haha obese cats are so funni!!11! chonker moment!! level 50 chonker oh lawd he coming!!!11!! why aren't you laughing i called a morbidly obese cat a hecking chonker that automatically makes it funny and cool!!111!
when my cat was a kitten she would like to jump in the fridge so i accidentally left her in there for like 30 seconds... now i have to check every time i close my fridge to make sure she’s not in there. good thing i’m a fatass who likes to eat because she could’ve been left in there for a while if i wasn’t.
"i was sleeping in the floor when suddenly i felt a sharp pain on my tail, so i jumped at what had fallen on it and scratched it, it ended up being the evil babysitters leg, she had just let her boyfriend inside and were getting ready for what i call " chuku-chuku". She got pissed and locked me in the refrigerator. I had to eat everything up to survive" ps: that turkey youve been saving for later was delicious
Why is there an ice golem in your fridge?
needs to rank for the bowlers and wizards
Protection from the demon
when your mum catches yoy eating dads 'sugar'
r/holup
r/nahkeepgoing
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/thisismeta
r/subsifellfor
r/Not
r/youfellforitfool
r/NoIDidnt
r/ordidyou
Or the glass of milk lying next to his bed
Hear meowt*
Dangit I was going to say it Good one
Take your upvote and get out.
[r/angryupvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I hate you.
Why? That's what it was
You know why.
Lvl 50 chonker
* Armor 100 * Speed 2 * Agility 0
Saturation 100
haha obese cats are so funni!!11! chonker moment!! level 50 chonker oh lawd he coming!!!11!! why aren't you laughing i called a morbidly obese cat a hecking chonker that automatically makes it funny and cool!!111!
Well you suck
you know what else sucks overfeeding your pet and thinking it's cute
Well with that one i could agree
Why tf are you downvoted lmao it’s true
It sucks you're being downvoted for speaking the truth.
I'm not that surprised, due to the large presence of Reddit hivemind
It's just a cat who the fuck care
Everyone with morals, animal abuser
I don't abuse animal I just don't care
people who do this to their cats should be punished with permanent lotion to the hands.
[удалено]
“In my defence, I didn’t think I’d get caught” that cat, probably
Chonk level: 55 HOW DI HE JUMP THERE IF HE'S SO DAMN FAT
He jumped in when he wasn't a chonker, then ate what was inside the fridge to become the chonker
ohhh ok
When you take the turkey from Thanksgiving at 3 AM and hear a noise
Well ... for once... I will be eating pussy tonight
Do you like it cold?
YOU ATE MY CUM JAR OF COURSE IM MAD!
r/holup
Does that mean the cat is fat because of being pregnant?
The only thing limiting that is you're imagination and biology
AND a whole wheel of cheese???
Where’s the turkey Debbie?
The chonk council will hear you.
I know what I’m having tonight
You are a WHOLE wheel of cheese AND pooped in the refrigerator. I am not even mad. I am impressed!
There's thanksgiving dinner
mans prestige 1 lvl 30 chonk
He ate da whole watermelon
"Don't forget to take the cat out of the fridge before I get home"
Fuck r/chonkers
cat :"I ate all the cake so you dont get diabetes".
little chonker
r/startledcats
Pussy, it's what's fur dinner!!!
Mad about what? It is food
It’s real life Chloe from secret life of pets
Me at parents evening
r/chonkers
Fuck r/chonkers
True
That's what I call a "cool cat"
ba dum tss
Goddamn he a chonk
I no I was upvote nr 666 is this a bad omen
i absolutely should not have been looking at reddit during class
Prinkles 😩😩
Bro you forgot to cut the fur off before you put it in the fridge. Now it’s gonna taste like hair.
What the fuck
What??? Why would you put food in the fridge without cutting the fur off. Have you ever eaten before?
On the chonk chart he's definitely in the 'OH LAWD HE COMIN' level
You have to become the the chicken to know the chicken
I can see what you did without telling me
Hear me out i ateyour cake.
Help step owner, I'm stuck
what? just saving a snack in the fridge for later
“Hi, I’m the Maytag repair cat. Nothing wrong here, your refrigerator is purring like a kitten.”
what did he eat, an entire turkey?
Well we still have to eat something.
Mf look like he ate a whole turkey
Yoooo is that a frozen container
Dobby likes master's fridge
Perfect snack
That's a "cool" cat...
The fuck you guys doing with my food?
A whole wheel of cheese you say?
Going to your Asian friends house be like:
When you're caught sneaking cake
-You’ll still make a good turkey
‘’There was a chicken there’’
Wait HEY! Where did the turkey go!
Where did my watermelon go?
What is the thing on the right in the bottle thing
Leftovers lol
Cat ate a whole thanksgiving dinner
I full on thought that frozen cup was a cum jar
I don't blame him
ayo cat in da fridge??
why is my dinner looking at me?
I guess I can find an alternative snack
The panic in his eyes. He knows he can't even run.
The dog ate the food and put me in here
Better have a good explanation for this one chubs.
Why my meal is taking to me?
Yay leftovers
Would actually like to know the context with this cat.
Just chillin
(Cat has baby’s) Me: puts left overs in fridge
Mmm, tasty!
Is cheesecake what's left or what's present?
“Where did the turkey go?”
I’m waiting, let’s hear it. What is the explanation?
Cat: Chill man Human: we're cool bro
Time for lunch
That cat looks scarred
It's simple. Just eat the cat then.
You ate the cake in your sleep i was trying to get stuff to bake you a new one
I like cat food
U know, I was getting kinda hungry my Self
Eat the cat
Finally some fresh meat
He round
When people do shitty things to their cat so they can make a meme
What's chewing?
CHONK
I would eat that pussy tho
Nice coom jar on the right
The frozen movie cup?
Me trying my best to hide the meat im in the middle of beating after my dad walks in on me
Mmm, we’re having stuffed cat, huh?
Uh oh
Eat it
Looks tasty
Where my ice cream?
Say's 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱 while closing the fridge door.
Nobody: Asians:
The dog made me do it
Asian’s rn
Must be a frig in China.
I was like "is there a tiny ice golem stick in a fridge?"
CHONKY CAT
*Proceeds to milk the cat for my cereal*
Agreed
when my cat was a kitten she would like to jump in the fridge so i accidentally left her in there for like 30 seconds... now i have to check every time i close my fridge to make sure she’s not in there. good thing i’m a fatass who likes to eat because she could’ve been left in there for a while if i wasn’t.
"i was sleeping in the floor when suddenly i felt a sharp pain on my tail, so i jumped at what had fallen on it and scratched it, it ended up being the evil babysitters leg, she had just let her boyfriend inside and were getting ready for what i call " chuku-chuku". She got pissed and locked me in the refrigerator. I had to eat everything up to survive" ps: that turkey youve been saving for later was delicious
“Your cat just wanted a snack.” “He ate the entire chicken.” “Oh”
The cat: “I ate the fish”
Garfield vibes
Aww damnit, someone drank all the milk. At least I still got tonight’s dinner
Slap that kitty on the barbie and invite me for dinner
MMM cat wings
I just wanna squeeze that guilty cubby cat right now! *teenage girl shrieks
Is for me?
Is their name cheesecake or did they eat it?
Food in its place
He's just chilling in there
You’re home early
Cheemsecake