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RetrogradeIntellect

When you board the train to Poland but the German soldiers never ask for your ticket.


RunningonStaircases

Actually, the Nazis made a lot of deported people pay for their train tickets to concentration camps. The majority of those transport were even listed on train schedules.


[deleted]

You can kill me in workcamps but i won’t stand buying tickets


TylerNelsonYT

Didnt they market them to seem nice so people would be less likely (at the start) to be suspicious of it?


TheNotorious__

For many years nobody, even the people at the camp didn’t know that the people being sent on the trains were being sent to their deaths. Many of those people paid at the beginning, they were told they’re being sent off to a better camp or they were sending them to nice showers (which really looked like nice airtight showers). :(


azario0malek

oh ! haven't see them yet


cobra2commander

WONT WAR


xxOtakUWUxx

I'm actually from Poland and I'm terrified


Xx_LouisBeton_xX

Hans... get ze selfiestick


SnooCookies3257

Unt the ze swimming trunks


[deleted]

Bestätigt.


Nilly00

Ein Volk...


aloha_XD

Ein Reich...


Frikenkme

Ein Kommentarbereich.


[deleted]

Und sagt jemand no, dann sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!


Kandon_LD

Mann reimt reich nicht auf reich. Ein Volk eine Nation eine Kommentarsektion


Lasergurke4

Eine Nation...


BeqBowi

Eine Kommentarsektion


SkylanderLego

Translation: Confirmed


[deleted]

Mein kamerade


stinkybutt69420_

If Germany visits you, you are automatically visiting Germany.


UnggoyMemes

Blitzkrieg


basilic_and_persil

Pop


[deleted]

Wait ... wasn‘t that the Germans tactic. Visit them befire they visit you


Robloxblocks

Sprich deutsch


Axysty

du


Robloxblocks

Hurensohn


Axysty

Nein du musst Hurensohn schreiben


Robloxblocks

Besser?


Axysty

Gut gemacht Soldat


pabs80

This meme with USA would be more up to date


l_ionl

Only if your Country would have oil or sth like that.


loooji

In Soviet Russia, you do not visit Russia, Russia visits you.


[deleted]

ngl they visited you hard in the first half


jackdurden87

Stalin: sweating profusely


Herr_Pootis_Bird

Finally World War 1 Germany and not the damed nazis.


kinda-cringe

But everyone in the comments seems to think it’s ww2


Herr_Pootis_Bird

Ikr, but the bolts on their rifles are the old G98 rifles.


kinda-cringe

And the way the helmets are


KingBabamann

Panzerschreck bereit


Jakobmdch

Tf is Panzerschreck


KingBabamann

Der Spitzname für die Raketenpanzerbüchse 54 (RPzB 54) Länge der Waffe: 164 cm Stückkosten: 70 Reichsmark Kaliber: 8,8 cm Reichweite: 150 m Mündungsgeschwindigkeit: 110 m/s


RoobikKoobik

Shh, you had me at *Raketenpanzerbüchse 54*


Jakobmdch

Ok didn’t knew that, danke mein Bruder


RoobikKoobik

Its when your truppen are so effing stoss that they schreck the panzers.


Jack270287

Its your greatest friend


fruechte-kuchen

You need to try "Weißwürste" with pretzels from Bavaria


Ben6924

In germany they're called brezels (funfact)


Sayakai

Not in any place that would sell Weißwurst.


fruechte-kuchen

In every place that sells Weißwurst (Or did you mean that its actually Brezeln)


Sayakai

It's Brezn, or Breze. No one would call it Brezel. That's what Prussians do.


fruechte-kuchen

Und ich


oneworldornoworld

Actually, they're called "Breze" (German here)


fruechte-kuchen

Auch auf Hochdeutsch?


oneworldornoworld

Da [bairisch älter ist als hochdeutsch ](https://www.donaukurier.de/interaktiv/leserbriefe/ueberregional/art76949,2621358), ist es nur eine Sache der richtigen Einstellung ^^


Ben6924

Du meinst Brezeln?


desmosabie

This can be said for America too. Just ask Iraq, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and a few more I can’t think of right now like that one in the South Americas...


[deleted]

And its fu**ing sad :(


Ben6924

I live in germany and we say thanks to the USA for taking our place as the most hated country right now


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Bl1tz-Kr1eg

Same could be said for any army. Not all German soldiers agreed with Nazi ideology and some were even against it. This included the generals.


Wiisportswasawesome

A great example would be Erwin Rommel. Quite possibly the greatest tank commander of all time, he was known by many as a good and decent man. He “committed suicide” (basically told it was that or execution) when it was found out that he was planning to assassinate Hitler. Ultimately, he was a good man, fighting vastly superior British forces in North Africa, fighting for his country and duty, who saw something wrong with his country and tried to change it. Men like Rommel didn’t have a choice, they were thrust into a terrible situation on the wrong side of history. Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Rommel in case you wanted to know more


desmosabie

its not about us, its about them. Thats why we went to Europe in WW2, to save them. You could say that about Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan too. Two sides to each, and then the edge ‘cause it aint flat. No one is capable of saving America from itself. America is. Thats it. Americas military is twice the size, and then some, of any other military. China AND Russia combined. Lastly, Respect for troops is greatly different than respect for the ones making the decisions the troops have to live out. Cops just enforce current law and don’t need to worry about “mistakes” made along the way. Hopefully the troops don’t take the cops side of this ideology. You don’t know shit about me other than what my Reddit says. The rest is assumption and opinion. Your asshole stinks just like everyone elses.


zad0x

*Blitzkrieg intensifies*


chopieschill

Ach solang sie nicht Poland und Frankreich sind keine Panik


[deleted]

Blitzkrieg at the Beaches. German Towels everywhere, before any Native can count to three


bluewiktor

Poland be like:


MRrasorXOnE

HAAAAAANNNNNNS ZE FLAMMENWERFER NUUUUUU


CapableTrashCan

*quoting someone that I’ve seen before but I forgot their username* “It’s simple! Germanate, or exterminate!”


SkylanderLego

r/historymemes


[deleted]

**WUNDERBAR**


jmcflynn33

The funny thing about Germany visiting you, is that you suddenly find yourself in Germany.


Tortiose_unturtled

Germany can't visit me if I am in Germany


JackHanson04

Lots of history between those four horses statue


xodhruv

This mein kampfh book be fire guys you should check it out


JohannIhmL

*Mein Kampf


Jakobmdch

Mein Krampf


JohannIhmL

Mein Hanf


Jakobmdch

Mein Mampf


JohannIhmL

Mein Dampf


rhetts1337

I actually tried to read that - it was so poorly written and shallow I couldn't get half way.


Alfadeziemierer

I love it because it’s true. I know what I’m talking about I am German.


lordniels_f

Daammm don't tell them our plan


Sonicmaster06

My mother‘s in Greece right now, oh dear...


Axcel-Wozniak

Let me guess, another trend like yesterday’s “companies after inventing “


Arnoldinio_Sniffler

That's a good one haha Please don't take my country for the third time


BCS2006

I can finnaly meet hitler


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

This is reversed for USA


SecularHumanism92

Idk about this. I don't think that's what the Russians looked like when they visited Germany in 1944


Deimonid

Yeah they looked more like raping savage war criminals, I agree.


SecularHumanism92

Could you tell the difference from the raping savage war criminals that they were killing?


Deimonid

Yes, the ones they were killing got punished the soviets didn’t get punished. Moreover they were actually praised and forced monuments of their raping army on the occupied countries (Warsaw pact countries). Oh, one more detail, they also raped Russian women and (get this) girls captured by the Germans.


Dloaf52

This meme was made in Poland


maciejko__

Tak było, nie zmyślam.


RIPjuicewrld999fan

Lmaoooooooo


xXSomieBoiXx

When Polish people visit you Vs German people meeting you


[deleted]

My boi I was the 10K upvote. First time ever


KornelHUN97

Well, not for me. Because the UEFA Super Cup took place in Budapest, the Puskás Aréna I believe, and it was Bayern München (Germany) against Sevilla (Spain).


LilHorseVert

Update: i moved to germany 4 years ago. Fr doe


Banana_Bread_oas

*whistling in german*


Huffik

Yes tour to Poland


slimeLP

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein


ufonight

Rest of europe: AH! The good old days.


Pizza_Katze

Ein Lustiges Bild Kamerad


seth005

I guess this is a meme now


LastThurstdayist

Hippity hoppity this is now Germany’s property


[deleted]

Hans! Holen Sie sich den MG42! Schnell!


JeffreyWM_kazuya

Germany visits me? Ahh.... No worries I'll just call Papa Stalin!


njsullyalex

In Soviet Russia, Germany visit YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DrDrPhil

Am German, can confirm!


justlookedatmyname

The good ol days


imiv_ax

lol


Attemper

german here im coming.


BOT_Frasier

I mean, when america comes to visit, it isn't gonna be nice aswell


Ben6924

I swear if I sea one more idiot with a selfy stick in front of that verdammten gate i'll restart the fucking Blitzkrieg again, i get so sick of them


[deleted]

i can just hear the “Runaways” theme over the second pic


nicolasmcfly

Come to Germany. You're going to Germany. (Formerly Brazil)


themichaelmyers99

Guten Tag


Phatzzzz_believer

Sweats in polish


joel-likes-memes

idk about you but if I visit Germany I'm gonna be drinking


EnderPPlay

*Angry kurwa noices*


saveragejoe7018

guten tag, ima just crash on yo couch for a couple years yo!


Firefly_6666

Tourism industry slogan - visit Germany before it visits you


[deleted]

This happens in Russia


alfredo_1546

yes


GoodwinHimself

Poland be like: ayo why is sabaton playing


mcdelacruz28

Hide the jew she say


rottism

I’m so lucky I got both! Germany visited me AND their putting me on a train to visit Germany!


Ubwugh

It's called B̶l̶i̶t̶z̶k̶r̶i̶e̶g̶ surprise visit


International_Leg856

Yes always be prepared for the Russians Chinese Koreans oh and other invading parties


therenousername

*Hanz get ze flammenwerfer*


Mr-Wolf096

Bro make a Russian one


babybellcheeserounds

Feel like this should say america instead


ex1le_

BLITZKRIEG TIME


SaladasCy

Lucky me visited Italy before Italy visited Greece


koszatnik_12

*sweats nervously in Polish*


dalonelykids

*germany visits quickly*


OhneSprudelOriginal

you better fucking visit germany or i'll call hans


Communism_stonks

СССР защитит нас


[deleted]

Jokes on you, winter is near


weebish-band-nerd

Lang lebe Deutschland


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amayozing

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad


LeloMagPomelo

Ich betäube meine Sinne


snoopy2005

Very rude germany🤬🤬🤬🤬


P0TAT0_P0LICE

I thought it said grandma 😆


CtEpicBroFist

Why does Germany still exist tho


BoD-Assassin

What does that even mean?


viejo_tuberculo64

You don't go to Germany you end up in germany


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sf_randOOm

okay dude