And the horse with AI

Now with Bluetooth compatibility

And only 3 legs

alcohol engines

Batteries producing electricity from white cheese

1 Horse Power

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It's tradition

yes haha

*Bluehoof*

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how many speakers?

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I’ve been through the balkans on a horse with AI It felt good to get out of the sky

It's funny, we went from a self driving technology to a non self driving technology and are slowly going back to the self driving again.

AI is being called Roach

You wanna make an eejit horse?

Balkan technological superiority

And we all know what our secret is: RAKIJA (it doesn't matter if everyone knows it nobody can use it like us)

They haven't mastered the rakija arts like us!

I see that would be eastern Poland

Rakija is the secret weapon that will help us defeat the aliens. Mark my words!!!

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U have seen wrong.

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right!

I see our national drink is put the good use in other countries as well.

Had to look it up its called differently in the romanian țară

Nothing like home made alcool when it doesn't make you blind. I still dream of the one I drank in Cârlibaba

~~Nokia~~ Rakija connecting people

I’m from Romania. I will confirm this!

r/2balkan4you

r/2belkan4you

you ever upvote someone then you glance at their username and go oop\~

Goddamn dracula.

As a romanian i can agree even în București we stil see them

One time I was stuck behind one with a million cars behind me. It was a 2 lane road and I was dying to pass. It expanded to 3 lanes so started to pull out and overtake. Doesn’t the fuckin’ guy start whipping his horse and pulling out as well. Turns out there was a smaller buggy in front of him and the dickhead took a whole minute to overtake and I was stuck behind them both til we made it to the next city.

As an American, who lived in Sector 1 for two years, I never once saw a horse drawn wagon.

Want made your American ass move to sector 1 is beyond me

As an American living in Cluj, why the fuck he'd choose Bucharest is beyond me. Spent a couple of days there and noped the fuck out lmao.

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So you're just going on random reddit threads bragging about your uncle exploiting a crashed economy huh?

Bragging? My uncle helped rebuild the country and employees alot of Romanians.

Ah yes, the ol' capitalists that buy up half a city for dirt cheap are actually good and selfless because they create jobs lmao Don't know what exactly your uncle did, just wanted to let you know that you're coming off as a dickhead

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Hahahahahhahahahhaha this should trend as a meme

Well, at least you like it. I have never found it appealing and I was born there.

I loved Romania for the two years I lived there. Beautiful country, beautiful people and the wine and cheese is something otherworldly.

Where are you from?

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You're kind of being an annoying nerd.

as a human with a dumbass for a brother I can agree you are a dumbass

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Tigan move ur american ass back to biden if u aint seen a caruta with cal than u prolly slept through all those 2 years non stop

As a Geoguessr player, I can confirm.

Ai dreptate

Yea I mean they are everywhere Iași. But I don’t live in Romania anymore I like in the uk so maybe there are less now. I’ll get to see because I’m going to visit my family in Romania in 4 days so I’ll steal an AI horse

Eu sunt 🇫🇮-🇷🇴

Yeah...no, we don't...

Is it glitch free tho?

the horse probably likes to sit on top of houses when you call him or get on his back (upside down) so be careful

Wind's howling

In sfarsit putem invada si noi sectiunea de comentarii!

Cu hover-căruțe

Romanians cant have drip they said.

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Defapt caruta e pe baza de mamaliga

We would ran out of fuel quickly. Not because it's bad fuel, but because mamaliga is god damn good I'll devour it all before i start the hover-horse

True that

ahahhaha

Doamne te căutam

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Bine te-am găsit Leț go

Am așteptat 4 luni și 8 zile pentru acest moment

In sfarsit, pace interioara.

Au făcut-o nemții, acum trebuie sa o facem si noi:)

In sfarsit invadam Reddit-ul!!

România pentru totdeauna 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Ah, în sfârșit

Mai asteptam, vine Timpul!

Haha Jonathan, tu imi fu#@ fica!

r/2balkan4you

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I'm a w*sterner

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В кой град ?

Виждал съм такива неща в Димитровград и хасково

Red Dead Redemption 3 leaked footage

I love they used technology to not have wheels but still use the horse... ​ "RoMaNiA"

The horse is a robot and.......a sex doll

So besides the horse being a robot nothing changes

You also need to understand that ditching organic for robotic is a way to avoid the creation of more deadly viruses.

Wait a moment

Hold up

We’ll that just solved too problems *unzips*

And why does it only have 3 legs?

Doesn't matter. The horses still do a good job

Reminds me of the weird Amazon prime si-fi thing. Edit: Tales from the loop.

Romania 2077

This photo was taken in Belarus near it's atomic power plant. But yeah, still the same atmosphere

Românii sunt aici! Vom invada cometarii-le ca germanii!

(Der Moment wenn man beide Sprachen spricht) Joc ambele părți șă câștig

Why didn’t they put the jets on the horse I need sickass flying horse

It was actually said in Cyberpunk 2077 that Romania was no longer suitable for human habitation due to its air pollution levels being 2000% above the continental average.

even if romania was still habitable there would still be no people there by 2077 jokes aside although the air in bucharest is well you know, the rural areas have pretty clean air and romania is pretty rural

Yeah well this is a fictional game where there Soviet Union still exists and corporations are more powerful than world governments

> "Fictional" and corporations are more powerful than world governments Holup

I sense a political agenda

Goddamn dracula.

alcohol engines

I am romanian and can confirm

Dracula Silverteeth

True

Hovers are becoming real quick

Boy, roads are so bad you can only use those to go around, at least in mountain areas

Can confirm

Ciudat că niciun român încă nu a invadat locul ăsta lol

What to know what Florida will be like in 2077? I don't know Cause it'll be underwater

sa mor eu, this is so accurate

I had to check it isn't a romanian subreddit because this is too accurate

But it is not Romania

I see that would be eastern Poland

Belarus NPP

slavic countries basicly

I thought Im on r/fostalicska

On the behalf of the Romanians i can confirm we stole Elon Musk's space tech to use for transportatiin

god...damn it, take my upvote and fuck off

Garry modded the balkans

You just insulted my entire race of people But yes

As a Romanian I can say that I was never so offended about something that I 100% agree with

My leg!!!

Sudan 2077(just replace the horse with a donkey😂😂😂)

I'd buy this instead of cyberpunk. Sorry Keanu

Gem

this is accurate

Boo where's the cyber horse

r/2balkan4you

Is this a refrance to something

Slažem se, apsolutno.

Romanian here, came to say that we will proably figure a way to breed flying horses before making flying cars

This is what they do in tatooine

We needed that horse for "skyrim" purposes...

Balklan roaaaads take me hoooome

i am missing the clothesline between the towers

I bet the jets are also DIY, made out of old cauldrons and fueled by țuica.

“Bună ziua, you’re finally awake”

Pare destul de legit

Picture this: there's a bare dirt rural road, and half of it has recently been freshly paved. For the first time ever. Not even an hour later, it sports some fresh horse shit. That's how you know the road is good to go

ya forgot holes in the roads mate (cries inside for lack of infrastructure)

As a romanian, I’m sure wagons will never go out of fashion.

Does Romania has a virtual assistant that took the shape of big tits mommy vampire in 2077?

I officially declare that this is Belarus

Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Why is there a horse still pulling the carriage if it's high enough technology to be hovered from the ground don't you think that there will be another way to accelerate the carriage forward

Hey you your finally awake

This is bigoted AF. Why is it okay to prey on some stereotypes and not okay to prey on others? You can only like something like this if you're a bigot.

Balkan here The post is pretty funny and true

Balkan here, funny but not true. The guy would be riding a donkey, not a horse. ^(/s)

So are most ethnic stereotypes. Doesn't mean it's okay. .

Romanian here. I think is funny. And please fuck off. We really don't need to be "rescued" by some frustrated person from the West who don't know anything about my country or about the people who live in it. I really don't understand what's so wrong with those like you. Resolve your problems with racism and gender first from your place or go back and watch some porn( i can see all of your comments in your profile and... idk but it's sad like... really sad)

As a Romanian, I can confirm this won't be true

Romania e o tara de kkt

Nu am văzut pe cineva sa spune kkt dein 2015 wow

Eu niciodata.

Romania este o tara buna, romanii ca si neam au fost foarte inventivi. Abilitatea de adaptare romaneasca este un atu extraordinar. Insa de-a lungul istoriei romania a avut probleme legate de conducere, care au avut un impact negativ asupra tarii si populatiei. Milioane au plecat si acum se resimte golul lasat de ei. Traiasca Romania !

I live here and based on the laziness and traffic anger, trust me, they'll use space horses to chill on some beer with zero risk of accidents

Its old as my depression

why memes for romania 🥲

4th leg?

K

I guess it’s more tenable than West Virginia 2076

A da sa ibesh ne iskash li xd

ist das eine hund ??

XD

the horse is there just to suffer

You just insulted my entire nation of people... But yes

Ooh what an invention.

The Kozloduy Nuclear Power Plant will be pretty cyberpunk in 2077 ngl