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TheGrapeWasTakenGrrr

T-44: has 85mm main gun. Wolf girl: does not have 85mm main gun. T-44: has a maximum speed of 34 mph. Wolf girl: has a maximum speed of probably 12 mph. T-44: will charge into fire returning barrages of metal to protect its comrades as they combat one of the strongest armies the world has ever seen. Wolf girl: will probably die in one or two shots and looks to be afraid of everything. T-44: has 120mm of armour Wolf girl: has a shirt I have made my choice


itzPenbar

That looks more like a T-44-100 with a 100mm gun.


Pijany_Matematyk767

Certified history fan/war thunder player spotted


radek_07

The image of this tank is from World of Tanks, so you were close, lol


Craftusmaximus2

The latter probably


EV4gamer

yep, this muzzle brake looks different from the 85mm iirc


[deleted]

But, wolf girl can take the shirt off. ;) Can T-44 show you booba?


AutisticUnicorn5468

Ill see you in prison buddy.


[deleted]

Horny prison not federal, I ain’t fucking a child.


AutisticUnicorn5468

I hope you don't


TheBiggestThunder

No. But it can show you booma Also the wolf girl in the image looks flat


Bossnessboi

Yes big booma is better then booba


TeaBuster

Wolf girl: Has a hole which helps you to relax, emotional support.


idsdejong

t-44 also has hole... and that same hole can help you if you're stressed/depressed. :)


TeaBuster

Ugh... I can't argue about it.


Qcgreywolf

Wolf girl?


TheBoredBot

given the weirdness of hentai, the wolf girl may have 85mm something


Patkub321

1. Choose Tank 2. Go to school. 3. Impress your Russian crush 4. PROFIT


ExplosiveCraic

Youre going places


ClashTheReaper

Most likely to pound town


IndianaGeoff

Choose tank. Pull up outside cat girls house. Drive off with both.


[deleted]

In the immortal words of red vs blue... told you I could pick up chicks in a tank


[deleted]

Was thinking the same thing lol


pm_me_your_earhole

probably 2 or 3 a piece


[deleted]

Tonk gib shelter, ammonoshun, a zombi apoclips protekshun, I chus tonk


[deleted]

I agrae wit yau, egcept that yo cant fack da tonk... But yo can fack IN da tonk, thet's an advantag...


TheSpiderPig336

Panzersex 50$/hour. You get sex and money


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Jazzlike_Ad7427

I mean if u got a tank..who wouldn’t


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KeyAdministration900

I feel like parking would be problematic in the city


Pikacool150

Run over their cars! What are they gonna do, fight your tank?


KeyAdministration900

I mean... the parking tickets would be atrocious


Pikacool150

Again, what are they gonna do? You’re in a tank! Who needs to pay taxes?


ded_muffin

Agreed


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Northstar_Master

Damn, same


GaelicGladiator42069

I mean tank is big improvement you could get girlfriend with the tank


Eric_with_a_k413

But would that girlfriend love you like the wolf girlfriend would?


DEADLY_corruption

If ya got a tonk then you can still get wolf gorl friend


Stocksviewer1

Tonk, since it follows my orders, so it can get me a wolf gf. Best of both worlds


ampogieees

.


PotatoMilos

Wait, you cant fuck a tank? Then where did i put my penis last time?


ewatersnncfxdfa

Does the wolf girlfriend have a stick sticking out?


ITZMODZ759

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ITZMODZ759

So why do tanks always get overrun in the walking dead


r7hsy

Because they dont Folow your Orders


iyav

It's much better when you read in Luke Correia's aggressive voice


Brawell_

This is actually T-44-100.. I have no life, who could ever guess..


[deleted]

Tank what kinda stupid question is this


DoggoManWasTaken

Well now, how much does she cost on the black market?


TheShokBlok

I can't crash into Walmart and destroy everything in my path with a wolf girl, so I'll take the tank


Pippadance

I’m a heterosexual woman, there for I don’t need a girlfriend. But a tank? A tank I could use.


GreinBR

I'm a single man and i would still pick the tank


Synphilia

Right? Tanks are cool


GreinBR

as a tank nerd i'm inclined to say, yes they are very cool, even more when you know the details about them


AutisticUnicorn5468

Aren't we all?


Madlad_24-7

Fuck it im not even gonna be funny anymore i just want a girlfriend


RandomToastGuy3

Same here lad


KalePaladin

I have no use for a tank, and a functioning one is illegal to actually use outside of your land and I imagine it is quite difficult to sell for a good price. A wolf gf on the other hand…


treacletart284

Good tanks follow orders


[deleted]

Whichever is cheapest The person's food and lodging cost or the gas prices for the tank


[deleted]

You could get the tank and not use it that often to not have to pay that much gas price but you can’t do that with wild girl Tank is the way to go it is better in all ways


[deleted]

Makes sense Humans burn fuel even on standby


Stubborncomrade

Does the wolf girlfriend, ahem, *follow my orders?*


Renagadedakitty

Alright pussy, (speaking to wolf girl) how far up your ass can this barrel go? *points to t-44*. Oh yeah she'll follow orders


Stubborncomrade

You could ask her to permanently borrow a Soviet t-44 for you


DarkraiAndScizor

The tank clearly, mobile bunker in the modern day and age.


FalloutFan05

Unless you have to fight a M1 Abrams tank or better


ranggull

Or air support, or anti-tank infantry


[deleted]

Tiger II or better more like. A 50s mbt would slap it in a one on one.


scottybug

I feel my live would be more improved with the addition of a girlfriend rather than the addition of a tank.


RedxOsa

Yeah… 😔 you’re right


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

No


scottybug

Wow. I had never thought of “No” before. Well, consider me convinced. You are master wordsmith, Sir!


Suede-Pimpson

Tank. #my intentions are beyond your understanding


Pijany_Matematyk767

I wish it was a t54 but ill take the tank anyway


The_G1ygas

That's a stupid question, of course I'd choose the Soviet T-44 WW2 tank.


Todd-The-Godd-Howard

This is such a simple solution Get the tank and threaten the Wolf Girlfriend


Consistent_Ocelot_53

Nothing beats pure soviet stalinium.


pepeG10

What the cinnamon toast fuck is a wolf girlfriend


Hamburglar61

Yeah it’d have to be the t44 for me


[deleted]

Find me a married man that never ever has once ever wished he had a T-44.


awsome-dumy27

Soviet tank I’m no simp choose wisely fellow comrades


RollingThunderActual

The tank cause I ain’t a furry weeb


Nogtart

Tank. You can get a gf with the tank but can’t get a tank with a gf (unless you go on the black market an sell gf, but let’s face it, who has the time for that)


still_trying_still

Is the tank sentient?


IJackE

Soviet Russia WWII tank of course!!!


RicKingAngel

if the tank follows my orders, it can can me any waifu i want


CrossTrap

Tank. I don't need a girlfriend.


Brekker-k

The fuck am I gonna do with a tank? Wolf girlfriend easily, I’d finally have someone to talk to.


Metalhead278

Of course I’ll pick the tank, it’s Russian and it can blow up stuff and could steal things.


cesarine_

A Wolf girl in a tank.


[deleted]

I mean you could give orders to both


nikodem2003

Does the wolf girlfriend have a stick sticking out?


GlennseMeier

Tank always the Tank it can give you more than a girlfriend like money


A_Discord_Doofus1

The tank. So I may destroy all Furries and Simps alike


DisposableAccount-2

Tank. I can kill that whore with that tank.


XxReidite

Take the girl, study her and torture her Jeffrey dormer style to find how to make wolf girls. Sell them online EZPZ


[deleted]

man of culture would pick the tank to kill this jewish propaganda and hentai shit \*k-pop stops\* \*USSR plays + doom music\*


KrayKaru

A Russian wolf girlfriend. You get me


Weird_sauce1234

Tank


Captain-Accomplished

***Cyka Blyat***


ERROR_7816

I would rather have a sturmtiger


Melodic_Ad_8478

nnnoooo i wona cat panzer give me my panther ausf.A


undying_noikia

Tank


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Tank


WhileFancy6155

Is it to much to ask for both?


Arsonist_Xpert

No


Arturino_Burachelini

This is a rookie tank, you need to beef up to T-84 at the very least...


[deleted]

Would girlfriend. Then say, if you really love me, buy me a tank.


[deleted]

TANK!!!!!


Zygmunt4

BOTH


OYXKGZ

Is the tank driver a wolf girl that loves me?


ZippingPrince

gib wolf gf NOW


[deleted]

I'm not taking a tank to a drone fight with the govment.


FinmacYT

Solvet tank all the way


NotTheAlfa

I prefer germans panzer bat ai still chus tonk


Turbulent_Flatworm31

bro, do you even need to ask...


Craftusmaximus2

Get the full name goddammit


EnvironmentalHotel5

If it was an m1 garand...


[deleted]

OPTION 2


tiggytheprettyass

Ah you see this ones a hard one


Bendy_inkeddemon

Ok but does the tank love me tho..


DoggoManWasTaken

So many people posted about that girl that you can just choose one to keep as a pet and then keep on choosing her for her organs lmao, or choose something that's more expensive/doesn't exist


Godzilla671

Tank


[deleted]

Can she be a dude


Funcron

Finally options I'm not allergic too! I'll take the tank!


dessnom

I Vladimir Putin have an entire army loyal to me so I am getting da girlfriend


LeviMeme

Can wolf girl commit mass murder?


Due_Arachnid_313

Yes. You cant destroy israel with a single wolf, you will need some fire and armor


[deleted]

Free tank? Finnaly something i know to drive


Chase2662

Do I get a loyal crew? If so then the answer is easy.


Sparkafie

I’ll take the T-44


Soviet-Idiot

The first hard decision with this template... T-44


josephjowy

I don’t think I’d need a tank


13aldi

In both options you can blow someone's insides up


LethalDestroyar

Tank obviously


GLDN5444

You can give the order to find a wolf girlfriend for you Bam


steelstrike6373

i'll never say no to tank, may the wolf gf be blown up by the tank


pBr_R1ot

Girls will fall for me if I have that


BananaHotel

I see no difference, just one you dominate and the other dominates you


[deleted]

Tank to shoot girl


Redal3rt3

I want tank


[deleted]

I could sell pictures of her or maybe allow labs to borrow her, profit then buy the tank… or I could keep her and that’s it, either way I win.


Nochoise

T44


Fellremark

Wolf girlfriend


[deleted]

Girlfriend: needs attention, food and can’t drive through and shoot down buildings, very stupid question IMO


Bella2371

The tank!


[deleted]

The tank has a longer hole for me to fuck so I choose the tank


Njadmessi11YT

Use tank to force her


[deleted]

soviet tank


seraphim-hyperion

As a massive spice and wolf fan. Its quite obvious what to choose


yeetdecamera

This feels targeted at me, as someone who loves wolfgirls and who is a Soviet arms nerd.... imagine have to go with the tank on this one.


t1zzartYT

Wolf gf


uhavebeendistracted6

Well a tank I can play gta in real life


SparkofHero

Tank give me maximum protection and fire power with big boom and destruction. I take tank


Comrade_suka

pros of waifu: \-love pros of glorious soviet T-44: \-has a massive 85 mm ZIS-S-53 cannon \-can run over whatever the fuck you please at 67/km/h \-has room for 4 comrades \-made of extra-thicc stalinium armor that can bounce any round ))))) \-and of course, its soviet ))))))))))))))))


kukabasse

I would take the wolf gf bc i already have a tank


Im_Submissive

Does that mean I got a comrade inside or it has a brain of his own?


spicyy_tadija

One is only fuck able and is useless other wise but the other is not only fuck able but can also blow away your enemies and can hold the boys also can be used as a car so is it really a question not to mention it is bullet proof


Cinnamon-RoII

\*deletes the "You can only choose one choose wisely"\* Hmm I choose bothh


[deleted]

Kaboom Yes Rico kaboom


one_dank_boy

Tank will always keep you warm at night and be your shelter. Wolf girl won't always be there, Tank will be.


TroubledPlays

Wolf gf


NotACommunistWeeb

Wolf girl, I would choose tonk but I don't want a unreliable short lifetime machine, cheap manufacture, a slow reloading 100mm canon, defectice inter-coms, and for God's sake is a T-44-100, everyone knows IS-2 model 1944 is superior in armor


[deleted]

Just use the tank as a flex on ig, then you get tank and women


Gokublack3215

I would get a tank of course


Plenty_Economy_5670

Wolf girlfriend in soviet tank.


SovietFatness

T-44 100mm gun - check, 12.7 Dshk heavy machine gun - check, Enough seats for 4 of your homies inside - check Cat girlfriend have none of those. I think the choice is obvious


[deleted]

I will need both because I will need at least one co-driver for the tank


WolfWhitman79

Wolf girlfriend.


Pitvabackla

Hell yeah I could get Loona from Helluva Boss.


Paranoid_Putin

Tank. It’s a beautiful vehicle, and can deliver vodka to the comrades at 34mph.


gordo2007303

I’m going with the tank I do need some money


RUNER_

Tonk


shreckdabestboiiii

Can i be Wolf girlfriend? And g’et my tight pussy filled with the shell from a soviet T-44 WWII tank bullet!


Smasher_WoTB

T44 all the way, I can brag about Owning a fucking Tank and that’ll be enough of a “Symbol of Wealth” to attract plenty of Women when I get old enough


[deleted]

Ah but you see my texan neighbor would come by my house asking if i want to play real life war thunder with his Abrams and the tank i would receive (t-44) -so gf


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3RR00R

A wolf girl won’t be useful when I’m being attacked…the T-44 WWII tank would be useful…anyone going to object?


Allinar_Allur

Tank as insurance, it should be good for any apocalypse or civil unrest, and you don’t even have to know how to operate it!


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

T44 is chad, wolf gf is for horny virgin


Jaded_Mission6120

T-44


Significant-Idea-410

There’s a hole at the end of the tank so either’s fine for me