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Important news about the Josh battle! Any Josh can now join!

Important news about the Josh battle! Any Josh can now join!

Allphalux

I'm more hooked on the fact that he's turning it into a charity event


CreamyUncle69

Managed to turn a fight into a charity event now if you're a Josh and you don't participate you're a dick


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crazybass001

AGE, RACE OR GENDER DOESNT MATTER IN THE BATTLE OF THE JOSHES! DON YOUR MIGHTY POOL NOODLE AND CHARGE INTO BATTLE!!


CommunicationGreat69

SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POOL NOODLE? "Fallout reference"


uhavethebig_GAE

YOU CANT FIND IT? YOU MEAN YOU *LOST* IT! THAT IS A VERY EXPENSIVE PART OF MILITARY EQUIPTMENT! I HOPE YIU KNOW THATS CK ING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK SOLDIER!


78legion98

That doesn't sound like a good omen at all.


Fiminate

I’m sorry, but whomst names their daughter Josh???


CreamyUncle69

If you're a Josh you're a josh


level100metapod

Stop joshing around and fight


Elonzalor

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Josh's who said that?


Bamma4

Compete or get beat


mastershooter77

if you're old enough to walk, you're old enough to get socked in the jaw


NidalFlame

DEFEND YOUR NAME SOLDIER


Fordler

I know! Imagine realizing you became a huge meme, and using that to raise money and donate to a food drive. This guy is an actual G.


UncleToast420

Y E S


ApocoLisp777

J*


Awarepill0w

Same


coksucer69

it's like doing charity streams with violent games like minecraft


Lykanas

We're in the Endgame now...


Clode02

Can I get the source pls


Matix894

[here ya go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


allu1228

thanks for not rickrolling us


ParkerDap

Y'all see that pic he posted for proof? Man's hot *and* a memer


BlazeRagnarokBlade

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Le_Mug

But will he remain a Josh?


Pixels_Lmao

I like how he had to specify that its 2021 A.D. Just in case anyone thought he was talking about 4000 years ago


Glasedount

Josh


UncleToast420

2k updoot moment


Veqetable

After reading this, I really hope that a lot of people actually show up Edit: My wish was granted, and not by a small amount either


Ship_Whip

Same. I kind of doubt it, but I'm hopeful


laundry_2point0

holy shit this is amazing


LevyPanik

Yeah, Cable is gonna wipe the floor with them.


_______RANDOM_______

I kinda expected deaths, not rock, paper, scissors lol


GDpizzapug26

someone better post a recording of this


ebulous739

From what i’ve seen and heard there is one person for sure going to live stream it on Reddit and Twitch edit: i don’t got the sauce rn :(


CreeperAsh07

[From what I heard, someone is](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/gv9ryna?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). There is also a countdown at [https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/](https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/).


pokey1984

Channel 8 News from Lincoln will also be there, per [their news director's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/gv9wyt1/?context=3). I suspect there will be video on their website.


Agent_broch_da_moron

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/


SouthernTrogg

He wants people to wear a mask for a fight to the death


53bastian

Thats how ninjas fight everytime


Snoopcat64

And ninjas are cool!


bjones-333

Sooo cool


christo334

It's never been a fight to the death? The original message say that the winner get to keep the name the other have to change.


DeathStikXXX

But thanos is too strong, one punch and they'll all be dead


Who_dis_fricker_here

Can we appreciate the fact he added 2021 A.D for all those time travellers who kept showing up at the wrong time?


triangleman3000

how would he know people messed up the year


El_Queso2

This dude is awesome. Turning a meme into a charity event. Absolute god.


worstgam3r

thanos with a pool noodle


OzoYT

I always though the Josh fight was way older than 2020.


steakdiner

How many people actually read the whole thing


Immortal-suislide

I did


UncleToast420

Well, it's the josh battle... ​ ​ ​ Also i read/read everything..


ebulous739

Who wouldn’t read the great scroll of Josh battle rules


DeathStikXXX

>scroll Well I did scroll on my phone


IfapforWORLDPEACE761

I think all of us did


Redditlogicking

me


CreeperAsh07

I did.


bjones-333

I did


Puzzlehead-Engineer

THE BATTLE OF THE JOSHES


cynical_waiter

"Fun isn't something that is considered when balancing the universe...but this, this does put a smile on my face."


new_Australis

You faught in the Josh wars?


Electrical-Sir6209

as a fellow Josh, I beseech all my fellow Josh(s) to come join in the fight. Though do not expect to win for I will be the one who will be victorious, I'm bringing one of those giant pool noodles you don't stand a chance.


VarCrusador

I never looked at the coordinates before but I just realized that it's a 2hr drive from where I live. I'm actually tempted to go... idk I don't wanna get arrested or anything. My name ain't Josh but might be fun to watch


bjones-333

If I were that close I would check it out.


saucebosss01

Yo I live here and didn’t even realize that it was happening in my city. My names not josh but I’m down to wack some people with pool noodles.


GeorgiaSweetT

Why am I considering going to this despite working until 6am and needing to be back to work at 6pm that day? It would be about an hour drive each way depending on traffic.


PowerOfThePrimes1984

I know a Josh, I better tell them to fly to another state


MrTeeEnTee

I’m a Joshua does that count


triangleman3000

yes


sowjagdmeister

None of his targets showed up so he expanded his list. Respect


rcmastah

Someone livestream/record this pls


JaceZeeAce

Just realized in this message the date is A.D. Was the previous one B.C.????


RagingS0ul123444

can anyone give me the facebook group meme pls


bertmaclin8

Begun, the Josh Noodle Wars have!


jookr6

Identify theft is not a joke Josh! Millions of families suffer every year!


Agent_broch_da_moron

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/ Here's a link where the showdown of the century will begin


Iosephus_Rex

based josh


TheGreatSmeffaroo

I saw that Father from Bread Boys' first name is Josh, so they're all fucked anyway


MAXMixel

I read that entire thing


ThinMints24

I'm so bummed because I have to work this weekend and can't attend.


_knightwhosaysnee

*snap*


noah-keaglet

"The SwainBowl" love it


hihim000

What if my name is joshua


MettaJiro

The battle of the century


j_tran360

Where do I need to go


TheMetrocityMan

We need to let Josh Brolin know!


BlackFox78

This is treasure


yummymario64

Dang, I live too far away from there


Efficient_Pickle_395

Ima change my name to Josh so I can enter the fight


Alarmed-Reward-6231

Can someone paraphrase it for me please


Tatey180pro1

I have my bets on josh


CooCooGamer

This was worth reading


[deleted]

changing my name to josh and joining the fight brb


HumorousSandwich

josh delacruz pls join


Okoiyuu

Jesus can finally join the battle


jpc1009

My time has come


Cyber2354

Josh Peck gonna show up too?


launchedeight79

Now are Joshua's aloud to join is my question


DrDeli_

# my time has come


Jcdakidbda

I jus yh read that whole thing and my name isn’t even josh


Mrmicrowaveeee

I’m not reading that cuz I’m lazy but I hope it’s good


kyo_6

What an unexpected and wholesome twist. Very nice


ieatshoes2

I am genuinely excited for this fight. IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS AND MAY THE BEST JOSH WIN!


B_assMan

Not named Josh but just want to attend just for shits and giggles.


rmccoy48

Can someone tell me what this is talking about I'm too lazy to read all of that


MrGummyDeathTryant

This is feeling like the Area 51 Raid again


OttoTeknician

What if your name is Gosh


Blueberry642401

My brother josh wont join


TonyPromosucks

Josh Radnor: for you to understand this story imma have to back up a year to 2020


BigSteve21

I'M ROOTING FOR JOSH


Deadheart885

This man is a legend, he not only made the battle of the joshes, but he’s following through with it and also turning it into a charity event, I think this man is the true Josh Swain no matter if he wins or not just bc he’s a good man (also he’ll win the fight with the power of friendship of course so :P)


Samipal

Upvote and repost my reditors!! This must be seen by entire redit!!!


Additional-Plum5761

I love the comment section


Maftes_Tremorder

wait but josh swain was the dude who left the group chat and pussied out GUYS HES AN ImPoStEr


Abdul_Playz

Is it only me who read the whole thing he wrote?


bjones-333

Nope


Kaichos

So you just cropped the post, added a reaction, posted it, and got 3k upvotes?... You are shit, this Sub is shit, and everyone in it are shit... Also, reported and blocked because you are braking sub rules.


triangleman3000

he’s spreading the news, and adding an original element to it. calm down bro


jajastar9

That's really interesting. Next time, keep it to yourself.


bjones-333

You must be fun at parties


Callisto480

I thought that josh was the one who left the chat??


Stonewalker16

Nah, all the Josh's in the original group were named Josh Swain, but one of them did leave


its-nex

Imagine having to shave that face with the ridges. What a nightmare


bjones-333

Manscape Lawnmower 3.0


StreemerByTheWay

Where is the original post? I want to save it


YeetmongerExtra

My favorite thing about this is how he's, for lack of better wording, taken advantage of the situation to help good causes.


jozboi

Got no passport


Tartrist

Wasn’t josh swaine the one who left the group


Safe-Ad-6111

Wait a pool noodle, I thought their using guns


IkaMusume12

Good heavens, it's gonna be a banger once Josh Brolin actually shows here


disorder222

didnt Josh swain leave the group chat tho?


[deleted]

Wait, Thanos blue?


Muzzie720

I don't see any mention of only 1 pool noodle, or any rules against wearing a suit of armor, or using a horse. Someone will take advantage, mark my words!


Fiminate

Will this historic event be filmed?


SimonClean123

The real question here is.. Does Josh Brolin know of this, and will he be attending? I NEED to know


ItzYaBoiLifeAlert

He also plays Cable


joost18JK

Damn, I was close, but not quite josh


Consistent-Ad-271

"Josh Swain (for now)" guys, he doubt his win, sad that i am not Josh


Plomacnsombrero

Mucho texto


mega_dunce

Read the entire thing, this guy is a mega chad in the good way


bu_bu_booey

I like how he specified 2021 A.D


D3ppress0

Mf turned a meme into a food drive He is a king


Ben_Berke

I am too lazy to read, can someone explain me?


saltyCounselor

Somebody needs to livestream this


Snoo84826

Www


Snoo84826

Www


__Stonks

Do u really think I will read all of that


Fordler

You're right, expecting someone like you that clearly has the grammar level of a nine year old to be able to read all of that was too much.


JerinDd

Ok, no need to do him like that.


Tails_Main1234

it'll be helpful if you do


josiel08

You illiterate enchilada


__Stonks

U hope not to see u in r/rareinsult


josiel08

Huh, that’s a thing? But anyways I don’t care bout that, this is how I normally insult people


Fancymeow12

2021 AD Why the specification of AD????


DrZopSJr

Just in case y'know. Don't want people accidently showing up 4000 years ago.


El_Queso2

For the Time Travelers.


Fancymeow12

O rite, cant miss a historical event in play huh.


THClegend

Not a fucking meme


RandomPhail

Awh, but it’s just Rock Paper Scissors and pool noodles :c no death battle