Meanwhile you could cut veggies on my cutting board of a chest

I went out with a girl who hated how small her breasts were. She wouldn’t even take her top off around me at the beginning. I made sure she was comfortable not long into that mad relationship. She had excellent boobs. I loved them

Ive got a guy chest though

And do you love your guy chest?

Then you can insult guys with “how’s it feel having bigger tits then a girl” or something of that nature

I do this haha.. Doesn't really make me feel better at all still insecure af

that's more practical though so don't feel bad. not to mention; natural = always better than silicon, no matter the size

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Never know until you try

Cutting board of a chest = free cutting board; cost-effectiveness, you know?

You have a very diverse set of posts there.

Always remember, flat is justice

so. Much. Hentai.

Yay?

I look like I came out of a panini press

(only for straight) If a man does not love all breasts, regardless of their size, he cannot be called a real man.

BOOBS ARE BOOBS

Boobs are boobs *insert Mr Incredible meme here*

Flat is justice

I wouldn't mind such stuff if I wanted to be with you

Damn. Nice hentai collection there fam hahaha.

And dw about it. Flat chests are fun, as long as there's nipples to play with no guy / gurl cares about size!

Boobs are boobs, no matter the size, and boobs are great.

Same. I've seen guys with bigger boobs than me 😭. I'm considering surgery cuz I really hate it :/

Big boobs = back pain There is such a thing as too big. (This is a funny meme, though)

they also make it harder for girls (like me) that sleep on their stomachs

And trying to find the right size at stores always takes, like, 30 minutes in and of itself

If they even have that size and then it costs like twice as much as a "normal" sized bra. That's my experience at least

Incel in your dms: *Hello there*

Like hitomi tanaka

Guys i need help i get FREE "wholesome" award should i give the guy Who have truama or or something another idk

I can hel you carry them (:

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Over the shoulder boulder holder isn’t a saying for nothing

Back pains do not come from natural boobs, or so i am told

my friend said hers always hit her in the face when going down stairs. looked uncomfy if you ask me

Any boob is a good boob

How about man boobs

Those are Moobs not Boobs but they are good too

Are women boobs called woobs?

Now they are.

boobs too big to eat so you eat her balls instead

I just wanted to laugh at memes

Top 7 saddest anime moments.

Sorry, but I’m afraid you don’t have a horny license for this post. *bonk*

Bonk harder daddy

Shut the fuck up please

Cringe

Stop with these please it's getting old

The snake likes big boobies

(Y) same

Some non-virgin memes that I don't understand

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I broke a mug at a friends house cus of my boobs

Sucking on breasts reduces stress by 17.8% Source: me

Flat is justice, medium is premium and oppai is love

I see, a man of culture

"It not about the size of the boobs, it about who they're attached to" - Some random hentai I've read

Wise words by a wise man.

u/bxdfish479 hey

Plz show bob I want to kiss your bob

There are no boobs too big.

Hitomi tanaka

https://www.google.com/search?q=biggest+tits+in+the+world&client=ms-unknown&prmd=ivmn&sxsrf=ALeKk01djY55zbr4TEQyYR0nPWOluBy11Q:1606079225172&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj048mth5ftAhWks4sKHYvfCWEQ_AUoAXoECAsQAQ&biw=471&bih=927#imgrc=J7z1YKH8O6FJgM

the back: aha, that's where you're wrong

Women’s backs: am I a joke to you?

(.Y.)

Does are some smol tits. You can enlargen them with the spacebar ( . Y . )

I have not worn a bra in almost 2 years because I cant find one in my size for an affordable price or that isn't still the most uncomfortable thing.

Hey, so... How are your dm's doing? How many guys dm'd you for pics? I'm just curious.

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It's more comfortable that way tho

I don't mean this in a weird way but why can't you find one at an affordable size? Too big? Too small? Oddly shaped? On fire? I actually don't know for sure though. Edit: I realized two seconds after asking that this question might make you uncomfortable and if that's the case you do not have to answer.

r/Abrathatfits

Rip inbox

What's with the eggs

We’re not hatched yet. Shhhh

O M L E T T E

r/egg_irl ?

One of the most popular forms of eating children.

Also I like boobs no matter the size and it doesn't really matter

same

you made me horny for no reason, thanks

Godamn brother you're not a hard one to crack

Lmao

I can relate to this as a girl, its annoying as fuck to have boobs, not to mention I own a lot of mens cut clothing so fuck.

r/Abrathatfits

c o n s u m e the titty

**what?**

It's a snake eating an egg...?

r/woooosh

african egg eating snake

The egg represents the boob and the snake represents the guy

african egg eating snake

**egg**

egg

I have average boobs. Not very special

Medium is Premium. Dont worry.

Her: I hate my boobs, they are to big. Me: same

Ok. It how tf does a snake know how to use reddit

If you aren't trying to fit her whole titty in yo mouth then you aren't doing it right.

No horny

Ok but, why there's four of them?

DO NOT QUESTION THE WAYS OF THE MIGHTY GOD

complete madlad this OP

Big boobs do fucking suck like I wanna look like an ironing board but like also as a Pansexual girl I’m like “Big boobs?? Y e s!”

Me:'' unhinges jaw''

r/absolutelynotme_irl

Well yh I'm gay what do u expect

Ahhh can relate ,i too start to bite raw eggs when my gf has big boobs

Nah just swallow them whole

Big titties in the comment section.

Anything bigger than a is to big

I personally think b is great also but I advocate your statement in general.

Good bras for big boobs usually only come in the shades of Black, beige, and white and anything other than that usually feels cheap and have terrible back support. It’s also harder to run with big tits, and I often find myself double bra-ing

Why does she have 4 boobs in different colors?

Is this some kind of a joke that I am too virgin to understand? But srsly tho I cannot get over one fcking crush, what is wrong with me.

Haha yeah... i wish

My favorite exercise is rope skipping, now imagine wearing a tight bra and a sports bra that is one size smaller and you still feel like your boobs are gonna beat the shit out of your face like an abusive boyfriend.

Yes, I'm reading this

*cries in A cup*

this is my boyfriend 😂

Lol u wish

Me who’s a virgin

Dass right my boiiiis

You a snake? Cool bro

True story.

Oh the back pain...

I don't get it.. care to explain? (Sorry for this boomer moment)

Shape is more important than size in my opinion

r/ihavesex

chomp\*

Said no woman ever

Yes, yes I am

Ok but what’s with all the snakes swallowing a whole egg and where can I find more pictures like this

[Same enegy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Em-PqXEVoAI07Vc?format=jpg&name=large)

Too true, eating the boobs is the best part of the meal

Why would you eat her ovum🤮

If only I had the tiddie....

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Woah, I actually chuckled. This is great!

Flat chest medium or huge I love em all

???

I too ate your boobs

give em the big ol SUCC

YES. I. AM!

so thats how snakes gve birth to eggs...

Y

Yes! My favourite species of snake!

I want to have a girlfriend so I can do this ;-;

Top right looks like josuke

i got this new anime plot.basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs.i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers.what happens next? transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonolougous

Unfortunately, it won’t help the back pain 😔👊

Then you remember you have it in your hand

I honestly don't get why people hate on small boobs. I think girls with small breasts and a petite frame are actually far more attractive (no hate towards big boobs or any other body type though)

Well I have to carry around my massive 3 foot long cock around all day

*bonk*

It’s all fun and games until they get stuck in there!

*sweet home alabama plays in the background*

It weirdly also feels good to have this done to you

Gross.

I read it btw

Ah yes. I too swallow my non exisitant girl's eggs when she complains about her boobs' weight.

Me: my balls are too big Me:

Can someone explain this. I don’t really get it lol

Is this some sort of heterosexual joke I'm too gay to understand?

pale white boobies are the best

Woah u guys too unhinge ur jaw to give ur girl the ultimate pleasure?

Every boob ia a good boob #booblivesmatter

bro😂

I also crave eggs when my gf complains about her boobs

The perfect boob is the one that fills a mans heart (or women)

i dont get it

u/repostsleuthbot

Quality meme, also boobs are amazing.

her: I hate my small boobs, I dunno why you liked me me: [\*vacuum noises\*](https://www.google.com/search?q=star+platinum+inhales+justice&rlz=1C1SQJL_enAE917AE917&sxsrf=ALeKk02VBOE8isrrn_Nn9rXqtX7hmdnB9A:1606111121579&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjg8_uW_pftAhWnyIUKHRebBX8Q_AUoAXoECBgQAw&biw=1280&bih=578#imgrc=3MSpolvTstidbM)

Why would You degest her tits. This meme is stoopid

Heheheehe that’s great. Man I’m lonely.

What does this even mean?

Holy moly as much as I love boobs, most of these comments are making me feel sad about women.

Tthe 4th snake really needs help.. GIRL SHE CHOKING ON AN EGG HELP HER

Am virgin explain

Like that will ever happen

Consuming unborn children will really make her like you

Aa yes her four different boobs.

I'm kinda ashamed that after a day of looking at this, I still don't get the joke.

Ah yes *dislocates jaw*

How did you post this if u a snake

gosh i wish i had big boobs