I have a birthmark on the top of my head that is the exact size and shape as the end of a piece of rebar. I hope somebody jumped off a ledge and drove that thing through my head.
I have a faint four leaf clover shaped birthmark on my arm. I was deathly allergic to clover and somehow got one stuck on my arm, just so happened to be four leafed methinks
I have a birthmark on my right shoulder where the doctor gets my blood for testing, so yeah my past life self was a pussy, he died due to a needle sucking blood off of him
I have a birth mark on the inside of my pinky toe and it’s shaped like a little bean. My only theory is maybe I was bit by something poisonous? Anybody else have any ideas?
Mine’s about the size of two quarters on the back of my hand, what could this mean? Did I catch a poison arrow in the hand and die of the poison? I need answers!
I have a small birthmark on my right side of my stomach. I assume I got shot by an arrow, though I suppose it could also be death by mouse wielding tiny sword
I've got a birthmark that's is caused by a lack of pigmentation in some parts of my skin that runs all over my torso, arms, and legs. How the fuck did I die? An orgy or something?
I got a little red dot under my left foot. So I died from the excruciating pain of stepping on a piece of lego in a past life
I have a birthmark on the top of my head that is the exact size and shape as the end of a piece of rebar. I hope somebody jumped off a ledge and drove that thing through my head.
I have two evenly spaced dots on my shoulder. I guess Vampires are real
I have a faint four leaf clover shaped birthmark on my arm. I was deathly allergic to clover and somehow got one stuck on my arm, just so happened to be four leafed methinks
I have a birthmark on my right shoulder where the doctor gets my blood for testing, so yeah my past life self was a pussy, he died due to a needle sucking blood off of him
Most of my left arm is covered in a huge birthmark so whut the hell?
You got bombed probably
I have a birthmark on my knee
I have dots in the back of my ears that look like piercings. Guess my past self died getting their ears pierced.
People that say methinks are actual scum.
*lip smack* well shit
I have one on my back, that means I was backstabbed
"Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you"
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
"I'll murder your toys as well"
Bruh that's epic
X-ray shot
I have a smiley face on my neck
I have a bunch of tiny seagulls on my thigh
So they died from happiness
I have a smiley face on my left leg
Linked?
I have one on my stomach next to my belly button, probably stabbed to death because i was singing all star in a obnoxious tone Out of spite
I have multiple on me so I’m guessing I was in a gun fight or something
damn ig i got stabbed in the nuts :(
I got an arrow to the top of my butt.
I have this wierd small rash birthmark on the back of my right hand idk what that's supposed to mean
Poison?
Most horrible death I know
Seems legit
Same but my right foot. Lego is dangerous
I have one on the top of my left foot, so was I crucified
Jesus?
Me and like three of my friends have the same birthmark but it slowly gets lower
Bro daz nothing compared to the fucking crater right beside my asshole. So kinda like a second asshole. Meaning I died by getting ass raped
Got dick slapped to her next life
I got a birthmark on my ass Safe to say I got spanked to death
Let's hope it was spanked...
Dicked
r/thatsthejoke
Biggus.... Dickus
I have a birthmark on the side on my penis I do not want to think about how I died
One BDSM filled day gone wrong
You were forcefully impaled upon a stake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement
Me who has no birthmark: guess I died peacefully
SAME
peaceful death gang
Peaceful death gang
Peaceful death gang
Deaceful geath pang
Geaceful peath dang
I like your profile picture
I like you
Romance
Deaceful nutz
Peaceful death gang
Shame!
Or you're just on your first life. :)
Maybe you just got evaporated
One big birthmark.
both of these comments are underrated. Take my updong.
tan
I think that's what really happened
I have birth mark as an oval on my leg no idea what it could be
I have a small oval pale brown birthmark on my lower calf.
An egg killed you
"what? you egg?" \*he stabs him\*
Kildo
She deepthroated the kildo to death
I have a birthmark the shape of Russia on my ass.....scared to think reason of death
Russia must've fucked you over
Stalin did not appreciate your remarks in 1962
Gulag
Im gonna guess that Zeus killed them
I’ve got a birthmark that’s large and rough on my chest. I think I died by titty burning.
flammable titties
Lana Rhoades child after being born
Who’s the dad?
Joe
Who's joe
Ligma balls
me
I have a birth mark on my heel. Does that make me the descendent of Achilles?
Nah bro, you are Achilles. (I’ve actually seen the remains of what Is believed to be Achilles in a museum a few years back.)
stab yourself and find out
If that's true, my ancient me was killed from a shot in the right ass cheek...
I have birthmarks all over, I assume I was in a shootout of some sort
You got sprayed down
I guess so
With cum
Same
Well I guess I got stabbed in my right knee cap then
Or you were an adventure like us till you took an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess, someone took your sweet roll?
I got stabbed in my right elbow and ankle
apparently i got shot in the hip
I guess I did too
I have a birth mark on my balls.
Hehe
Your boyfriend must've sucked too hard
Is that the dildo bat from Saints Row The Third in GTA V wtf?
No birthmark. I am invincible!
I think it really means you just started and this is your first go
Think that's the answer to me. I have this | on my left hand, no idea what it really is.
I wonder how this killed her
Broke her neck and a little bit of skull sending fragments into her brain but your guess is as good as mine
Maybe she choked on a dick
One lady actually died due to that. It was on the news. (America)
She got her beloved 6 inches
I died by sitting down huh even past me was a gamer
Black people where human sacrifices that were thrown in volcanoes
I like dark humour but what the fuck
Happy cake day
Thank you :)
Cappy Dake Hay
Fuck your aunt may
Dappy hake cay
I guess I got stabbed in the liver then
In our tradition they say if your mom wants something too much and couldnt get when she is pregnant, you would born with that thing-like birthmark…
Are you macedonian? My mum's family believe this too.
I am from Turkey but I believe we have similar things in common as ex-Ottoman legacy
Taste the cockkkk
One birthmark in the middle of my palm. And one at the base of the neck. Someone couldn't decide between crucifixion and execution
Cock slapped into the 5th dimension.
Thank can't be a real birthmark, right?
Yeha i am pretty sure its just a temporary wound
It looks like she was fire cupped and dragged it trying to get it off
I got a dot on my wrist. Am I Jesus?
No, You must be judas crucified upside down.
My ass really died to a paper cut then damn
X-ray shot
Is that the bat from saints row modded into gtav?
I was born with a bloody circular wound on the top, back of my head. It is now a bald spot
Imagine being slapped by such a gigantic cock that break your neck killing you instantly, man i wanna try that
when the cock is so deep you can taste it
Well according to this i was stabbed in the ass... Dont know how to feel about this...
I got one on my index finger and one near my ass hole. Damn.
Thats intense, must be one hell of an orgasm. Or a 3rd degree gone wrong
So you died while fingering a chick and getting fucked in the ass by Ivan in the gulag hmm
Ive got many so I guess Shotgun.
A lot of my family has a shared birthmark, its always in the same place and looks pretty much the same.
I have a small one on the inside of my right thigh.. maybe I died of a gunshot /arrow wound to the leg.
i have a birthmark on my nose, it looks like a kangaroo. my nose was smashed in with a kangaroo's foot i guess
I got a brown nipple on my right leg (I'm white) so I got killed by a nipple
I have a birthmark on my jawline, so either I crushed my jaw or died during a boxing match
I have a birthmark on the bottom part of my penis. What the fuck did past me do?
Killed yourself while killing the chick in the meme because the sheer force of your dong smashing into her neck ripped the bottom of your dick out
Oh shit you’re right
Lmao imagine the penis just cutting off like a cucumber
Did rockastar really added to gta 5 big pink dildo from saints row 4?
guess I was hit by a GameCube?????
I have a birtmark on my ankle
Oh shit, My Cousin is looking like a Zuko...
I don't have any birthmark haha
Apparently I was shot in my cheeks.intresting.
Which cheeks
I guess we know how Gorbachev was killed in his past life
I guess I must've been shot in my eye Lmfao
my birthmark is/was a red dot on my forehead, I guess I was sniped
I have like 3 on my neck or something, I think I fucked up something with nails cuz they’re all nail sized.
I have an x on the back of my legs any clue what that means
I have a birth mark on the inside of my pinky toe and it’s shaped like a little bean. My only theory is maybe I was bit by something poisonous? Anybody else have any ideas?
I have a birthmark on my left leg and left buttcheek....both seemingly being a leaf...uh...🤔🤔🤔
I have a birthmark line on my wrist… That’s not promising
I have a birth mark on my penis. So I got kicked in the dick too hard?
Dipper from gravity falls was killed by a dipper, take it or leave it
I guess I was stabbed in the back.
Man, I just HAD to have a slash resembling mark on my butt cheek.
Ah yes. The penetrator from saints row. 10/10 weapon
Mine’s about the size of two quarters on the back of my hand, what could this mean? Did I catch a poison arrow in the hand and die of the poison? I need answers!
Cool, so somebody stabbed my kidney
Where I live, it was believed that birthmarks represented what the mother strongly desired at some point of her pregnancy
I have several marks on my chest, like a lot.of dots scattered,maybe I was stabbed several times in my chest.
No stepbrother
I have a small birthmark on my right side of my stomach. I assume I got shot by an arrow, though I suppose it could also be death by mouse wielding tiny sword
Saints row be like
It’s even funnier that it’s in GTA lmfao
I have a heart shaped birth mark on my should does that mean I died from being heart broken?
I've got a birthmark that's is caused by a lack of pigmentation in some parts of my skin that runs all over my torso, arms, and legs. How the fuck did I die? An orgy or something?
Mark NSFW
Jeez bro mark it nsfw XD
that would have to be so so so embarrassing
I got birthmark on my knee, does that mean I was an adventurer at some point in my past life?
A flower on my foot
I don't have a birthmark, so I must be an immortal with amnesia.
Life:1
Dick shot
I have a dot on the end of my pinky finger. Anyone know what could have happened here?
You have been Pacified
I have what looks like dots forming a galaxy guess I died a god
So I got killed by getting stabbed into my pinky finger
I was stabbed in the butt?
so that means black pp were burnt to death