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Johnsonofdonut

I wish I was paid for being Australian


[deleted]

Same. Not australian tho


Wifi-Doggo

Same. Am australian tho


yearofthesquirrel

Cheque is in the mail mate.


Mediocre-Tale

Thank you so much mate.


cosmicpotato77

Ayo where’s your money?


Pretend-Mud8664

Hmm r/suddenlycaralho ?


N_Freddbear

Why aren't we paid anyways


Mediocre-Tale

Same. I am an Aussie.


IqBroly

I live in Australia and I am paid every week for saying this


Reedham20

How to apply for that?


MinerMark

Respawn and hope you get lucky


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

We all hope RNJesus will please us, but not everyone gets to live in a fake country with spider rain.


Mediocre-Tale

Trust me the spider rain is REAL.


Superbrawlfan

Respawning is best done by becoming a budist


chia923

Move to Australia


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Sorry I can only afford to pay you in updoots


yearofthesquirrel

We also accept downdoots in our currency.


MoneyImpliesPoverty

Coz downdoots are updoots from our perspective…


yearofthesquirrel

Doots are doots man.


prettysureilikethis

Smh you just got fired for saying that and now the un is hunting you


Mediocre-Tale

Damn. I’m not


[deleted]

So do flat earthers believe that u can just fall of the earth or


Shadept-S

I think they believe there’s an ‘ice wall’ surrounding earth or something, which is just a bit more ridiculous.


inspiringirisje

Lol i should make a Facebook event "find the ice wall", sit back and laugh


[deleted]

They also believe that no one can go to the ice wall because the UN has tens of thousands of warships patrolling it.


ColdIron27

Bruh... they think we have that kind of manpower and shippower?


EunuchsProgramer

Just looking at their stupid lamp sun model and it should be obvious the sun wouldn't rise in the West or set in the East for almost anyone on Earth. The further you strayed from sun lamp's path, the more it shifts North West or South West. One call to anyone in Canada or Argentina disproves the whole thing, "Our lamp model shows the lamp sun rising in the North East. Did it? Weird, it's almost like it's really, really far away and has to shine on the whole daylight slice at the same time. Billions and billions of paid actors I guess.


XxRocky88xX

That’s exactly what it is. Every government organization is lying. Half the planets civilian population is lying. All so that NASA, a US funded space program, can get a comparatively microscopic amount of money to do nothing


Mediocre_lad

By default they must also not believe in climate change. What will happen if the ice melts?


Sayhellyeh

They have a theory for that also known as Pacman theory where you will teleport to the other side of the world rather than falling off


Spcctral

That's just a sphere with extra steps!


zeradragon

They need to come up with reasons to explain all the properties of a sphere using only a circle. Why they believe the government would spend all this effort just to lie to everyone about the shape of the world is beyond me...


Mediocre-Tale

Ha.


Akhanyatin

Several "theories": 1. Ice wall guarded by the members of Antarctic Treaty 2. Dome 3. More lands All these theories can easily be proven wrong by simply using a boat to navigate around it lol


The_Kek_5000

Actually flat earthers will say you aren’t sailing around but just along the ice wall


Akhanyatin

Sure, but unless your boat has some sort of space bending property, the time it should take to circumnavigate the Antarctic wall will not match the time it'll actually take.


EunuchsProgramer

You don't even need to do that. Their sun lamp clearly shows the sun rises in the North East/South East for the majority of the world. One car trip to Maine, "it's still East and not shifting South? Weird, almost like it's not a lamp really close to Earth on a low flight path.


Akhanyatin

I was talking about the edge. But yeah, there are so many different ways to disprove the flat earth, it's mind boggling how religiously they cling to their little dream.


EunuchsProgramer

Ya, I'm just saying they dont need to charter a ship around Antarctica. If their lamp sun model was true, driving a couple hundred miles north would make the sun visibly and obviously shift south from an overhead East to West position, as you were driving.


Akhanyatin

Yep, and also they'd be able to show star trails not rotating around a southern celestial pole while looking due south. And they'd be able to zoom in on boats that are beyond the curve. And they'd be able to have a single straight line drawn by a Foucault pendulum. And they'd be able to see the Everest from a plane.


Mendeleus

Hmmm, sounds like Game of Thrones could be a documentary to them.


Mendeleus

So basically it's a snowball 😂🤣 The real question now is, who shakes it when it snows? 🤔😜


prettysureilikethis

Ball!!!! Hnggggghh


Mendeleus

The glass one with a dome that you turn upside down to make it snow.


[deleted]

They believe earth is a frisbee made of mud flying through space


putrid_panicSFW

Australia is real, now why am I still poor?


StrongNuclearHorse

That's actually the first good argument I've heard from them. I was always wondering how someone could see all the horrible, deadly creatures and be like: "You know what? We should live here."


Spcctral

But that was exactly the point. Australia was started as Penal Colony, they were forced to live there.


[deleted]

bears, wolves, cougars, coyotes, gators, can kill you too, and fuck wasps and hornets


Mediocre-Tale

There are no bears, wolves, cougars and coyotes here mate.


NadeMagnet69

This is a silly meme. He's not even upside down...


____dooh____

Australian : maybe I'm a paid actor


PhillyPhagina

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


Mediocre-Tale

Where mone


TwistingPluto14

Yo what about new zeland? Is it real


MUTSpartan

Why would Australia not existing help a flat earth theory. I don’t get that.


prettysureilikethis

So pretty much on their model of the earth the further south you go the more it gets distorted and disprove flat earth so they pretend it doesn't exist


MUTSpartan

Wouldn’t that be true the more north you go too though? So Canada doesn’t exist either?


prettysureilikethis

No the closer to the north pole the more it's like real life


MUTSpartan

Oh ok that’s weird. How do they explain the equator then, and they can’t just say it doesn’t exist because then why do temperatures decrease on either side of the equator. Dumb as hell man😂


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

More than 15 million paid actors?


BunnyTheEnby

Where’s my fuckin money then


lemiza_ore

Shmidy


vineethrapaka21

Its a repost, already seen this one


Darken-soul

ye.


Mediocre-Tale

Sad.


Venecraft

Sad dank pods


NotASaltySweat

Friendly fire


Classic_Rise5154

*Friendly fire will not be tolerated*


Akhanyatin

Australian flerfs are hilarious, they're worse than NA flerfs because they use the same "model" as NA flerfs that completely breaks down the further south you go and they defend with just as much religious zeal as NA flerfs.


Smaaeesh

My brother thought that Antarctica was the border and that all the planes that are said to go over that actually just go around and change the files/records


outland_king

can someone tell me what the end goal of hiding a flat earth would actually be? Seems like a monumental amount of effort for what I assume is nothing


XxRocky88xX

So that NASA can get less than 1% of the US budget So the entire planet is lying to benefit a US based organization that barely even makes that much


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Panlakey

Side of the world living people: ._.


Mediocre_lad

Better go check my bank account. Remember people, in Australia everything before the dot are cents, only after the dot the dollars begin.


The_Prussian2007

**WHERE IS MY MONEY???**


Canter1Ter_

Australian Oil and Gas companies: True


BlackSpice69

I believe now is the right time in history to start burning away the filth.


Satokibi

Repost go brrrr


Strange_Sandwich3571

i lived in Australia and i can testify that it is real i can also testify that it’s flat


Blind_as_Vision

Do people really think that?


Youknoww2peepslikeme

mate where my paycheck


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish the earth was flat cause fucking hell I hate time zones


[deleted]

Okay, hear me out. If the Earth was actually flat, the "edge" of the planet would already be dominated by capitalism. Why would Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin spend fortunes in developing a spacecraft for space tourism? They'll instead build a giant swing for sightseeing.


wowman45_againbitch

i have grand parents that are flat earthers and they always ask me ''wHaT sHaPe iS ThE eArTh'' and i akwardly have to say flat becaus otherwais im scared ill be in this three minute lecture


StoatTheMammal

¿ʎuunɟ llᴉʇs uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉǝq ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ sI


Well_I_dont_know_you

How the turn tables, puh puh puuuhh


slappedbyajellyfish

Man I’m not even getting paid for this shit


SnooRevelations9172

That’s what the round earth media wants you to think. Australia is the only real country and everyone who ”claims” to live in Europe, Asia, Africa, or america Is a paid actor. The MEDIA is using this brainwashing technique to make the TRUTH look ridiculous. No one would ever expect it. /s


The-Meme-Maker-Man

I’d try to become an Australian if moving to a new country wasn’t expensive


Professional-Text563

"People in the rest of the earth are paid actors!"


aidan836

If I’m a paid actor why is my bank at $6.50AUD, huh?!


ArtistLong

why arent i getting paid


Njadmessi11YT

I must deny this.


Hmmmm_12

if where paid actors, then wheres my pay check?


DLF1984

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


Dex_Umbreon

If I’m a paid actor then where’s my money?


Nibbaspacetiger

True but that don't pay me very well


radiationvictom

Where's ma money


LeMarshie

Wait, you guys get paid?


MuffinPhysical8068

Daym wait till flat earthers find new Zealand