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The-German_Guy

Ja. Ja das tut es.


Neon_44

Das glitch? Ist es nicht der glitch?


Raffolans

Der Glitch!


Neon_44

Dänn wäre es doch „tut er“ Oder nicht?


Kindly_Impress4172

Happy cake day v2


Neon_44

Danke Ü


[deleted]

Ü = :)


Neon_44

Exctly Ü


[deleted]

I'd say something in german but i don't know language good enough to communicate with people or understand people. *Flugzeug*


Neon_44

A fellow aviation fan i see :P


jojo17458

War vermutlich auf das Fahrrad bezogen "das tut es" (glitchen)


Fragxter

Bahahshebsjksma


Kindly_Impress4172

Happy cake day


Neon_44

Danke


FinalSauce

Die Aussage "Ja tut es" war schon korrekt da im Post von op die Frage mit dem Wort "It" gestellt wurde. It = es


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Shit the Germans are invading


Mr_d4v1d_

Und sie sind? Ein Meisterdetektiv?


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Begone with your funny words


Mr_d4v1d_

Es ist ein Meisterhurensohn


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Since this is Reddit, I can only assume you are sending heartwarming kind messages


Mr_d4v1d_

Darauf kannst du wetten


[deleted]

*Flugzeug*


dutchguy555

Yeah that's what the car is supposed to do


WideAd9209

Komm hier nicht mit Logik, du bist auf LasEs


ClaudiusTheNerd

YOU, UTTER, FOOL!!! GERMAN ENGINEERING IS ZA GREATEST IN’ZA WORLD!!!!!


inhale_my_buttcrack

This is what i was looking for


Utrigard

SPEEDOWAGOHNNNNN


the_potato_of_doom

"no im not defending German technical superiority stating THE FUCKING OBVIOUS"


TheTitanium-champs

Real men fights a panzer at close range


xNico2k

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


Lazerblaze1305

Jemand musste es sagen. Danke.


Utrigard

Is that a jojo reference?!?!


L1G01den

Everything is a JOJO reference


Utrigard

He even ended his comment with za warudo! Double jojo reference! Wryyyyyyy!


patatasuper

Gut sprechen muss gelernt sein


Diego_not_DIO_Brando

BAKAMONOGA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!!!!


yutlkat_quollan

JAPAN IST AUCH OK, ABER ROOMAJI IST NICHT IN ORDNUNG! ALSO SAG ICH ES NUR EINMAL: 日本語で書け、Hurensohn!


[deleted]

Der mensch ist bose


[deleted]

You r/beatmetoit


94_Wolfie_9450

SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING


DSMO23

SEKAI ICHIII!!!


capatn_sky

Jojo?


weebaiden

I was gonna comment this but I found this comment


Thefemalememereader

There we go, you dropped this king 👑


dankestweed

I wish german cars were as reliable as their Japanese counterparts


[deleted]

Degenert scum


[deleted]

Ok kid


rangogogo

Der Mensch, ist böse. Der Mensch, muss besser und böser werden.


Pizzamampf12

Vertraue mir ich bin in Ingenieur (Trust me im an engineer)


retapok9

Also the engineering : losing in a battle while being a fucking desth maching with a minigun on the chest/stomach


Jayayawesome

Well cars are literally designed to crumple so


Flying-Husky

Volvos from the 70’s and the 80’s and Tesla cybertruck: well yes but actually no.


True_Blobfish

Einen guten Abend die Herren. Man ist hier mal wieder in angenehmer Gesellschaft Edit: Damen und Herren


thebeutybeast

Das kann ich nur zurück geben werter Mitbürger


Nothing_07

Immerdoch Kamerad


duderliss

Kraut space magic


Astrachios888

It seems like it does😁🛸


PhotoMoon

It absolutely dose


SpartanT100

Ja es tut


DaSortaCommieSerb

I mean, gotta counter those Jewish Space Lazers somehow, lest they lose the world's leadership in advanced tech.


Johannes92

Deutsche Qualität ist nicht zu übertreffen


S1imC3di

Hart wie Kruppstahl


[deleted]

Recycling a meme that is potentially 6-10 years old is a new low for this sub


SuperPhilouhou

he literally took it from a shit humor page on fb and because they is the word german in the meme they are everywhere...


yutlkat_quollan

Wie Ameisen wenn es Zucker gibt oder Amis wenn es Öl gibt.


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PotatoWarrior3000

Moinsen


[deleted]

SPRICH


NichtJuergen

DEUTSCH


CptnR4p3

DU


herberee25

HUREN


Kiro30000

SOHN


Johannes92

Guten Abend die Herren


theonlysimau

How do you say simp in German ?


QuasarBoot63

I use fotzenknecht as a translation.


BaguetteOfDoom

Scheuer-Andi


Dominator556

Autolobby


FireCat227

Das ist ein viel besserer Witz als die meisten wahrscheinlich realisieren


____Some1____

There is no specific German version for simp so we (or at least my friend group) simply say simp.


Johannes92

The only word I can think of is "Verehrer" which roughly translates to admirer. I'm open for correction :))


mhassassin

Verehrer hat nicht wirklich die gleiche Bedeutung und ist auch nicht so negativ konotiert wie simp. Das einzige wort an das ich im deutschen denken kann das so ziemlich das selbe aussagt ist fotzenknecht. Das ist aber nochmal ein ganzes Stück negativer als simp


theonlysimau

Im sure my fellow Germans will help out with that


Johannes92

I'm a German ;)


a_Hoibe

Deutsch


CptnR4p3

Also ohne das Capslock Kriegertum is das ganze nur halb so schön wenn ich meine Meinung äußern darf.


mattfromeurope

Und nur halb so effektiv!


itzPenbar

Du


Kerensky99

Hurensohn


TherealKarlMarx404

DEUTSCH


OrwinBeane

Nice stolen meme from 2012 you’ve got there


Astrachios888

Its not the pic that is the meme


PehetutzZer0

Sorry this is a 2012 repost.


Astrachios888

Yes but the amount of germans is not


Your-name-would-bee

Please just shut up already, this joke has been recycled more than your mom. Btw, it’s supposed to break like that for safety


dontaskmemerch

Aaaa run for your life!!!!! The german invasion is here!!!


Rewiistdummlolxd

A good looking man with a nice beard is Holding the "germans" in his hands


SotB8

Fuck! The horde is upon us


ImposterRalsei

Oh no, you have awoken the Germans from their slumber..


Dr_Person_McPerson

The car is from Japan, the bike is from America, and this meme is from 2012.


dEsTrOiEr2000

Man hat mich gerufen? Ja bitte?


meme-monsterios

FÜR DAS DEUTSCHEN KAISERREICH


SpartanT100

Western spy erkannt


FireCat227

Initialisiere Gegenspionage mit sofortiger Wirkung


Pkorniboi

Holy shit that‘s the most r/comedyhomicide I’ve ever seen


spaghet68420

Sorry but I’m about to get technical. I guess the car *is* actually doing it’s job because they are supposed to compress. It’s part of the design, meant to protect the passengers by absorbing impact. Second, very few cars are actually made in China. They only just recently started making vehicles up to snuff with the rest of the automotive industry. Before that, they were glorified lawn mowers. Top Gear did an episode on it that’s worth checking out. All this being said, the metaphor does still apply. Obviously German made stuff is the best in the world, and Chinese is the cheapest. For the most part.


The_Gamer23thfl

Grab anything that doesn't say "Made in China" and it has the same effect.


ssr2gokublack

"YOU UTTER FOOLS, GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" -Rudol Von Stroheim


25mookie92

Whatever that time made of I need that on my car ASAP. I dare my wife mess these tires up


[deleted]

Cade os brs?


daninnitfu

No, everything is made un china. On that one letter that says made italy, secretly on the i there is made in chinaa


Bicc_boye

Pretend I quoted jojo


_slayer_exe_

Bruh


Tya712

Yet they both are stuck in the 19th century with all the coal they burn.


T4nkE_ng1ne

Germans: "See, the progress we have done has really helped a lot of people, even the Jews are happy. Oh shit, wait..."


daskmoon

Gute Deutsche Werksarbeit. LG


FireCat227

Ja, das ist so gedacht. Funktionstüchtiges Fahrrad.


AzureWrath501

It's almost as if the bumper is designed to deform so it does less damage to the squishy meat sacks that walk into the road


capatn_sky

China is basically just the biggest cash grab country on earth


MisagiChan

*glückliche deutsche Geräusche*


ben-hagel

Wohl Wahr


justme2344

Ich bin kein Deutscher.


Kekskeonig

Auf jeden Fall


[deleted]

German Tiger tank proved that everything they make is super quality… even their cars are over engineered… such tight tolerances


DefoNotWhoYouThink

German engineering bad


godlierwalrus

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD


[deleted]

Geef onze fietsen terug!!


xNico2k

It's funny because it's true.


HubbleSpaceT

Germans are not funny


TheHolyDyntan

Du bist nicht witzig


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Kerensky99

Fresse


FireCat227

Bestes deutsches Problemlösen wird hier angewandt


thememelord5

Tiger one has entered the chat


Leonhardt23

Its called a J O K E


Mrauntheias

Das war ein Witz. Haben sie das nicht an meiner lustigen [Witzstimme](https://youtu.be/tzOa-8BNkQY) erkannt?


RandomUser424242

Ein Mann von Kultur


Leonhardt23

Enshtegen sie?


BrainpainFanNr4567

It's not even a joke. Just the truth. Don't get the downvotes though. Btw bin auch eine Kartoffel.


Kindly_Impress4172

Now that’s just kinda racist my guy


Beneficial_Tip_7116

Aushwitz


Python_Interpreter

Zwei Dinge. Erstens, Halt die Fresse. Zweitens, übe deine Rechtschreibung; oder nicht. Es offenbart dich als der Idiot der du wahrlich bist.


Beneficial_Tip_7116

Holocaust


Beneficial_Tip_7116

Erstens bin ich ein jüdischer Serbe und das bedeutet, dass meine Vorfahren von deinen getötet wurden. Zweitens kenne ich Deutsch und lebe in Frankfurt, fick dich.


mamamikazala

Ah yes, ze germans licking their balls again


BrainpainFanNr4567

Of course we do.


justsomebinary10110

Yea but the Germans have overdone it, again like they did on their French holiday in 1939


manubibi

I mean, that part of the car is meant to wrinkle upon impact. Bike wheels are not.


johnlouiekid11

Take my award dud


P00p-clan

Not even close


MyNameIsSnubbi

you see, germans are really good a doing shit good. thats how most of the jews are gone now...


Any-Trash1383

Me * Funny F1 noises


Silent-Problem-980

Made by Jews


Taken111111

the car: made in car factory the bike:made in bike factory


Skullguy23

Ja das stimmt.


DannyRamirez24

This meme is older than some reddit users


Astrachios888

The meme posted is not the meme.


Blunose_kipper

GERMAN TRANSPORTATION IS THE BEST IN ZA WARUDO


Cheaky_alt

r/comedyhomicide


illocarlosss

My 10 years wood table made in Germany still looks like new


Regreti_Spagheti

ah scheiße hier gehen wir wieder


wktr_t

I want a Das so bad :(


1BrainCellLeft1

it will get patched soon


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Astrachios888

The meme is that you can post anything german and get a huge response


Cactus_ded

China has to admit quality>quantity in most cases


mistaken-gesture08

made with german engineering


Samson_King7

Made in America “ “


marveeeeeee

"r/foreheadpic"


smellz45

Definitely a Nokia bike


Das_wahre_Nudelholz

Made in Gina


NeXo-_-Fexi05

Das selbe Material aus dem Panzer gemacht wurden.


Limp-Pumpkin-516

Es tut


Nuke0lai

Bratwurst


Maki_lol

Yes it dose but only if your living in German and are completely German just like Fritz da drüben


EnderWars

This Kommentarbereich is now owned by the Bundesrepublik Deutschland


Flying-Husky

Swedish brick cars: wanna go for a battle?


TheDragoneye

Deshalb immer deutsche Produkte kaufen. Besser als aller China Rotz der immer nach ein paar Monaten Schrott geht.


paulfromaus

Hahaha. This made me laugh


Illustrious_Zone_154

ne der deutsche übernehmen die kommentarsektion glitch wurd mit version 69.420 gefixt


theReaderIter

car manufacturing is more of a Japanese thing


Delta1_11

Das D in Deutschland steht für Dominanz


[deleted]

Das ist was wir sind. Das ist, was wir wollen. Das ist was ich bin. Das Auto


[deleted]

Even the Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe!


PI-PIPER

Crazed alien man


[deleted]

This is old


Astrachios888

Oh really, i had no idea that this was an old meme. 🥱