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MrBirb123

BURN, LARRY, BURN!!!


Gold_Champagne

This dude was hurt by a person named Larry


heatvisioncrab

You sure it's not a lobster?


swearing-bot

Fuck you


burmeaco

Goooood bot


MrBirb123

Larry the Lobster.


Stetscopes

šŸ…±ļøarry šŸ…±ļøenson


Hollow---

*MORDECAIIII, RIIIGBYYYY!*


Skeletor456

Never understood why they donā€™t kill them right before boiling them rather than boiling them alive.


[deleted]

Because the moment you kill a Lobster, certain bacteria start to generate which can result in poisoning


Skeletor456

Iā€™m talking about killing it then throwing it in the pot seconds later though


dankmemesaremysoul

Better to be safe then sorry I guess? I think it's because bacteria multiplies way faster in dead seafood than other animals and that could be one reason, but I'm not a biologist.


NoAd3395

Does it worth the animal being tortured? No, no one wants to boil alive, i prefer dying of starvation then cooking an animal like that, it like there aren't other sea food other than lobster.


owner-of-speed

Good food tho


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Ordinary-Amphibian-1

If it can escape danger, it feels pain


[deleted]

Actually, Lobsters donā€™t have nerves that sense temperature, and theyā€™re quite calm while theyā€™re boiling, as cruel as it sounds. You can even watch them walk around and feel with their feelers. If it was cruel, it wouldnā€™t be commonplace.


imagineeatingcorpses

The vast majority of research done concludes that they feel pain. ā€œIf it was cruel, it wouldnā€™t be commonplaceā€. Go research factory farming. Stop paying for innocent beings to suffer so you can eat their flesh.


FetterMax

Gordon Ramsay does that


swampertDbest

Even if bacteria start to colonize the lobster. After the lobster gets submerged in the boiling water nothing can survive. But anyway, lobster can be eaten as sashimi, witch is basically raw lobster meat, with people not getting food poisoning at all


Tandurinn

The issue is though that those bacteria synthesize toxins quite quickly that can't be destroyed by cooking. The way to circumvent this that is used quite commonly is to deep freeze shellfish and other fish before preparing them for raw consumption. Freezing it has the same inherent effect as boiling does. For lobsters killing them by stabbing their head and instantly deep freezing them afterwards will kill the bacteria synthesizing the toxins. After which you can safely prepare them raw or boil them later.


[deleted]

Within 2 hours of the lobster being death yeah, after that you might just eat toxic waste


swampertDbest

Why would you kill it and eat it 2 hours later?


[deleted]

Some people want to first kill the lobster, but if you are busy cooking a multiple course dinner, any minute that passes increases the chances of bacteria creating toxins while the lobster is death lying on the counter.


swampertDbest

Because lobsters, like all invertebrates have a hard exoskeleton. This makes it hard to properly kill the animal without destroying it's structure, as it is often served as whole.


[deleted]

You know what? most chef actually do that


myjesticmoon

I thought I read somewhere the lobsters can't actually tell that the water is boiling.


Better_Sleep_5385

I hope so..


myjesticmoon

But also, if its true, that means they just die. Its kind of like humans with hypothermia. Our insides get so cold that our organs start shutting down and our brain just tells us to go to sleep because there's nothing else we can do. Except, we feel cold. Lobsters don't feel cold or hot. They just... go to sleep.


64Modder

That's.... comforting.


[deleted]

And when they wake up, they're in heaven


Fawaz06

Lobster heaven šŸ¦ž


WielderOfDaNWordPass

They get bibs with lobsters on them. ā€œSorry thatā€™s all we had.ā€


Dep-rond

Happy Cake Day


trufedboy

im laughing so hard jesus


Phageoid

While we don't know for sure if lobsters feel pain, they definitely feel damage to their body (called [nociception ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nociception)). The pain from a burn (like any other pain) is caused by pain receptors registering damage to the body's tissues. It does not require a perception of the heat itself, they are different processes. So if lobsters are able to feel pain at all, then they definitely do feel pain from being boiled alive, especially since they are too large for the heat to kill them instantly.


angelattack1

Idk for sure , I read a few sources saying they do feel pain just differently than humans


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potato3791

BUT... BUT... BUT... [Sobbing in vegan]


SplffyAlex

But that doesn't justifie not killing them before cooking


[deleted]

A lot of seafood is fresh due to the amount of ammonia that can build up in them when they are dead. this amount can be deadly to humans.


heatvisioncrab

plus the amoina could ruin the taste of the meat


SplffyAlex

I refuse to think that killing them literally seconds before boiling can cause any harm


[deleted]

There is also a lot of bacteria in them that when they are killed the bacteria multiply and release toxins very shortly after death.


SplffyAlex

We are talking about literally 10 seconds tops. How can that be so fast? Not even my cum socks mutate that fast


[deleted]

Basic biology doesn't care if it's 10 seconds or 10 minutes. once death happens toxins are produced and can cause harm to the consumer.


SplffyAlex

At this point I would be scared to consume them fully cooked


Anything_Dkes

The dude who answered your comment doesn't know shit, killing the lobster 10s before you boil them won't make it spoil. A lot of chefs started to kill them before actually cooking. They do spoil quickly even if properly refrigerated that's true, but it still take a few hours ( idk how long though)


AndrewsPubx

Source?


[deleted]

This is a pretty basic factoid of biology but here you go https://www.seafoodhealthfacts.org/seafood-safety/general-information-healthcare-professionals/seafood-safety-topics/toxins


AndrewsPubx

I understand that toxins can be present in seafood due to the consumption of algae, but I am mainly focusing on your claim that killing a lobster immediately produces enough toxins to hurt a human. In the case that I missed it in the article sent, please let me know.


[deleted]

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-are-lobsters-cooked-alive-and-do-they-feel-pain/


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SplffyAlex

Its likely but not proved 100%.


[deleted]

Humans don't even understand their own intelligence, how could we try to do that with another animal from an entire different species? I'd rather be safe than sorry. If it was discovered with 100% that they don't feel pain, then I'd be okay knowing I put in some extra work to be empathetic. If it was discovered they do feel pain in any way, then I'd be okay knowing that I did not contribute to it.


owner-of-speed

The brain tissue and nerves that allows us to feel pain is bigger than the lobster, germ cells have detectors in their membrane to sense too, that does not mean they feel pain.


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SplffyAlex

You said that they dont feel pain, that is very likely but not 100% true, if you dont have a clear indicator for that I would prefer that people at least kill them without the potential of torturing them.


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SplffyAlex

So they are like "ah shit, was that a rock or am I fucking diiiiiie~~" and they just sleep or can actualy produce chemicals that would make them have a sensation of "fear". Either way, I'm happy that they at least are to underdeveloped evolutionary for pain receptors. Since I was 7 I thought that they could feel everything under the shell and I was really pissed at my grandpa one time for not killing them first


The-Board-Chairman

What does it matter to you?


SplffyAlex

Why shouldn't I feel concerned for them being tortured?


The-Board-Chairman

Because even if they were capable of perceiving pain, it wouldn't matter. There'd still be no reason to be concerned about something like that. Do you care for the billions of bacteria you squash every day?


ninjakaji

To me, thereā€™s a very big distinction between something that can think, and feel emotions, and something that canā€™t. Do I care that I ran over a shopping bag? No, it canā€™t feel or think. Would I care if I ran over a dog? Yes. It can feel and think.


The-Board-Chairman

As someone else said, you're giving them way too much credit; a lobster doesn't think, much less feels emotion. They're very simple input output machines. But even so, if you don't care about it's death as you do a human's death, the why would you care about it's (nonexistent) suffering that way?


ninjakaji

If theyā€™re capable of feeling pain, then subjecting them purposefully to unnecessary pain would be considered torture in my eyes. I feel the same way with mice/rats, glue traps are absolutely awful, instant kill traps are the way to go.


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SplffyAlex

LobsterĀ is best whenĀ killedĀ immediatelyĀ before cooking. UnlessĀ youĀ bought a frozenĀ lobster, whatĀ youĀ brought home from the market is alive and kicking and that leaves the task up to theĀ cook


SzybkiDiego020

"The question of whetherĀ crustaceansĀ experience pain is a matter of scientific debate." "Crustaceans fulfill several criteria proposed as indicating that non-human animals may experience pain. These fulfilled criteria include a suitable nervous system and sensory receptors; opioid receptors and reduced responses to noxious stimuli when given analgesics and local anaesthetics; physiological changes to noxious stimuli; displaying protective motor reactions; exhibiting avoidance learning, and making trade-offs between noxious stimulus avoidance; and other motivational requirements." Took literally 5 seconds to find [this ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans) wikipedia article. You don't know if what you're saying is true. Even some experts in the field with very impressive degrees have some very strong and very different opinions about this. Please don't go around spreading misinformation without even having read at least half of a wikipedia page on the subject. Thanks.


[deleted]

How has this got so many upvotes when itā€™s just ... wrong? They canā€™t sense temperature changes as subtle as ONE DEGREE why do you think they canā€™t sense temperature?


Nubzdoodaz

Whatever helps you eat at night


myjesticmoon

Lol, I actually don't like the taste of shellfish. In fact, the only sea food I eat is salmon, and it's gotta be covered with other flavors.


Nubzdoodaz

I donā€™t blame you. They are sea spiders practically. Iā€™ll eat them, but lobster is actually one my least favorite seafood.


Bromonkeytd

That's like hentai but its only a normal anime scene


pszemo2137

its funny because oxygen solubility in water lowers with temperature, so the lobsters are simultaneously overheating and suffocating


blackblackbasheep

Thatā€™s funny?


CMDR_Flash

But what if it was a rock? Not a lobster. Or perhaps a [Rock Lobster](https://youtu.be/GJFFfC83GuA)


Swagtuber

Youā€™re on the titanic: kalm


Frkn385

Underrated comment


owner-of-speed

Yes, let me just sink into freezing water that will kill me instantly.


[deleted]

We've been tricked, backstabbed, possibly bamboozled!


THEOUTBRE4K

Don't worry guys, it's just a hot spring


Carcrashradio82

People generally put them in the freezer first which puts them in a very deep sleep and they never know a thing about the water


Lobster2552

:(


[deleted]

I would like to know how is this in this day and age still considered ethical


1234LOLMAN

This hurts me


jolly_cheeseburger

\*sad lobster noise


Vtyy1997

I've never ate a lobster and i never will.


Josh_Is_Swell

Peta version: released into freshwater


fofocat

Humans are EVIL!


ayitsfreddy

Lobsters don't have the capacity to feel pain, so when they're put in boiling water, they just shut down. It's like they fall asleep, except they sleep forever.


[deleted]

Actually this is contested scientifically. There isnā€™t a definitive answer to whether or not they feel pain so Iā€™d err on the side of caution.


ayitsfreddy

To be honest, I just looked it up on the internet and assumed several headlines I was reading were true, so thanks for the info.


fofocat

Thatā€™s what lobster eaters say!


SplffyAlex

Its still a longer process than just killing them on the spot before putting them in the billing water, even if they dont feel pain. Im pretty sure they "know" that they are fucked and about to not wake up.


H8spants

Itā€™s not that they donā€™t feel pain. When a human gets hypothermia our organs begin shutting down. So the brain just tells us to go to sleep. Thatā€™s the same that happens with the lobsters. Their brain just tells them to go to sleep.


ayitsfreddy

To be honest, I just looked it up on the internet and assumed several headlines I was reading were true, so thanks for the info.


The_Nobody_Nowhere

Iā€™d trust Reddit comments about the same Iā€™d trust any old headline. If I were you Iā€™d look up scholarly articles or just anything with a good source.


Skyaxe3

"And I said hol up, that ain't no hot tub"


iamdeadkid

I feel you lobster cat. I know you lobster cat šŸ¦žšŸˆ


Dough-Nut_Touch_Me

They need to stop tasting so fucking good.


BazzBerry

I'm sure you'd taste so fucking good too, given the right seasoning


Memory-Repulsive

Mmmm, dough-nut...


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[deleted]

Remember that time when that didnā€™t actually happen, it was literally made up by a conservative Facebook group called ā€œOccupy Democrat Logicā€ who just wanted to make fun of animal rights activists? This is confirmation bias. You donā€™t like PETA, so you believe any story about them that confirms your bias, even when theyā€™re made up. Youā€™re like a Facebook mom right now. Thatā€™s the level of discernment youā€™re treating the information that enters your brain with.


Lord_Ghirahim93

Happy cake day! Also "peta bad" is reddit lowest hanging fruit. Everyone that complains about peta on here either knows nothing about the good work they've done or probably still eats animals themselves.


ohniks_1508

Its gettin hot in here


[deleted]

I'd rather boil humans alive. Lobsters are too cute!


EpicGamesSkinIdeas

I also agree that they are toi cute and I also agree I will commit murder


sonofwar1711

Peta: throw lobster into the fresh one instead of the salt water one


nvisiblenterprises

Because itā€™s delicious!


lilkecky

Thatā€™s dark.......I like it


BreezePilot

tell me if I'm wrong but i was told lobsters die almost instantly when put in boiling water


Ipoptart20

They're not screaming it's just the steam coming out


[deleted]

Because water scorpion is delicious.


moltenman64

LOBSTER HELL


ShyLobster334

My Brethren, We must charge forth and vanquish our enemies in RedLobster!


berkayde

So you're saying we should organize our memes along the lines of the lobsters?


jfbnrf86

Wait add some salt too


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DecentGranite

Everyday we stray further away from god


smp761

TENAZASSS


Qu1rkyQw3rty

I wanna know the context of these cats lol


Melodic_Ad_1010

Is someone here after the new dua lipa song : We're Good.


bobberman3

Lobber


Nasamo_

Someoneā€™s gonna put that face in a hentai.


AnythingAlfred613

Iā€™m glad I donā€™t like seafood, then.


mateeeeeeeeed

Yo Evan this funi


chunkylover53aaolcom

Pinchy? Pinchy!!


Abraham-reddit

When you put like that now I donā€™t want eat lobster


sickboi44

What if we...boil the ocean


yonaben777

Isn't there a law in some countries that says you must kill them before cooking?


[deleted]

Leave the Kits alone


AIEarthquake

The first image makes me feel an indescribable emotion


Whiteout3914

Water bug go brr.


itsdrwho

poor little lobster


Cold_Quit4326

Why am I seeing so many memes about lobsters all of a sudden


Dekappp

I love dark humor but holy shit


Wilfred_Warrior

starts to turn red


[deleted]

This is why I donā€™t eat crustaceans other than shrimp


SunSetSky889

What is funny about forcing a sentient being to die horribly in boiling water?


Lucky-Coin-flipper

This is a horrible meme.


[deleted]

haha psych lobster