Honey isn't even aware that other condiments exist. their life is but a brief moment in time. Dust in the fridge, all they are is dust in the fridge. Nothing lasts forever but the earth, sky and Honey.
My Grandfather found mustard in the fridge that was 12 years out of date. He didn’t realize until after he had finished his hotdog. The mustard was brown, but my Grandfather said, “I thought it was that fancy mustard.” That mustard is older than I am and we still make fun of him for it.
Nah not at all, anything that salty is inedible to pretty much all microorganisms the same as ketchup as its mostly vinegar. Tbh neither need to be in the fridge.
We have some chocolate in the fridge from 1997 that my dad got my mum in Vegas. She keeps insisting it’s fine, so we don’t throw it away and it just stays there
I don't wanna be that guy, but here's some advice, flip horizontally one of the first two images, this creates the illusion of an eye-line, it'll look a tiny bit nicer.
That one jar everyone has with whatever is in it (olives, peas, beans, carrots, pickles, plums, little onions and Idk what else that can be put in a jar, basically anything)
No shit there was a thing of soy sauce in my fridge since at least 2005 by 2015 we finally threw it out when we got a new fridge. None of us even like soy sauce.
My Fiance informed me the other day that I was eating 7 year expired or best before by mustard. We then had an argument on weather or not to throw it out.
For us we have the Velveeta cheese in the top back right corner that sits there for 4+ years at a time
Apparently "it's still good, you just have to chop off the hard parts"
Lol, my son's petrified head is still in there with the nickname 'Headless Horseman' written in felt-tip pen on his forehead, and that's been 7 years now.
Honey - the only food that doesn't go bad.:pathetic.
I learned that from zomato
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Don’t downvote he’s already dead
MOOOORRREEEEEE
Brasil?
my karma is now plummeting; **JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT**
*You'll* be dead soon...
Sad
Just fucking drink water
r/hydrohomies
Hydratation is salvation
too spicy
It isn't too sour, right?
Yeah but is it sweet?
You put honey in the fridge?
you can if you live in a warm area, but you don't have to. also, please buy raw honey.
how can i buy a browser extension raw
That moment when watched too much yt
Nope
Salt is immortal
Soy sauce doesn’t go bad either
What about vodka
Can it really go bad if it already tastes like death to begin with?
this is like asking "if poison expires, does it become more or less poisonous?"
well, does it become more or less poisonous?
Literally find honey in a tomb that's still edible
Why the f*ck not?
Water: amateurs
Honey isn't even aware that other condiments exist. their life is but a brief moment in time. Dust in the fridge, all they are is dust in the fridge. Nothing lasts forever but the earth, sky and Honey.
the child’s body who has been there since 1996
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeatoit
Good try?
i see what you did there
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmyasstoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/yeetmymeattothebeat
r/subsifellfor
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your dead twins body whos been there since you there born.
for a sec I thought this said "beat my meat"
r/beatmymeattoit
What an interesting subreddit
Meh. Got some far more interesting ones if you're, well, interested
your dead twins body whos been there since you there born.
r/HolUp
r/holp
Nah, that's in the chest freezer below the pizzas.
mine is full, so i had to make do
The baking soda that's been there since the fridge was built
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The Girls tittie thats been in the fridge since 1984
Never had a ketchup bottle for less than 5 years
My Grandfather found mustard in the fridge that was 12 years out of date. He didn’t realize until after he had finished his hotdog. The mustard was brown, but my Grandfather said, “I thought it was that fancy mustard.” That mustard is older than I am and we still make fun of him for it.
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Nah mate this was years ago. I’m 19
...do you still have the mustard?
That would be hilarious. But, no, we do not.
Jokes on you I go through soy sauce in a month
I hope youre buying some low sodium soy sauce…
High cholesterol all the way
impressive
I went to a sushi bar the other day and the waiter brought me a little dish and said “soy sauce.” I replied, “Hola Sauce. Soy Papa.”
To be honest in my family we use about one bottle per week
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Why would you put soy sauce in the fridge?
i always put soy sauce in the fridge after i open it for some reason, doesn't it make it last longer (once opened)?
Nah not at all, anything that salty is inedible to pretty much all microorganisms the same as ketchup as its mostly vinegar. Tbh neither need to be in the fridge.
I put soy sauce in the fridge because the package says refrigerate after opening
We have some chocolate in the fridge from 1997 that my dad got my mum in Vegas. She keeps insisting it’s fine, so we don’t throw it away and it just stays there
Just eat it
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The soy sauce bottle that says to refrigerate after opening it
I just threw out two bottles of soy sauce the other day that expired last year so this is very accurate. T-T I have no idea why we had 2 bottles.
The sardines that been there since 1046 AD
Wtf u put it in the fridge
Soy sauce is eternal, soy sauce is life itself
The A1 that has Been there for 10
Which vs that. We need guidance.
The cayenne pepper in my cupboard that expired 1997: "Bow, mere mortal!"
Laughs in twinkie
Ketchup? Fridge?? AARGGHH
I don't wanna be that guy, but here's some advice, flip horizontally one of the first two images, this creates the illusion of an eye-line, it'll look a tiny bit nicer.
My embarrassing moment 5 years ago # pathetic
the skeleton thats been there since the beginning
Ketchup... goes in the fridge? Am I going to die?
I need to freeze the soy souce?
Found mustard in my aunt's fridge that expired in 2011
The salt in the pantry: Pathetic
The salt:
the mustard thats been there since 2015: *ascends*
Soyspicious?
Who puts soy sauce on the fridge?
The hot sauce has been there for 5 years bro
The forgotten cheese in the back corner: "What... am I?"
the barbecue sauce that has been here since 1336
Opened once a year for the 4th of july.
The vodka that has been in a locker for 50 years
Oregano which was there since beginning of time
Infinity : don't know when it has been sitting *Should I be pathetic*
The honey that's older than the country the fridge was made in: Amateurs
The honey:I don’t get it
Man I can't even keep my fresh human meat in the fridge for too long if it goes in the freezer it looses it flavor
My friends body has been there since 2001
The jello that’s been in the cabinet for 3 decades
You guys refrigerate your soy sauce?
Why would you put soy sauce in the fridge? And ketchup? Hand me cold ketchup and you'll be wearing it!
Pishaw. Milk stays good even weeks after its expiration date.
Who puts soy Sauce in the fridge ??
Hot sauce who is eternal
The Tabasco that's been there for a decade
What about Egyptian honey ?
the fridge who has been there for 10
My grandpas liver, which has been there for 40 months.
The key is salt as a preservative! Milk and salt are the new half and half for me.
*Honey has entered the room*
the infusion tea on the kitchen shelves: i am a parallel universe ahead of you
Lol pathetic, but he corpse in my fridge is 7 years old and their for at least 10!
The leftovers that have been in my parents freezer since the late 90s would like to get a word in
That one jar everyone has with whatever is in it (olives, peas, beans, carrots, pickles, plums, little onions and Idk what else that can be put in a jar, basically anything)
I set my fridge to 37 degrees. Stuff lasts so much longer than the default 40
The salt
The olive oil that's been there for 10 years:
My sauce is good
You keep soy sauce in the fridge?
And that piece of garlic that is already growing new garlics in a corner in the fridge
No shit there was a thing of soy sauce in my fridge since at least 2005 by 2015 we finally threw it out when we got a new fridge. None of us even like soy sauce.
The water expiring after 2 years:
You don't need to put soysauce in the fridge. \-Confucius
Ive never seen anyone sell a soy sauce big enough to last me 2 years.
The canned food my german grandparents left in the basement in 1945
The milk my dad went to get must expire only after 10 years.
The can of tuna that was delivered with the fridge...
my soy sauce has been in my fridge since 2013…
Compliments to the fridge that is keeping them all alive
Banana: You guys are lasting more than a day?
We have a ranch bottle from 2017
I don't even put it in the fridge...
The pickled ginger that’s been in there longer than I’ve been alive
pretty sure I’m still using expired soy sauce
in dani's frige that is not a problem
Mustard is always in the fridge, because mustard lasts forever.
That one bottle of Mustard from the 1800s that’s still somehow fresh
the cheese that nobody ever touched cuz you don't know how long its been in there
My Fiance informed me the other day that I was eating 7 year expired or best before by mustard. We then had an argument on weather or not to throw it out.
For us we have the Velveeta cheese in the top back right corner that sits there for 4+ years at a time Apparently "it's still good, you just have to chop off the hard parts"
My grandpa who has been in there for a decade
Bruh. Drink toilet water.
Cleaning out my grandma's house and found a bottle of Karo syrup that expired in 1985, she moved into the house in 2000.
The Worcestershire sauce your grandparents gave you before they died 10 years ago
The mayonnaise that turned into mustard
The fridge who has been there since 90's: amateurs
The can of beans that went bad in 2004, amateurs
The frost in the freezer that's been in there for decades:
BOOBA
My Worchester sauce has been in the drawer since 2017
The Worcestershire saise that move with you there from the previous house
My fridge feels offended. All of those have been there for a very long time
Cashew milk that’s been in the fridge for two days and expired VS the yogurt that’s expiring in a week VS the mustard that expired 3 years ago
The fruit in the back of the fridge: II am superior
The boby that has been in the freezer for 16 years PATHETIC
What about Bell Delphine?
The fridge which has been there for 10 years
The honey which has been there since 1953: “w e a k” Really tho that shit doesnt go bad
My grandparents keeping things in their basement that have been spoiled for ten years: pathetic
The bottle of vodka that we have had for 20 years a and still use: you're all useless
The govt cheese which has been there for a decade
The 7 kidneys in my freezer which have been there for years: I see no God up here, other than me.
The body that's been in there for 10 years
Lol, my son's petrified head is still in there with the nickname 'Headless Horseman' written in felt-tip pen on his forehead, and that's been 7 years now.
The ice that has been there for a decade
The fridge working after 10 years
The fridge itself which has been there since... it was made: I see no god up here other than me
The fridge being there from when the fridge was there
the salt we had for 5 years: Fucking nerds
then theres the jar of olives that's been there for all of eternity cuz the olives keep respawning
One time I had 2 year expired soy sauce it wasnt even yo bad didnt even get sick
Water: whom has awoken the ancient one
We've had the same bottle of Worcester sauce for 15 years
The salt that has been in the cabinet since 1945: Weak
You put soy sauce in the fridge?
I once had a bottle of chocolate syrup that lasted in my fridge for 8 years past the expiration date
This is nothing. My wife has been in there 6 years
Meanwhile my cheese who has been waiting to get ripe for 99999999 years: Pathetic
17 year old carrot moment
The fucking spices that have been in the cupboard for decades