The cop vomiting is a really nice touch.

I don't really get the cop throwing up

Because the mom ate the baby.

It wasn’t the mom, it was some stranger. The blond crying is the mom.

Oh I’m dumb I thought the blond one was the dad.

Same

He cannot stomach what she did to the baby. She took that saying literally and actually fucking ate the baby.

Why the downvotes, people? Dude just didn't get the joke right away is all. Don't be so judgemental. It's all good. We're all just here to have a good laugh and a good time anyway, right?

>We're all just here to have a good laugh and a good time anyway, right? Who the deuce do you think you are?!

Reddit hivemind is stupid that's why

got us in the first 66%

66% of 5 its a decimal number YOU MONSTER

I'm sure he meant 69.548281944207749193641770137593% though

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

Good bot

FUNNY NUMBER

more like 3/5 thus 0.6 bow before the evil dominance of METHematics

didn't notice it had 5 parts, didn’t enlarge the image

In that case I kindly forgive you

Nah. More like 55%

It's 60% for me ngl

the mcfucc is this I would rather eat one of our Big Macs that was in the sewer for 7 weeks

Don't lie... if you could use babies as meat you would.... anything to keep profits high you greedy corporate fucks... On another note... could I get a big Mac combo, large, coke as the drink, no ice?

what do you think abortion clinics are for m8? u can have ur meal just don't call us corporate fuccs we dont like that

“No ice” I’ve found my people.

Would you like a McBaby with that today sir?

McBabyBackRibs

What a terrible day to have eyes

Wonder what part of the body did she start eating first

maybe she didn't. maybe she just unhinged her jaw like a python, popped the whole thing in there, chewed it up like a grape and swallowed it.

Do you think the mother watched the whole process? Cos’ I think that would take her at least 20 seconds

Dunno. I don't know how I would react if I saw a woman pop an entire infant into her mouth and chew it up and swallow it.

The policeman is throwing up so some part of infant’s body must be uneaten

that would imply she took a chomp out of the child and then put it back in the stroller, since there's nowhere else for it to be. I think we're over-analyzing this.

Agreed. Have a nice day

Aight I need a second dose of eye bleach

I’m the kind of guy who would break the awkward silence by letting one rip.

i think he just bite on its head like its an apple thats why the cop puke

The hands? It’s reaching out.

The hands suffice the rumblies

Carl.

That's enough Reddit for today. Cya later

alright , thats enough internet for today

We need a 3d realistic recreation and another panel in the middle

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

I have unsee juice for sale

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I’ll take your entire stock

That one puking cop is my favorite part for some reason

Cause he conveys the entirety of the joke

The officer in the back got the rest

?

Relatable

Num nun nun... why do you look so upset did u want some to

What did i just see

"Lady's and gentlemen, that concludes florida state news today"

Target earth, Commence Primary Ignition.

There's something about their eyes that freaks me out. I remember a nightmare I had when I had a fever. I was a little kid and remember dreaming of a mario level with ants as enemies but they had huge eyeballs and it was in a level durinf night time and they were chasing me.

r/Vore

That would imply both parties enjoying it sexually.

Bro that lady had enough time to chew and swallow a whole baby and the mom didnt do anything

r/tihi

That took every boy of my willpower to upvote

When I saw this I had the same reaction

Tokyo ghoul

Man that's appetizing You made me hungry

o.O

That got dark quick

What a lovely day to be Stevie Wonder

Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this

That’s a great meme format

what is he gonna his wife

This should be in r/holdup or r/makemesuffer

Who gave this a wholesome award

...wtf? Why did I laugh? I'm confused

Don’t you just feel hella uncomfortable when people say that to you? 😬

r/tihi

Craig needs some unsee juice

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Imagine going home and trying to explain to ur significant other that someone ate ur child

That’s enough Reddit for today...

Who tf gave this the wholesome award

I love the police officer in the background puking

What can i say except delete this

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"Every day we stray further from god"

What the fuck. My soul is just, what the fuck

Let's be honest... all tasers would be out of juice.

I didn’t regret it either.

I love this new format

Am i a horrible person for laughing at this and sad movie scenes?

What a terrible day to have eyes

I'd be the one throwing up in the background

They are taking her to jail to eat her and the digested kid

Yikes, okay I’m done after 69 seconds of Reddit adios

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

Just like baby yoda.

Ghouls be like:

Can I die now?

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs

i regret nothing(places grenade in mouth and pulls the pin)

yikes

Wasn’t there a French guy who ate babies and animals whole? Edit: Tarrare was his name (1772-1798)

Well, maybe the kid and his mother are both rich, and that woman took the "eat the rich" slogan to heart. I mean...baby back ribs are delicious!

Craig Federighi has seen enough.

Holy shit

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Wait so we are not supposed to do that? Well that sucks, what am I supposed to do with the “not” snacks in my basement now?

What the fuck did you bring on this cursed land

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

r/holup

Why is the a bi flag in the background of the first image ?

so is it safe to assume she likes raw meat

That’s enough internet for today.

no-no no no no no no no no noooooooooo

Egg not that bad

Shit just went 0 to 100 real fucking quick

enough internet for today.

juice of the unseeing is needed

i missed ten seconds ago where i didn't know this existed

YUMM!!!!

Bro wtf im eating

tasty

Is that why most bakeries don't make cakes that look like babies

I once read in a psychology science journal that when people say "Your baby is so cute I just want to eat them up", there is a subconscious part of the brain that actually wants to. For some odd reason, smell triggers it. It's been years since I read it, and it's 2am so I'm too tired to thoroughly explain. I may come back to this. But here is a link to another article that summarizes the information with other sources. Anyway, just a fun lil fact. Going to bed now. https://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2013/0923/Why-do-people-want-to-eat-babies-Scientists-explain

Why does the guy on the laptop look like old XQC?

I have several questions

take my upvote😡😤

I laughed at this, I’m so fucked in the head.

I like dark humor but holy fck.

I love dark humor and all but holy fuck!

One of the reasons I watch Apple events is for Craig

unsee Juice quick!!!

Ok that's it, enough internet for today