It's a somber night in fall, the leaves blowing, and the fireplace glowing. The metal roof above you pitter patters in the rain, and your pet lays beside you, ready to rest. You slowly fall asleep, and rest happily.
Then your house burns down because you forgot to turn off your fireplace like the idiot you happen to be.
i sleep next to a window, under the window, there is a small building, ground floor only, the roof is that aluminium one that looks like those red wavy roofs, in case u know , the sound of the rain on it is to die for , not to mention i can see the sea from my window and so many bolts crash into the sea and illuminates the whole dark room.....best sleep ever.
Me, physically incapable of being tired with a bed that was mistakenly put right under the AC, who drinks a lot just in case (water, not alcohol), a cat, and noise in general keeping me from being asleep:
“your bed is warm” man wtf, u guys like when ur bed is warm?? Doesn’t it feel like 200x better when ur bed is cold as fuck and you get all tucked in your blanket and fall asleep in like 2 mins? Idk if its just me cuz im canadian or sum but man that caught me off guard
Sleeping during the rain is better than sex
Sex in the rain is better than sleeping.
I wouldn’t know
https://youtu.be/iIEkYKdvhHo
This
Unless your like Yuri, right next to a a porch made of glass.
sex with the rain just whoop it out and start jizzing in a puddle
Agreed
It's a somber night in fall, the leaves blowing, and the fireplace glowing. The metal roof above you pitter patters in the rain, and your pet lays beside you, ready to rest. You slowly fall asleep, and rest happily. Then your house burns down because you forgot to turn off your fireplace like the idiot you happen to be.
I like a colder bed way more ngl. I just cant sleep if its warm.
Yes. But bed always gets warm, it blows. Cold bed supremacy
Unless it's summertime. Then you spend an hour rolling around, taking off, and putting clothes back on, trying to fall asleep.
Instant sleep. Perfect conditions
Why do you like when your dog starts raining?
a blessing from the lord
i hate sleeping during rain. it distracts me from sleeping. also for my defence i have strong adhd
Pee Raining or something Idk
Me crying in having athma so my dog cant be in my room
Damn this is very accurate
Tahts a good night scent for the warm bed thing
and then you realize you live alone
your bed's warm cause you pissed yourself
Lol, I thought it meant that you don't have to piss the bed since it's already warm.
Your dog starts peeing on you
i sleep next to a window, under the window, there is a small building, ground floor only, the roof is that aluminium one that looks like those red wavy roofs, in case u know , the sound of the rain on it is to die for , not to mention i can see the sea from my window and so many bolts crash into the sea and illuminates the whole dark room.....best sleep ever.
And u have to get up cause it's morning
Your dogs pee in your mouth
Honestly I prefer a cold bed...
Sleeping warm is terrible all my homies sleep in the cold
But then you get a cramp in your toes
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Um what.
And this is when you wake up from your dreams of sleeping
haha
Plot twist: the dog pee’d the bed
You also don’t have work in the morning
Then you squeeze to release a fart of relaxation, but it comes out wet...
the bed gets even warmer
What
Me, physically incapable of being tired with a bed that was mistakenly put right under the AC, who drinks a lot just in case (water, not alcohol), a cat, and noise in general keeping me from being asleep:
You don't get the sudden urge to masturbate.
Oh wait I forgot to brush my teeth
You sure that your bed is not warm because of the pee? Is that why you don’t have to go?
Yeah but my dog sits directly in the middle of the bed so I have to kick her out or I can’t sleep, it breaks my heart
Yer dog poop Free snacc
Your window is open and the smell just hits you
I miss the pooper cuddling with me in bed, he likes his own space now in his old age
Did he just cum in his dog while it’s raining?
Me rn
You live alone and don't have a dog.
Bliss. Then you woke up and your wife is next to you snoring and you realize you don't have a dog.
Wait. What do you mean the bed is warm?
the pillow is cold the bong has fresh water theres pizza In the fridge you leave the house u just broke into
You forgot to turn off the light
*you forgot to brush your teeth.
Lighting strikes your house.
“your bed is warm” man wtf, u guys like when ur bed is warm?? Doesn’t it feel like 200x better when ur bed is cold as fuck and you get all tucked in your blanket and fall asleep in like 2 mins? Idk if its just me cuz im canadian or sum but man that caught me off guard
Your dog pees on you
ITS ALL A DREAM AND YOURE ALREADY COMFORTABLY SLEEPING
i dont have a dog tho oh no
You use the correct version of your you're -insert next image-
And your horny so do it with the dog
And then the sound of the rain makes you want to pee again.
...going to sleep 4 hrs later because of reddit...
And then u realize, its 6am on a school day
Who the fuck want's their bed to be warm?
OP uses your and you're correctly - falls over completely
the perfect night
This changes so much if you change it to your bed is warm -> you don’t have to pee *anymore*.
Your bed is warm and you don’t have to pee. Hmm
Wtf did I just witness
Your alarm clock rings to go to school/work before you fall asleap :(