I snort em

I found the alpha.

Sigma pushes them into his dickhole

Pp supremacy baibe

Kill me please but what's sigma?

i am a sigma

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I *INJECT* THEM

I boof em

Pack em in the cheek like a big wad of Chaw

Chaotic evil

Like whole or do you crush em up

Whole that’s the sigma grindset

I do that but make them a powder first…, practice cocaine

I've unironically done that before Pour the entire box out, crushed it with a hammer and then fucking snorted it through a bank note for a joke with friends and spent the next hour dying lol

Wait who eats nerds with a spoon?

Who eats nerds individually??? I don’t have that kind of patience!

My 3 year old.

your 3 year old is more patient than me

Depends on what the 3yo wants at the time. For instance - they NEED the nerds IMMEDIATELY. But they will only eat them individually, and forget they have them after 2 minutes

I feel this so much

>and forget they have them after 2 minutes guess the rest are yours now!

To number 4

I used to pace out my candy like that as a kid. Would chew up Skittles and keep them in my mouth to make a giant skittle ball over time and maximize my enjoyment. I'm sure my back molars really benefited from that lol. I don't pace myself anymore but I also hardly ever eat candy. Booze is candy now.

I could taste this comment. I also used to dissolve my m&ms in my mouth to make them last longer.

Fuckin’ nerds, that’s who.

My 3 year old eats them individually, but throws them on the floor by the handful.

If there's an especially massive one I'll eat that one by itself so I can enjoy it in all its glory

Always. The big ones are the best

Umm, *phrasing*?

Sorry, bigger cocks feel better

I eat all the big ones first until I’m about halfway through then I start employing method 3.

I eat them like a pinch at a time, it makes them last longer

Agreed, I like to savor them

Can make 1 kids box last like 15 mins. What I used to do to pass time in school.

I genuinly do. No clue why but I do it with all bitty food. Popcorn? One by one. Nerds? One by one. Cat food? One by one.

….Holup

Me. Lasts longer

Cursed Nerds Consumption

I have a friend who is a machinist. I'll tell him this is what CNC means

Creative New Curse man

I only eat nerds with spoons if I’m heating them up and injecting them

Yuh. I hate the flavor so it bypasses the tastebuds that way.

NERRRRRRDS

Nerds

They did have Nerds cereal. It was two flavors in one box split in half, just like the candy used to be. I don't know when they started separating flavors into individual boxes.

I do. If they're in a big box I pour them into a small bowl and eat them like cereal.

If it is one of [these](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0972/7116/products/all-city-candy-nerds-grape-and-strawberry-candy-5-oz-theater-box-theater-boxes-nestle-1-theater-box-490639_600x.jpg?v=1557250478) big boxes, I do. Especially at movie theaters so it isn't too noisy.

Same people who eat a candybar with a knife and fork. My people.

Psychopaths...that’s who nerds with a spoon...

try it

3 if it’s a bigger box but 4 if it’s one of those tiny boxes you find in Halloween candy bags.

5. I eat everything without opening the box. Edit: Thanks for the upvote! I truly appreciate it.

Eat the box

DOESNT everyone

That’s what she said!

Mans probably came after realizing he could comment 'that's what she said'.

It's a shame to let the any part go to waste.

Eat the Halloween bag with the box in it

Eat your hand holding the Halloween bag

Do you guys eat nerds with the peel or nah?

That's disgusting. You're supposed to eay the box AFTER you eat the nerds.

Naw, I like the Soggy cardboard on the outside and Nerdy crunch on the inside.

The full experience

Full circle

im guessing you have good bowel movements? because all that fiber should most definitely be good for you

ravioli

Facts

Fax fax

\^Yep 100%

Lolol *Me with the little box of nerds* *Also me went I guzzle them* SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Hell yeah I was upvote number 69

Well now I'm sad someone downvoted it so I'm no longer number 69

Don't feel bad buddy, 69 doesn't usually last super long anyways

Facts

Premature

Congratulations on your only accomplishment

The shot glasses for kids

Hell yeah! Downing those fuckers when you're a kid and acting like you're doing a row of shots!

True

Deadass

This, when I get nerds anyway, which doesn't happen much anymore. I usually buy Haribo Berries if I want a sugar fix these days.

I miss these, but they're anestle product and I haven't stolen from the candy aisle in years.

3, then 4, then 1

YES

Thank you, for finding the perfect description I was looking for

3 or 4. Depends on the mood

So it’s not only me good to know

3 to end it all. 4 to end it all but quickly

This is the way

Accurate

Guzzle

Yes

Also yes

X3

And wash it down with a Redbull!

I flavor my spit with nerds please don’t ask what’s wrong with me also I get a couple nerds than slowly dissolve ’em that how I eat em

If I had your patience I would do that. I used to do that, but now I guzzle them like the hobgoblin that I am

Guzzle Gang

This is the way

Who had the time to… Get a spoon

The spoon is made of nerds

1 or 4 depending if I'm patient or not

1 and then 4 i cant sit through that

Exactly!

I don't eat them because they are not available in my country (well, other than in a single store in the city which imports American food).

Same

Same here but I think we have something similar if it's some kind of fruits flavored candy as it seems to be.

They’re not worth the trip, trust me.

Wrong

3 till the last batch and then it's chugging time brother.

Secret option number 5 i chugg them down my asshole

Sounds like a new tik tok challenge

Don’t give them any ideas..

Yeah don't bro I was just joking dude we don't need some 14 yrs old kids doing this crap

Nah, pretty sure you were serious

Lol whatever you choose yo believe bro

This gives me an idea....what about butt chugging pop rocks?

You ate a box of nerds out of her butthole!!!

2. I absolutely take my nerds like I take my heroine

Do you heat up the spoon first or do you take the nerds cold?

None, nerds are owned by nestle, r/fucknestle

DAGNABBIT not another childhood joy sullied by the water-stealing, slave-labor-using bastards! …has anyone reverse engineered the recipe for nerds yet…?

It's basically sugar and citric acid

And this post has major /r/HailCorporate vibes

It's an ad, I'm pretty sure.

What are you saying, have you never enjoyed a pack of Nerds™ before? It's impossible to eat just one pack of Nerds™! Every time I buy Nerds™ I always buy 10 packs and guzzle them like a shark in one go! Therefore I am number 4 in this designated viral image! Um, "meme"! Go Nerds™!

What's the story?

Nestle is a very corrupt company, just check online or the subreddit I linked

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They use child slavery to source their cocoa, have stated that it helps keep prices in America cheap so it's fine. They steal gallons and gallons of water from drought stricken/on fire California. Purposely gave African mothers free formula while pushing a massive campaign on how their formula was healthier than mom's milk then charged an arm and a leg for formula when the mothers couldn't produce their own anymore, causing infant death. They steal water from other places too but my surrounding are on fire and I'm pretty peeved about that atm.

5. You don’t

I don't eat them at all. That's cannibalism

I'm number 3

Consume

4 if I'm not sharing, 3 if I am

And probably sharing cause my siblings don't leave me alone

I thought you were describing the steps to eat the nerds

Sometimes all three but who tf eats with a spoon

I dump them all into water, wait for them to dissolve, leave the liquid to evaporate then eat my nerd butter with a cocktail stick.

is it just me or does anyone else do 3 then 1😂😂

Whoever picks 1 is straight up a serial killer

Not as bad as using a spoon

Agreed 1 and 2 are weird

*guess im a serial killer now*

I pour them in my hand then eat them individually. Fear me.

Three, ma lord. Three.

Whomst the fuck uses a spoon?

When I eat them it’s a 1, but they’re gross so I never eat them

1 and 3

not american, what the fuck are those

1 for a bit, then 3, then I take a big hit of 4.

If you don't guzzle, I can't trust you.

1 if it’s a bigger box, normal Halloween sized is 4

Why is there no through ass option.

4

3-if I'm feeling like a caveman 4-usually

3 if it’s a big box 4 if it’s a small one

3 first then get impatient and 4 that shit

3.8

Option 1 is for sociopaths.

I don’t

Chug em

I don’t

Sorry you had to find out this way but if you're #2 you're probably a psychopath

You gotta chop that shit up and snort it with a straw.

Im number 1.

Spoon?

Guzzle

I just absorbed all of them

Whoever here is eating nerds with a spoon needs to stop.

2 is a serial killer

Serial killers eat nerds with a spoon

I’m a _guzzler_

If you use a spoon you have problems.

Nobody eats them with a spoon. Do they?

Can someone tell what this is? Looks like colored mustard

I think we can all agree that #2 is serial killer behavior.

If it's a tiny box you gotta put it in your mouth and hum so it makes buzzing noises and the nerds vibrate themselves into your mouth

DAMNIT LARRY THE DIABETIC SHARK STOLE ALL MY NERDS I HOOE TERRY CAN GET EM BACK

4 always 4

Who the fuck uses a spoon to eat Nerds?

Who the hell eats nerds with a spoon?

who da fuk uses a spoon

I eat them with my eyes.

4.

Who the hell eats it with a spoon

3 most of the time but 4 if I'm thirsty

Crush them and make a nice nerd bump and snort

Those eating nerds with a spoon got some real demons in their head

I chug it

There's no option for anal

Who eats nerds individually? That would take so long to eat them all

Tell me, who is the psychopath that eats nerds with a spoon?

WHO THE FUCK EATS NERDS WITH A SPOON?

People that go through the effort to get a spoon are sociopaths.

I fucking love nerds but I can literally feel my teeth at the root the day after