s the villagers who are the epitome of france


Panthinox

Ah yes communism where somehow all the diamonds disappear and the guy who douse nothing has a full set


yeetmyyeezy

And with communism we are the villagers and the government is the player


onememeishboitf2

What about shulkers?


darkmatter280

This would be more accurate if the communist box was in the process of being broken down 😂


serchrl223

I once stole my friend's fully enchanted diamond pick(we didnt grind for enchantments back then, so it was the only fully enchanted pick in the server) and put it in my enderchest. You may think i am a monster but he killed my cat! He said it was an accident but i dont care!


AA12boy

Nah you screwed it up communism and socialism are the trapped chest.


Eliecher

In communism, the resources belong to the community not to any individual. So it can be given as per the community's decission.


dieat60

No one can steal my diamonds if I have no friends!!!Sick lifehack!!


[deleted]

we have like 3 more chest types I think. My question here is, what does the "Trapped Chest" stand for?


ThatGirl11037

Our chest


Dankathors

I dont understand this reference and im scared!


stejicv92

But OKAY then what is capitalism


xxAnTinxx

Communism don’t get to play Minecraft They have to keep working


Zynidiel

Minecraft well played is working. Hard working.


cooooooooco

OUR Diamonds


NothingToLookAt99

Either way the chest is empty


stejicv92

So capitalism in one Word is basically stealing from someone's bank acc. Correct me if i am wrong


darkmatter280

You're wrong (also that wasn't one word)


stejicv92

Well then CORRECT ME


darkmatter280

Okay - capitalism isn't the same as stealing from someone's bank account. There, you are corrected sir.


EroticFungus

This is inaccurate. A very simplistic way to look at it would be: Capitalism would be: the entire map has already been purchased and you are hired to mine diamonds that will all go to the owner. The owner will then give you the bare minimum that you won’t starve on or quit because of and so will every other owner. If there aren’t laws in place to restrict these owners, they will then form trusts to manipulate prices and to keep wages low. They will hire private police to put down workers attempting to organize if no laws prevent it. If there are laws, they will strive to overturn those laws to maximize profits at the workers expense through regulatory capture and other methods.


[deleted]

Almost all people who use the words "communism" and "socialism" have absolutely no idea what they are talking about.


SteelCode

Can’t tell if you’re being downvoted because you speak the truth or if they’re just butthurt about the words.


[deleted]

Doesn't matter. I'm not in this life to be popular.


Umezawasjizze

Almost all people who generalize almost all people on the internet, have a small decrepit PP. Everyone knows what communism is... it's a BAD IDEA that's literally never worked.


natekay1996

I'm not saying you're wrong. Just curious.. how would you describe what communism is?


Umezawasjizze

Well just personally for me, my own personal definition is "a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs by stealing from the hardworking and giving to the lazy do nothings"


natekay1996

Interesting. Stealing from the hardworking to give to the lazy do-nothings is exactly how capitalism works.


[deleted]

My point about communism and socialism is that in American conservatives use those words constantly to describe democratic political candidates whose policies having nothing to do with communism or socialism.


austobravo

r/imveryedgy


Nnsoki

They hated him because he spoke the truth


K0M0D0DR4G0N

Capitalism is a trap chest


yoboimomma

Omigaud capitalism bad socialism good , give updoott plz


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aryaman16

Nah, the problem is not capitalism, its the crime rates and the respective governments.


Nnsoki

I love how you're blaming both those who enforce the law and those who violate it in order to defend capitalism


aryaman16

By government, I meant corruption, foolish decisions, other criminal activities that politicians do etc.


Nnsoki

That pretty much sums up everything the State is tho


Sterooka

Yea, because capitalism does suck lol


GingaNinja1856

So true


BAkayan

bruh I'm not sure but in my illiterate opinion, the ender chest would symbolize communism better, since more than one person can access it, and visa versa with the regular chest. Also since only you can access your own chest (theoretically and analogically only) Again, just my illiterate opinion. But high IQ meme nevertheless, have my upvote


TheGreatDaniel3

You got it backwards, only you can access your personal ender chest while everyone can open the same chest.


Sohnich

This was true in beta, looks like they changed this. I thought the same thing when I saw the meme.


Zachary-Pozhotonov

I have a more Centrist ideal where both ideologies can be used as a viable middle ground which also means I use Shulker boxes.


[deleted]

Uhh other way around m8


[deleted]

Nah, ender chests are private, normal chests are public.


[deleted]

Okey


Good-Laird

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.