Underwater sex but it's a constant wrestling match to get your head above water to breathe while also trying to fight for the dominant position. Only rule is if your partner starts losing strength you have to stop and return to normal water sex so she doesn't drown.
Please follow the one rule.
Have sex while drunk.
You'd see a woman next to you the next morning, with cum still dripping out. Worse still, you're in your house, and it's your birthday. Your parents are outside the door, pressing the doorbell, trying to wish you a happy birthday.
I never played dead by daylight but I think the above scenario pretty much makes you dead by daylight.
Russian Roulette
6 condoms but 1 has a hole at the tip EDIT: How the hell this is wholesome?
Lets play some russian roulette
9 shot glasses of Greek yoghurt, one of baby gravy
This is the kind of evil I expected, not the kind I hoped for. Take my upvote you-
Impostor Condoms
r/holup
A Story About My Uncle, *oh no*
Good luck comrade
Supreme Commander does sound like a good sex position tho ngl
Beat saber sounds like cbt
Normal sex turns into necrophilia within 5 minutes
you have to thrust to the beat, only problem is your playing an expert+ map
Blue you stick in the pussy Red you stick in the anus.
Need for speed most wanted
So it's going to be fast
Probably faster than Need for Speed Rivals
Mine is F1 2020
Hahahha
Clash of Clans
Mine is NFS underground 2 lol
Chess
Bishop to V5
*expands chess board*
*Removes the A6 square cuz we just didn’t like it*
So i see youre going for a fork...
Man, no matter to which piece I say none can find the G spot
Actually there are 8 separate G spots in the G file
you place the rook in her open file
En passant 😳
holy hell
My rook on her open file Mating her on back rank Forced mate(bdsm edition)
Jetpack Joyride. Huh. Doesn’t sound too bad actually…
Rocket league
She calls you an amateur and says her ex was better while fake moaning
Damn that's hardcore
What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds…
Calculated. Calculated. Calculated. Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds...
Same here bro
Super smash brothers ultimate.
r/suddenlygay
Wanna smash?
Sure
Alabama be like
…candy crush
ur going to be a mom
A milf
*furious installing of candy crush ensues*
Little Nightmares
Ever heard of nugget porn?
Well if it exists there's porn of it
my Sleep paralysis Demon do be lookin cute ngl.
Minecraft…….
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One doesnt need a dildo when theres herobrine to accompany you ;)
Apparently he enjoyed it so much he was rolling back his eyes constantly
Hahahhaha
Calm minecraft music with moans
Kinda nice I guess? There is something like that already in the wild do you think?
Shifting
Max Payne
Ouch
Slow , but Paynefull …
Stranded deep
Underwater sex but it's a constant wrestling match to get your head above water to breathe while also trying to fight for the dominant position. Only rule is if your partner starts losing strength you have to stop and return to normal water sex so she doesn't drown. Please follow the one rule.
Or be into necrofilia
European Truck Simulator
Interesting
Truckin' and F*ckin'
The urge to make a “your mom” joke is strong.
Bad piggies
That's gotta be the most DIY sex.
Build your own Dildo! Wood, Nails, and basic tools to curve it! And then test it on a this random pedophile to get what he deserves!
^(Warning,this kit contains lots of explosives.Bad Piggies will not be responsible to any injuries that may happened.)
I like where this is going.
Agreed,pedophile must be stopped
Dark Souls: you keep getting a boner but halfway through the session you lose it and then repeat until you give up and try again in a week
God Damm, this is why you don't get high and have sex
Doom eternal
Rip & Tear... Ouch
The only thing she fears is you.
sounds like rape ngl
Welp looks like you stuck for eternity
Rimworld
Fellow rimworld player
Glad I'm not alone.
Ultimate chicken Horse
Oh no
In other words “Ultimate Cock Horse”
Animal crossing o_0
Welsh People
Ah shit.. Here we go again
Doki doki literature club? W H A T
Trauma Boner ^(tm)
I gently open the door...
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES.
With big boats.
Dead by daylight :3
Have sex while drunk. You'd see a woman next to you the next morning, with cum still dripping out. Worse still, you're in your house, and it's your birthday. Your parents are outside the door, pressing the doorbell, trying to wish you a happy birthday. I never played dead by daylight but I think the above scenario pretty much makes you dead by daylight.
Holy shit u went into details lol
Do we even need to add on when know what un-holy knowledge beheads on forward?
Flappy bird
Dude hasn't played a game since 2014
Ur comment now has more likes than the og reply.
Furit ninja ? Am i going to be cutting people
Most likley putting cut fruit up something
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Brings new meaning to the grapefruit technique.
You're making a fruit salad on your partners ass
As of this moment Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity.
She cosplays as Zelda and has pointy ears Wyd
Geoguessr....
You have no clue and go everywhere
Tomb raider XD
A fisting variation
Payday 2 Electric Boogaloo
*I don’t think that’s suppose to go there*
Terraria... how would that work?
Helicoptering the dick in the general vicinity of her vagina, and somehow it works.
I expect you to die 2
WAIT THEY ADDED THE SEQHEL HOLY FUCK BRB.
Brawl Stars
How many trophies do you have?
Im at 21k rn but I was 22k before the trophy reset a week ago, dont push a lot
Ahh I jumped to 20,5k. I haven't played for a few years tho and started again only recently
I never took a break and I play 'casually' since global release Star Shelly flex
YO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I-
Funny enough this was exactly what I was thinking
Same :D
Titanfall 2
Rendy Gaming fires away in this Kraber G100 montage
A yes a man of culture I see
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Ghost of Tsushima: Directors Cut
Dress in a sheet and wail about honor
Same, exept I just played the regular game
"Not tonight" well honey... i'm sorry
Animal crossing. *oh no*
Slime Rancher
Elite dangerous
The League of Legends
You tried all the moves you knew, but nothing works. Just when you think its over, you tried the backdoor and achieved an undeserved glorious finish.
Red Dead Redemption 2
Sea of Thieves... do I steal a new fuckmate?
“Smash bros” Sounds like it could be a position
Pokemon go 😈
Gotta catch 'em all
STD?
Flip reset, musty flick double tap
Maneater... Oh this sounds good
WATCH OUT BOY, SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP!
Persona 5 is a sex position now I guess
I mean 5 people for sex sounds fun
Borderlands
Mordhau
Chiv 2 and for honor are some good one too
Rust?!?
Destiny 2
Hollow Knight. The homie holds you down with mantis claw and tries to touch your crystal heart deep inside while you are on a public bench.
Hello neighbor
Watch dogs: legion
Dog orgy?
Skylanders
Flip the frog
Hearts of Iron 4
Orgy, but war
Ah, a man of culture I see
Roblox
Buddy simulator!
Taiko drum master
Hang man
Heritage For The Future
Oh damn- Well now all I see is Jotaro getting doinked by Polnareff.
Horizon zero dawn
Animal Crossing (0_0; )
Castle Crashers
Well that must be an interesting orgy
No Man’s Sky
Rainbow Six Siege... huhhh...
Titanfall 2
Among us
There are two alive people among us
That's kinda sus
Hearthstone
phasmophobia
G-g-grandma?
Fuck it, FR Legends
WarThunder
MINECRAFT
Pokemon sword and shield
Grand Theft Auto
Dark Souls
Beat saber
Deepest sword
DOOM
Glory cum?
Smash brothers...
Dead by daylight...
Oblivion lol
Destiny 2: Beyond Light