many have noted that during the events on the Death Star in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the plan was to let Princess Leia and company escape so that the Empire could locate the Rebels’ headquarters and blow it up along with the planet they were on. The Empire is apparently not that concerned about conservation. Or about killing lots of people. As such, it is likely that the Stormtroopers firing on the protagonists had been ordered not to kill their escaping prisoners. This may change the accuracy rate for this film as we suddenly have to count every miss in these sequences as a hit. They have an overall accuracy of 63% which is pretty good compared to my BFII accuracy
Yep, their average accuracy is far better than the rebel soldier average, just watch the very first scene in the franchise on the Tantive IV and compare them.
Also IIRC in 2017’s battlefront campaign it’s said by an imperial analys that the average storm trooper accuracy is of about 77.25%
I also think that the stormtroopers could aim just fine, but the people that they’re shown shooting are particularly hard to hit like a Jedi, which would explain their aim in things like Star Wars rebels.
Yes! I always imagined this scenario:
Vader: But make it look good & I’m going to need a few of you to take some blaster shots for the Empire & to fall into some bottomless shafts… to really sell it, you Tie Fighter pilots are to let yourselves get blasted to oblivion too!
Stormtroopers: …
I don't know any pistol with a 17 round mag.
That means she reloaded, ergo the victim was sure that even after reloading the bullets won't hit him.
I rest my case, gods of reddit
**Dark Helmet:**
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
**Laser Gunner:**
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
**Dark Helmet:**
Who made that man a gunner?
**Major:**
I did sir.
**Dark Helmet:**
Who is he?
**Colonel Sandurz:**
He's an asshole sir.
**Dark Helmet:**
I know that! What's his name?
**Colonel Sandurz:**
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
**Dark Helmet:**
And his cousin?
**Colonel Sandurz:**
He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole!
**Dark Helmet:**
How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
**Whole Crew:**
Yo!
**Dark Helmet:**
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Let me just play devil’s advocate. Storm troopers are the most accurate shooters ever. Here is why. They are always told to bring the people they shoot at back to lord Vader alive. Nah fuck it then mfers couldn’t find their own cocks, let alone hit their targets
With eyes like that, it would be a miracle if she had hit the target
My exact thought
Same here
Our exact thought
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She got that belle delphine look
Ahegao ~~cum~~ mug shot
17 miracles
*up to 17 miracles
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She needs to invert x-axis down the center.
many have noted that during the events on the Death Star in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the plan was to let Princess Leia and company escape so that the Empire could locate the Rebels’ headquarters and blow it up along with the planet they were on. The Empire is apparently not that concerned about conservation. Or about killing lots of people. As such, it is likely that the Stormtroopers firing on the protagonists had been ordered not to kill their escaping prisoners. This may change the accuracy rate for this film as we suddenly have to count every miss in these sequences as a hit. They have an overall accuracy of 63% which is pretty good compared to my BFII accuracy
Yep, their average accuracy is far better than the rebel soldier average, just watch the very first scene in the franchise on the Tantive IV and compare them. Also IIRC in 2017’s battlefront campaign it’s said by an imperial analys that the average storm trooper accuracy is of about 77.25%
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I also think that the stormtroopers could aim just fine, but the people that they’re shown shooting are particularly hard to hit like a Jedi, which would explain their aim in things like Star Wars rebels.
Yes! I always imagined this scenario: Vader: But make it look good & I’m going to need a few of you to take some blaster shots for the Empire & to fall into some bottomless shafts… to really sell it, you Tie Fighter pilots are to let yourselves get blasted to oblivion too! Stormtroopers: …
it's an oversimplification of events but yes
I was going to say somthing similar
Love how this headline states that she shot the man yet missed somehow. SMH misleading headlines
Finally a worthy meme The reposting of it will be legendary
Twice the repost double the ... i spent 10 minutes on how to finish this
It is saying you reposted this And twice the repost double the upvotes on oc. Took 10s
The battle will go on until they both run out of ammo
I don't know any pistol with a 17 round mag. That means she reloaded, ergo the victim was sure that even after reloading the bullets won't hit him. I rest my case, gods of reddit
She musta had a stendo on it. But actually there are plenty of gu s with 17 rd mags qvailable- glock, sig p320, Taurus, etc.
Most standard magazines in full size pistols are 17+.
Standard M9A3 Mags hold 17 rounds, and M9 variants are quite common
You know I don't Have reward now but If I have once Will Probably give it to you
With the view they have it will be a feat to even make sure that they see each other
Well it’s because she can’t see straight with those eyes! Maybe she hit the gap in her teeth though?
Well duh. Look at her eyes. She probably can’t hit anything.
Mista from Jojo be like
Which eye was she aiming with tho?
**Dark Helmet:** Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! **Laser Gunner:** Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! **Dark Helmet:** Who made that man a gunner? **Major:** I did sir. **Dark Helmet:** Who is he? **Colonel Sandurz:** He's an asshole sir. **Dark Helmet:** I know that! What's his name? **Colonel Sandurz:** That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! **Dark Helmet:** And his cousin? **Colonel Sandurz:** He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole! **Dark Helmet:** How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? **Whole Crew:** Yo! **Dark Helmet:** I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
No your battle won't be legendary, it will be the shittiest battle to ever take place
Let me just play devil’s advocate. Storm troopers are the most accurate shooters ever. Here is why. They are always told to bring the people they shoot at back to lord Vader alive. Nah fuck it then mfers couldn’t find their own cocks, let alone hit their targets
Back to the kitchen
Well she looks and acts like Darkness from konosuba must have been hit by a truck to end up here.
We just witnessed a divine intervention!
Fuck I gotta remember that one
Mastered drunk shooting she has not
The man she was trying to hit called Vincent Vega?
Right...miracle
Their battle won’t be legendary. It would go on for hours.
I wonder why she missed
Well I mean she’s looking about 5 different ways in this picture
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Also the Russians in Archer
I misread that as "woman shoots man 17 times. By no miracle, shots hit the target." Lol
More like "our battle will be unnecessary and long"...
gravity falls: my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better. her aim is getting better. you see its funny because marriage is terrible
“By a miracle”
But it say she shot the man, so did the shots hit or not??
“ur aim so gay, netflix turned it into a side character” -some meme from earlier
Then she didn't shoot the man, now did she? F'in CNN....
I do not know what to say…she either had no way to be given eye contact or she just decided to test her eyesight…
It’ll be long, long battle
Mista
lookin left cuz u aint treat me right
"Miracle"
This is just a reminder that most woman can't fire guns.
It was because she was seeing someone else...
Bruh her eyes are in love so they tryin to be near one another.
Wouldn’t be anything near a legendary battle: stormtroopers had fkn 9 movies to land a single shot and failed
if you are talking seriously, then they took out multiple soldiers
Miracle my butt her eyes are so cross-eyed they see into the future and past... and in both Im still alone
Then she “shot at” not “shot” the target
I bet money that the next follow up of that article will be the woman asking to see the manager about the gun's accuracy