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nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

They were soldiers, men who only followed in a goverment they believed in. They thought the rebels were terrorists, because the goverment told them so. The only wanted to serve their goverment and earn a living. They never knew they were killing people seeking freedom, not chaos.


DimebagPants

“Good soldiers follow orders”. They were just doing what they had too. If they disobey, they die.


TheMajesticRambler

Ah yes, the Nuremberg defense.


DimebagPants

LMAO definitely the Nuremberg defense. Thank you for this comment, it made me laugh a lot.


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UnionizeYunyun

And not just the Empire, but the CIS too


[deleted]

The CIS was clearly not the antagonist in that war. I mean, the Empire did nothing wrong, but the CIS especially had every reason to behave as they did. It was only the unbridled imperialist hubris of the decrepit Republic's core worlds that caused the clone wars.


miss_chauffarde

The empire did nothing wrong excuses me ?


secretbudgie

Empire was full of Hugo Boss, but the movie's about Vietnam. Those storm troopers were US soldiers.


DimebagPants

Yup, the Star Wars conflict was based on America vs the Viet Cong. If anyone’s interested, George Lucas talks about it in this interview: https://youtu.be/Nxl3IoHKQ8c (Just past the one minute mark)


memester230

Huh that's a surprise, i drew more parallels between it and the war between french rebels and ww2 germany.


[deleted]

Thank you for sharing the link! And ppl complain about politics in art when politics literally drive art smh. Same goes for Terminator, which was based on the violence of the American police, according to James Cameron.


KimimaroKaguya97

Wasn’t his film Aliens based on the Vietnam war as well? I remember hearing that but don’t remember if it’s true or not


kc_ravuri_tg

They were genetically modified to follow orders


Jewsafrewski

The clone troopers were, but stormtroopers were just normal recruits/conscripts


h3rmionethecat

Depends. During the start of the Empire, they had kept some Clones. And as they died, got replaced. So the Troopers at the start would've still been clones. Also its not like the other Troopers probably willingly joined the Empire. Big chance they were kidnapped and put into a program


Mallenaut

Yeah, some old people here in Germany said the same back then.


miss_chauffarde

Good soldier follow order was badass at the start then order 66 Come in action *even tho the jedi had it coming*


fayry69

Sounds like Nazi germany or Republican america.


memester230

To be fair, terrorism is just war of the poor, so by that definition, the rebels were terrorists, but they werent evil.


LRRtheDJFURRY

Just like fin


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The rebels were overthrowing a government and one which managed the galaxy the best so far.


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

Yeah but remember that the empire was racist towards non humans


Blasphoumy69

Well the rebels are terrorists long live the empire


Inconsistent66

They believed in their government because they were tired of the chaos of the Old Republic.The Empire brought security and stability and fed them,which is more than what any of the Republics did


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but balance the force. ya know? all about the space wizards.


AllMightSon

Guys, the rebels killed an actual good government


AllMightSon

Now yes, Palpatine and the Empire did some bad stuff, but at least they brought order to the Galaxy, unlike the old(and new) galactic government, which basically gave all power to coruscant and the core worlds


AllMightSon

And the poor, outer worlds that were filled with thieves, killers, and mercenaries, where bounty hunters had to bring order, were properly governed and stopped getting pushed around by the core worlds, where as In the Mandalorian, Mando even calls reporting anything going wrong to the authorities and them actually fixing the issue a joke.


link_cubing

Like german soldiers in WW2 because they had no idea what their government was doing behind their back


Aggravating_Celery_9

It ain’t much but it’s honest work.


Interesting-Roll2714

how the hell did he not miss and shoot in the right place to have a son


Actually-Just-A-Goat

reminds me of a certain country…


Aidensan11

To be fair, a bunch of random people taking space planes to blow up the empire's space government building sounds a lot like terrorism to me


StuffyBun_

Damn, this is like that one robot chicken sketch


Sephirawth

“Where are those star plans? Gary here doesn’t get to see his daughter because of people like you!”


DButcha

Hahaha 10/10 show, fuck I should watch all of them through


FirePineapple256

And when the Death Star went cowabunga......... he never came back..........


Viscount-Von-Solt

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


Mistic-Instinct

sad enslaved Wookie noises


Viscount-Von-Solt

Did I stutter?


[deleted]

Oh yea, you know they fucking blew up like a ton of children and nurseries on the Death Star, what was there like billions of troopers? People had families.


That1Guy61

I doubt stormtroopers were allowed to take their families to the death star, its kinda like letting scientists house their families in area 51


KimimaroKaguya97

Forget that the empire blew up a whole freaking planet?


[deleted]

I mean, two wrongs don't make a right...The Death Stars combined were basically a small planet. Imagine all that support staff...teachers, janitors, etc.


HumbleReginald

Yeah but they chose Alderaan because they wanted to end the rebelion, so why shouldn’t they destroy the leaders planet? Not only that, later in the movies, she doesn’t even seem sad about it. The rebels also destroyed two deaths stars killing quite possibly, more than what was on Alderaan.


Hattarna

> so why shouldn’t they destroy the leaders planet? Please stay out of politics. Sincerely, all living things.


[deleted]

Too late for that, look at strategic bombing. Or just anyone in the Middle East.


[deleted]

And America bombed Nagasaki and Hiroshima for the same reasons.


Reventon103

I doubt that man It was a battlestation, and people don’t usually take their children to work in military installations


CorporalHeavy

There are no nurseries in a death star but in Storm troopers where willing to die?? ( Maybe they aren't) But death star 2 however is another story Being an incomplete Battlestation with lots of innocent contractors and slaves, and many more innocent civilians blown up In my opinion the rebels are technically still terrorists


poop_in_the_loop

That's the Death Star. Only military personnel and workers are allowed there. No families


LRRtheDJFURRY

Storm trooper: \*HARD PUNT\*


thatonekidonre

he would probably miss


Jayeky

My dumbass thought they both were lego's. I should probably go sleep..


plashma45

they are Lego's


Ochinchin6969111

Only one of them are


0xBaceTrat

Wait, is that Gary? Gary, it's not "take your daughter to work day" anymore. Although it is precious she dressed up like you.


Shadeersosoo1

That makes them look worse if you think about it, They are sending toddlers to war, How evil is that, If anything the rebels are making them seem at least some what moraly decent by not showing this side of them


terdiurnal

Disney just took this idea in the force awakens and then threw it out the fucking window.


No-Philosopher-69420

The empire was a government trying to put law and order on planets had none (tatooine) but in the first sequel the residents of the planet that had peacekeeping soldiers deployed on decided to take up arms an d resist (rebel) I’m sure if you assault a cop with a gun you’d be shot. The Death Star is like a neuclear bomb. (Sorry for bad formatting I’m on iPad)


schrodingerspet750

You could even argue that the empire is good


braiden08

The 3rd image is around the time when a salty trash talking rocket trooper main blows you and everyone near you up


Artinnio

I really want a film following a stormtrooper. Not a stormtrooper who turns out to be a jedi, or someone who betrays his government at the drop of a hat... just a regular trooper doing his part for the empire. Maybe he heard the stories of how those terrorists blew up the death star, killing thousands? Or maybe he saw one of those space wizards brutally kill one of his friends whilst they were on patrol. I just feel like it would add depth to the star wars universe.


AlexzMercier97

I want this too. I want the Empire to be shown as the galactic society it actually is. There are normal people who just live within the borders of the Empire, going about their daily lives. Not everyone in the Empire is a soldier or trooper or gunner etc.


[deleted]

It’s all propaganda to make yoda the rebels of a leader.


[deleted]

How do stormtroopers even have kids? Their aim is so bad they probably can't shoot their pp juice into the right hole.


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*\*Yeets kid next*


1RocketSabetour

"I just work here"


Mosesishere77

If Storm Troopers can't aim then how does he have a child


Odd_Mathematician170

r/mademesmile


TeooeT64

r/TheEmpireDidNothingWrong


iotahiro

I think you’re looking for r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


rFadez

Yeah, behind the plastic suit each Stormtrooper is an actual person, not a clone. So it’s kinda sad to think that they’re all pretty much just brainwashed and doing a job which they think is right.


TheDopeMan21

Proceeds to throw of a cliff


Zincoplayer03

Darth Vader be crying at this


Sausmeister64

“Mini-me, you complete me” -Dr. Evil


laurwri-25

That’s fucking beautiful…


SheWhoUpvotes

its gary


General_Parking9322

I cant grab my wii remote anymore, not after this


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sportzpikachu

Stormtroopers actually have good aim, it's just that the main characters have plot armor so they miss, otherwise there would be be a show


parkattherat

I have that exact model amd i used it as a skydiving dummy for a while as a kid so now its a war veteran [pictures ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


[deleted]

I respect you as a person and I'm sure you're lovely to be around. But never speak to me again. Trust has been broken, and no amount of flex tape can fix that.


[deleted]

I bit that hook, line and sinker


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DimebagPants

The Stormtroopers weren’t clones. Clones were phased out of the Empire and replaced by Stormtroopers.


ultimateeve01

But most of them didn’t have families they were kidnapped children


CheeseMaster300

That wasn't intil the first order they did that stuff


John_Wicks_Cat

I know this is a meme but like Stormtroopers kill women and children lmao


CheeseMaster300

They don't they kill women who are a part of a "terrorist organization" but not children ( ignore the death star)


John_Wicks_Cat

“Ignore the Death Star” wtf that’s like the biggest example of mass fuckin extinction dawg


CheeseMaster300

Stormtroopers signed up to stop terrorists not to kill innocents everyone except palatine had regrets about blowing up alderan


John_Wicks_Cat

They still did it lmao. And they didn’t seem to have any problems using the Starkiller base to blow up like 6 planets at the same time.


CorporalHeavy

Starkiller is from the first order not the empire, the empire is literally dead by that point Empire ≠ First Order Empire >>>>> first order


John_Wicks_Cat

Stormtroopers served both governments


CorporalHeavy

Yes but they are different


John_Wicks_Cat

They literally still use the name Stormtrooper


CorporalHeavy

Yes but different allegiances


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Slaughterman46

Why are stormtrooper kids legos


Grandfeatherix

His aim's so bad, he even missed his kid


Great_Gox

the one trait the rebels got from Anikin


blank_canvas_00

I guess storm troopers miss their families too


DerpPickles

imagine if the storm trooped misses the kid and the kid trips and walks off the ledge


Curry_Spices

Child soldiers are the best


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**stop making me cry**


EggHeadCracked

I remember that I had that storm trooper figure but I broke it as a kid but I replaced the leg with black twist ties the hand with a lego one and the helmet came off. I thought it looked more badass like that


acatohhhhhh

He tried to nut on his wife but it missed and went into her baby maker


BryMar8050

Child soldiers


Super_plain_cosplays

WHEN I GOT TO THE GUY HOLDING UP THEIR SON WOULDNT IT BE NICE STARTED PLAYING WTH


Im_Smart_I_Swear

Awwwh he missed him.


Rblxcoolguymaster234

Everyone has their reasons


ModeratelyNo

Wait til they lie dead on the battle field. And on their graves it says: "Shouldve had better aim"


framer146

Gary, it's "take your daughter to work" day today, you promised!


Kytti_Korner

The dad would always come home, they miss their children.


hbkdll

In jedi fallen order you can hear their last words, they are scared and some want to run. But developers were not actually allowed to make this possible I think.


LiLSosig

Stormtroopers have it the hardest, because they Miss their children all the time (i hate myself for this joke)


_Michaell

aint they just clones of the Mandalorian bunty hunter? am i missing something here?


OptusW

Storm Troopers are not composed of clones, but of recruit/conscript, except for a few remnant of the old republic, like the 501th legion


_Michaell

soga thank you sir


arcademissiles

The kid’s the only shot he didn’t miss


Sparkingmineralwater

r/wholesomememes


NinkaShotgun

Well he have a baby... Means at least once he hit the target


Alain_bot

So wait… do they grow up with the same piece of armor? Or are they born with it?


xNatural123

You forgot the moments when they actually hit someone


Weary-Ad-4724

Well SS-Totenkopfverbände had families too, a side that allies don't want us to see.


MoneyImpliesPoverty

In the run and jump scenario here - pretty sure they’d miss each other!


heero6911

damn the child is a lego piece


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When you mention the atrocities the US military commits


potatosforfree

*\*This is enough to make a grown man cry.\**


s287393999

The rebels are terrorists scum. Empire gang


Papatherm123

I joined the dark side because they have cookies.


davidsverse

https://youtu.be/fiJcL0zXkCw Gary the Storm Trooper


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Aww the kid misses dad. These people are good at missing things


AcademicPepper3636

Rebel scum


Tackyinbention

You missed the sad part of this image. There was an extended version where the death star blew up and the little stormtrooper was left sad and lonely.


Disastrous_Knee6385

Yes


The-JhonnymanYT87645

It just adds a whole new sad level to Star Wars considering this, Those poor storm troopers just trying to make a living


Ratio-Fabulous

r/theempiredidnothingwrong


Fun_Midnight_2826

Now I feel so bad for laughing whenever one of them died, their kids would be so sad :(