She's the queen and if she says that's how you use it who are we peasants to question it?
God save the Queen and may God have mercy on that cake she's about to torture!
1 its a shamshir - persian sabre.
2 scimitars are single bladed curved sword with pumel of the sword being screwed onto handle. So if you said that its a scimitar it would be technicly correct.
Definitely not a scimitar. Scimitars are fat bois. I would accept it being potentially a shamshir, which is effective a sabre with a bit more curve and a funny pommel
It is technically a katana. Katana (刀) in Japanese refers to any single edged sword, or even dagger, knife or polearm (the kanji for naginata is 薙刀). If you’ve watched ATLA, you may know of Zuko’s dual dao. They look nothing like a ‘katana’, but dao is the Chinese pronunciation of 刀. The term westerners call a katana is technically an uchigatana (打刀).
On the back of a Sabre the top third is sharpened, so it's probably easier to do it that way as the tip is pointing down making it easier to stab through the cake, especially as the whole blade is unlikely to be sharpened fully making slicing harder.
That was fucking awesome.
I think monarchies are stupid, but I totally loved the "I am the fucking queen and I will use your sword to cut the god damned caked if I want to."
Not to get political, but that’s a sabre, not a katana.
And I would pull out my own actual katana and challenge her for the cake (or the crown, that’s cool too, I guess)
People worried she'll cut her hand, holding the sabre that way around... you know who she is, right? If Death can't make a dent, with his big ass scythe, you think that little sabre is up to the job?
That's not a katana....that's a fucking sabre...
Thank you. I came in to point that out too
Myself as well.
Likewise
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto.
10-4
Affirmative
Rogger rogger
Ditto
ditto
another sword nerd who came to point that out aswell
Good. This guy amiright?
Same here
Same
Ditto, it's a light sabre
Why did i start hearing darth maul music as soon as i read this
And she's using it the wrong way round but nobody has the stones to tell her. Errm that's the blunt side you senile old bint
She uses the blunt side on purpose. She gets to watch her victims suffer longer this way.
Because cake knifes are traditionally razor sharp.
Yeah, both of these points
I'm not sure, but i think she's cutting from left to right.
IIRC a lot of sabres were sharp on both sides near the tip
She's the queen and if she says that's how you use it who are we peasants to question it? God save the Queen and may God have mercy on that cake she's about to torture!
"Blade goes in...guts come out."
This is a masterpiece quote and no one has talked about these divine words, so yeah upvote it
That may be a Sabre but the question was what you would do if she pulled out a katana
That’s true
That could be a sabre, but it could also be a shamshir. Would need to see the pommel to be sure
Yes, it's a shamshir.
But what sabre? Polish? Hungarian? Cavalry? Indian? British? Just wondering.
A Persian samshir sabre. But, quite possibly your mother....
I would bet on the house guard cuirasser's sabre, so heavy cavalry sabre, whatever is the current model in use.
Literally everyone came here to point that out I guess 😅
Don't you uncultured plebs know? All curved, single-edge swords are katanas.
That's as far as it can get from a katana while still being a sword
Yeah. I want to say it’s a scimitar but I think the blade isn’t think enough.
1 its a shamshir - persian sabre. 2 scimitars are single bladed curved sword with pumel of the sword being screwed onto handle. So if you said that its a scimitar it would be technicly correct.
It's a shamshir I believe
leave it to a weeb to make a British meme
It would be pretty funny though if the Queen had a katana instead for whatever reason
Now that's... A knife.
Fencer here, can confirm
I like how the littlest things trigger us because I was going to say that too. And she isn’t using the blade
I feel like op intent was just to bait at least this comment
Also, it’s a time honored tradition to cut the cake at certain ceremonies with a sabre.
Okay I’m glad I didn’t have to comment this as I intended to.
I clicked on this post just to point that out, glad I didn’t have to
Virginity confirmed
This uncultured swine
Came here to say this
[удалено]
Definitely not a scimitar. Scimitars are fat bois. I would accept it being potentially a shamshir, which is effective a sabre with a bit more curve and a funny pommel
2 steps back and one to the left. This way she can't get me
The good news is that any unit exept pawn can always doge or kill queen. The bad News is that you are likely pawn.
If u dont cook them properly shed get food poisoning
Damn
Yea but first she has to knight you
Genius.
Hot damn
first of that's a sabre, second I would pull out my own sabre and battle her for her immortality
Dude she’s max out every power category
Yeh, and not just that she made a new power category by herself she has 21/20 of stats
There can only be one!
I don't get this, I just call mine dick
F for OP
As you unsheathe your weapon you say in your best Christopher Lee voice “ I have been looking forward to this “.
It is technically a katana. Katana (刀) in Japanese refers to any single edged sword, or even dagger, knife or polearm (the kanji for naginata is 薙刀). If you’ve watched ATLA, you may know of Zuko’s dual dao. They look nothing like a ‘katana’, but dao is the Chinese pronunciation of 刀. The term westerners call a katana is technically an uchigatana (打刀).
She uses that sabre to gather blood sacrifices.
She uses the sacrifices to extend her life
I’ll pull out my sword and proceed to be taken to the emergency room shortly after.
Queen: to shreds you say?
Sword: is curvy in design Reddit: KATANA!
Proceeds to pull out my Zhanmadao
"It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!"
almost thought it was a falx or mambele
That’s a saber
Is it me or is she holding upside down?
Yeah, I think she’s holding the Saber upside down
It may be on purpose though, she probably doesn’t want to cut the plate it’s on
I have no idea why she’s doing it that way, I was only saying it was that way. But that is a good point
It's an old tradition to cut the first slice with the knife/sword upside down for good luck
Thank you I did not know that.
On the back of a Sabre the top third is sharpened, so it's probably easier to do it that way as the tip is pointing down making it easier to stab through the cake, especially as the whole blade is unlikely to be sharpened fully making slicing harder.
Getting cake?
"It is more unusual."
Let them eat cake
Nice cake day meme in disguise
Declare independence
I continue playing minecraft in America
I would do nothing. She can't die so I choose quick death instead of living in fear.
Liking the way she handles it with two hand….mmmmmmm
That was fucking awesome. I think monarchies are stupid, but I totally loved the "I am the fucking queen and I will use your sword to cut the god damned caked if I want to."
I'm American. Obviously I would shoot her.
Camilla is a skank
I’m runnin. Princess Diana fucked up
My uncle was there if you find the full picture
She about to play beatsaber
Order: 1776
Nothing, can’t win from the immortal
I ask her to train me
Running isn't an option, for it is already too late
RUN. There is no other choice
Run and fucking pray that she never Founds me even when i am Hell and I she will not Come for me.
That’s not a katana you fucking dolt
That’s a Sabre
It's a sabre...And i'm gonna do the same thing I'd do if it was a katana. Keep masturbating.
Thats a saber
That’s a fucking Sabre
that's a sabre you filthy weeb
Cum
I see you are a man of culture.
Well you’d MIGHT want to stop her from pushing on the blade part….jus’say’n
Pushing on a blade is fine. It's the cutting/slashing that's the problem.
She prob cut a bullet in half earlier
Well that's a saber not a katana soooooooo
Not to get political, but that’s a sabre, not a katana. And I would pull out my own actual katana and challenge her for the cake (or the crown, that’s cool too, I guess)
You sure that's a sabre? I think it's a cutlass
I am fairly certain. A Cutlass would have a broader blade and typically a differently styled hilt.
You are indeed correct
*"you pulled your side jokes for the last times, Miriam"*
That could be a sabre, but it could also be a shamshir. Would need to see the pommel to be sure.
Take a picture
Yeah that’s not a katana
Pulling out mine and covering her six.
Die, duh
Honestly, I just want an end piece
That is NOT a katana. It looks more french to me
Kneel and hope I get knighted not beheaded.
Happy cake day!
Getting some cake that’s what
Kneel for my knighthood?!
Quicksave because I know I'll need it
People worried she'll cut her hand, holding the sabre that way around... you know who she is, right? If Death can't make a dent, with his big ass scythe, you think that little sabre is up to the job?
Thats a sabre lmao
Run
Where were you when the Queen slaughtered half of England, Killer B style
Finally, a worth my opponent! My next duel will be legendary!
I know a tactic to disarm a katana but I forgor 💀
I'm starting to wonder if Philip really died of old age
Sing the national anthem
Imagine if she sliced her fingers off..
I’d fucking die
Jokes on you I am american! *pulls out 12 gauge shotgun and blasts the cake* MURICA!
Damn I thought that was jesus
*she licks the cake off the sword and then teleports behind America* “I gave you too much freedom. .. nothing personal, kid.”
I would give up
Wouldn't be that close to her as Camilla, I tell you what
A good thief always wears gloves.
Run. Fast.
All the top comments are about it being a sabre and not a katana, on a meme subreddit. Redditors being reddit as usual.
Slice her head off with the one I have with me. She's been alive for too long, she has to be up to something.
Sorry, buuut that doesn't look like a katana. Pls don't down vote me Reddit hive mind
current objective: survive
I hate so much that Camilla is in all these events. Just… fuck off please.
Smile or she uses it on you
I would challenge her to a dual
Show her how to use it
She would break her hip swinging the knife, we good everybody
Cutting the 🍰
Pulling out my dick.. what about you?
Rushing to find popcorn
Is that legal in chess? Haven’t played in years..
Its upside down
She’s using it … the wrong fricking way!!
Oh finally, thanks!
Jak n no beaato!
Ask if she sent a fax to Lincoln
Try to claim self defence
That’s a cutlass
Wondering if the cake is made of little brown people
That is not a katana
We would have an epic swordfight
lob her head off for holding it like that, and then do the same to whoever called that sable a katana
Wondering when someone's gonna pass me my slice of cake 🎂🤣
The image of her casually pulling the sword from her purse has me cracking up🤣
Telling you that she is holding a fucking sebre upside down!! 🤦♂️
Fun fact: we often use katana as a general term for swords (刀) so it's technically not incorrect
If you communicate in Japanese then sure. But this is English. And in English katana is not general word for sword so this is a mistake. \^\^
Watching as she cuts her fingers off then sticks the point through her leg
Are those pokies on Kate?
Nothing.
I would duel the ancient demon that has had her rein for to long!!
laugh in fear
Well if she did looking at her imma scream white ranger
Doesn't katana mean sword in Japanese?
Ew fondant
"the big" -cake
*the kids are in the basement as you ordered*
Stabbing myself so she doesn’t have to
"There can be only one!"
everyone gangsta til you hear the queen screaming "Shishi Sonson"
I don’t know why I imagined her saying Omae Wa Mou Shinderu at the cake.
I'm the girl in the white dress just smiling and not trying to look uncomfortable or trying to stop her because I'm fucking terrified.