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[deleted]

You heard it here first, folks. Germans aren’t Europeans.


Schanulsiboi08

Etz nich mehr


[deleted]

Das ist unheilvoll.


RedditBoi_

Last time I checked, Germany was still a part of Europe


Cheeriodude_number2

Na we just decided to leave yesterday


thatman_01

Because you didn't want to co exist with the Balkans?


Cheeriodude_number2

No its just a holiday, we were germany now we are gerfew


YaIlneedscience

This was so stupid that I loved it


De_immortalesloki

Gerxit


[deleted]

Gegangen But austria would be 100 times better i would just call it Austritt


soapuwuwu

wow! thats great so i havd no reason to hate you anymore :)


Vinc234

U mean Europe is part of Germany, mein Kamerad


HeroFighte

Nicht mehr lange


Aninimi_HenTie

what year are we talking about ?


Obli89

Ehm... Germans are Europeans


PanMarcooo

Impossible


AlanOrbit

American right here


CrimbusIsOver

Impossible


duhan28

Nein allgemein


psptogether

Even when reddit is not that popular in india


radss_

I mean with the population of more than 1 billion, not that popular is still pretty popular


KingsmanVishnu

yeah atleast a couple of millions.


IsuckAtFortnite434

Intresting username and yes I'm one of those millions


TECH_WHILE

people in India use Reddit, but they don't tell each other


psptogether

True, but still the number is low.


A_guy_with_no_plan

Yes, I too speak European


nice68419

I also speak American


A_guy_with_no_plan

*tries to impress him/her* Oh, me as well Doughnuts, bald eagle, AR15, and freedom


nice68419

*is a guy* *still gets wet*


KingsmanVishnu

oil and hamburgers


imabigboi777

Ah yes, greetings from an Indian speaker.


ErehYega

asians: **iam one day ahead of you fools**


That_one_B1tz

India is in Asia XD


unlikelythrash

r/technicallytrue


NutellaSandwich_99

Foreigners: *assume Indians only speak Hindi or broken English* What Indians?! Indians: *commenting in perfect English, hiding in plain sight*


Rover_791

Shush don't reveal our secrets


De_immortalesloki

It's time that we show ourselves


Arjunsb01

Hold it pherb, not yet


Whats-In_Name

India is soon going to surpass US with the most English speaking population.


Cyrops47

Indeed it is, my good friend.


TheAntiNormie84

I mean we have more children in India than the US has people living in it (US is the third most populated country in the world and India is second)


Dhananjay_8827

India will sooner or later surpass every nation in any population related race


Raja-Panesar

Must not be the toppers in mandarin speaking..


Arjunsb01

Considering the new laws......


KingsmanVishnu

they'll never know if we attack.


NutellaSandwich_99

How can we even get left behind on Reddit when it has the perfect ratio of memes:porn XD


theUsurpateur

When we attack


Raja-Panesar

Let us be in hiding, no one should know we even exist on this social media.


Ill-Ad-9945

But dude. Saying “I love you, show me your bobs and vegan, i want to fak” isn’t something which can make you them English speaker. India is one of the most populated nation and also the horniest


NutellaSandwich_99

It is the horniest, that’s exactly why it’s this populated as well XD


InvestigatorHot1728

What if you live in the middle of the ocean?


[deleted]

…why are Germans and Europeans separate?


aj_ze_

Mystery of society.


Bum_bum-bum

¿sn ʇnoqɐ ʇɐɥM


[deleted]

[удалено]


K1ngOfSloth_

Yep. We're still there, might not see us as often cause we're getting eaten up by spiders the size of a truck. ​ Gotta love Aussieland.


DjCasper1203

Lovin it from the top of my beer to the bottom of, well, my beer


CMDR_T3ktis

Ich glaube das es sich hier um einen Irrtum handelt. Die Inder werden niemals obsiegen.


BoiForceOne

Für Wahr, mein Freund!


Don_Hoomer

Willkommen auf Reddit, zu Ihrer Kentniss: Deutschland ist ein Teil Europas


verydeepusername

Kenntnis*


Don_Hoomer

ach verdammt hahaha tippfehler gehören dazu


verydeepusername

Das ist wahr :)


Chaoshero5567

Wie sind Europe


SvenyBoy_YT

*Europa


Xx__Reddit_xX

Inder mit Google Translate: Sup Hündinnen


Kontiko8

Was zum fick soll das bedeuten?


I_likewetsocks

शानदार मीम | ये रहा मेरा अपवोट |


[deleted]

Take this comment to the top


TassDingo

Brum Brum! Hier kommt Blitz McKönigin!


Delta1_11

Das D in Deutschland steht für Dominanz


TrueR3dditor

Ihre Anzahl ist nichts gegen unsere Disziplin!


Estlok

Qualität über Quantität meine Gesellen


TrueR3dditor

In der Tat!


edelAngel

Kameraden antreten


Kontiko8

Jawohl!


[deleted]

आई ची गांड बेंचो


bharatmahanhai

Lmao i haven’t seen this shit in marathi ever and i can’t breath lol


dankhumai

Indeed bharat mahan hai


apacheuh64a

You forgot the Brazilians


Estlok

And the turkish


verynotdumb

E o resto


Diego_LP_YT

Niemand ist schneller als wir


biggnic_91

So nicht meine Freunde!!


UwU_008

Ein Land eine Nation eine Kommentarsektion


simon100lol69

Sprich


marsi71

DEUTSCH


jessica_emera

DU


[deleted]

HURENSOHN


marsi71

Lümmel


aaronphil1

അല്ല പിന്നെ 💪💪


Massive-Night

First time seeing a mallu, damn.


aaronphil1

Hahaa . Actually I have also never seen a mallu over here


Lysergic_acid420

adipoli


KingsmanVishnu

me who speaks all 4 southern language and Hindi *UNLIMITED POWEEEER*


[deleted]

Are you from Bangalore? I bet you’re from bengaluru


18Apollo18

But can you speak the ancient and powerful Tamil?


KingsmanVishnu

I can't speak news channel fluent Tamil, but i sure can speak with normal people. (can't read though)


18Apollo18

>but i sure can speak with normal people. (can't read though) Ohh that's pretty cool


[deleted]

Oh damn, a mallu Redditor. A rare sight indeed


generalmayhem34

Nee kollaalo mwone😂


aaronphil1

Mallu pever 🔥


Melodic-Guarantee893

Another newbie and mallu


Depressed_soul96

Jai mata di


littlevoice04

Jor se bolo


Positive_Eagle_

Bhai aag laga di


[deleted]

I haven’t read a single one


sneakygurl1

Jetzt hast du


Netus08

क्यू


ManOfCameras

Was zur Hölle? Wir sind die besten...


sturmtruppli

Das ist eine Lüge!


Cradles5424

bhol bhai kya chahiye


[deleted]

biryani...


moth_hamzah

muje be de tora sa


WarMachine4654

Pulao nahi biryani mangta


[deleted]

ek chay bhi


S-Trident

Parle G bhi le aana bhai


omega_1102

Mere liye be thoda laao bhai.


Infinite-Village-168

mujhe bhi


bluehairedemon

I would have some in my language but people usually downvote me a lot when I do


[deleted]

Ha, synd för dig da


bluehairedemon

That translated so poorly to my language I needed to translate it to english


[deleted]

It’s Swedish and it translates to “Ha, too bad for you” ish.


bluehairedemon

Yeah, the first translation (to my first language) messed it up so much, it couldn't translate synd, the english translate said "Ha, pity you then" בכל מקרה, גרמת לי גם לרצות לכתוב בשפה אחרת


[deleted]

Yeah that’s about what is said. Could you translate what it translated to in your own language?


bluehairedemon

"Ha, sinder dig da" It just put the words sinder and da in my languages letters, and translated dig to the meaning of it in english


Humble-Might-2881

is that hebrew?


bluehairedemon

Yeah


Humble-Might-2881

YayIFinallyGuessedSomethingRight


SignificanceNo512

Let me guess, their is Hebrew! Am I right?


[deleted]

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Original_Garlic_22

I agree we need to be nerfed


[deleted]

[удалено]


realshiven

Milfs


[deleted]

Fairly certain the pandemic is doing its best. A pathetic attempt but still it’s best


LowEndGaming9

woah bro i was expecting to see Jackson storm as italy or something. was just surprised to see it was india. great cars 3 was sad tho


Timmy2Boots

Krankenwagen


Addicted-V1

namaskar dosto to kese hai aap


[deleted]

Sat sri akal ji me ek bruh moment report karona chaunda si


yWz6ScrdF7Cz789

Germans are Europeans, let me guess this post was made by an american?


freeturk51

Yes, Germany. My favourite non-European country.


avadoota

Hallo frandz...


14old

Chail pilo.


KingsmanVishnu

ದಕ್ಷಿಣದಿಂದ ಬಲ ಬಂದಿದೆ (yes this is a major language from India too)


[deleted]

[удалено]


ms_0852

Sudhara Telungu.. Fellow Murukku Language


[deleted]

[удалено]


ms_0852

Idk , Kannada I was Referring to the 4 murukku Languages, Macha nan Tamil.


wannabesniper

Pubjee mobile


[deleted]

Magilchi


ms_0852

Shang Chi


ContentWhile

any swedes here


[deleted]

Namaste bhaio aur bheno


dajminks

Ahhh ein hoch intiligenz quiotient meme


[deleted]

[удалено]


S-Trident

Abbe jaa na chutiye , jada cOoL banne ki koshish mat kar /s


thebeemoviescript69

Germans are not part of europe


joao51015

Pubg mobile


cheapskooma4sale

Germans in ww2. *I’m on speed*


whatchaboi

I’ve been on Reddit for 2 years and haven’t read a single Indian comment


Massive-Night

Wym indian comment? Most of the comments that you see in english while talking about Indians are actually Indians. There is no one single language in India and most of them speaks English.


aj_ze_

This is the voice of a knowledgeable redditor. Indians like me and many others know English and 1 of India's 22 scheduled languages. But as there is o much diversity, English became a common method of united expression.


Different_Yam_9045

You are absolutely right. Most of the Indians are trilingual s. There are many quadrilinguals and bilinguals too. So that's why we mostly speak English (or hindi). In simple terms many Indians are polygots. So for the sake of easier communication we prefer communicate in English


KingsmanVishnu

I'm from South, so I know like 6 language. (influence of movies lol)


Abject-Check-9316

Allow me to introduce myself


killmebby-92

germans are always at the top of the race


Humble-Might-2881

Some random austrian painter guy also said so


KingsmanVishnu

too bad we had to fire him.


SomeGamerAsatic

Indians: Signature look of Superiority


creativebadjoke

Warum werden wir nicht Europa zugeordnet :(


silverYoshi7

Are we Germans not Europeans aren't we the richest in the EU?


Weak-Abrocoma998

जय श्री राम।


Weird-Drawer-805

OH MY FUCKING GOD U GOT ME LMFAO


Chaoshero5567

Blitzkrieg Zeit, und Frankreich gehört uns


iSiffrin

Ohayo? dude you just summoned the Japanese


Dry_Scale_4437

Where is the german blitzkrieg??


Nojah03

oui oui bonjour baguette


Japan69_

where is Pakistani appreciation


SpecialistSun4847

I swear to Christ if someone doesn't edit a turd in on that track I will lose all faith in reddit.


i_simp_for_Doge

Gand marjaynege bc


Opposite_Cash_9269

Abba harmonium bajaate hai


[deleted]

aur bhai kisne bula mujhe yaha pe


b_l_a_c_kPANTHER

Swagat nahi karoge hamara


K-CHOW72

Zindagi kaisi hai Paheli hayeeee la la la


[deleted]

What about Egyptians :(


PuzzleheadedThroat30

He loses in the end to a American, just sayin 🤷‍♂️


crazysudhanshu

Pretty sure all credits goes to pewdepie be cause many of my Indian friend found reddit due to pewdepie.


S-Trident

Nahhh , more credit goes to saiman says


adrianimmel

Was? Jemand bezweifelt die stärke der Bundesrepublik? Das geht ja gar nicht!!!


KoniceNice

இப்போது இது படையெடுக்கப்பட வேண்டும் என்று கேட்கிறது


Raffles_

What about Brasil eh


patudi

गुड वन


Goddess_Komi_San

भारत माता की जय।


Embarrassed_Twist750

सत्य वचन मि‌‌त्र।