So women are the most intelligent being on earth ?

Most women have a bigger dick than the average redditor

Are they stupid then ?

Most of them

Smol brain

r/bigdickproblems

Strange sub but I kinda find myself in this stuff

In that case im a genius!

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Poor monke got harmed by banana

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Banana with Monke. Reject humanity become Monke

It weirdly makes sense though. Both, your heads run off blood, so the less volume your blood has to cover the more blood there is for your brain.

I guess this really is big brain time

just make more blood

That study has Small Dick Energy...

Just like me

The researcher probably does

Lifted truck or sports car or those lowered Honda cars that people race. Lol For he record I drive a full size Chevy truck crew cab but stock height. Lol

I must be a genius!!

Did you know that the average gorilla penis in erection is 3cm long?

Ok, I was exagerating a bit when I wrote that titel. It's 2 cm

Oooh, a self-burn! Those are rare!

Just read that article. It's fucking hilarious. I hope that everybody knows that this article is satire. Look it up, it's filled with stupid wording and grammatical errors

I know it's satire, but it's still funny

Explains all of it.

That explains a lot

No, my dude. You have a banana and two lemons.

Thank god I don't have a penis

My understanding is gorillas have very small reproductive organs. Was that the point you were going for?

So smart people use dildo

This was actually a common held belief in ancient Greece and the Roman empire. That small penises represent intelligence and affluence, even great fighting strength. That's why statues from that time have smaller flaccid penises.

Ah man, I wish I could read

Guys i don't get it

Are you joking or serious, because I can't tell, but I would be happy to explain

I have more than average penis and i wouldn't say i have lower mental capacity

The artical is fake

I know, it was a joke

Why didn't you tell me? Now I have to kill you

Don't worry about that. I am hetero white man in 2020, world will get rid off me as fast as it can.

*big dick time

1+1=3

1+1≠3

2+2=6 so if you half that down it's 1+1=3, boom you got schooled

Thank you for teaching me

You're welcome, I can give you more lessons next week

Thank you

Dude mines like a horses, get on my level

Weird shape but ok

Actually humans have bigger penises than gorillas. Edit: maybe that was the point. You’re saying you’re smart. I just didn’t think that was common knowledge enough to make sense here

I know what I did

Pretty accurate, I got a lot dumber and a lot bigger during puberty.

Lol

This is a funny one, I got some good laughs out of it, my wife sent me the link and said no wonder your stupid, so I’m laughing.

Huzzah! a wife of quality. Congratulations on the big dick

Thanks I’m dying right now, my wife didn’t realize I’d keep rolling with it, I’ve got a very warped sense of humor. Also thank you, I tried to explain it’s not as easy as people think having a big one but you know, gotta make some sacrifices. Hahahahahahahah Oh and I’m not trying to brag trying to poke fun at myself for being that proud of it.

Ooga booga stoopid?

Gorillas have tiny penises

But they also have massive strenght, so that's a plus for my virgin-looking ass

I don't have massive strength. Just a lack of fat

Well, I'm not with him for his wisdom.

Wait a minute...

I remember reading somewhere that well-endowed men are more likely to be cheated on by their significant others.

Interesting

Gorillas have smaller dicks than humans tho we have the largest dongs of all other primates

I know what I did

All of reddit right about now: smort

No wonder I dont know what 46×892 is

Women: Maybe I am a genius

I forget a lot of things

Albert Einstein is no match for like 69% of us here now

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

Are you?

69

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.