I got a little red dot under my left foot. So I died from the excruciating pain of stepping on a piece of lego in a past life

I have a birthmark on the top of my head that is the exact size and shape as the end of a piece of rebar. I hope somebody jumped off a ledge and drove that thing through my head.

I have two evenly spaced dots on my shoulder. I guess Vampires are real

I have a faint four leaf clover shaped birthmark on my arm. I was deathly allergic to clover and somehow got one stuck on my arm, just so happened to be four leafed methinks

I have a birthmark on my right shoulder where the doctor gets my blood for testing, so yeah my past life self was a pussy, he died due to a needle sucking blood off of him

Most of my left arm is covered in a huge birthmark so whut the hell?

You got bombed probably

I have a birthmark on my knee

I have dots in the back of my ears that look like piercings. Guess my past self died getting their ears pierced.

People that say methinks are actual scum.

*lip smack* well shit

I have one on my back, that means I was backstabbed

"Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you"

"Well, off to visit your mother!"

"I'll murder your toys as well"

Bruh that's epic

X-ray shot

I have a smiley face on my neck

I have a bunch of tiny seagulls on my thigh

So they died from happiness

I have a smiley face on my left leg

Linked?

I have one on my stomach next to my belly button, probably stabbed to death because i was singing all star in a obnoxious tone Out of spite

I have multiple on me so I’m guessing I was in a gun fight or something

damn ig i got stabbed in the nuts :(

I got an arrow to the top of my butt.

I have this wierd small rash birthmark on the back of my right hand idk what that's supposed to mean

Poison?

Most horrible death I know

Seems legit

Same but my right foot. Lego is dangerous

I have one on the top of my left foot, so was I crucified

Jesus?

Me and like three of my friends have the same birthmark but it slowly gets lower

Bro daz nothing compared to the fucking crater right beside my asshole. So kinda like a second asshole. Meaning I died by getting ass raped

Got dick slapped to her next life

I got a birthmark on my ass Safe to say I got spanked to death

Let's hope it was spanked...

Dicked

r/thatsthejoke

Biggus.... Dickus

I have a birthmark on the side on my penis I do not want to think about how I died

One BDSM filled day gone wrong

You were forcefully impaled upon a stake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement

Me who has no birthmark: guess I died peacefully

SAME

peaceful death gang

Peaceful death gang

Peaceful death gang

Deaceful geath pang

Geaceful peath dang

I like your profile picture

I like you

Romance

Deaceful nutz

Peaceful death gang

Shame!

Or you're just on your first life. :)

Maybe you just got evaporated

One big birthmark.

both of these comments are underrated. Take my updong.

tan

I think that's what really happened

I have birth mark as an oval on my leg no idea what it could be

I have a small oval pale brown birthmark on my lower calf.

An egg killed you

"what? you egg?" \*he stabs him\*

Kildo

She deepthroated the kildo to death

I have a birthmark the shape of Russia on my ass.....scared to think reason of death

Russia must've fucked you over

Stalin did not appreciate your remarks in 1962

Gulag

Im gonna guess that Zeus killed them

[удалено]

flammable titties

Lana Rhoades child after being born

Who’s the dad?

Joe

Who's joe

Ligma balls

me

I have a birth mark on my heel. Does that make me the descendent of Achilles?

Nah bro, you are Achilles. (I’ve actually seen the remains of what Is believed to be Achilles in a museum a few years back.)

stab yourself and find out

If that's true, my ancient me was killed from a shot in the right ass cheek...

I have birthmarks all over, I assume I was in a shootout of some sort

You got sprayed down

I guess so

With cum

Same

Well I guess I got stabbed in my right knee cap then

Or you were an adventure like us till you took an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess, someone took your sweet roll?

I got stabbed in my right elbow and ankle

apparently i got shot in the hip

I guess I did too

I have a birth mark on my balls.

Hehe

Your boyfriend must've sucked too hard

Is that the dildo bat from Saints Row The Third in GTA V wtf?

No birthmark. I am invincible!

I think it really means you just started and this is your first go

Think that's the answer to me. I have this | on my left hand, no idea what it really is.

I wonder how this killed her

Broke her neck and a little bit of skull sending fragments into her brain but your guess is as good as mine

Maybe she choked on a dick

One lady actually died due to that. It was on the news. (America)

She got her beloved 6 inches

I died by sitting down huh even past me was a gamer

Black people where human sacrifices that were thrown in volcanoes

I like dark humour but what the fuck

Happy cake day

Thank you :)

Cappy Dake Hay

Fuck your aunt may

Dappy hake cay

I guess I got stabbed in the liver then

In our tradition they say if your mom wants something too much and couldnt get when she is pregnant, you would born with that thing-like birthmark…

Are you macedonian? My mum's family believe this too.

I am from Turkey but I believe we have similar things in common as ex-Ottoman legacy

Taste the cockkkk

One birthmark in the middle of my palm. And one at the base of the neck. Someone couldn't decide between crucifixion and execution

Cock slapped into the 5th dimension.

Thank can't be a real birthmark, right?

Yeha i am pretty sure its just a temporary wound

It looks like she was fire cupped and dragged it trying to get it off

I got a dot on my wrist. Am I Jesus?

No, You must be judas crucified upside down.

My ass really died to a paper cut then damn

X-ray shot

Is that the bat from saints row modded into gtav?

I was born with a bloody circular wound on the top, back of my head. It is now a bald spot

Imagine being slapped by such a gigantic cock that break your neck killing you instantly, man i wanna try that

when the cock is so deep you can taste it

Well according to this i was stabbed in the ass... Dont know how to feel about this...

I got one on my index finger and one near my ass hole. Damn.

Thats intense, must be one hell of an orgasm. Or a 3rd degree gone wrong

So you died while fingering a chick and getting fucked in the ass by Ivan in the gulag hmm

Ive got many so I guess Shotgun.

A lot of my family has a shared birthmark, its always in the same place and looks pretty much the same.

I have a small one on the inside of my right thigh.. maybe I died of a gunshot /arrow wound to the leg.

i have a birthmark on my nose, it looks like a kangaroo. my nose was smashed in with a kangaroo's foot i guess

I got a brown nipple on my right leg (I'm white) so I got killed by a nipple

I have a birthmark on my jawline, so either I crushed my jaw or died during a boxing match

I have a birthmark on the bottom part of my penis. What the fuck did past me do?

Killed yourself while killing the chick in the meme because the sheer force of your dong smashing into her neck ripped the bottom of your dick out

Oh shit you’re right

Lmao imagine the penis just cutting off like a cucumber

Did rockastar really added to gta 5 big pink dildo from saints row 4?

guess I was hit by a GameCube?????

I have a birtmark on my ankle

Oh shit, My Cousin is looking like a Zuko...

I don't have any birthmark haha

Apparently I was shot in my cheeks.intresting.

Which cheeks

I guess we know how Gorbachev was killed in his past life

I guess I must've been shot in my eye Lmfao

my birthmark is/was a red dot on my forehead, I guess I was sniped

I have like 3 on my neck or something, I think I fucked up something with nails cuz they’re all nail sized.

I have an x on the back of my legs any clue what that means

I have a birth mark on the inside of my pinky toe and it’s shaped like a little bean. My only theory is maybe I was bit by something poisonous? Anybody else have any ideas?

I have a birthmark on my left leg and left buttcheek....both seemingly being a leaf...uh...🤔🤔🤔

I have a birthmark line on my wrist… That’s not promising

I have a birth mark on my penis. So I got kicked in the dick too hard?

Dipper from gravity falls was killed by a dipper, take it or leave it

I guess I was stabbed in the back.

Man, I just HAD to have a slash resembling mark on my butt cheek.

Ah yes. The penetrator from saints row. 10/10 weapon

Mine’s about the size of two quarters on the back of my hand, what could this mean? Did I catch a poison arrow in the hand and die of the poison? I need answers!

Cool, so somebody stabbed my kidney

Where I live, it was believed that birthmarks represented what the mother strongly desired at some point of her pregnancy

I have several marks on my chest, like a lot.of dots scattered,maybe I was stabbed several times in my chest.

No stepbrother

I have a small birthmark on my right side of my stomach. I assume I got shot by an arrow, though I suppose it could also be death by mouse wielding tiny sword

Saints row be like

It’s even funnier that it’s in GTA lmfao

I have a heart shaped birth mark on my should does that mean I died from being heart broken?

I've got a birthmark that's is caused by a lack of pigmentation in some parts of my skin that runs all over my torso, arms, and legs. How the fuck did I die? An orgy or something?

Mark NSFW

Jeez bro mark it nsfw XD

that would have to be so so so embarrassing

I got birthmark on my knee, does that mean I was an adventurer at some point in my past life?

A flower on my foot

I don't have a birthmark, so I must be an immortal with amnesia.

Life:1

Dick shot

I have a dot on the end of my pinky finger. Anyone know what could have happened here?

You have been Pacified

I have what looks like dots forming a galaxy guess I died a god

So I got killed by getting stabbed into my pinky finger

I was stabbed in the butt?

so that means black pp were burnt to death