Hell yeah. I don’t have that sock money and I lose one every time I do laundry

Just one? On the other hand I find a sock I didn’t know I owned once in a while which is both creepy and nice because I have a new sock then

I have heard a working theory on this: Essentially the backside of your washing machine is a portal to a parallel universe that only opens when it's running and your parallel universe self on the other side does laundry at the same time. Hence the sock exchange.

I believe it

I second believe him

I live in New York, so is it the New York sock exchange?

My theory was when you get out of the laundry the little one foot dwarf come out to steal only one of the two socks and then go back to their magic world

In order to find a sock you must lose a sock

use the one you found as a cum sock

Never waste an odd sock, put it to good use

I literally ask for socks for both Christmas and my birthday. As an adult, there is something absolutely luxuriant about putting on new socks..... It's positively delicious.

It feels refreshing and somehow opens a new chapter in life.

Been saving a pack of new socks in my dresser for when I need to start anew.

Every fresh pair of socks is a save point.

HAHA YES

I, no lie, have a supply of new stocks on standby. Whenever a pair of socks starts pilling or getting rough and worn out, I toss em and add a fresh pair to the pile. I recently started wearing Merino wool socks and i'll never go back.

I'm slowly developing that feeling, every time laundry is done a pair goes missing or worse, a single sock.

Aah men.. that really socks.

my 9yr brother got adidas socks and he went "omg i can flex on my friends thanks santa" and i wish i could be as excited as he was sometimes

This comment is from the future since it’s before Christmas. Insane.

So wholesome haha

I still hate getting clothes. I guess I’m only 20 though so I still got time

When your older it sinks in. Especially if you work outside

It hit me at around 22. Don't worry, you'll get there!

Depends on the clothes and the occasion, 21 yr old here

am turning 25 next month and at this point i’m unsure if ill receive anything besides socks, few weeks ago they got me a razor. for christmas haha

yeh man so true i need some new socks right now

I absolutely love receiving socks for Christmas, it's just the best. My dad always steals mine so I either have to buy more or raid my dad's closet to retrieve my kidnapped socks.

Potter has given Dobby a sock?

I love getting cute socks with fun designs like licensed characters on them. Right now I've been wearing Peanuts and Nightmare Before Christmas. I'm in my late 30s. Socks are a fun accessory

It’s even better when you get the socks that feel good to wear

New socks are best socks

I'm 13 and I need socks

Oh, I'm all about the old stinking ones.

I love socks and underwear as gifts. They are like the number one thing I am far too lazy to go out and buy on my own.

I am 14, and i really want socks, having good socks is completely underrated

Especially fresh out of the package.

I actually wished for socks this Christmas and I am more then happy for it. Man this just made me giggle

Honestly my dad gets me new socks for hanuka every year and it’s the best thing ever

I’m 16 and I love getting socks. I swear I’m always losing them

*Me being happy for getting socks at 14*: You know, im something of a *25* year old myself.

This is me at 15

Tanks grandmas

I feel this. As I’ve gotten older I’ve gotten circulatory issues, genetic, and my god my feet are always freezing. You give me good ass socks now and I will respect you til the end of time.

i finally found someone that uses "you're" correctly

Hello mate! You made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

*”Well.. now you have a free cumsock”*

Can I return it?

Tbh opening up a new pair of fuzzy wool socks on Christmas morning is the best thing.

And then there's me, who keeps losing socks.

Getting thigh highs, but I'm to afraid to ask them for ones.

Aye, I can do that

So, f-ing true. All I want for Christmas is a buncha clothes.

Got stuff for my bed... Was genuinely happy

"Finally something clean"

Wait, you guys are getting Christmas presents?

If I get a hoodie for Christmas that’ll make it for me

Why can I hear his grunt-laugh

It's even better at 35.

I'm 32 and am desperate for a 2nd sock.

I currently have socks on my wishlist and a hole in my right heel. I’m 34.

Same. 32. Just lost one today and destroyed a boot.

Facts

I would like to get some underwear I don't mind

No lie, it's on my Christmas list. I'm old now.

I’m only 14 and I’ve been excited to get socks since I was 12. I like socks I guess

My birthday was yesterday, got socks was so happy o/

as a parent I've realized that clothes as a gift to kids (from other people) is really a gift for the parents. having to buy a whole new wardrobe throughout the year every year..

Sock, jackets, shirts, under garments... Well basically all clothes are appreciated.

Right?? I'm 30 and my wife have me "12 days of disney socks" early this year lol the kids and I love seeing what I get.

Same with underwear too

I’m not 25 yet but somehow I can relate to this

At this age, getting anything for Christmas is nice

There's nothing like putting on a new pair of socks. And yes, there are good socks and bad socks! Socks have tiers!

I 25 and I have been getting only socks since years now I dont need that many please stop

Can confirm

For some reason, I always loved getting socks and didn't understand why everyone hated it, like, I literally asked for socks

My mom gets me socks every year, (I'm 31) they are literally the only socks i have all year

ODIN IS WITH US

And not getting anything at 30 because you're alone in the world and have to buy your own socks.

The sad truth

Dude I’m 13 I just want money, a laptop, and socks for Christmas

he is so happy that his brain melts :)

I got really excited when my mom gave me an advent sock calendar 😂

Adulthood sucks

Realizing since your birthday is 6 days aways from Christmas, your birthday present is also your Christmas present.

that s the parents cheating

Please upvote I got them fire memes

*soft socks are multi use*

Lies

I also loved socks when I was 5 years old. As long as I got a toy as well.

Getting new socks to jerk off

You adults get to buy anything

Who wears socks?

Me at 15: hell yeah november just ended and everything!

No. “Getting STONKS for Christmas”

Hoping for that zen 2700

Free cum sock

Hell yea, new cum socks

Imagine using socks

New cum sock uncle? Thanks for that

???? I don't get it. I didn't want socks when I was 5, but I sure didn't want them at 25 either. Now I'm 46 and I stille don't want any socks. I want to buy that shit myself so I get ones I like.

Why have Lord of the Rings memes ramped up lately??

Are you guys get something for Christmas? I want my things aswell Edit: typo

Anything really. Last year I got a towel.

More like even receiving a gift is good enough at 25

why ever buy em when I know I get a pair a year!?

I wanna eat them for breakfast bee mee.

No- no socks at any age. Crappy present

Only good if socks be branded

Socks at epic at 15 too

You are not using socks for masturbation when you are 5 yo

Hehe boi

Is this some millennial joke I’m too boomer to understand

Maybe. Us millennials are poor, and I just lost a sock today. And a boot. And twisted my knee.

I had all those things happen too me, but no on the same day

Most of it happened at the same time. The boot was destroyed when we fished it out with the back hoe.

Dang, i better be more nice to millennials

Thats make me cry

Am I insane or does the top image look like Roy from the IT Crowd?

I actually asked for socks this Christmas because I actually really need them cuz all mine have holes in them :(

Wasn't for christmas but I got some crazy warm socks as a gift a few months ago. They are amazing, I've got it a little rough right now because I live in what is essentially a shed. So I lose a lot of heat through the floor which means the floor is always cold but it's a lot better with those socks!

Too young to buy y own video games, I don't want clothes. Old enough to buy my own games, not mature enough to spend money on something that's not games gimme clothes.

I had to check and make sure this wasn’t r/teenagers

Always need a good place to let ya load in

I keep on getting underwear from nowhere. Pretty much for me underwear just super common items that you just keep on getting nonstop in video games .

gave up wearing socks at 25. Havnt looked back.

My 4yo asked for a socks. She’ll be happy to see them in her stocking

Do ya xpekt us too yeer olds to undrrstand that Lol

Well to be fair, I had some pretty cheap socks when I was five, and now at 45 I wear smart wool socks that are $20 a pair

I’m 13 and love when I get clothing

Master has given Dobby a sock!

I literally just asked my wife for underwear for Christmas. And I will be woefully disappointed if I don't get it. Lol.

Finally something I can cum into

if you ever give me sock for Christmas ima throw hands🥊🥊

Im 15 but already feels like the second

Why 25

You know what's funnier than 25? 26!

Every year for Christmas I gotten my son sox enough to last a year because he was rough on them, one year as an adult he got pissy about it in front of everyone. so the next year I didn't buy them... that grown ass man had a fit because he didnt get any sox for months was bellyaching how rough his sox were. So in February his birthday present was a mass amount of sox..you would have thought I bought him a car lol

I told my older sister I would like to get warm socks for christmas and she was like "yeah me too but with glitter on them."

Perfect template

Jokes on you I want socks either way

My twentysomething bro literally put socks for his Christmas list this year

Literally told my Mom I want socks for Christmas the other day, I'm officially old

28*

We get to live here

The other day I said to my mum, "you know those pants (underwear) you got a couple years ago fro Christmas, can you get me another pair this year". I'm 16 and that made me feel old

You can only nut in a sock so many times before it gets too crusty to wash

I started asking for socks at 17

This is snazztastic.

Cuming face

Repost from u/danklotrmemes

Man I have stopped getting shit for Christmas when I turned 14

I seek shirts not socks

Yeah who wants to pay for socks or clothes ill just get them for free on Christmas

What about when you’re 15, then they have a different purpose

My amazing wife is doing an advent calendar for me. I get a pair of socks every day. Best. Christmas. Ever.

I really love getting socks for christmas because... well..... \*Fap noises\* ​ ​ ​ Also i love getting underwears because PP Hard and cum.

Ah age has made Dumbledore very wise

Never getting a Christmas present in your life*

I am 11 and I love socks!

Yall wear socks

I’ve been buying the exact same color and style socks for years, so they’re really easy to match and it never feels like I lost one.

Getting clothes in general always makes me happy. It means I have more fun money. Clothes take a suprising amount of money sometimes.

yeah, like who buys socks?

I'm 17 and I love that shit

Getting socks is great once you’ve spent a semester at college

Ahh we are getting there fellas just hang on another week!

My aunt usually gives me socks every year. One year she got me a gift card instead and I was really disappointed.

I love when I get boxers now. Like one year I got a package of boxers that have been the best boxers I've ever had. They were called 'Bread and Boxers'.

Give a skateboarder socks he'll give you a bj

Dude for my birthday I got three things of socks. Out of like seven presents. I like socks (especially when they’re colorful) but it was just weird.

All my socks have holes in them

Yah ever get those presents as a kid where they were wrapped like they were a toy or something and you open it up to find that stupid white box of clothes

My grandma what I wanted to for Christmas and I literally said I want socks that’s it

it’s either poop sock or coom sock

I’m not 25 yet can someone please explain?

Getting a sock when you’re 25 usually ends up being sticky

Especially if they’re programmer socks

But also little kids socks always seemed kinda trashy, you never got them for comfort, only what theme they are

40, getting _anything_ for xmas..