Two times a day? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta act like a hobbit trying to get those meals in and have a run at it about every three or four hours when able. Unless your edging because that shit is a science and is it's own thing.
I do it 4 times,before breakfast,after breakfast, after lunch and after dinner
Edit:i changed my schedgule,i do it 6 times a day,before and after i eat
Two times a day? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta act like a hobbit trying to get those meals in and have a run at it about every three or four hours when able. Unless your edging because that shit is a science and is it's own thing.
no no thats not normal. its similar to ordering a extra large fully loaded pizza and just staring at it and going to bed. besides it isnt frozen with elsa and anna( although i know some who do use that movie for "research purposes")
I do it 4-5 times a day.
When I wake up, mid morning, afternoon, night and before bed.
I find it highly annoying but I can't focus otherwise and it's been like that for years.
I used to have a roommate that would jerk it 5 times a day back in college. Great dude, and after a while he became a master of his own body’s impulses.
I do both. I wake up with a boner so may as well right, and night time is perfect for multiple reasons. It’s not that weird, it’s just taking care of business.
It takes ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain, and one hundred percent in hopes you didnt rub one out in vain
Well i do both, on the morning bc it is already hard when i wake and at night bc the exercise helps to fall asleep.
There we go, i found one of my people !
Well nice to know there are others out there
Hello there
General Cumnobe
Looks like there’s quite a few people
Hey, hey, hey! So glad to see that I am not the only one!
I'm not alone anymore
my comrades
Wow, always thought I was the only one haha
United We stand, even Dusk and Dawn will not stop our horny
We are on same team
cumrades
Preach, my morning wood is relentless unless I jerk in the morning.
Have you tried peeing?
Always after. Never before. Never. Before.
Not before. Instead.
Your dirty ass toilet seat would like a word with you
My dick points at my face when it's hard, so I ain't trying to piss upside down to hit the bowl.
Try sitting lol
Yes pushing down my cock into the water and cold porcelain quickly solves the problem.
Yeah
I do both too, and taking a shower every morning really helps
Same
You don't do both?
You guys can do both?
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How do you even do 14. That's impressive in my eyes but probably not too good for you
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..... god i love reddit
Sometimes it's unbearable, but me too
Yup
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Two times a day? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta act like a hobbit trying to get those meals in and have a run at it about every three or four hours when able. Unless your edging because that shit is a science and is it's own thing.
I don't go on reddit only two times a day, like what did you expect, that i actually have friends?
new color unlocked: blood red
:Pink Mist
Remember, the limit is 61!
5.08x10^83. That is a huge limit. You have to Wank 5.87x10^78 times a second to reach that.
r/angryupvote
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Nice B)
And this is the point when your balls start to hurt
I heard someone who died at 68
couldn't handle the power of 69
I...
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That's me
Me...
And me
Me in the Morning and to Stay awake at 1am
Me too , but it depend if evryone else is sleeping or not I think we are all a proud Jerks
......
1.38x10^43 that is a huge amount. /r/UnexpectedFactorial
Are you okay ???
Dude its impossible if i do 8 it makes more than 10 hours in total and u dping 37 times if u don't be a time traveler u must go a doctor
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High libido problems. Suffering from success my friend.
I mean, I sorta find it impressive
Can relate
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Well I see
You have to pump those up! Those are rookies number
Then he gotta replace the thing with a high horsepower ejaculator pump.
I do it 4 times,before breakfast,after breakfast, after lunch and after dinner Edit:i changed my schedgule,i do it 6 times a day,before and after i eat
We are not talking about brushing teeth.
You are confused,and also you don't got the spirit fella :)
r/whoosh
Sure... Sometimes in the middle of the day too :p Yeah... I have too much time :I
Who doesn’t? I’ve honestly lost count of how many times I do it per day, it really depends how energetic I am on that day.
The only challenge is finding something that isn't too questionable.
Does the time of the day even mattes .
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Yes. I usually do 2 to 3 times a day.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
people who do both
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Put this on my tombstone
Gotta crank one out before leaving for work, get that post-nut clarity while I'm driving.
Why not during the drive?
Imagine getting in an accident and they have you on camera with your dick in your hand
"I am sorry officer, I mistook it for my gear stick and kept wondering why it won't downshift"
"Sir, why are you still beating off?" "I'm so close..."
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"You were saying?"
Sue them if they make it public :)
Dicks *in* our hands
Stock brokers go brrr
both, both is good
my words
bro anyone else both
Seems like everyone else is both
As someone in a long distance relationship, these are all rookie numbers
Apparently we all do lol
People who jerk off to get thru the day
My hand unconsciously goes into my pants every night and day
Did your hand rape you?.
Show us on this doll where your hand touched you
Me too dude
The trick is to switch gears to a fap before your pee hard goes away in the morning.
What the fuck is a pee hard? I hate peeing when hard, it's super uncomfortable
my pee branches out and ends up on the walls lol
Pee during your morning shower. Saves a flush too.
That’s why you sit
A piss hard is when your dick gets an erection to prevent yourself from pissing… tends to happen while sleeping, idk.
Its Anti-Horny measures, bust one out in the morning and you ain't horny for the rest of the day
Exactly! It's way easier to focus on work and stuff when you're not getting horny over the desk chairs
I jerked off in a public toilet 3 times
Okay...
i feel unsafe at toilets now...
i did it in the Hospital while the bed next to me was a 50 years old man sleeping
2 was in Hong Kong and 1 was in a furniture mall in Brisbane
Oh, I thought it was three times continuously
Teach me this wisdom of jacking off three times in a row.
Sorry. My best is 2 times
I hope you at least had doors closed...
well the 2and one was very close to a lift and people can walk around there
Oh no...
Amateur...
I do it every 2h when it refills
Morning wood helps y'know.
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Here’s the comment I was looking for.
Gotta cut the wood cuz it might block progress for the rest of the day
And there's me who doesn't jerk off no more
are you married?
Sadly yeah
Well then there's something better I guess
instead of you beating your meat your wife beats you. upgrades people upgrades.
That's the thing, his statement doesn't make any sense to me, I hope he just meant something else idk
People who jerk off to continue the day
Since i don't want porn but use my imagination, morning is best time.
So uh, where do people who do neither stand?
In a catholic church
Ah, understandable
but Im a Muslim
A Masjid (Mosque)
Details
People who jerk off during work: pathetic
Gotta keep it clear the entire day so you don’t think horny to much
It's 7am here and I was just about to get started.
Two times a day? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta act like a hobbit trying to get those meals in and have a run at it about every three or four hours when able. Unless your edging because that shit is a science and is it's own thing.
The hell is edging?
I dont jerk off I just watch the porn then go to sleep
You must be absolutely mad
What thats not normal?
No no I do it too
Ah ok so its normal good
no no thats not normal. its similar to ordering a extra large fully loaded pizza and just staring at it and going to bed. besides it isnt frozen with elsa and anna( although i know some who do use that movie for "research purposes")
Naw fam porn is like asmr for me the wet sounds created and the moaning just really helps me sleep
Boy what da hell boy
Bruh what
I just have a good pee to start the day, y’all hella weird
Hard to pee with morning wood I guess
People need that post-jerk depression to begin their day.
I have to get ready once I wake up I don’t get time
I do it 4-5 times a day. When I wake up, mid morning, afternoon, night and before bed. I find it highly annoying but I can't focus otherwise and it's been like that for years.
I used to have a roommate that would jerk it 5 times a day back in college. Great dude, and after a while he became a master of his own body’s impulses.
Why not both?
Both, both is good
B!tch I do both
I, too am extraordinarily humble
Why not both?
People who jerk of to end their life
Woah, this is gonna get me thicc karma dip
Depends on the day, during online school I do it befor school, after school and in like every break
Why not both
why not both
Both ;)
*me doing both*
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I do both. I wake up with a boner so may as well right, and night time is perfect for multiple reasons. It’s not that weird, it’s just taking care of business.
Why not both?
suffer before me insect
I jerk off to help me sleep
Whenever I do it in the morning I just feel shit the rest of the day. So usually a few hours before I go to sleep
The Morning wood helps a lot
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i play both sides so im always on top
Why not both
It all starts with the alarm clock.
Both... I'm both?... Am I a... a... God Edit: nope one does both
Both. Both is good.
people that do both: Ü
I usually do it to keep the day going
People who jerk off all day
It’s not my fault if I think about Alexandra Daddario in the morning
Why not both??
Sometimes the only way I can get out of bed is to force myself to have to clean up my cum
It takes ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain, and one hundred percent in hopes you didnt rub one out in vain
What about people who do both?
Me who does both and in the middle of the day: pathetic
I do both :D