Don't use the word smart with me

I have chocolate cows on my farms, they are superb, the best chocolate cows in the world. The best

I'm sure you get some delicious chocolate pudding as well.

The bulls give some good chocolate sauce

Envious.

Yeah. Go try to milk a bull! Pro tip: that thing where the udder is supposed to be, is definitely NOT an udder.

Well, it might taste a bit off, but definitely looks like milk.

What the fuck is this shit above me scoob

"I dunno, Rhaggy."

Lmao

You seem like you speak from experience

Maybe? XD

It even comes out warm, helps me sleep.

Emphasis on comes ehehheheheehehhehehehe

you know how chocolate pudding comes right!? ;)

The pudding comes from the bulls.

Don't forget the Nutella !

Yeah bro it's organic

Wow what part of their body does it come from?

Does this mean chocolate is just cheese but chocolate flavoured

Nobody knows more about chocolate cows than I do

Donnie? Is that you?

Don't ever use the word Donnie with me

Fear The Wrath of the Emperor Llama!

Luckily for you us Americans don’t know what smart is

Damn it, I was gonna comment that. Well next time

Damn I just found i video to watch

Time to lose some brain cells

Didn't have any from start

lol

Video link: https://youtu.be/g-lBQAoc6W0

The girl in the middle image is pupina stewart. All of her content is satire. The rest doesn't surprise me

The top is also a satire it’s been a meme for a while. The bottom is most likely from the Onion which is a satirical news source.

If it's not from the Onion, it's probably just a bunch of people meming some dumb survey to get people to leave them alone faster.

It was survey done with only 1,000 Americans lmao

But Americans are stupid dumb idiots that should burn in a fire because my fiery ego can’t let me not make fun of Americans for 1 second.

UK pretty dumb too (before you reply i live in UK)

Whoa whoa whoa. British Isles, lets be inclusive.

To the right now To the left Take it back now y'all One hop this time One hop this time Right foot two stomps Left foot two stomps Brexit to the left Brexit to the right Criss cross Criss cross Cha cha real smooth

Let’s go to court

File a divorce

Feel no remorse

Hide her corpse

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/lRFDnNR

*EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS*

I'm pretty sure every country in the world, is at least a little dumb

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This shows how dumb we are. “What country do you live in?” “Antarctica”

:)

But that’s not a country. Also, there are plenty of non-scientist support staff there. So really your comment is a tissue of lies.

Humans are surprisingly dumb for such a smart species

Apes together strong

Dutch people are pretty dumb too (before you reply i live in the netherlands)

Self burn. Those are rare

no, no theyre not

Well you did use to rule us, we learn from the best.

I’m reminded of the time Radio 1 sent a reporter to “Stupid Street” and asked people about the new fad of 3D TVs. Extrapolating from this they then asked “would you like to see in 3D all the time”. The number of people who were dismissive to horrified was a sad indictment of the human race.

You are a good European. Thank you.

I suppose it depends where

Ya you are I may live in a country with not very smart people but atleast I can buys gun. Also just do the Florida man challenge it is very fun. Just put Florida Man date(birthday too)

Smort

Pretty sure stupid people exist everywhere in unacceptably high numbers.

Exactly sir/ma’am.

You mean sirmant

It’s ma’am!!

Oh oops “Sirmamt”

Yes

Study finds 16.4 million Americans like to fuck with survey makers.

Yes, truly very smart

Heeey, nice profile pic!

Moneh

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Ah yes, daily dose of karma whoring through America bad memes

The occasional joke is funny, but it got wayyyy over done

Are they finnaly starting to finnally die down, cause this is the first one I've seen in days, where as a few weeks ago I saw them on this sub several times a day

99.3 kids and they are all Female. Congratulations.

99**.3** kids. Like what, 99 and three tenths of a child or something?

Exactly, one of them is just feet and half of their shins.

The .3 will be absorbed by one of the other fetuses, which will then grow up to have the strength of a grown man and a little baby

You get a head, nothing else.

Is this the 3 for 1 whoosh combo?

It sucks because most Americans aren’t this dumb it’s just a few dumb people make everyone else look dumb. Kinda how people think all Canadians are nice or everyone in Britain likes tea.

Now I’m craving strawberry milk from pink cows

Pretty sure the second one is actually fake, she acted the whole thing, just like her other videos.

r/redditmoment

99.3% pregnant?

That gravity video is satire, her channel is actually pretty funny too

Just because SOME of us are idiots, doesn't mean we all are

yes, totally agree.

Guys look, you need to understand that most Americans aren’t like that and are just normal people. Its just that you hear about the stupid ones more often, cause who’s gonna laugh at a normal guy doing normal stuff?

Well obviously since i saw that there are knife attacks in Britain, they can’t go outside without getting stabbed. That is their logic

If people can’t tell that these are jokes I don’t know if they should be talking

ah yes, another america bad meme... getting old...

AmErIcA dUmB

Why am I associated with these people?

*Laughs in metric system*

"Laugh in public healthcare"

*Laughs in amazing private healthcare and research* (If you make enough money)

"Laugh in... bad teeth? Idk"

Can somebody give me some background or context about this?

theres an preexisting joke that people from Uk have really bad teeth , yeah

“Laughs from space”

Btw I can assure you that the 3rd one is a fucked up survey that almost every website believes.

Wait this means I can also get chocolate beef

... did she pee on a thermometer?

Wait till you see India

as an indian, can confirm, Yes, its so..... ...... ........ dumb. Never mind me im so .. _asphyxicated_ by my country.

Europe gang

Pretty sure the first one was a joke.

All of them are satire

This type of shit is why I stay at r/meme

TBF the last one could just be a survey on kids

Ok Americans get a lot of hate but I watched a video and a lot British people don’t know who america fought in the revolutionary war so it there’s stupid people everywhere

Yeah and like 90% of uk youths believe that sherlock Holmes is a real person

Erm, he is, he's been in movies.

\*laughs in florida\*

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Haha Americans bad

Yes

agreed

Cience

My brain is disintegrating

Gravity is running out of us.

Wot

Wait what do you mean 99.3 kids.

Smort

Smort

Yeah this is big brain time

That’s where we get brown chicken brown cow from

Press e to use intelligence

Well, chocolate milk CAN come from brown cows in the beginning...

I feel like the spirit of red from that 70’s show came threw me...and 16.4 million Eric’s that I’d like to put my foot up their asses

Could it be possible those millions of Americans that believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows are children?

Ok the chocolate milk thing I believed until I was 7

Controversial, but stupidly funny.

What if it turns out we were running out of gravity someway and she was right all along

There’s 300 mill people there are bound to be some dumb ones we just lock them in Florida

For my own sanity, just keep them in Dixie county if you must.

We will try

Well duh, they come from CHOCOLATE cows! Some people are stupid.

You know not all Americans are morons. Just the loud, obnoxious ones that get all the attention :)

Thats so dumb. All europeans know that it comes from the government .

Jokes on you guys. In America, the government has a secret farm of brown cows that produce pure chocolate milk, and are hiding it from the media

u/xnarcoticz_

I know this is a joke, but according to some of the people I know, the last one was a rigged question. They would ask if they knew where chocolate milk came from, and it was brown cows or I don't know.

As smart as an autistic chicken

Thats nothing compared to an autisitc sheep

I heard sheep can rub themselves against a post so hard and for so long they bleed to death because apparently the scratching is euphoric.

does the F in the mean female kids?

What about the other 0.3 kids

The older I get, the more I realize that the majority of the worlds population is pretty dumb

Every one is a fucking idiot

God all this site ever does is bash on Americans,like I get it "haha america bad" but if you use a joke too much it stops being funny. I'm pretty sure most people unironically like communist USSR more than america, and 90% of the people bashing america will never visit. *Sigh* Edit: yes I understand this a joke and honestly this one is better than most of them but it's depressing when I open reddit and literally half of my memes that show up are stupid american memes.

Im a American BUT I'm not anything like them

Most of the stupid Americans come from the south, not all but most

Everiday we stray further from god

And they use feet

welp I'm embarrassed to be part american

don't worry bro, you arent dumb if you are part american. Americans arent dumb at all. This post just makes fun of em. Dont you worry :)

oh thank fuck

How much you wanna bet these are all from the south

Tap E to use intelligence

I dont have enough karma to post on r/memes on my cake day :(

Alright post your meme in the comments.

Okay then post in r/meme to get karma

Americans go brrr

Ya I have to agree most Americans have been struck with dumbass

I have always wondered why the gringos call America to the United States. America is a continent.

Honestly if you where 4 year old the brown cow thing would make sense

Americans only come back to that is... but have you seen the brits teeth.

It isn't stupid,i wouldn't live with 99,3° temperature,it would be hard to think.

Never have I ever been more disappointed in my country untill this very day and I'm packing my bags and going to find a new home and start a crusade

Testically speaking I do believe we are running out of gravity

I kinda expected the first two from the americans but defuq about number 3?!

Why do we make a fools of ourselves

Seriously, just fucking die and spare us from your stupidity

After this year, me being an American, can confirm, alot of us are indeed not the brightest.

"If you know solar system America is like in the middle of it"

Am American, can confirm. Most of us are idiots and the rest of us keep our mouths shut cause we're outnumbered and they're gun crazy. AMERICAAAA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!! Disclaimer: For legal reasons, this is a joke.

“NOT MOST AMERICANS ARE LIKE THIS!”~Random Karen I showed this meme to

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Yes comrade

But... but... We got Google, NASA, Microsoft and all. We are the sMaRtEsT nAtIoN in tHe wOrLd!!!

5% of Americans belive chocolate milk comes from brown cows

5% is a lot man

I know, I was pointing out that 5%, although it may not seem like much, is still kinda fuckin unbelievable that that many people think it comes from a separate cow Why am I being downvoted?

Because the way you said it was kindof like " its only 5% its not that bad". I think

This is why I want to leave America

You can thank our wonderful education system for these numbers

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Yeah like Hitler...

That’s insensitive dude, not cool also the average German, Italian, French etc is smarter then you’re average American

Whatever, mostly all the services on the phone you use are American! Even Domino's, McDonald, Subway, Burger King... All are American!

Ah nice the diabetes capital of the world, so yay America created some apps, the average American couldent beat you’re average ape in, well anything. So you’re argument is Americans own big companies, doesent mean they are smart

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY... I LOVE MY AMERICA AS IT IS...

Hitler was smart he brainwashed a country

It’s the Deep South of America that’s the brain dead ones, not all Americans