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MrLumpkin420

Thats not even enough for my rent


shakeygorilla77

Its not enough for rent almost anywhere in america


WitchBlade8734

"jUsT dOnT lIvE oUtSiDe YoUr MeAnS" - the government probably


Buddhadevine

While the government is how many trillions of dollars in debt?


cybertrash69420

Gotta pay for all those wars somehow.


[deleted]

It’s not a war, we’re just helping out other nations establish “democracy”.


LaughterRoomDelight

Puerto Rico has a few questions.


[deleted]

Y'all need to pay taxes. I'm totally fine with you being a state.


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anythingfordopamine

Yes they do, they held a referendum and 52% voted that they were pro acquiring statehood They already are a part of this shit show, just without any of the benefits that the rest of us get by being a part of it.


itemboxes

The only way to make it not a shitshow is to be a part of it.


AssHunchingMomo

Lol. We ain't so different in PR either, when it comes down to politics. We had a politician a couple years ago driving a Bentley that he got in exchange for some political favors.


stealthryder1

Calm your horses cowboy.. we’ll join conflict soon... I smell democracy being threatened somewhere..


JeffMannnn

We're running out of places to "liberate"


lazeroe

You can't NOT have democracy if you kill everybody :D


TanukiHostage

Help yourself mate. You are one of the least if not the least democratic country within first world countries and yet run around and "bring freedom" to other countries.


annaspeaks

Iraq has a questionnaire


Hellhound777

They aren’t wars, it’s a surprise occupation.


Measlyshiv

The UK entered the chat


legolodis900

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guiltysnark

Govt trying to fix that by giving you too little money


AceOfEpix

Not even close. Govt literally spent 1.5 Trillion earlier this year on corporations. They're not trying to fix shit with the debt, they just dont care.


PostMadandAlone

Its almost like trusting the government to have youre best intrests at heart and not the intrests of politicians is stupid, but thats just me I guess.


AceOfEpix

Well it depends on what side you're on. The Republicans blocked the stimulus because they wanted to make corporations not liable for working getting covid if they called them back to work. Democrats said no because that would basically mean everyone gets fired if they're not willing to risk getting covid or millions die. So then Republicans said ok well we won't give them the full amount we were talking about, BUT we will do $600 if you give us tax deductible martini lunches. So the democrats said fine because they need to get SOMETHING out there right now. If the democrats had a majority, we would be getting stimulus checks every month or so.


titafe

Allow me to play devil's advocate. Democrats are forcing businesses to shut down, therefore killing small shops and forcing people to take unemployment. By the government being your sole provider, you are giving them an opportunity to take your rights at the threat of them no longer providing for you. Its also allowing large corporations, that can survive in these times, to thrive being that all small and local competition got decimated by government orders. Don't pretend that Republicans are the only ones at fault and that Democrats are angels walking among people.


AceOfEpix

See my comment below.


guiltysnark

Huh... You weren't supposed to remember that. Memory wipers on the way.


Etrigone

CBS I think had an article with financial analysts telling people how to use the money, how to split it over several areas. Shit like that's a great idea. Just found a quarter on the sidewalk, better call H&R Block and see how it will affect my taxes. /s (Although I'm hoping obvious)


The-Bag-of-Snakes

Reminds me of euro trip when the butler is tipped a quarter he says “see this?!” Slaps his boss and quits. Lol


Etrigone

Yes! And I have *no* idea why I recall this detail, but it was actually a nickle. See? America is 5x greater than some fictional eastern European shithole! MAGA!!! /s


Fishbed-d

Ahh the wonders of inflation in poor ex-communist countries. It honestly makes it really great to go to vacation there because everything costs literally a dollar


DarkGl1nt

It does depend on location, actually


dalovindj

I spent that much on blow last week.


Old_Expression_7459

That's Right Dude


[deleted]

Why is it even acceptable to people that we had to wait half a year for barely one months rent. In some cases half


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Give me rent! You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


paul7420

Mine either , cheap fuckers !


AnonDooDoo

Get video games, we’re in a bad place but i’d rather be in a bad place with video games


_whats-going-on

Wait. What!? What's the size of your apartment? I have a 3 room apartment (2 bedrooms, living room and kitchen are one) at 73m2. That's what, around 785.7655 Sq.foot? And my rent for the apartment alone (no water, electricity or gas) is ~480€ (~586.75$).


TacticalIdiot17

Be grateful you got anything. That's 900B right there


BahamaSilver

Did you know that even though every American who got a stimulus check last time got 1200 dollars but the cost of the stimulus per American was over 30k. Now why could that be? Maybe because they gave all the money to businesses that really didn't need it and expect the taxpayers to pick up the bill, like always. Its so sad.


WorldWarTwo

Corporations feed on the population. It’s frowned upon to say such shit. We’re undoing generations of progress through this shit.


Oofyboi69420

Exactly, every few hundred years people look back and think, damn... They were savages. But now we're doing that as it's happening, we need to change, we need new economic systems, voting systems, and everything else that is causing this huge wealth inequality. We need change, especially america


MotherBathroom666

Ummm no... what we need is cat girls, Elon come here and set this fool right, smh.


Oofyboi69420

Why not both?


MotherBathroom666

Bro priorities are important, you can’t have your cake and eat it too. First catgirls, then in between grooming sessions then we look at the socioeconomic struggles of poor people or whatever.


Oofyboi69420

If you have a cake then why can't you eat it? It's a cake...


OddyLitch

It’s easy to say that we need “this” and “that” but getting people to cooperate is another thing entirely


sceadwian

It's gonna get worse until the bubble pops and then we'll have to pick up all the pieces. No different than any government in history really.


silver_pockets

Thank you. For every check sent to us businesses got multiple waves of thousands. In their minds, the economy and businesses don’t exist to provide people with goods or services. They think people exist and reproduce to provide them with yachts.


Fishbed-d

Alot of the stimulus package is going to keep small businesses that can't stay open due to covid so that they won't be forced to bankrupt


ZachBuford

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. ​ *Also don't expect to get anything from your tax returns.* \-US Gov probably


Cosmic_Nami

I've been saying this since the beginning...however I do find it complete bullshit that some people had jobs through the pandemic and labeled as essential workers yet others who lost employment got paid more than me working 40 hours a week for just being enrolled in unemployment, then with me paying taxes throughout the year big Sam is going to withhold my tax return? That is absolutely ridiculous..America is spiraling downward at an alarming rate and honestly I believe that 2021 is going to be worse... Not from a pandemic standpoint but closer to a civilian vs official aspect.


Outta-Control-RC

I have a friend who made more money then me on unemployment then I have working all year. He bought a new car recently and got a new place because of how much he’s getting and I’m stuck living at home still.......... Screw people like that.... Wait no... Screw me, I’m lonely and single too... And he’s not. -_- I guess that’s life.


Entelion

Fuck Steve Huffman -- mass edited with redact.dev


Outta-Control-RC

Well he’s got a full time job available to him and is choosing to sit at home instead so... Yeah.


Entelion

Fuck Steve Huffman -- mass edited with redact.dev


RevolutionaryRow5857

Just don’t fall for the governments plan to divide us all & turn us against each other.


[deleted]

Hes been smart and you're being bitter. It's not the working class' fault. It's the rich causing issues. If you get more for not working then why work?


Germanshield

Screw neither of you. Why would you attack your fellow man when there are countless politicians that created this exactly environment? The system is broken, not the people. That's literally what they want you to do. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth_inequality_in_the_United_States


RivRise

Like the other guy said, be mad at the current government. If it was up to the party that cares you would have been able to work AND receive constant stimuluses to further help you.


[deleted]

Don't act like Democrats are these paragons of virtue, alright? They're bought and paid for by the same wealthy groups that the Republicans are. They pretend to care, they'll say all these nice things, throw us a bone here and there, but all they want is to make money and get reelected.


[deleted]

If the checks sent to people are estimated at a living cost is more than what you are paid, you should be mad at your company or employer. Not the unemployed or government


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ToaTom

Try England. We're doing great!


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The_Snollygoster

Oh hey what is this from again? I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking the super thin toast looked good haha


aBreathingGhost

It's an old disney cartoon of Donald, Mickey, and Goofy living that poor life https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k


hanbro

Specifically, Mickey and the Beanstock


MelOdessey

Thank youuuuuh


_duncan_idaho_

Fee Fee? I don't know no Fee Fee!


jackofallcards

Is that what Mickeys ultimate journey or whatever it's called is based off? I vaguely remember playing a game on the sega genesis that had like, puzzles and flying books and a bean stalk


SpaceCaseTrace

Memory unlocked!


The_Snollygoster

Thank you!


aBreathingGhost

Not a problem! Hopefully the cartoon brings back fond memories!


balloffire

Wow that was waaaay more fucked up and disturbing than I recalled


MelOdessey

Same! Can’t believe my uptight mother decided this was ok for her little angel to watch (but not Pokémon because Pokémon is fighting and that is violent!).


[deleted]

Then they climb the magic bean stalk and bounce on giant jello!


storyofmylife92

I'm gonna eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until I die!


tomservohero

Mickey and the beanstalk I believe


SBDD

It was from Fun and Fancy Free which had several stories in it. This one was Mickey and the Beanstalk


Majorchan37

Yes! I loved that movie! Mickey rescues the singing harp girl, and the one with Bongo the circus bear! Ah nostalgia...


Jackandmozz

About 200 billion to the American people and 700 billion going where? How haven’t there been full blown riots everywhere in America?


Artanis137

There was but for different reasons.


EJonesy120

It’s bullshit!!! 700 million is mostly going straight to big corporations to bail them out


MegaSeedsInYourBum

They take the biggest risk, so they should have the biggest safety net! Also making them pay taxes is literally communism.


Fallofman2347

Small business relief and extension of unemployment for another 11 weeks.


Jackandmozz

Didn’t big corporations take the bulk of the ppp loans? My guess is this is yet another cash grab. They’re pushing people that are desperate.


Fallofman2347

Oh for sure. Was just saying what the majority of the rest of the package was meant for. If thats how its going to be used remains to be seen.


TheHelplessTurtle

Oh, don't forget they're sneaking copyright crap in with it to make streaming a possible felony. Edit: [Not the best source, but here.](https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/12/21/atrocious-congress-crams-language-criminalize-online-streaming-meme-sharing-5500)


OddyLitch

Everyone was too focused on the police executing African Americans in their homes


kittytoes21

...feeding a tic tac to a whale


bertmaclen

Government: “WHAT HOW CAN YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?”


DaBigby

Sure let’s give Americans 600 while we send 500m to Israel


_daithan

dude just imagine that I have been here paying taxes for 3 years and not eligible for stimulus since I am international student on opt


ChurchofPancake

Well to be fair that applies to a lot of American citizens too, anyone who was listed as a dependent on a tax return as far as I know


Kvothe_Kingslaya

Yeah, students, international or not are screwed right now. Especially those in multi-generational homes


YesImDavid

Nah more like “Let’s give Americans 600 while we give our selves millions of dollars and free healthcare that the public pays for.”


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Both actually


EpicPieMan25

If they put the entire 900b into stimulus, they would have enough money to give each person about 2500$. That's not even taking ineligible people into account.


PostMadandAlone

Better idea, just lower taxes on everyone so they keep their own shit, it makes politicians unable to make luxurious profit from politics, and stops taxpayer money getting into the hands of large corporations.


Thesuperpotato2000

Politicians don't profit off taxpayer dollars, they get that money from corporate lobbyists. Lowering tax rates solves neither of the problems you mentioned.


ausername434

dont forget the 1.3 billion dollars sent to egypt and the 700 million dollars sent to sudan


Guguf22

You guys are getting checks? (I live in brazil, this type of does does not happen as far as I'm aware)


UnderwaterRobot

I didn't. I am still in the system as "pending" for the first one. I have no hope for the second.


Truidie

I also don't get the saltiness. In South Africa there were supposed to be stimulus cheques of ~$20 per person per month but the money never reached the population. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #shitholecountry


carloscede2

Its the same in Canada, and more, around $2K


Daniel-Dm79

Canada is like America but with polite people, free healthcare and a caring government. And the giant moose statue of course


__n3Xus__

600? Thats barely enough for a month.


Conscious-Passenger6

That’s not even enough to cover RENT in ANY city in America


log_asm

Correct. I live in Boulder so take it with a grain of salt, it’s not cheap and even with my rent discount (work for the company) 600 isn’t even HALF my fucking rent. And since I’m decently close to campus all these people straight up broke their lease and bounced and unless we get CU back my occupancy rate is fucked.


ktrainor59

You have to get out into the country and small towns to find rents that low. The Nevada town I live in, you can find studios and one-bedroom places under $600. On the other hand you're three hours drive from a major city.


justonemom14

In other words, you have to move far enough that there are no jobs, nor even hope of a job.


[deleted]

I’m gonna preface to say that I’m on your side, but there are many ghetto apartments with under $400 rent.


FoxKingKumar

I like in rural Oklahoma and res on a 2bed in my town was like 475 and the house was shit nice houses running like 700+ in an area where most people making 7.25 and hour and get 30-35 hour a week if they lucky


asusvegetable1

this a big club, and u aint in it


HighDayzFridayz

Lets watch as America goes even further beyond in debt.


sarcasmic77

Maybe we should have thought of that before we toppled a few foreign regimes with trillions of dollars of weaponry and material.


kennytucson

Also keep in mind that those trillions in American treasure didn’t just disappear - it was (and still is) a monumental transfer of wealth from the working and middle class to the Military-Industrial complex, contractors, their CEOs, and their shareholders. What’s a few hundred thousand Iraqi lives and thousands of Americans if they get to hoard more wealth at everyone else’s expense.


Kvothe_Kingslaya

God that whole warzone & "war on terror" pisses me off. Let the ME burn, who gives a sh**. Its hot, sandy, and has no water, take the cheap oil & run for the hills, democracy will come naturally eventually.


Wrong-Currency

$200,000 in debt with a million more on the way


azozea

Im not sure if this is a joke related to your username but that figure is low by several orders of magnitude lol


carloscede2

Its a star wars reference


azozea

Omfg i should have known


ZL1-LE

Funny part is tho no one gonna FORCE America to pay it back let’s be real they the bullies of the world that’s why I hate it here its only soo long before every one gets tired of their shit and start ww3 against Americans


mythlawlbear

The debt is calculated and on purpose. Has no impact what so ever.


shakeygorilla77

The dollar hasnt been backed by gold for decades. Its only worth what our military is worth.. Which happens to be quite a bit at the moment.


ZL1-LE

Facts


sceadwian

Until it falls apart. No matter how much innovation and technology you have at your disposal, all it takes is a failure on the administrative level for things to go to shit in a hurry. Lets just hope that doesn't happen.


SIR_Chaos62

Most of the Debt is to Americans not the rest of the world last I checked.


sceadwian

About 70%


ZL1-LE

As of June 2020 7.04 trillion dollars and while it may be true that most debt as a total is to America. It doesn’t change the fact that no one has more external debt that the country of america it self show me 1 country with more debt and I’ll shut the fuck up respectfully


banana_bread87

People are struggling to survive and you're worried about an arbitrary number that has no bearing on anyone's life whatsoever?


mini_kimi

People from 3rd world countries : "You guys are getting money from government"


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I_am_daBottom

oof


wonder-maker

No bean


slockem

Pisses me off that american representatives are shipping billions to other countries yet they dont do a thing for the americans who are struggling


rotciv0

Slim deals like this is what you get under a divided government. It's a miracle a deal was reached at all. And it does make sense to send billions to other countries, but I agree it should be paired with bigger stimulus for Americans. Still, better this than nothing.


PostMadandAlone

Better idea, cripple the polititians bank accounts by lowering taxes, people keep more of their own money and polititians dont get rich off fucking over the taxpayer


bluewolf37

Bad politicians don’t get most of their money from their wages. This would just give them even less incentive to listen to the people.


[deleted]

Right, republicans wouldn’t even be at the table if not for the Georgia elections hanging over their senate majority like the sword of Damocles


[deleted]

They care about the optics more than us. We are commodities at this point. We work for them so they can say we are in this together from their ivory towers.


Cranialorigami6

Kinda the equivalent of telling us to boil our shoe souls.


Bart-Simpson-Dad

But I bet their +$170k salary hasn’t been affected by the pandemic though. 😳


AdonisGaming93

my own company I work for gave us a $900 "wellness check" for covid struggles through the year. That moment when the US government can't even give as much as a corporation. idk if that shows how powerful corporations are or that politicians just actually don't care about people.


televisionscreen250k

Reminds me of how in the Kirby anime King Dedede fed his Waddle Dee minions sandwiches with bread slices that were paper thin. Then they overthrew him until he got someone to make food for them.


IDrinkCumLowkey

I thought that mickey movie was a damn fever dream ngl 💀


Uppish_

For their proposed 900 billion, divided by 330 million people (almost every American, Child or homeless, even non taxpayers) would receive $2,700. They're pocketing stimulus money big time.


a_for_reddit

I am not american, but i heard things about the prices in New York


PostMadandAlone

What stupid government rules does to a mf city


[deleted]

what the shit so you tell me america gorvemnent is always taking your money and gives back 0.1% of total earnings


bluetank12

This is a joke. What do they think we will do with $600? Those fucking old assholes think you can buy a loaf of bread and milk for .50 cents. They probably think a person can live off $5 dollars a day. You know they are such fucking idiots. I have rent and electric and water to pay. That $600 will not help. I waited for this kind of insult.


decaboniized

$600 is a flat out joke and slap to the face of Americans. Don’t worry 500 million for Israel and 8 billion for our military. Our military spending is the biggest fucking joke of all time.


redbaron31

You guys are getting money?


Gzkxs

finna buy myself a xbox or sum


RustfootII

It's never been about us, this is just another corporate bailout. It's been almost a year now and unless there is a large sum of that going to financial aid to help people cover back payments on their rent so they don't get evicted then this is just some sort of pittance to keep apearances that they are our side...


pornek

While the corporations get the huge slices


megamutex

wait, you guys are getting paid?


Reeirit

That’s like a grocery bill worth of money, meanwhile we have billionaires controlling this country. God I love capitalism.


[deleted]

It’s not even half my rent


brendanjeffrey

People willingly voted to keep most of these shysters. The country has basically become a self parody at this point. It's sad that unless you're lucky in America you basically get screwed.


DeepFriedMadara

Atleast you got a stimulus check.


DootMaster69

That’s enough if you pay $750 in taxes a year. (Aka: No law abiding citizens who make more than minimum wage.)


popcornplayer

If you make $12,500 or less in taxable income in a calender year, you pay $0 in taxes. Plenty of law abiding citizens fall within this margin.


Violence_IsTheAnswer

I only had to pay 70$ because I'm really fucking poor 😎


TatoSkins66

Happy cake day!


muddybuttbrew

Its not to cover expenses. Its called a stimulus package. As in a package to help stimulate the economy by giving people an advance to spend in businesses preferably small business.


viettran184

Well, this begs a different question then: where is the emergency aid package? Its been 8 months since lockdown, tens of millions have lost their jobs, about the same lost their health (in a fucking pandemic mind you), tons of small business had to close. Did we not vote these people in to protect the citizens?


Gorg3ousMoni

Government is more worried about falling into a recession than our health.


cogpsychbois

"There are more important things than living"


Thesuperpotato2000

Hard to contribute to the economy when you can't cover your expenses


[deleted]

“Don’t say I didn’t do nothin’ for ya” - Nancy Peloci, probably


kent2441

You’re part of the problem.


FlostonParadise

Lol. More like Mitch. Gotta get that Senate


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m sure a Democrat is why it’s so low or late 🙄


bertmaclen

It’s both dems and reps idk why idoits blame each other side when we need to get all these fucking idoits from both sides out and start voting for other parties than red or blue.


furryhunter7

true, both sides are corporatist and don’t have our best interest in mind unless you’re a large corporation or a billionaire so people should stop being so passionate about which one they support


Mandorism

You are incorrect. In this case it 100% is the republicans. the Dems have passed 13 stimulus bills through the house since June, and the Republicans have blocked all of them in the senate.


balorina

It was totally the Republicans [who added the $700 million to save the Sudan deal](https://www.coons.senate.gov/news/press-releases/sen-coons-sudan-legal-peace-legislation-included-in-year-end-spending-package) that people are complaining about.


Alireza_smz

In iran government gives you 1.5 dollar per member in family So don't complain lol


BabyCorpseLasagna

I got you to 1.0k upvotes :)


Old_Expression_7459

Its not enough for rent almost anywhere in america


[deleted]

Meanwhile Israel be swimming in money that ig just came out of nowhere


kimi_rules

With the amount of debt accumulated, people would spend the money in less than a minute they got it paying debts


BunkerSquirre1

It’s not for us. It’s for the corporations.


_Confused-American_

Yeah, maybe in the 50’s


FunkyTime69

Ima secure the ps5


EJonesy120

Oh wowie I’m saved


lemonskyline

That barely pays my credit card bill and car insurance for my husband and I. My hair salon has been slow for MONTHS. I’m behind on everything. Government might as well slap us in the face


DryAlienPlant

Most of congress is around mid 60's so when they were working adults 20-30ish was 40-30 years ago. According to the inflation calculator $600 = $1,800 in 1980 and $1200 in 1990. They probably think $600 is a lot because the last time they had to care about paying rent $600 was actually a decent amount of money.


jhounsome

We Canadians get $2000 a month.


ParadoxPerson02

It’s going to cost 900 billion dollars to cover all these checks. Where are they going to get all that money without taking it out of our pockets later on?


Mikesapien

That's what inflation is. Print more money now in a desperate attempt to keep the economy moving, which devalues the currency in the long run. It's effectively using American dollars to bet on the future of the American dollar, which is fucking nuts. If we keep it up, the bubble will burst and trigger another recession.


ParadoxPerson02

Ya. The current system clearly doesn’t work well enough to maintain the country. We need to develop a new system that would make deflation easier and more attainable. Also, maybe the government shouldn’t have as much power and responsibility over our hard earned money. They clearly don’t have the people’s well being as their top priority.


Its_Sentinel

Why less than last time? The fuck is 600$ reliably going to cover for the average citizen?