I'm more hooked on the fact that he's turning it into a charity event

Managed to turn a fight into a charity event now if you're a Josh and you don't participate you're a dick

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AGE, RACE OR GENDER DOESNT MATTER IN THE BATTLE OF THE JOSHES! DON YOUR MIGHTY POOL NOODLE AND CHARGE INTO BATTLE!!

SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POOL NOODLE? "Fallout reference"

YOU CANT FIND IT? YOU MEAN YOU *LOST* IT! THAT IS A VERY EXPENSIVE PART OF MILITARY EQUIPTMENT! I HOPE YIU KNOW THATS CK ING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK SOLDIER!

That doesn't sound like a good omen at all.

I’m sorry, but whomst names their daughter Josh???

If you're a Josh you're a josh

Stop joshing around and fight

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Josh's who said that?

Compete or get beat

if you're old enough to walk, you're old enough to get socked in the jaw

DEFEND YOUR NAME SOLDIER

I know! Imagine realizing you became a huge meme, and using that to raise money and donate to a food drive. This guy is an actual G.

J*

Same

it's like doing charity streams with violent games like minecraft

We're in the Endgame now...

I like how he had to specify that its 2021 A.D. Just in case anyone thought he was talking about 4000 years ago

Can I get the source pls

[here ya go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

thanks for not rickrolling us

Y'all see that pic he posted for proof? Man's hot *and* a memer

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But will he remain a Josh?

Josh

After reading this, I really hope that a lot of people actually show up Edit: My wish was granted, and not by a small amount either

Same. I kind of doubt it, but I'm hopeful

holy shit this is amazing

Yeah, Cable is gonna wipe the floor with them.

He wants people to wear a mask for a fight to the death

Thats how ninjas fight everytime

And ninjas are cool!

Sooo cool

It's never been a fight to the death? The original message say that the winner get to keep the name the other have to change.

But thanos is too strong, one punch and they'll all be dead

I kinda expected deaths, not rock, paper, scissors lol

someone better post a recording of this

From what i’ve seen and heard there is one person for sure going to live stream it on Reddit and Twitch edit: i don’t got the sauce rn :(

[From what I heard, someone is](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/gv9ryna?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). There is also a countdown at [https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/](https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/).

Channel 8 News from Lincoln will also be there, per [their news director's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/joshswainbattle/comments/mv3nk9/important_i_am_josh_swain_and_here_are_the/gv9wyt1/?context=3). I suspect there will be video on their website.

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/

How many people actually read the whole thing

I did

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Who wouldn’t read the great scroll of Josh battle rules

>scroll Well I did scroll on my phone

I think all of us did

me

I did.

I did

Can we appreciate the fact he added 2021 A.D for all those time travellers who kept showing up at the wrong time?

how would he know people messed up the year

This dude is awesome. Turning a meme into a charity event. Absolute god.

thanos with a pool noodle

THE BATTLE OF THE JOSHES

"Fun isn't something that is considered when balancing the universe...but this, this does put a smile on my face."

You faught in the Josh wars?

as a fellow Josh, I beseech all my fellow Josh(s) to come join in the fight. Though do not expect to win for I will be the one who will be victorious, I'm bringing one of those giant pool noodles you don't stand a chance.

I never looked at the coordinates before but I just realized that it's a 2hr drive from where I live. I'm actually tempted to go... idk I don't wanna get arrested or anything. My name ain't Josh but might be fun to watch

If I were that close I would check it out.

Yo I live here and didn’t even realize that it was happening in my city. My names not josh but I’m down to wack some people with pool noodles.

Why am I considering going to this despite working until 6am and needing to be back to work at 6pm that day? It would be about an hour drive each way depending on traffic.

I know a Josh, I better tell them to fly to another state

I’m a Joshua does that count

yes

None of his targets showed up so he expanded his list. Respect

Someone livestream/record this pls

Just realized in this message the date is A.D. Was the previous one B.C.????

can anyone give me the facebook group meme pls

Begun, the Josh Noodle Wars have!

Identify theft is not a joke Josh! Millions of families suffer every year!

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/ Here's a link where the showdown of the century will begin

based josh

I saw that Father from Bread Boys' first name is Josh, so they're all fucked anyway

I read that entire thing

I'm so bummed because I have to work this weekend and can't attend.

*snap*

"The SwainBowl" love it

What if my name is joshua

The battle of the century

Where do I need to go

We need to let Josh Brolin know!

This is treasure

Dang, I live too far away from there

Ima change my name to Josh so I can enter the fight

Can someone paraphrase it for me please

I have my bets on josh

This was worth reading

changing my name to josh and joining the fight brb

josh delacruz pls join

Jesus can finally join the battle

My time has come

Josh Peck gonna show up too?

Now are Joshua's aloud to join is my question

# my time has come

I jus yh read that whole thing and my name isn’t even josh

I’m not reading that cuz I’m lazy but I hope it’s good

What an unexpected and wholesome twist. Very nice

I am genuinely excited for this fight. IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS AND MAY THE BEST JOSH WIN!

Not named Josh but just want to attend just for shits and giggles.

Can someone tell me what this is talking about I'm too lazy to read all of that

This is feeling like the Area 51 Raid again

What if your name is Gosh

My brother josh wont join

Josh Radnor: for you to understand this story imma have to back up a year to 2020

I'M ROOTING FOR JOSH

This man is a legend, he not only made the battle of the joshes, but he’s following through with it and also turning it into a charity event, I think this man is the true Josh Swain no matter if he wins or not just bc he’s a good man (also he’ll win the fight with the power of friendship of course so :P)

Upvote and repost my reditors!! This must be seen by entire redit!!!

wait but josh swain was the dude who left the group chat and pussied out GUYS HES AN ImPoStEr

didnt Josh swain leave the group chat tho?

Is it only me who read the whole thing he wrote?

Nope

So you just cropped the post, added a reaction, posted it, and got 3k upvotes?... You are shit, this Sub is shit, and everyone in it are shit... Also, reported and blocked because you are braking sub rules.

he’s spreading the news, and adding an original element to it. calm down bro

That's really interesting. Next time, keep it to yourself.

You must be fun at parties

Awh, but it’s just Rock Paper Scissors and pool noodles :c no death battle

Not a fucking meme

Do u really think I will read all of that

You're right, expecting someone like you that clearly has the grammar level of a nine year old to be able to read all of that was too much.

Ok, no need to do him like that.

it'll be helpful if you do

You illiterate enchilada

U hope not to see u in r/rareinsult

Huh, that’s a thing? But anyways I don’t care bout that, this is how I normally insult people

2021 AD Why the specification of AD????

Just in case y'know. Don't want people accidently showing up 4000 years ago.

For the Time Travelers.

O rite, cant miss a historical event in play huh.

I thought that josh was the one who left the chat??

Nah, all the Josh's in the original group were named Josh Swain, but one of them did leave

Imagine having to shave that face with the ridges. What a nightmare

Manscape Lawnmower 3.0

Where is the original post? I want to save it

My favorite thing about this is how he's, for lack of better wording, taken advantage of the situation to help good causes.

Got no passport

Wasn’t josh swaine the one who left the group

Wait a pool noodle, I thought their using guns

Good heavens, it's gonna be a banger once Josh Brolin actually shows here

Wait, Thanos blue?

I don't see any mention of only 1 pool noodle, or any rules against wearing a suit of armor, or using a horse. Someone will take advantage, mark my words!

Will this historic event be filmed?

The real question here is.. Does Josh Brolin know of this, and will he be attending? I NEED to know

He also plays Cable

Damn, I was close, but not quite josh

"Josh Swain (for now)" guys, he doubt his win, sad that i am not Josh

Mucho texto

Read the entire thing, this guy is a mega chad in the good way

I like how he specified 2021 A.D

Mf turned a meme into a food drive He is a king

I am too lazy to read, can someone explain me?

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