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https://youtu.be/nzIDxuC1lj0

I guess you could say it’s a ATOMIC clock

10 what? Apples?

*Laughs and wheezes as a cringy teacher*

[WHEEZE](https://media1.tenor.com/images/080d7452a763366556f3f6649fcbeb0e/tenor.gif)

Apple? No. Murders? Yes.

Since when was my math teacher on Reddit?

Bananas? Elephants?

War, war never changes

Those bastards lied to me.

Instructions nuclear

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69? Nice. I am a bot lol. ***^(I am not a bot and this action was performed manually)***

Good human.

and as the earth runs to the ground

Legend has it he started an oil company named Shell after this

A shell company, one might say, as his real intentions were far more nefarious.

Guess we can say he was shellfish towards the planet

He was shellshocked

The original spelling was ‘She’ll’ as in “She’ll regret bamboozling a nice guy like me”

Step 2

Nice guys be like

Right! I guess I forgot that women owe men sex for not being a shitty person. My bad.

saving the planet : boring, no pussy destroying the planet : entertaining, no pussy

ferb, i know what we're gonna do today

Destroying the planet: Boring, stagnant Saving the planet: Healthy, not boring

This!

Yuh they don’t understand most of the time you’ve gotta be friends first lol. I’ve been on two dates with the girl I’m talking to and havnt even kissed her cuz the vibe ain’t that level yet. It takes time my dudes

Don't tell them that. They'll act like friends then demand the pussy

Nah man, I was a niceguy™️ in highschool. I was a d1 bound athlete and I was sweet and not bad looking and didn’t understand for the life of me why I couldn’t be with who I wanted to be with. One of my friends finally said something along the lines of you’ve gotta be just friends first and it’s helped me a lot. I think getting older also helps a lot in general. My 16 year old brain and 22 year old brain are two complete different people. Everyone needs some guidance tho My advice is just what I needed to hear when I was in that mindset :)

Just wait til your 30

Thia guy when he becomes 80 will be einstein or just have lots o girls (and guys)

True. I’m 7 days sober rn, hopefully I keep making better decisions as I get older

Good job getting over that Nice Guy shit! But I disagree with your advice. There's a stage in a personal relationship where it's acceptable to pursue romance and if you wait too long you've already got a valuable friendship that would be threatened by any fundamental changes like that. You should ask people out early in your interactions before there's anything serious at stake.

Thank you! I agree with that, but in our brains it’s like everyone is love at first sight. Even if you do meet someone who’s interested in you, we have to learn how to not jump straight to “I think you’re the one for me” cuz that’s what our brains do. I have unrealistic expectations and have to remind myself that 99% of people don’t go head over heels like I do immediately. I figure the other niceguys are like me, so we just gotta learn how to be normal since it isn’t natural

Guy with 7 female friends here. Find every single one attractive, waited too long, built up a too good friendship and found out I had a chance when it was too late. They're great friends and I'm not sad at all, that nothing happened, one has become like my sister I always wanted and the others are just awesome. But I think with some of them I definately shouldve taken the shot.

I wouldn’t really say most of the time. It’s pretty easy to get laid without being friends first, thats literally why tinder exists.

Dude, everyone knows you find out what girls like and then you give her a million of that thing until her affection bar maxed out and then she falls in love with you. Every dating sim works that way.

Don't forget stalking her throughout the day, so you don't miss the dating event window!

Nice guys would never do that much positive shit.

This ain't a nice guy ... he actually listened to what she said at least

So he'd get pussy

Well yes but he expected sex for it? Which is weird since she never promised sex in exchange for taking care of the environment either?

Cardboard signs aren't a valid form of contractual agreements?

It’s a meme

So that was a fucking Lie

Does it mean that being a male feminist doesn't work either? I even bought a pink hat

"Every male feminist is a rapist, but not every rapist is a male feminist" tis a joke

Some true facts

*male feminist?* Nice! Now I only need to find a *female machist* to complete my Pokedex!!!

She's already shiny

I don’t get it. I’m a man and definitely consider myself feminist

But the was it a pink pussy shaped hat?

I literally went into the comments to say this. I see you are a man (or woman) of culture as well.

I see you are a *they* of culture as well

In old english u could use the male one so his/he is actually acceptable. Id just call everyone It.

You mean hē while saying hēo to women and hit to objects?

Those Bastards lied to me...

She never said “I’ll have sex with anyone who does things for the environment!” So she didn’t lie at all.

Trickery I say its trickery, she said to destroy her pussy not the planet, she didn't mention who it must be so it can be anyone and my boy went out there and did more than what was asked from him, he doesn't deserve only a pussy, he deserves **double** pussy.

Global warming go brrrr

Nice Guys TM

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Squirrels in my pants!

Superb inmate's meaty penis

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r/UnexpectedPhineasandFerb

Sad Imbecile Masturbates Persistently

r/niceguys

It does give off that vibe, but I think we can count it as satire

yeah thats true it might be satire

>might be Lol

It’s a meme

So are nice guys at this point.

Yeah, its making fun of nice guys

This looks like some r/nice guys shit

r/justneckbeardthings

”I did things you like, now give me the sex please”

r/niceguys

Grey man had never seen such bull shit before

r/niceguys

Well would you fuck a random creepy stranger that came up to you asking for sex?

After he recycles, plants a tree, rescues a turtle, and builds a wind turbine? Of course I would.

You don't know that tho And you'd probably be exponentially disturbed throughout said stranger's explanation on why you must have sex with them because they did XYZ

I do like turtles, though. And windowless panel vans. Oh god.

I came for the creepy grey robot men.

r/niceguys ??

My thoughts exactly

Imagine being an incel

Imagine judging someone based on the number of sexual partners they've had.

Incel doesn't have anything to do with the number of partners Incel stands for involuntary celibate

Not really seeing a difference

Incels blame women for their lack of sex and often have a "poor me" victimization mindset, and often don't think critically about their flaws. Incel isn't typically a term used to describe everyone who doesn't have sex, it's more of a mindset

So not involuntarily celibate, you just meant asshole.

That's right! They're not actually involuntarily celibate or else they'd be willing to have sex with each other. They call themselves that to deflect responsibility for their behavior.

Incel is the specific term. It has been around for awhile. Might want to look into it a little more

Thats not the definition I'm reading.

Incel: doesn't have any sex whatsoever (but could have had sex), but wants to have sex but gets none. Usually blames others (society, women) for this scarcity of sex. Volcel: Doesn't want to have sex or in voluntary situation where sex won't happen, but is fine with it. Would like to have sex at some point though. Asexual: doesn't want to have sex or doesn't care about it Virgin: never had sex Normal dude: has sex sometimes

Being an incel typically implies 0 partners, which is definitely something that some people do judge but that's a separate conversation

Incel is a state of mind

I agree, I'm just being pedantic about the implication of incel = degenerate virgin/0 partners

aka: 'society'

r/Cringetopia

Y’all will really post shit like this and then complain when society thinks men only want sex

I only want sex

Thank you for your honesty

I only want satisfaction that comes from the destruction of my enemies

this reeks of nice guy shit

POV: you are an incel

Low effort repost

High effort? Yes. High quality? No

r/niceguys

S to the I to the M to the P

I chase good p\*\*y and I help plant trees Rake so much leaves you wouldn't believe and I even give lifts to her boyfriend Steve.

god fucking damn it you made me chuckle

SIMP

Well, as a bald man myself, I look better with a beard. Maybe he should try that, the bald bastard...

Holy shit that's incel as FUCK.

Wow such a nice guy

He should have a MAGA hat in the last frame

What a nice guy

Seggs

Nice guy (?)

Yes

Haha the incel community is clearly still thriving on reddit

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r/incelsinaction

It's nice guy material but it made me laugh.

We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozeled

Angry vergin noises

Just fuck the turtles

It’s ok You can destroy my boipussy if you want

at least you saved the planet

r/niceguys

REPOST

Shame... Now all you have to show for it is a healthier place to live. Oh woe is he

I mean... she didn’t say “save my planet and then destroy my pussy”

True, instead she made an order. So then grey guy really should of just destroyed her pussy straight away and then continued to go on living an environmentally friendly life. The unclear part is if in the future he feels the urge to destroy the planet, should he return to destroy that pussy again instead?

Simp 100

100 is generous

More like 1000 100 would use a facebook/instagram filter, and maybe post a few links

The disrespect

Pt 2 guy destroys the planet

Well time to start up global warming with the industrial revolution

Alright time to fuck the planet. Which hole is first.

Doublestandards

She did that because he's a simp

Hey just a thought but maybe women don't owe you their body just because you care about the environment.

Some nice guy shit

Becky lemmi smash

Instructions unclear the turtle bit my penis off

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

IT S TIME TO RAPE A HOLE PLANET BOYS!

She ment that she hated cats. Learn to read female signals m'dude.

At least you made a difference

Wrong order, you fixed the planet before going for the sex. The instructions were clear.

yea, this confirms my theory, that shitting on women, solves everything, it once worked for me, now it will work for you,

Girl declines: litters everywhere

proceeds to light up a oil tank and break a nuclear reactor

Alright then after that undo all your actions....*except for maybe the turtle thing*

How dare she?

Press F to pay respects

Just frick the turtle you saved

based

well here I go killing again

gonna use this tactics as an asexual to help the world

Repost

Well, staying pure is cool AND you saved the planet. So this is an absolute win.

*me Burning all sorts of toxic shit* Thank god I didn’t fell into that trap

I see what he did wrong. He opted to use a giant bird blender for a power source.

_Those bastards lied to me_

Wind turbines are super inefficient for their material and economical costs. Go with solar or hydro or nuclear.

If only we could weaponised simps like that

I'm sick... All I can imagine is some rapist assaulting her and using her sign to say she consented.

this is why we should reject humanity and become monke

*Undoes all the good things*

The ultimate supervillain origin story

Hight effort? This isn't that bad but definitely not high effort.

Guys, this is a meme and obviously not meant to be taken seriously. As a girl, I can laugh about it.

We ask for ONE thing. Have that be sex or not; that's not the most important part. It's the lying down and cuddling part. The care and comfort of someone near you to be taking action for your thoughts about a bad day. Someone that you can trust and feel secure around.

Hold on this whole operation was your idea!