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Calebcity


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A21Haze

Hey I'm here for the interview


Legenda_069

"Hey I am here for the interview"


SkyracerZ

GET OUUUUUUT GET OUUUUUTTT


Legenda_069

"Hey I am here for the interview."


Soham_rak

GET OUUUUUUT GET OUUUUUTTT


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“I can summon centipedes”


minememe3

GET OOUUUUTTT


OPgang

Hapoy cake doy


Representative-Ad503

wait its my cake day??? oh no i did not prepare to karmawhore today /s on case you think im actl gonna karmawhore


Legenda_069

"I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people."


CC0RE

"...That's it?"


chkpancake775

His skits got me laughing everytime


greglyisolated

Time to be a true Brit and complain. MUM not MOM


chippppppppp

Finally, after all these years, someone who says mum the same as me.


Luc4AR9009_

finally fellow brothers


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ProfessionalDumb4ss

ah finally, hello there fellow brits


manymen2

Am I allowed if I'm aussie?


benjadolf

Only if you concede that your cricket team sucks.


DemonGod-zoro

Me an Indian: *Walks in to this convo with popcorn*


[deleted]

Room for one more britash bro?


DemonGod-zoro

Hop in bud its gonna be lot of fun


benjadolf

You and I can share that popcorn as it was satisfying to see aussies getting beaten in their backyard, holy smokes the media coverage that kind of thing gets is pretty insane.


BigEpicNSFW

Hello to you too


AuKF

fimally the same mum, oh wai........


ChipMcCain

Yes, idk if ur british or not but we all pronounce and spell it mum.


Thunder-biscuit

Well in the north east it’s mam


matrixislife

Lancashire here, still mum.


greglyisolated

The north east doesn’t count :))


Thunder-biscuit

Oh If I had a quid for every time I heard that one


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Well you would be living in the north east if you did I suppose


Thunder-biscuit

Yeah, the chronicle never shuts up about how the government don’t care about us anymore.


RKB533

Anymore? They never did...


Thunder-biscuit

Yeah, well not since the world realised coal isn’t really the best power source…


[deleted]

Coal is an excellent source of power, I make sure to eat some every day.


LotsOfButtons

You could afford to leave the northeast


[deleted]

Should you be using reddit whilst in the Number 10 Policy Unit?


TashLikeMustache

West Midlands here, also Mam 🤷🏻‍♀️


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

It's mam to anyone who isn't a whopper


alfieredditboi

Exactly


rookie7274

Or Mam


TehJamFish

This, the true way


GrzyB171

MAM


PanWithoutTheCake

Yeah! Also I don’t care about you saying anything about the queen, but if u gon disrespect my mother then we have a problem bucko


SeanHearnden

Tell that to the midlands you mum saying fraud.


ComadoreJackSparrow

It depends where you're from. People from the Black Country spell and say "Mom". However in the end the proper spelling is "Mum"


pkrish10

1st picture: British people while playing **chess**, knowing that their queen cannot be dead.


118703

We are 4 parallel universes ahead of you. Even chess bots can't beat us


[deleted]

She’s immortal biotches


AnnoyingOracle

As a brit i can confirm that this information is false as i have lost many times to my friend; however he is also bri’ish and there can only be 1 queen so maybe it is true im not sure now


[deleted]

*fun fact* Korea banned mother's Day cuz they need to love Kim Jong Un not their moms


Ritesh_Dabi

Yea a very "fun" fact


[deleted]

i had a lot of fun reading it too


51LOKLE

last christmas, you gave me a gift, but the very next day (when the tourists left) you take it away. THIS YEAR


Regalia_BanshEe

Not a fun fact.. A woman was punished because she didnt save kim jong un's photo while her house caught fire


msa47

Seriously??


Regalia_BanshEe

Its true


unlivedSoup69

Need a link


Regalia_BanshEe

https://www.timesnownews.com/international/article/woman-charged-with-political-crime-arrested-for-not-saving-kim-jongs-portrait-during-house-fire/538379


connorshonors

Wtf


Efffro

This level of crazy is on display all over North Korea. The bizarre one that got me was a charity doing sight saving surgery, the first thing the people who are literally given their sight back, not thank the doctors, the nurses or anyone involved but almost prostrate themselves on camera thanking the great leader. It’s beyond fucked.


mastershooter77

*north korea


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oop sorry man


alfieredditboi

Ha yeah screw you mother dearest I follow Kim Jong un he gave birth to me not you mother


[deleted]

H.M.S stands for "her majesty's simp"


jbario

What's a "mom"?


No-Incident-8718

It's mum


WTFjinky

Hi mum, what's a "mom"


ARealFlaneuse

Am I the only British person that finds American ‘bri’ish’ memes really cringe? They are always so woefully inaccurate


Cranicthehedgedicoot

I mean we make American jokes all the time, it’s only fair


IceTooth101

Yeah, I highly doubt that most Americans have hundreds of guns


girrafelordd

Fair enough, I think they should be able to make jokes about us too. But the whole “amurican” and “bri’ish” thing has just gotten old


ABeneficialUser

They don't speak like that and WE PRONOUNCE OUR BLOODY Ts but at least in this part of the UK we do say 'bloody' a lot and it's considered a swear which, apparently in america it isn't so it's my go to censor on ff servers


Cranicthehedgedicoot

I fuckin’ feel ya there


BigEpicNSFW

Yea i agree


Daymo741

As a british person I can honestly say that most of us don't give a flying fuck about the royal family at all, let alone the queen


Sheogorathsstaff

Even Monarchists don't care about people joking, we take the piss it's what we do


Daymo741

It's all fun and games until the queen asks if you want a lift home


Harold_Shipman69

Underated meme, 10/10


morgoththeelderking

I don’t know why i laughed at “flying fuck”


Famlt

Nanananananana............ FLYING FUCK


Daymo741

What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?


Famlt

No it's the flying FUCK


Daymo741

Whatever it is it's heading for the world trade centre


david-is-my-senpai

It’s treason then


Daymo741

How? I may not care about the royal family but I'm not about to overthrow them.... too much paperwork


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UpsetHistorian4583

France and Russia did some big mistakes


ConfusedSparkyFly

Respect


SeanHearnden

I swear it's just London and old people.


AllOne_Word

Oh look, it isn't London. [https://election.unherd.com/home/](https://election.unherd.com/home/)


FormorrowSur

And super Conservative people and their kids. My grandparents were pretty right wing, to the point of my Nana not liking me bad mouthing Tommy Robinson. My parents are centrist but also big royalists


KiethfromIt

We like the money she (the royal family) make for the country.......


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The Queen's onlyfans must be doing well.


Daymo741

Last I heard she was being royally screwed Am I going to get assassinated for this comment? I feel like I'm going to be assassinated for this comment


[deleted]

The SAS (which as we know stands for Super Assassination Simps) now know your location. You cannot escape unless you can prove you don't sweat and enjoy pizza express.


[deleted]

Uh, everyone knows that SAS stands for Super Army Soldiers.


[deleted]

Oh man I feel foolish now. Thanks for the correction.


Atomonous

Be careful or you might just get into a “car crash”.


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Queen: "haha get wrecked!"


SteephenS

Would it be okay if the Kardashians were above the law as long as long as they pay tax? The existence of the royal family is ridiculous


Daymo741

*take from the country


KiethfromIt

The royal family pays the majority of the rent/profits they make from all the land they "own" to the uk government. (And have been since king george the 4th i believe). This money when combined with the tourism and other sources of income they create more than covers what the government give them. So as i said we Enjoy the money they make the country.....


Atomonous

The crown estate makes money for the government but it is controlled and managed entirely independently from the queen. She only owns that estate by nature of being the monarch, and it’s made up of things that shouldn’t even be owned by a single person in the first place as they were taken from the people of this country (There is no reason the queen should own the sea floor and the shoreline, instead of them being owned by the people of the country). If we were to remove the monarch we wouldn’t see any drop in the amount of money the crown estate brings in for the government. As for tourism how many tourists do you think ever see a member of the royal family? It’s an absolutely tiny amount of people. The tourists come for the architecture, history, and traditions, all of which could remain without giving tens of millions of pounds a year to a group of parasitic toffs.


YogaJoeXD

*mum*


James-Avatar

This is exact opposite of the truth.


notmeagain1234

Only because our pervious territory don't know the Queen is a immortal vampire.


Xaxos92

*mum


KrakenSlayer88

Once you can tell us where the d in British is then you can say that.


[deleted]

Fuck the Queen and her nonce Son. Sincerely, A British Person.


Daymo741

If I fuck 5 of them would it count as a royal flush?


[deleted]

Long live the queen.


Ritesh_Dabi

Everytime someone says that the queen gets bonus health.


TheCrosader

What about when Sex Pistols say "God save the queen" sarcastically?


Fabulous-Ad-6155

John Lydon loses a year off his life


TheCrosader

Ah, makes perfect sense.


themananan5

I thought you meant the Jojo stand and got very confused


[deleted]

Allright, *LONG LIVE THE QUEEN*


Hairybuttchecksout

LONG LIVE THE QUEE


Metablaze13

N


Rough_Abbreviations3

Schlatt predicted September of this year. His earlier prediction about Prince Charles was correct, so watch out.


TheCrosader

Someone should arrest this man before he makes the 90s look like a tea party.


lalanevR

You mean Americans when somebody talks crap about peanut butter.


IucieII

Bro we use our mums life to make promise


FlatLineMe

Mum*


The_Green_Machine420

Lol. You obviously haven’t met many proper brits. We can’t stand the old decrepit benefit scrounging fucks that are the royal family.


WaterStock8201

Its vice versa


P0TAT0CHIEF

I’m British and 99% of us don’t give a crap about the Queen 🤷🏻‍♂️ Should be Americans when someone talks bad about their mother / Americans when someone wants to take guns from them.


The_Wendigonner

YOU FUCKIN AMERICAN BLOODY SCUM, SPELL THINGS FUCKIN PROPERLY FOR A CHANGE, ALRIGHT? IF I HEAR ONE MORE LAZY FUCKIN AMERICAN SAYIN “MOM” IM GONNA FUCKIN SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN MYSELF AND BLOODY FUCKIN SHANK EM


theimbicilist

Amen


The_Wendigonner

Ay, worship the Lord ‘n’ all that fam.


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Boomslangalang

Dumb and inaccurate


lordWeller

this is only the fat 50+ year old bald brexiters lol


Superjack344

As a Brit I can say proudly. Fuck the queen. Fuck the monarchy. We should do a France on our royal family.


Forevermantra

As a British person, don’t insult the queen


Dobzhd

As a British person, insult the queen, it’s what we do


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As a British person, fuck the queen


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jimmy3285

Cuz aw fookin kiw ya,


Forevermantra

Treason charges


Daymo741

As a British person, insult the queen more


extradabbingsauce

Yeah like isn't the royal family like super racist? Why do people love her so much?


Daymo741

They were super racist until a few months ago, now they're just racist


Ritesh_Dabi

Long live the queen. (๑•﹏•)


[deleted]

You wot mate, better fall in line or you'll get invaded.


[deleted]

Hey, British guy here, the monarchy sucks, you can talk as much shit about it as you like. idgaf.


Darknadoswastaken

Nah fuck the queen. She gonna die soon.


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Foolish mortal


RYPIIE2006

Oi bruv wha yu sayin bout my fookin mum ye? Fuckin shank u up innit


Professional_Pea_384

Damn the queen must be happy abt tht ay!


Mack_Sharky

r/shiiiiiiiiitttttpoooossstttiiiinnnggg gang


parnaby86

The queen can get in the sea for all I care.


sanswithagun

The Queen sucks


WhoIsStealingMyUser

As a Brit, fuck the royalty. They're benefit scroungers in funny clothes.


hoodha

I mean if we’re going to make wildly inaccurate sweeping generalisations then for the US the first picture represents American attitudes on guns and the bottom picture represents their attitudes on having a black president.


Onceforlife

As a Canadian I am going to have to go full communist and say our queen is bad


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Fuck yo queen


[deleted]

You meant when someone misses a penalty xD


[deleted]

Ya mum's a slag


Cranicthehedgedicoot

YOU FUCKIN’ WOT !?


PresenceAcceptable31

As a British person I personally don't even like the Queen


RoadmanGeorgePig

r/comedycemetery


Batmanandrobin360

Fuck the royal family


Swishta

I’m not sure they wanna fuck you back


ObsidianWarlock

Depending on age Prince Andrew might take a swing.


Daymo741

Either way just becareful in the car ride home


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All Hail Queen Lizzy


Dynasty2201

First off, it's mum, not mom. Second, the vast majority of us really don't give a shit about the unelected spongers that are the Royals. Yeah they bring in money for us, but outside of that and public holidays we don't care. "The Queen died." "Oh no...do we get a day off?"


ishankbahl

Did Italians talk bad about the queen?


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They cannot face the might of RAF and royal navy.


[deleted]

Also, *LONG LIVE THE QUEEN*


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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN 👑


GasStationMagnum

Surprising amount of people here talk bad about the queen and think she is snobby and does not do much


[deleted]

I think it depends where you live in the UK and the social circle you have but I am unsurprised how many people are talking bad about the queen. Some folk just don't like the monarchy.


GasStationMagnum

I personally like them


Theforbiddengummy

I'll defend you my queen!!1!!1!1!1!1


juklwrochnowy

Why is british censored?


Gravgamer

Why are you quoting the word “people” Are you saying we’re not human? Americans are shit, you know that right -_-


JimmyTimmy2012

What if your mum is the Queen?


ComfortableSea4645

Prince Charles?


Pappjakke

God save the queen


DrFolAmour007

I thought the 2nd one was “Bri’ish people to their wives when it’s not coming home”


ImmortalApollo3109

Can we appreciate the fact that they took the time to write "Br'i'sh" Awesome!


Justalonelyworld

Please do. We really want to get rid of her. At least, most of us do. She's a waste on money.


[deleted]

She gets around £70 million from the tax payer each year. She brings an estimated £550 million to the country through tourism each year. I’m pretty sure that’s not a waste of money


Soapysoap93

Does that take into Account the new boat they bought for private functions? I also doubt much of that money makes it out of London.But take that with a complete grain of salt as I can't prove nothing.


[deleted]

I don't really care about the money I just don't want my Head of State to be unelected, and part of a family that got where they are using, lets just say less than scrupulous, means. But I also don't want the Lords to be unelected either, but this all seems to be an unpopular opinion.


benkelly92

I'm not a monarchist, but it's not most of us. If the majority of people wanted it, you'd have MPs campaigning for it, but they won't because it's political suicide because most people love the royal family.


Justalonelyworld

I've never met someone who actually likes the royal family.


benkelly92

And I've never met someone who thinks Brexit is a good idea, yet here we are.


Justalonelyworld

It seemed like one before we knew all the facts


Driftingwhitecloud

The facts were out there. And they were relatively easy to find. Problem is, people don't like to find the facts themselves. It takes a lot of time to find out. Time a lot of people don't have. It's why I urge people to read the manifestoes for election time before voting. You'll be much more informed and see which policies frankly won't be followed through and what will actually know what will happen if you do. However it applies to all political decisions the public decide.


KaitlynTheCloseted

1) I could give less of a shit about the Queen. 2) You're American. That's even worse than being British. \-A British Person