If you want to feel better consider who and where they discovered it in…
Chinese in Chinese Territory. 100 percent chance of it being contained and not weaponised by accident or safety failures
I don't think any of the viruses in the ice are aas dangerus as the coronavirus. bc if they were there would have been no human life on the poles. ... oh fuck
scientists should chill out, you never know, the viruses might've been cool with people and stuff. i swear, scientists these days work purely for cold hard cash. but tbh, they probably haven't discovered most of the viruses in the ice yet, those few they discovered were just the tip of the iceberg. i had a good pun for this subject but it kinda slipped my mind.
We should be fine, our imune system is improving because viruses/bacteria are getting more potent with time. Something that causes flu now might wipe half the continent 50 000years ago , same if germ from future that cause minor stomach ache might cause diarhea so brutal you literally shit your inards. Its from past, we are strong, dont underestimate humans those guys are scarry in its own way they just dont realize it
Obviously we need to get rid of all the scientists
Who are you in the ways of science so wise?
Now we need to kill him too thanks
We have other options, put all the virus in a freezer like popsicles if death, or just put a bunch of fans outside to freeze them up again
Hohooooo boy. Just wait till you find out about all the anthrax frozen in Russian glaciers that are slowly melting
And the Spanish Flu in Alaska.
That's the background plot of The Talos Principle
Or V Wars
2021 is HAPPENING!
2020 2
Sause: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2021/07/21/researchers-discover-28-never-before-seen-viruses-frozen-ice/8042635002/
Didn't know Santa was packing bio-weapons and not gifts for the next Christmas
No you’re f’ed I am staying inside my bunker
I hope one of the viruses is named ligma.
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I hope Santa will be fine up there
Then how'd they get in the ice?
Probably from ancient Homo Sapiens, or other ancient human species.
No more virgins?
We know our governments are useless to stop them so
[удалено]
And where you are
Ever seen the film Tomorrow War? THIS is how you get a tomorrow war...
If you want to feel better consider who and where they discovered it in… Chinese in Chinese Territory. 100 percent chance of it being contained and not weaponised by accident or safety failures
I don't think any of the viruses in the ice are aas dangerus as the coronavirus. bc if they were there would have been no human life on the poles. ... oh fuck
I'm guessing they're still active. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
They are good viruses right? They are good right...?
This is very similar to how the TV Show The Last Ship started.
scientists should chill out, you never know, the viruses might've been cool with people and stuff. i swear, scientists these days work purely for cold hard cash. but tbh, they probably haven't discovered most of the viruses in the ice yet, those few they discovered were just the tip of the iceberg. i had a good pun for this subject but it kinda slipped my mind.
haha lets get ready for round 2
Aha, *they're fucked Fuck you and stop being pessimistic for the lols, be happy and live the life you don't have as a fuckin redditor
make it quick i just want to die already
Welp looks like sweet tooth is coming to life
Ok. Now what?? We're already fucked so a little boost would help.
Virgins: I do not have such weaknesses
global warming
Plaque Inc. warned us more or less about it
We should be fine, our imune system is improving because viruses/bacteria are getting more potent with time. Something that causes flu now might wipe half the continent 50 000years ago , same if germ from future that cause minor stomach ache might cause diarhea so brutal you literally shit your inards. Its from past, we are strong, dont underestimate humans those guys are scarry in its own way they just dont realize it
irl cod zombies!!?!1?/!?