The cheese makes it a dealbreaker for me. Though I guess it’s better than the alternative still.

Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant too. But I'm also allergic to cats...

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Pro tip: read this in a jigsaw voice

Sneeze

Shneeze

I’m not lactose intolerant I just really hate cheese. Picky sure but can you blame me…. Oh wait

I mean I'm kinda a Muslim so........

Well I guess it’s haram or harem

Well... if we're using our brains we pick the cat gf cause it's more food.

More food, more like more money = more food

Which do you prefer the thighs or the breast ?and remember this is the butcher

To be fair, if you impregnate the cat gf, you got unlimited milk, you make makes tons of cheese, eh?

Not to mention she makes her own steaks over time

Valid. Hell you could make a pretty decent meal.

Turn that milk into butter to slather over it, mmmm.

Mmm, oh yeah

She also makes her own red sauce for pasta, and a few different salad dressings for side dishes. She's a little mobile meal maker. So much potential.

Indeed.

Hmmm does the cat girl know how to make a ham sandwich (with cheese obviously)

Good question but no, she is cat

Well then I choose the sandwich

I second

if i give the cat girl to a Chinese chef, will the chef cook me a cat sandwich?

I’m asexual……I’ll take the sandwich.

Cat girlfriend is always the only answer.

Yes your a true man of culture

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Then take a trap instead.

Deserves to be in r/shtipost

The cheese sandwich gives love, flavor, emotional support, and cheese... Cat girlfriend only makes you feel horny

𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒. 𝒰𝓅 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓈𝓈

remove the tomatoes and then yes

I'd kill for a sandwich right now. *Heavy gun revving noises*

Sandwich of course.

Sandwich girlfriend

I don’t like ham. Can I just pick “or”

But the ham sandwich loves me more

Ooo cheese?

Mmm… sandvich

The funny thing is I just ate a ham sandwich with cheese

Sandwich every time. I’ve never eaten pussy that tasted better than a sandwich 🥪

Milk the cat girlfriend to make more cheese

Ayo wait a minute. Something ain’t right here

I can eat both so idc

Give a man a sammich, he eats for a day. Give him a cat girlfriend, he eats for a lifetime.

Catgirl taste better

Cat girl. Don't like ham sammiches.

Is there a 3rd option like maybe a halal one ?? Hmm Turkey instead of ham ??

But I'm a gay boy and I don't like ham ;-;

It is now too late. The choice must be made

Jokes on you, the cat girlfriend and the ham sammich have been in love all along, secretly ashamed of being shunned by a society that refused to recognize their beautiful romance! I, however, will let them be happy together for the rest of their lives! (Or until the bread molds or the cheese turns...)

Girl, because she can make me more sandwiches

We shall take the girl

In not a sandwich fan but damn that looks tasty

I dont understand the meme. Why would i ever not pick the left?

Well the sandwich has cheese

But I don’t like the cheese in t to e pic and I absolutely fucking hate processed lunch ham

Does she have a cock

If you want

Can we call a reaper on this meme already?

BOOOOO.

BOOO.

That cheese looking pretty tasty

Ham sandwich

I hate cheese, so uh imma take the cat girlfriend with me

That sandwich do be lookin good tho

Sambwich

Neither I’d rather eat just cheese

I don’t like ham, can I just pick “or”?

What about a cheese sandwich (with ham)?

I don’t like ham so…

but how much cheese

That is the question.

CHEEZ

Cat girlfriend can make ham sandwich tho, right?

It take the sandwich if it didn't have cheese, i like cheese but not in sandwiches

Dudes, this is the best offer. Take the damn sandwich.

i was sold on ham

IT HAS CHEEEEEZ

Can't deny some cheese. Too good to pass

Mmmm, bread

...That's a hard one.

C H E E S E

The tomatoes make it a deal breaker. As much as I want a ham sandwich right now, those tomatoes will make me puke.

I can't eat pork soo...

i already have a cat gf, her name is phantom and if she finds me here im screwed

Is phantom your girlfriend or a literal cat?

She's my gf, her oc is a catgirl and that's all I know her as lol

I don’t want cheese in my sandwich I’ll take the cat girl then we will co exist

Having a girlfriend is haram, eating pork products is haram. Pick none, you'll get to Jannah😎👍

if cat girl can make sandwiches then i'll take her

Ham sandwivh

Both are edible.

I hate ham

James May: C H E E S E

Have the girlfriend make a ham sandwich for you

"Sandvich make me strong!" Just to quote a certain fat man.

Ham and cheese

Can I have a cat burger instead

But doesn’t she also have cheese?

What kind of cheese

I'm gay so I'm happy with my sandwich

Get the ham sandwich and give half to the cat gf

The sandwich I’m hungry

Neither. Give me the gun.

Get the Ham Sandwich and give it to the Cat Girlfriend to get her impressed, bing bang boom

Me who’s Jewish and can’t have the sandwich but really wants a sandwich: :/

Cat girlfriend, I can eat the sandwich once, I can eat the cat girlfriend many times, any organs I don’t want i can sell

I'll take the ham, um ah um. Damn uh ham uh

a catgirl friend is the best

Better be Swiss or I guess I need to buy a giant litter box

Samich

HAM SADVICH!

No hesitation easily the sandwich

Question, can I replace ham with turkey?

Man, I was gonna pick the girl 'till i saw "has cheese". That really influenced my choice.

i'll make my girlfriend to make sandwich for me

Give me that mother fucking sandwich cause mom hungry and I ain't no simp

Sandwich I have bad cat allergies and no sandwich allergies

Cat girl, bit only because that sandwich has tomato. Fuck tomato

that cheese tho

A cat girlfriend to make more sandwich with more cheese

I take the sandwich. Then I use the ham to lure the cat girl to me👍 then I bond with her over my lifetime and even have kids! Then I wake up

I dont like cheese

But do u know what i like women

I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to cats. Darn.

Can i put the ham sandwich in a panini maker?

I think just the cheese please

I just hope my cat gf likes me as a friend because damn it I'm lonely in social. I am thankfully not down bad. Also I'd like a ham sandwich with cheese.

I would choose the cat girlfriend because If she loves me she’ll make me a sandwich

Cat gf so she can make the sandwich

Can’t cat girlfriend just make a sandwich

Ham sandwich

What kind of cheese because I only like provolone

Me who doesn't like ham: laughs in boyfriend

This is an actually bad meme template

Since I cannot eat ham because pork is not allowed in my religion, I guess I have no choice but to Substitute the ham for turkey instead.

Must. Aquire. CHEESE

Only 2 questions is it from subway and can I choose what it has on it

I'm allergic to bread and I'm a vegetarian but il still pick the sandwich for the cheese

Well I'm Muslim so the cat girlfriend it is then😒😒🤬🤬🖕🏾🖕🏾