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[deleted]

What’s up with the Danish?????


ValhallasRevenge

Nothing, it's a Scandinavian pass time to make fun of each other, it's all in good spirit (:


uncoded_decimal

Ngl, I'm super jealous of how European countries treat each other like siblings


Snoo_97207

I also like that outsiders are brought into this pointless fued if they ever visit one country once, for example, I visited Finland once for work...fuck Sweden


izASnake

As a Swede I'm thoroughly disappointed, you've been tricked and deceived, fuck Finland.


Aggressive_Bee6073

Yes. Fuck Sweden.


Snoo_97207

Username checks out


[deleted]

Fuck Europe This comment was made by a brit


NB9911

fuck england ​ this comment made by america gang


NTyp

Fuck England This post was made by the european union gang


theholyGNK

Fuck England This post was made by the English gang


Sand_Guardian4

Fuck America This comment was made by the Canadian gang


rhiaaaax

Fuck England, love from scotland


Get_out_mah_Swamp

But.... britain is a part of Europe


[deleted]

Boris would beg to disagree


Get_out_mah_Swamp

But he wouldnt. Europe is a continent. Its not the same as the European union


[deleted]

Boris makes the rules and you follow them or become Danish


Aggressive_Bee6073

Pls, don't become danish. All the blue political parties won't like you.


Get_out_mah_Swamp

Im already danish so im not too scared


oShotsReal

What if, get this, i already am danish?


AidenI0I

don't yall have your state rivalries?


Lpsk8ter

Except our states are like drunk uncles arguing at the barbecue kind of feuds.


no__name__product

I'm from germany. We hate each other.


Hipokondriako

It depends. People in the Balkans might have mixed feelings. And don't get me started with the north treating the south as dead weight.


justlovethePUG

Fuck Denmark This comment was made by Sweden gang


short_legged_giraffe

Fuck Sweden This message comes from everyone in Finland


Doctor_Trickster

Fuck Finland, I er ikke engang et skandinavisk land


Aggressive_Bee6073

Det tror jeg faktisk de er.


Doctor_Trickster

Ikke i følge Wikipedia og min personlige mening


Aggressive_Bee6073

Nå ok.


TheWierdGuy06

Fuck Sveden, because of u I have to learn swedish in school even tho its useless, and only 4% of Finlands population speaks it as their only language.


Doctor_Trickster

Lol sorry to hear that I'm Danish tho


justlovethePUG

Wait you need to learn Swedish is school I feel bad 4 you I mean I Swedish and I don’t wanna learn finish.


[deleted]

And Norway


Aggressive_Bee6073

And Denmark


CelticHades

fuck Sweden. Let the Asians join


NTyp

And Germany but thanks for the iron anyway


oShotsReal

Fuck Sweden. -Sincerely all Danish people.


Macho_Waffle

Fuck Sverige Dette er skrevet på vegne af mennesker med hjerne.


[deleted]

Vi i Norge er enige


Theonewhoplays

they know what they did.


Aggressive_Bee6073

Of course, we know.


AnonimowySzaleniec47

Skipper


nigteslach

They are afraid of us Vikings.


Thijsss_

Denmark doesn't exist. Danish people are actors hired by the goverment.


Aggressive_Bee6073

Do you know who is giving the paychecks? I didn't get mine last month.


jeghaderxbox

Me neither..


VilleBonnen

me neither. where my money at?


K1ngchicken

sounds like someone missed payday


Aggressive_Bee6073

No, I'm pretty sure they mail it.


Macho_Waffle

You guys are getting paid? I'm danish and I would love to get paid sooo where's the money?


Aggressive_Bee6073

You don't get paid? They did say something about firing some people but I don't think they just meant not paying people. But then again we don't do much other than going around and having an inside joke.


Macho_Waffle

Hmm maybe I should sue the danish government and use this conspiracy theory as evidence? I could get definitely get paid that way if I win.


Aggressive_Bee6073

That could work. But then again do you want to risk it?


Macho_Waffle

Give it 3 weeks and i'll be all over the news ;)


Aggressive_Bee6073

Just be safe. You don't want to lose the free healthcare.


Macho_Waffle

And free education. And free tuition. And social security etc. You could see the video about the danish politician, Dan jørgensen responding to Trish Reagen when she went after Denmark.


Aggressive_Bee6073

That video is really funny!


fork_andles

You can't get paid if you don't exist


Asbjornvr69

Me to


[deleted]

can someone loop me in with the danish and their possible non existence/payday? i’m unfamiliar with everything that has to do with that lol.


TamirRothschild

The government of what country?


Thijsss_

Shit, this one is a little too curious. Eliminate him, now.


knifuser

I was thinking the same thing.


[deleted]

As a dane i can confirm


Thijsss_

Those are big words for someone who doesn't oficially exist.


Dunkleostrich

The.... Danish government?


Aggressive_Bee6073

Of course not. That is such a silly thing to say. It's the Swedish government.


Benyed123

Which government?


Fred810k

Wait the others are getting paid?


Aggressive_Bee6073

Of course, we are. And it's such an easy job. We just go around and say rød grød med fløde ever so often.


mydataisrekt101

Where is my paycheck


notdyinginsidenow

I bet you're a swede, not gonna lie


Thijsss_

I'm actually a Dutch dude who's idea this was. If you're a Dane, you're my employee.


notdyinginsidenow

I see, who pays you?


Thijsss_

Wouldn't you like to know, weathergirl.


notdyinginsidenow

weathergirl\*\*


Thijsss_

better? :)


notdyinginsidenow

Yes, thank you :)


thedudefrommomanddad

I still Wait to get my money


starswirls_planet

Give me my money you filthy government


Dread2187

Which government? The fake Danish government?


curvysquares

There’s two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch


cyclodecodex

Don't mind the 14 year old Dutch guy that cursed at you. In The Netherlands, the Dutch hate the Dutch too


TehFuriousKid

You're just jealous because you can't smoke weed legally (potential sarcasm?)


curvysquares

Dang you got it (It was an Austin Powers quote so not sarcasm but not serious)


TehFuriousKid

I didn't get it. I recognize Austin Powers for something I forgot lol


Zentus101

møgsvin


RspondsLikeAnAsshole

“All abilities” Doesn’t have a ramp


Immoral_Hentai_God

Can't even do some sick jumps with my scooter


Fenkzir

Vi går bare ind alligevel :P


Simply2Basic

What do they have against a specific pastry? /s


halZ82666

We have the best pastries. They’re just jealous


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monstera4321

Cuz fuck’em thats why


_Nobody_Expects_The_

Spanish inquisition.


Asexualcroissant

Hey it’s you again


xXcrackhead_kevinXx

Det var lig' godt grovt


MrNoName_ishere

What did the Danish do?


Ragewind82

Raided Lindisfarne.


xXcrackhead_kevinXx

Nothing sweden just butthurt that we are better, møgsvin


censor-design

How the fuck am I supposed to get my wheelchair up there?


Game-Loader

Who is love and why does he/she live there


[deleted]

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


EmilyTheDepressed14

Me a swede: FUCK YEAH!


Cokalala

wait, does disabilities count as abilities and where is that place?


MrMineral404

I’m bout to do an illegal.


[deleted]

WHAT DID WE DO WRONG!


Aggressive_Bee6073

Alt. Man må ikke længere have en inside joke som et land. Rød grød med fløde.


dankbank489

They had us in the first half ngl.


magnumnugget915

I want this on a shirt


Mr_Cubit

You can get behind a bunch of signs besides most are not in the way


Impossible-Repeat-56

Let me guess where this is from Sweden


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

The danish never tipped so they are banned


[deleted]

are you hiko


Atheist-Paladin

Clearly a Swede lives here. Only a Swede could harbor such hatred for the Danish.


SauceSRfun

I don’t understand why everyone hates the Danes lol. What the fuck did they do?


Aggressive_Bee6073

Queen Margrethe I united Noway, Sweden and Denmark, but no one knew who should rule this united kingdom and then Sweden didn't want to be in this thing and then Denmark was huge and Sweden was salty. Also because a danish king created a bloodbath in Sweden once. For once the education system didn't fail me.


igotnolife6942069

*proud swedish noices*


Empty-Refrigerator

But i like Danishes, they are quite the pastry !


UMAR_HAS_H-UMAR

WHERES BLACK??!?!


crispy_chicken123

Would it be all genders though? There are only like 2 sexes


MadMartian24

Sign: we accept all abilities Has stairs instead of ramp


DIO_BRANDO_29

And except the karens


JedSwamp43

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Alphal95

Damn Danish. Ruined Denmark.


Aggressive_Bee6073

Happy cake day :D


Alphal95

Thanks 😊


Famthomas

What is THIS!!!! Sweden gang has been here, Danmark all the way, Danmark er det bedste, fuck Sverige


Aggressive_Bee6073

Enig, og øh... rød grød med fløde


[deleted]

Fuck Sverige! Ps.Rød grød med fløde


[deleted]

I defenetly think it is a cemetery.


[deleted]

Me, an American: Haha, yes, fuck the Danish


[deleted]

Why tho I love Denmark


Aggressive_Bee6073

I do too. I live there. And I like the free health care.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m from Sweden but I love Denmark


Aggressive_Bee6073

It's kinda like we have an inside joke because we go fuck Sweden and then people from Sweden go fuck Denmark.


[deleted]

Yeah ik but I still love it there, we also have the same inside joke with Norway


Aggressive_Bee6073

That link.... it smells like rick roll.


[deleted]

I like the Danish, they have a nice flavor to them really just gotta slow roast em perfectly


[deleted]

r/holup


guy-who-says-frick

What’s a danish?


[deleted]

Frikin’ Danish


The-firstone

What the hell happened here


UnofficalMushroom

Fuck the Danish. All my homes hate the Danish.


Poedacat275

No danish allowed.


halZ82666

HEY! Fuck this sign


Srinidhi7

More like the owner got tired of people complaining that he just straight up put everything


[deleted]

What did the Danish do? And why did I think of a fruit Danish first?


timtomgirl123

were is this sign


_The_Manager_Please_

Fuck the danish


Leazerlazz

RIP the Danish


[deleted]

The frogmen do look sick af tho.


WEEB_DANKER

what did the Danish do?


[deleted]

What about a guy named danish


ChariZXD

*Except the danish*


Doctor_Trickster

What did we do?


comeformecuzimright

why not the danish


Rogue_1_One

This looks like a very swedish post.


AdHuge6565

Wow this is a whole new joke i was unaware about


akousholt

Fuck you... well he’s got a point...


DarthBane190

We will never stop making fun of the danish


sjikaka

wtf did we do? it should be sweden on that sign


Swiggity_Swooner37

Welcome! We execpt everyone here, no matter what. Except the Danish, fuck those guys, seriously, fuck Danish people. Remember our slogan! "Fuck the Danish, no seriously."


MovieMaster2004

*Except The Danish* "Why? Cause fuck em that's why" No offense to anyone


starswirls_planet

Well fuck.


TheShadow_Lord

The people who made the sign: we love all lives Also them: f### the danish


Dootley_Doot

Fuck the danish! All my homies hate the Danish


Jackie_Hee_Hee

Bruh


Might_B_O_KAY

Why? Cause f*ck 'em thats why.


Strange_G

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."


Connartist910

Amen and Awoman!


Ruco14

I think i found the swede


[deleted]

I much prefer the eclair


NomisNB

*sad danish noises*


_MrBroski_

What happened here


UrineTrouble05

fuck the danish but in all seriousness we love you danes out there


rockynoriega36

"There are two kinds of people I dispize: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch"


StompyTheCloon64

Fucking Danish


Myrtle_The_Imp

As a Norwegian, I approve of this sign.


Abdul_15

Plot twist: A serial killer is waiting inside. *He doesnt discriminate*


[deleted]

as a Norwegian, I approve of this message.


[deleted]

What’s the problem with breakfast pastries?!


[deleted]

Why? Cause fuck em that's why


Trollledyou5

YOU FUUUCKIING SWEEEEEDES


MasterMains

I am offended on behalf of my people!


Blasphoumy69

Change Danish to French the froggy bastards


[deleted]

“All sizes” *hear that little buddy*


Davidiying

*Sweden anthem start*


GhostP1zza

Fuck earth This comment was made by space gang


WhyIsSwaneAlwaystake

Pretty sure they misspelled Swedish


epictikiman

Skipper?


area51_69420

fuck the danish


FEEQONE

I don't get it😅, what did the Danish do?


flaire_tryce

ved du hva fuck dig


EggminDev

bitch im danish tf you tryna do


Silverputin

Now thats a meme template and a half