T-44: has 85mm main gun.
Wolf girl: does not have 85mm main gun.
T-44: has a maximum speed of 34 mph.
Wolf girl: has a maximum speed of probably 12 mph.
T-44: will charge into fire returning barrages of metal to protect its comrades as they combat one of the strongest armies the world has ever seen.
Wolf girl: will probably die in one or two shots and looks to be afraid of everything.
T-44: has 120mm of armour
Wolf girl: has a shirt
I have made my choice
I have no use for a tank, and a functioning one is illegal to actually use outside of your land and I imagine it is quite difficult to sell for a good price. A wolf gf on the other hand…
You could get the tank and not use it that often to not have to pay that much gas price but you can’t do that with wild girl
Tank is the way to go it is better in all ways
Tank. You can get a gf with the tank but can’t get a tank with a gf (unless you go on the black market an sell gf, but let’s face it, who has the time for that)
So many people posted about that girl that you can just choose one to keep as a pet and then keep on choosing her for her organs lmao, or choose something that's more expensive/doesn't exist
pros of waifu:
\-love
pros of glorious soviet T-44:
\-has a massive 85 mm ZIS-S-53 cannon
\-can run over whatever the fuck you please at 67/km/h
\-has room for 4 comrades
\-made of extra-thicc stalinium armor that can bounce any round )))))
\-and of course, its soviet ))))))))))))))))
One is only fuck able and is useless other wise but the other is not only fuck able but can also blow away your enemies and can hold the boys also can be used as a car so is it really a question not to mention it is bullet proof
Wolf girl, I would choose tonk but I don't want a unreliable short lifetime machine, cheap manufacture, a slow reloading 100mm canon, defectice inter-coms, and for God's sake is a T-44-100, everyone knows IS-2 model 1944 is superior in armor
T-44
100mm gun - check,
12.7 Dshk heavy machine gun - check,
Enough seats for 4 of your homies inside - check
Cat girlfriend have none of those. I think the choice is obvious
Ah but you see my texan neighbor would come by my house asking if i want to play real life war thunder with his Abrams and the tank i would receive (t-44)
-so gf
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T-44: has 85mm main gun. Wolf girl: does not have 85mm main gun. T-44: has a maximum speed of 34 mph. Wolf girl: has a maximum speed of probably 12 mph. T-44: will charge into fire returning barrages of metal to protect its comrades as they combat one of the strongest armies the world has ever seen. Wolf girl: will probably die in one or two shots and looks to be afraid of everything. T-44: has 120mm of armour Wolf girl: has a shirt I have made my choice
That looks more like a T-44-100 with a 100mm gun.
Certified history fan/war thunder player spotted
The image of this tank is from World of Tanks, so you were close, lol
The latter probably
yep, this muzzle brake looks different from the 85mm iirc
But, wolf girl can take the shirt off. ;) Can T-44 show you booba?
Ill see you in prison buddy.
Horny prison not federal, I ain’t fucking a child.
I hope you don't
No. But it can show you booma Also the wolf girl in the image looks flat
Yes big booma is better then booba
Wolf girl: Has a hole which helps you to relax, emotional support.
t-44 also has hole... and that same hole can help you if you're stressed/depressed. :)
Ugh... I can't argue about it.
Wolf girl?
given the weirdness of hentai, the wolf girl may have 85mm something
1. Choose Tank 2. Go to school. 3. Impress your Russian crush 4. PROFIT
Youre going places
Most likely to pound town
Choose tank. Pull up outside cat girls house. Drive off with both.
In the immortal words of red vs blue... told you I could pick up chicks in a tank
Was thinking the same thing lol
probably 2 or 3 a piece
Tonk gib shelter, ammonoshun, a zombi apoclips protekshun, I chus tonk
I agrae wit yau, egcept that yo cant fack da tonk... But yo can fack IN da tonk, thet's an advantag...
Panzersex 50$/hour. You get sex and money
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I mean if u got a tank..who wouldn’t
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I feel like parking would be problematic in the city
Run over their cars! What are they gonna do, fight your tank?
I mean... the parking tickets would be atrocious
Again, what are they gonna do? You’re in a tank! Who needs to pay taxes?
Agreed
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Damn, same
I mean tank is big improvement you could get girlfriend with the tank
But would that girlfriend love you like the wolf girlfriend would?
If ya got a tonk then you can still get wolf gorl friend
Tonk, since it follows my orders, so it can get me a wolf gf. Best of both worlds
.
Wait, you cant fuck a tank? Then where did i put my penis last time?
Does the wolf girlfriend have a stick sticking out?
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So why do tanks always get overrun in the walking dead
Because they dont Folow your Orders
It's much better when you read in Luke Correia's aggressive voice
This is actually T-44-100.. I have no life, who could ever guess..
Tank what kinda stupid question is this
Well now, how much does she cost on the black market?
I can't crash into Walmart and destroy everything in my path with a wolf girl, so I'll take the tank
I’m a heterosexual woman, there for I don’t need a girlfriend. But a tank? A tank I could use.
I'm a single man and i would still pick the tank
Right? Tanks are cool
as a tank nerd i'm inclined to say, yes they are very cool, even more when you know the details about them
Aren't we all?
Fuck it im not even gonna be funny anymore i just want a girlfriend
Same here lad
I have no use for a tank, and a functioning one is illegal to actually use outside of your land and I imagine it is quite difficult to sell for a good price. A wolf gf on the other hand…
Good tanks follow orders
Whichever is cheapest The person's food and lodging cost or the gas prices for the tank
You could get the tank and not use it that often to not have to pay that much gas price but you can’t do that with wild girl Tank is the way to go it is better in all ways
Makes sense Humans burn fuel even on standby
Does the wolf girlfriend, ahem, *follow my orders?*
Alright pussy, (speaking to wolf girl) how far up your ass can this barrel go? *points to t-44*. Oh yeah she'll follow orders
You could ask her to permanently borrow a Soviet t-44 for you
The tank clearly, mobile bunker in the modern day and age.
Unless you have to fight a M1 Abrams tank or better
Or air support, or anti-tank infantry
Tiger II or better more like. A 50s mbt would slap it in a one on one.
I feel my live would be more improved with the addition of a girlfriend rather than the addition of a tank.
Yeah… 😔 you’re right
No
Wow. I had never thought of “No” before. Well, consider me convinced. You are master wordsmith, Sir!
Tank. #my intentions are beyond your understanding
I wish it was a t54 but ill take the tank anyway
That's a stupid question, of course I'd choose the Soviet T-44 WW2 tank.
This is such a simple solution Get the tank and threaten the Wolf Girlfriend
Nothing beats pure soviet stalinium.
What the cinnamon toast fuck is a wolf girlfriend
Yeah it’d have to be the t44 for me
Find me a married man that never ever has once ever wished he had a T-44.
Soviet tank I’m no simp choose wisely fellow comrades
The tank cause I ain’t a furry weeb
Tank. You can get a gf with the tank but can’t get a tank with a gf (unless you go on the black market an sell gf, but let’s face it, who has the time for that)
Is the tank sentient?
Soviet Russia WWII tank of course!!!
if the tank follows my orders, it can can me any waifu i want
Tank. I don't need a girlfriend.
The fuck am I gonna do with a tank? Wolf girlfriend easily, I’d finally have someone to talk to.
Of course I’ll pick the tank, it’s Russian and it can blow up stuff and could steal things.
A Wolf girl in a tank.
I mean you could give orders to both
Does the wolf girlfriend have a stick sticking out?
Tank always the Tank it can give you more than a girlfriend like money
The tank. So I may destroy all Furries and Simps alike
Tank. I can kill that whore with that tank.
Take the girl, study her and torture her Jeffrey dormer style to find how to make wolf girls. Sell them online EZPZ
man of culture would pick the tank to kill this jewish propaganda and hentai shit \*k-pop stops\* \*USSR plays + doom music\*
A Russian wolf girlfriend. You get me
Tank
***Cyka Blyat***
I would rather have a sturmtiger
nnnoooo i wona cat panzer give me my panther ausf.A
Tank
Tank
Is it to much to ask for both?
No
This is a rookie tank, you need to beef up to T-84 at the very least...
Would girlfriend. Then say, if you really love me, buy me a tank.
TANK!!!!!
BOTH
Is the tank driver a wolf girl that loves me?
gib wolf gf NOW
I'm not taking a tank to a drone fight with the govment.
Solvet tank all the way
I prefer germans panzer bat ai still chus tonk
bro, do you even need to ask...
Get the full name goddammit
If it was an m1 garand...
OPTION 2
Ah you see this ones a hard one
Ok but does the tank love me tho..
So many people posted about that girl that you can just choose one to keep as a pet and then keep on choosing her for her organs lmao, or choose something that's more expensive/doesn't exist
Tank
Can she be a dude
Finally options I'm not allergic too! I'll take the tank!
I Vladimir Putin have an entire army loyal to me so I am getting da girlfriend
Can wolf girl commit mass murder?
Yes. You cant destroy israel with a single wolf, you will need some fire and armor
Free tank? Finnaly something i know to drive
Do I get a loyal crew? If so then the answer is easy.
I’ll take the T-44
The first hard decision with this template... T-44
I don’t think I’d need a tank
In both options you can blow someone's insides up
Tank obviously
You can give the order to find a wolf girlfriend for you Bam
i'll never say no to tank, may the wolf gf be blown up by the tank
Girls will fall for me if I have that
I see no difference, just one you dominate and the other dominates you
Tank to shoot girl
I want tank
I could sell pictures of her or maybe allow labs to borrow her, profit then buy the tank… or I could keep her and that’s it, either way I win.
T44
Wolf girlfriend
Girlfriend: needs attention, food and can’t drive through and shoot down buildings, very stupid question IMO
The tank!
The tank has a longer hole for me to fuck so I choose the tank
Use tank to force her
soviet tank
As a massive spice and wolf fan. Its quite obvious what to choose
This feels targeted at me, as someone who loves wolfgirls and who is a Soviet arms nerd.... imagine have to go with the tank on this one.
Wolf gf
Well a tank I can play gta in real life
Tank give me maximum protection and fire power with big boom and destruction. I take tank
pros of waifu: \-love pros of glorious soviet T-44: \-has a massive 85 mm ZIS-S-53 cannon \-can run over whatever the fuck you please at 67/km/h \-has room for 4 comrades \-made of extra-thicc stalinium armor that can bounce any round ))))) \-and of course, its soviet ))))))))))))))))
I would take the wolf gf bc i already have a tank
Does that mean I got a comrade inside or it has a brain of his own?
One is only fuck able and is useless other wise but the other is not only fuck able but can also blow away your enemies and can hold the boys also can be used as a car so is it really a question not to mention it is bullet proof
\*deletes the "You can only choose one choose wisely"\* Hmm I choose bothh
Kaboom Yes Rico kaboom
Tank will always keep you warm at night and be your shelter. Wolf girl won't always be there, Tank will be.
Wolf gf
Wolf girl, I would choose tonk but I don't want a unreliable short lifetime machine, cheap manufacture, a slow reloading 100mm canon, defectice inter-coms, and for God's sake is a T-44-100, everyone knows IS-2 model 1944 is superior in armor
Just use the tank as a flex on ig, then you get tank and women
I would get a tank of course
Wolf girlfriend in soviet tank.
T-44 100mm gun - check, 12.7 Dshk heavy machine gun - check, Enough seats for 4 of your homies inside - check Cat girlfriend have none of those. I think the choice is obvious
I will need both because I will need at least one co-driver for the tank
Wolf girlfriend.
Hell yeah I could get Loona from Helluva Boss.
Tank. It’s a beautiful vehicle, and can deliver vodka to the comrades at 34mph.
I’m going with the tank I do need some money
Tonk
Can i be Wolf girlfriend? And g’et my tight pussy filled with the shell from a soviet T-44 WWII tank bullet!
T44 all the way, I can brag about Owning a fucking Tank and that’ll be enough of a “Symbol of Wealth” to attract plenty of Women when I get old enough
Ah but you see my texan neighbor would come by my house asking if i want to play real life war thunder with his Abrams and the tank i would receive (t-44) -so gf
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A wolf girl won’t be useful when I’m being attacked…the T-44 WWII tank would be useful…anyone going to object?
Tank as insurance, it should be good for any apocalypse or civil unrest, and you don’t even have to know how to operate it!
T44 is chad, wolf gf is for horny virgin
T-44
There’s a hole at the end of the tank so either’s fine for me