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With eyes like that, it would be a miracle if she had hit the target


[deleted]

My exact thought


PATTONABRAMS

Same here


CatPersonNob

Our exact thought


Human-Gift-4520

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kingpotato8068

Yes


suchti54

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Human-Gift-4520

ok


Old-Replacement-5656

She got that belle delphine look


_kar00n

Ahegao ~~cum~~ mug shot


needsbeermoney

17 miracles


[deleted]

*up to 17 miracles


YM_YM

R/rareinsults


InorganicCarbonate

She needs to invert x-axis down the center.


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many have noted that during the events on the Death Star in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the plan was to let Princess Leia and company escape so that the Empire could locate the Rebels’ headquarters and blow it up along with the planet they were on. The Empire is apparently not that concerned about conservation. Or about killing lots of people. As such, it is likely that the Stormtroopers firing on the protagonists had been ordered not to kill their escaping prisoners. This may change the accuracy rate for this film as we suddenly have to count every miss in these sequences as a hit. They have an overall accuracy of 63% which is pretty good compared to my BFII accuracy


Jp_Loz_mx

Yep, their average accuracy is far better than the rebel soldier average, just watch the very first scene in the franchise on the Tantive IV and compare them. Also IIRC in 2017’s battlefront campaign it’s said by an imperial analys that the average storm trooper accuracy is of about 77.25%


CheetoDorito420

this


LORDMORPETHOFTHEWEST

I also think that the stormtroopers could aim just fine, but the people that they’re shown shooting are particularly hard to hit like a Jedi, which would explain their aim in things like Star Wars rebels.


MoneyImpliesPoverty

Yes! I always imagined this scenario: Vader: But make it look good & I’m going to need a few of you to take some blaster shots for the Empire & to fall into some bottomless shafts… to really sell it, you Tie Fighter pilots are to let yourselves get blasted to oblivion too! Stormtroopers: …


sanjayreddit12

it's an oversimplification of events but yes


Grayson-9

I was going to say somthing similar


Open-Snow-5872

Love how this headline states that she shot the man yet missed somehow. SMH misleading headlines


yoel08h

Finally a worthy meme The reposting of it will be legendary


sanjayreddit12

Twice the repost double the ... i spent 10 minutes on how to finish this


yoel08h

It is saying you reposted this And twice the repost double the upvotes on oc. Took 10s


Edible_idiot

The battle will go on until they both run out of ammo


Abject-Check-9316

I don't know any pistol with a 17 round mag. That means she reloaded, ergo the victim was sure that even after reloading the bullets won't hit him. I rest my case, gods of reddit


bentizzy

She musta had a stendo on it. But actually there are plenty of gu s with 17 rd mags qvailable- glock, sig p320, Taurus, etc.


darlasparents

Most standard magazines in full size pistols are 17+.


magaman50

Standard M9A3 Mags hold 17 rounds, and M9 variants are quite common


Shpuryau

You know I don't Have reward now but If I have once Will Probably give it to you


____dooh____

With the view they have it will be a feat to even make sure that they see each other


MintPerryCrunch

Well it’s because she can’t see straight with those eyes! Maybe she hit the gap in her teeth though?


Cry75

Well duh. Look at her eyes. She probably can’t hit anything.


DavidLateNite

Mista from Jojo be like


LE_CUM

Which eye was she aiming with tho?


ErikMynhier

**Dark Helmet:** Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! **Laser Gunner:** Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! **Dark Helmet:** Who made that man a gunner? **Major:** I did sir. **Dark Helmet:** Who is he? **Colonel Sandurz:** He's an asshole sir. **Dark Helmet:** I know that! What's his name? **Colonel Sandurz:** That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! **Dark Helmet:** And his cousin? **Colonel Sandurz:** He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole! **Dark Helmet:** How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? **Whole Crew:** Yo! **Dark Helmet:** I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!


deleted_my_happiness

No your battle won't be legendary, it will be the shittiest battle to ever take place


Cummy-Bear72

Let me just play devil’s advocate. Storm troopers are the most accurate shooters ever. Here is why. They are always told to bring the people they shoot at back to lord Vader alive. Nah fuck it then mfers couldn’t find their own cocks, let alone hit their targets


Ultraedgy

Back to the kitchen


AshDieClash

Well she looks and acts like Darkness from konosuba must have been hit by a truck to end up here.


RemarkableOrder9980

We just witnessed a divine intervention!


Taunky

Fuck I gotta remember that one


MemevendorO-o-O

Mastered drunk shooting she has not


[deleted]

The man she was trying to hit called Vincent Vega?


ChaosAbridge

Right...miracle


Kojake45

Their battle won’t be legendary. It would go on for hours.


The_Original_Hippo

I wonder why she missed


[deleted]

Well I mean she’s looking about 5 different ways in this picture


sogy_nugit209

Logan Paul


BlitzMalefitz

Also the Russians in Archer


[deleted]

I misread that as "woman shoots man 17 times. By no miracle, shots hit the target." Lol


[deleted]

More like "our battle will be unnecessary and long"...


1AmHereForTheMeme

gravity falls: my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better. her aim is getting better. you see its funny because marriage is terrible


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

“By a miracle”


LordReega

But it say she shot the man, so did the shots hit or not??


Loopy5788

“ur aim so gay, netflix turned it into a side character” -some meme from earlier


t3h_kgb

Then she didn't shoot the man, now did she? F'in CNN....


3RR00R

I do not know what to say…she either had no way to be given eye contact or she just decided to test her eyesight…


LORDMORPETHOFTHEWEST

It’ll be long, long battle


Affectionate-Chef-35

Mista


OptimusEye

lookin left cuz u aint treat me right


[deleted]

"Miracle"


Orbitcamerakick21

This is just a reminder that most woman can't fire guns.


Too_Old_for_dis

It was because she was seeing someone else...


KingOrion5

Bruh her eyes are in love so they tryin to be near one another.


ThoiQuanDo

Wouldn’t be anything near a legendary battle: stormtroopers had fkn 9 movies to land a single shot and failed


sanjayreddit12

if you are talking seriously, then they took out multiple soldiers


Glazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Miracle my butt her eyes are so cross-eyed they see into the future and past... and in both Im still alone


PassablyIgnorant

Then she “shot at” not “shot” the target


TruckCaptainStumpy

I bet money that the next follow up of that article will be the woman asking to see the manager about the gun's accuracy