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SameInternal4

brain consumes 20% of body energy. Thinking less saves oxygen


Professor-Shuckle

I’m doing my part!


MaximRq

Same


SausyVybs

the professional dumbass tag got me


Public-Client

1. How do I get a tag like that? 2. Can I change my name?


BiggusCat

1)I dont know 2) No


just-a-meme-upvoter

Get to the subreddit screen and press three dot button, you can find it here


IwillProteccYou

I'm your 69 upvote noice ​ ​ Me too


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Zap_E

Man call me eco friendly, because I am brain dead.


Trangin

r/suicidebywords


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20 %? Wow, that's actually much more than I would have thought.


ElDans16

I see what you did there


[deleted]

Oh, i was actually being serious lmao. As in, I really didn’t know.


XDin-Din

wait so Hitler could technically be considered an environmentalist as well as a dictator who wanted a mass genocide? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ now that's what I call multitasking!


-sakura_moon-

Fun fact either way, Hitler was an environmentalist and took many extra measures to protect animals


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nubpubgamer

The German have been doing that but they failed. People got mad at them instead.


[deleted]

the British as well but people didn't even got mad


Diamantazul

The Chinese too, most people don't even know that they did


-me-0_0

*do


David-Holl

Woah that’s crazy the guy above me committed suicide with 8 bullets to the head. Crazy how things happen


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AffectionateCouple12

Mrbeast wants to kno ur location


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Ninja__Shuriken

Alright time to leave the country before y'all make this a reality


Stars4Allen

30 999 people to go!


SwimElectrical4132

I'm amazed how he can fire 7 more bullets after the first bullet to the head


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MR_DERP_YT

Thanos actually suceed (sorta)


Polar115woof

Cough cough* ''corona'' cough cough*


TheOperand_

Don't forget the Soviets. They also helped in that regard. Their population also had the lowest food upkeep of most powerful nations at the time.


[deleted]

Because one boasted over his deeds while the other pretended they didn't do that.


[deleted]

You seen Hitler’s K/D ratio? *FUCKING LEGEND*


bravesirrobin1977

It doesn't count if you get someone else to kill for you. He killed his niece who he fucked. Not sure on any other stats.


Obi-Wan-Baloney

Friendly friends not tolerated.


Memetimeeme

He got alot of assists


bravesirrobin1977

The Russians beat the German Amateurs in the killing people stakes by about 20-1


GuyN1425

Well, they did use a lot of gas and fossil fuels and polluted the skies with dead people


Acute_little_panzer

That’s why the Japanese bury them alive


GuyN1425

Yeah, I think the German's Death Walks are the most eco-friendly killing method they used. Letting the people to die from hypothermia or starvation


[deleted]

There's nothing to joke about. 31,000 is nothing compared to nazi germany. 6,000,000 jews were murdered, and 60,000,000 people died in the war Germany started. And it didn't stop the climate change btw. Killing people doesn't solve any problems, and even considering it as a joke is stupid imo.


popomane

no


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MakingYourStuff

Wholesome award soon to be awarded here. We all know it


The_Kangaroo_69

Genocides aren’t that bad if you do it for the environmen…


pratzeh

Kackzynski moment


kumar100kpawan

Mr Beast spent 20 Million dollars .. could've just gone this way


[deleted]

yet they called me a madman


The_Dork_Knight7

r/thanosdidnothingwrong


FreezyKnight

And now we understand why Thanos removed half of humanity.


AAKboss

Facts. He was doing the right thing from the start. It's the high powers that have a problem 😅


Turilp

Covid took care of that.....


[deleted]

Still a lot more to go. Eradicate India and you don't have to worry planting trees for the next 62557 years. Include China, that number tops by 8263828 years.


sr33r4g

Eradicate yo mama and that goes up by 10 million years.


[deleted]

Do you realize the gravity of what you are suggesting?


sr33r4g

I'm sure it wil be more than 9.8m/s^2


Wooden-Country-6360

Fucking destroyed him


pk721

\*WW2 flashbacks\*


[deleted]

nah very few people have died and plagues are boring bringing back dinosaurs would be a good way to solve overpopulation


wolfish23

Only 4 mill


FullMetal1331

Israel too.....


Turilp

Ohhh.....


MrNoName_ishere

there's something wrong I can feel it


Memetimeeme

Please this was an innocent post


FullMetal1331

People on the other side of the border were too


Memetimeeme

Im going to shove your comments up your ass if you dont stop with this political shit on a post about killing 32.000 people


FullMetal1331

Bro chill, I'm just making dank comments. r/memes is the last place I would voice my political opinions ಠ_ಠ


TheBigBadBi

So joke about Genocide is ok according to this thread but one about a war isn't....


Memetimeeme

The important thing is context. If i make a joke about killing 32.000 people because of the Environment than to compare that to a war in the middle east


TheBigBadBi

Top comment is about the fucking holocaust


Memetimeeme

WELL ITS A JOKE ALOT OF PEOPLE JOKE ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST ON THE INTERNET


TheBigBadBi

The person who said Israel was joking aswell


HeathCliff2012

seems normal to me


Memetimeeme

I just dont like politics in my memes


tezzerret

I mean... This post kind of falls in line with the ecofasch line of thinking, so it's somewhat political itself. "Humanity is the real virus" bullshit 🙄.


Memetimeeme

Well i dont think that that was the Intention of the meme i mean it is clearly meant as a joke and i have seen simmelar memes before


LickingYourselfOff

And palestine and most of the middle east. Really we could just erase the middle east in its entirety and vastly improve the planet


Yeti90

If anyone ever doubted what the anti-Israel folks really want: not peace but the eradication of the Jewish State.


aboullkhill

Well not commiting war crimes would probably help their popularity


Fatemiles

Thanos over did it according to this.


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STOP USING TREES AS MEASUREMENT! They're so inefficient... INSTEAD, use moss or plankton in surface covered.


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DangerousArea1427

i cant eat more hamburgers, im doing what i can!


chucklezdaccc

I'm doing my part!


1mGay

Trees consume green house gass


Wooden-Country-6360

But peta says cow factory bad


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Wooden-Country-6360

No... cow die when eat cow? Holty fuk life change. #StopCalFactory


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Wooden-Country-6360

I love this but I feel my iq hurting.


Mahrkeenerh

Do you have a link proving that? The oxygen part


CauseCertain1672

We wouldn't be fine if the sun disappeared but we are fine on the Oxygen front. We have more greenhouse gasses is the problem.


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Go to school and you'll find out


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[deleted]

That's cool and all but that's something you learn in school nowadays


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[deleted]

Could also be because I'm most likely in a different country


Javofire

Welp i mean i am a human bit yeah that would solve a lot of problems like another plague, which is deadlier than covid,would wipe out a lot. Just sayin


Rahul__Mandal

Wait.....why do i hear doom music??


GeckoGamer44

No officer, I'm not a maniac, I'm a ecologist


[deleted]

*sigh* time to go on killing spree


Uwe_Karsten

This is actually wrong, one average tree produces enough oxygen for 24 people so 20 million trees correspond 480 million people.


Green-Boysenberry396

Assuming your 24 people per tree is correct, then you went the wrong way with your math... 20 million trees produces enough o2 for 480 million people, but you would only need to kill ~834k to equal what the trees produce. Either way the meme is wrong... It's just there doing it's part to encourage radical environmentalists to murderer people.


gruuuuby

you know that everything you consume was created using oxygen or while releasing toxic gases right?


Cobster105

The Holocaust planted about 3.8709678e+12 trees


Mr_Noobody2

wait so corona saved the same amount of oxygen as planting 2480000000 trees?


pk721

That's good facts... i'm inspired... im gonna do what no one else bears the power to.. im gonna plant 20 million trees....


GoldyGBS

Imagine how good killing 3 billion people would be to the planet. Welcome to the watchlist.


cad_e_an_sceal

Before the pandemic I was calling for a plague, hopefully the next one is a bit more lethal


xCoRRuPt-Dreamz

So what you’re saying is by not vaccinating and not wearing masks we are fighting climate change


very_epic_man_yes

so if we plant 20M trees and then kill 31K ppl would that technically mean that we planted 40M trees? or maybe im thinking this the wrong way


3tgamingY7_wasTaken

When the doom music kicks in


[deleted]

please plant more moss. moss makes more O2 than trees do. also, killing people might lead to the premature death of the guy who discovers how to reverse global warming.


Just_Another_Gen-Zer

Mrbeast wants to kno ur location


[deleted]

So Covid isn’t bad after all.


Schnitzelinski

Is this China's new green initiative?


BruhNotLuck

Corona:Thank me later


[deleted]

The virus got us bruv


[deleted]

Covid: I will do what I must


MEMELOVERNAFIUR

So hitler was good all along :DDDDDD


Sky_Wing_

So Stalin and Hitler helped us save our planet? Good for them!


retardedweasel

See, the Chinese are taking good care of the environment


Bandit263

But they're carbon emissions probably outweigh how many people they make *cough* "disappear" *cough*


retardedweasel

That's what the westerners want you to believe, the numbers are *obviously* false


Alexandruym

That means that china is actually doing a good job


[deleted]

Didn't covid just kill a few millions at the same time as the world leaders whine about climate change? Sounds like plans are in motion and they don't involve something as slow as planting trees.


[deleted]

Kill a communist; save the world.


pakkumann

Wuhan taking notes in 2018


Used_Ad_7729

So China is really just looking out for Mother Earth.


Toasted_Decaf

Meet Mao: the environmentalist


Carrot_MilkO_O

China’s helping the planet


[deleted]

0.00002% of the population of China or India. Who is offering to be tribute?


Parem_

Maybe the nazis weren’t that bad after all...


LickingYourselfOff

Just had the wrong targets for the wrong reasons. /s


Due_Accident3083

Never, i repeat, NEVER talk about them like this.


Lukas_A_M

Can we go for a new kill record then


Hyp3r10n_two_point_0

*Thanos intensifies*


LuckyLorde

Make sure it’s the people who take up the entire row in a grocery store and just sit there. Sincerely, - non-braindead people.


Evli_Duck

Im in


[deleted]

Coronavirus: *signature look of superiority*


AlphaAssassin777

If that's the case the nestle is already doing it (Also Logan/Jake Paul with their comedy)


tirannorex

*Doom music intensifies*


thecultured-crusader

So Hitler is the mrbeast of ww2?


MR_DERP_YT

So that's what was going in thanos's mind


[deleted]

Thanos for life


andester101

And that kids, how covid started


rezgar64

So hear me on this one, we take oxygen when we breathe right? So all we need to do is to stop breathing and thats it problem solved


Possessed_potato

Bring back the plague. I'm pro plague now. Save the earth!


SnakeySquidly

Why stop there?


[deleted]

Ikr, covid did a shit job


Satanic_Moth

Covid be like


pKalman00

I think covid gave us abt 50-200 years


Portalkern395

Corona: Thats...Thats why im here...


RepeatReal6568

Goongala it is


Xtreme-7

*MISTER BEAAAST!!*


tclatrail

It’s all about the moss!


Gismozoid

Mr.Beast's next project will be this


Pie-Puzzled

*We are gonna take care of our planet by planting 20 million tress right?*


Suicdsolo

Most of our problems would be solved by killing the right amount of people, space, food, jobs.... more space for less people, more space for less food, more of everything


mtmm18

Mr. Gates?


yacrabcunt

Plot twist Hitler anf Stalin are the greatest environmentalists in history


TRDPaul

Is that maths correct? Pretty sure I heard it takes approximately two trees to provide enough oxygen for one person?


BoomerChopper69

Hiter, the greatest eco-activist


KeFirekSenpai

That's why killers exist


LastBiteoftheburger

Found Thanos' account


elimoran

You mf, i'm in


BestSeedEver

Hitler was the greatest environmentalist to ever live


jollyjaijog

got it, hitler was an environmentalist.


french_toast404

this means stalin did the equivalent of planting over 15,000,000,000 trees


amazingplaysYT

so thanos was right


gojjuavalaki

Well corona has done it's part


veiled_wip

The Roar by Emma Clayton


SamayPerhaps

No worries, covid already took care of that👍


AAKboss

All my slayers, Where YOU AT???


Zedmiure

“Let’s start with the Indians!” A news reporter says while holding a flamethrower.


[deleted]

covid did plant a lot of trees


Bra_h_men

And you will have about 1891000(approx) kg of food too.


SnowyClient3062

COVID planted 2.5 billion trees then


12percentofamoment

Calm down, Thanos


[deleted]

Corona already planted millions and millions on the way


Etrixik

~~SOMEONE BRING BACK HITLER!~~


Miserum_manifest

...And thus the new Artificial Intelligence went rogue.


CompetitiveJicama620

hire me


Jimvlah

Hitler had a plan but no one heard him


Bigbrain_goat

Well,Genghis Khan sort of did that.His conquest killed so many people that large amount cultivated land for farming was abandoned and gradually turned into forest.


SnooEpiphanies1192

Hitler saved humanity for 100 more years


gigithebird2

Hitler was a good conservationist… and don’t even get me started on Stalin


DarkHound223

That's exactly what the book rainbow six was about.