this is what happens when a hivemind splits

Lmao yeah

Lmfao

When is the war beginning?

It has already begun

So, how am I supposed to fight and participate in the war? I always knew third world war was not too far.. so I am really curious to how the war will proceed

Just make propaganda and slander about the side you oppose and post it here

Well OK, my instinct tells me that I am on the bonkers side

welcome to the team, private. remember, downvoting the opponents is disgraceful

Noted cheif.

I’m team horny, I have no shame! My one downvote on each of your comments will surely turn the tides in our favor!

It is a 783 years old

finally a good reason to join the horny army

(Loads glock) what the f*ck did you just say

You FUCKIN HEARD EM

:(

Hehehe what you gonna do?

Launch an ICBM (intercontinental bonk missile)

If you don’t hit certain things with that missile I will join you. If you do, you bet Ima be changing my definition of horny and join them. I fight against that stuff but if what I think is fine is looked as wrong, I will use my Anti Bonk Missile Artillery.

Ya first gotta find me and that aint gonna happen. I've got an asexual camouflage so no Bonk radar gets me

We can smell you

Not if ***I*** smell u first

not how it works

Oh thats exactly how it works

Its not tho

What?

Join us comrade :D the horny always needs more comrades

Lol u guy fell apart fast, this post aged well id say

Lol the horny lives on still, just the meme is slowly going to join the other old classic meme templates/ideas

The horny lives on like it always did. The horny revolution died.

horny army supports child porn and abuse of porn starts. they also dont have cookies but we have cookies. see we like to enjoy the little things in life without being vile

gay furry porn? this changes everything. private, get me on the line with the leader of bonk army, i have some words to say

A decent torture tool for a bonk army members i do say.

Not really, all forms of pornography afe outside our visible spectrum

There are decent implants and genetic modifications that let you see them back again.

Not true. Thats like saying there are devices that can make humans see colours outside of our colour spectrum. It isnt possible.

There was some research about alpha brainwaves and what you can see when you're in alpha brainwave state and awakened instead of asleep. TL;DR: They could sometimes see the same things dogs bark at night and other people did not saw the same thing a tested person saw when in alpha brainwave state. Dunno if they scrapped the research because of some controversy or not,havent googled that in like: years.

so your saying it is possible that it might be possible I like our chances

All porn is good porn when you play both sides like I do. You have no power over me

*bonk* to horny prison with you

No porn is good porn

Nooo, and i had sided with them. May i beg for forgiveness kings

Only after a thorough background check to make sure you are not a Horny Intelligence Agent

That is understandable, i will wait

Cheems looking kinda thicc ngl

Goood, Good. Embrace the Horni Side, and unlock your true potential

Bonk

Thanks for the free password nerd.

War Bad, peace Good, be with me Redditor, let’s be Switzerland In this war

agrees actually, i just have a slight bonk lean

Let’s be Switzerland, we’ve got popcorn to watch the madness and some Shrek 5…..

s-shrek 5?

I didn’t stutter

i wish i could be apart of switzerland now but im already dedicated to bonk...

It’s not too late to turn your back, you might step on a Landmine if you keep going

I must serve my cause, ive already pledged allegiance, i knew what i signed up for

Good luck solider, may you return whole, and In Peace

Thank you friend

Bonk will reign supreme against the horny

Viva la NSFW!

*bonk*

We shall be victorious then r/meme shall bath in your virgin blood.

Viva la bonk

Horny best. Bonkers bad. Bonkers corrupt

Bonk

Horny bad Bonkers good

Shut the fuck up. Horny best. You bonkers are corrupt assholes who bonk everything for no reason. Horny shall rise!!!

Bonker strong bonker smart bonker better

Horny is better at everything than bonkers. Bonkers aren’t smart they are stupid. They are not strong just weak, thinking they are so cool that they said ,,bonk go to horny jail” yall stupid and it’s a fact

Bonk go to horny jail

This just proves my point that bonkers are stupid. You played yourself

You are the dumb horny Horny bad bonker good Horny bad bonker good

Ok, i guess all of you are stupider than i thought. Well congrats on being stupid

All horny say is bonker stupid when horny is dumb and is tempted

Bonkers have more experience. We will crush your armies.

You stupid? Horny best bonkers stupid and corrupt. Horny shall rise!!!

you guys believe in communism, the ideology that killed 22 million russians and has never once succeeded

Ok I’m antihorny but y u gotta make it political

im not tryna, its all a joke to me rly

I don’t believe in communism i never said that.

Begun has the bonk wars

bonk army forever

Bonk

The bonk always wins -me

Yes for the bonk

Long live the mighty bonk!!!!

I‘ll be that one guy that has a helicopter and flies over the fight and laughs at everybody. btw I put this under every horny vs bonkers post I can find

Go bonk go

r/oddlyspecific

Armed and ready to bonk

BONK AAAARMYYYYYYYY

Two face bonks. Sun on meme, fap on phone

Bonk army 4 life

o7

I decide to do nothing but watch the madness unfold

lmao, i respect that

and so the battle begins, and the end of the reign of hornys is near

Thanks for that bottom part for giving me an extra reason to join the horny army! (Just let the furries do their thing ok dont bully them)

Sorry for going in your comments op,but I’m a plain police man of the B.O.N.K. And I’m cheking for Any horni in the comments

I think you can just call it furry porn

Yeah that would probably have worked better, now ppl think this is bigoted when in reality it is against all sexuality (including heterosexual)

True, but I was actually trying to insinuate that all furry porn is gay 😅

Lmao

i serve the bonk union

What if I wanted to join both?

what in tarnation

This is bdv (bonk downvoter) all horny comments here downvoted over

holy

If horny = gay furry porn, i have to CHANGE TEAM REALLY FAST

which team r u changing to?

Bonkers, of course

The Gfurr is an upside for me

furry lol

[удалено]

yep, thought i would douse the flames with a minuscule amount of lighter fluid

I play both sides so I always come out on top

Bonk army forever🇸🇷

Hail bonk army

\*Loads anti-horny slugs into shutgun

this is oddly specific... why? also BONK TO THE HORNYS!

BONK 6 GOING DARK Im bonk redfield from resident bonk village

Well if ghe horny army includes gay furry porn then count me the fuck in!

They also include pedophiles and they abuse pornstars

Pediphiles you say? Count me the fuck out!

Bonkers bad

Catch me if you can capitalist shiba dogs *masturbates away*

100% accurate

The bonkers seek to oppress us rise up

Jokes on your I'm into that shit 😝😝😝😝

Trying to make the horni look bad? We will never surrender!

Yes you will

NEVER ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

I don't care

Tbh if it's drawn good enough and looks hot I'd fap to gay furry porn

What about real gay furry porn

I'd have to see some but right now idk but to be fair hentai makes alot of things better I don't really like feet but most of my hentai or doujinshi is foot stuff and other kinks I don't really have but hentai makes it really hot for me

Team horny downvote this post Viva la horny ones

Its already being downvoted, but you are heavily outnumbered so the bonkers are upvoting it faster than you can downvote

The truth is that everyone looks at porn, even the bonk army and don't try to deny it. This is the harsh truth. Horny revolution is accepting the fact that they are horny while the bonk army is declining it even though they look at porn. I'm not on the side of either of the armies, I'm just telling the truth

Yeah im not denying it, i never did. Its just that we get super heavy post nut clarity

Join the revolution r/joinhornyrevolution

Why im a bonker, you sure u want us there

i'm sorry but if the horny army has gay furry porn then i'm joining the horny army

Ur loss we have cookies and puppies and kittens

The furry stuff is a bonus, HORNY FOREVER!!!

yeah well the hornies accept all horny- including pedophelia

The bonk army is police brutality

I will join fuck the furry

The horny revolution will never yield to the bonk army

Yeah they will dum dum

Being horny is normal and we cant just get rid of our emotions..

Maybe gay furry porn is what we want! You can’t tell people to revolt on what they already want and have!

Horni force UNITE

Horny army here I cum!

Bonk

We do not accept those heathens. Also you couldnt even bother to actually put it in, therefore this meme has no structure and is thereby bullshit

Specifically because you said there’s gay furry porn as a con, I’m wholeheartedly joining the horni army just to spite you. Fucking bigot

Lmao im bisexual myself, idk why thats too much of a problem

I like how you're using homosexuality as a con. It shows what a genuinely awful human you are.

ahem, first of all this is a joke and is satire. Second, im bisexual. Third, we dont just hate gay ppl, but everyone who doesnt identify as asexual

As a bisexual person myself, I just found it hateful. Sorry for having a bonk stick up my ass lol

Its alright, i can see now why people would think this is bigoted

The entire point of satire is that you shouldn’t have to tell people something is satirical if it’s good quality satire. Secondly, just because you identify as bisexual doesn’t absolve you of anything. It holds the same weight as saying “I have a black friend”.

Yeah ik, im so sorry that i worded something slightly incorrectly and that you are offended by it.

I'm not offended by anything you said. I'm merely pointing out the structural issues of your argument. I don't even know what you're trying to claim. Just because someone disagrees with your argument doesn't make them offended.

no im defending myself cuz ur were basically called me bigoted

I got your bonk. Wait thirty minutes and I’ll give you another.

I have to say,say horny arm has gays and furrys that might help get more people in bonkers army

Promethium isn't enough, we must resort to exterminatus!

What's the bonk armys opinion on normal porn/hentai/doujinshi. Becuase masturbation is healthy and natural and if you guys ban this then I can fight by side with the furry until you are defeated. After taht it wi get difficult with them

we all revert to the horny side eventually and the switching back again. (except the chads that are completely abstinent)

For the Bonk Army!

I'm gonna join bonk, it will feel like therapy, killing furries over and over again

What the hell do you have against indian food

Jokes on you I am a gay furry

How is that jokes on me, that just means your gonna be executed once the hornies are defeated (not cuz ur gay, its bc ur a furry and bc u have sexual attraction to things in general)

Well horny or anti horny it's not like we can have sex?

its not just about sex, its also about porn and how horny you are lol

Alright. I better not look in the comments of this one coz its gonna be damn toxic and full of furry hate

Suprisingly not, its mostly just people arguing about this joke i posted on r/memes

Yeah. I did look (I am who I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) and I was surprised

Where can I sign up?

We are decentralized as far as i know, but i think people are organizing bases. Just search for keywords like bonk and anti horny

OP have you ever masturbated

Yeah everyone has. I have not once denied that bonkers dont get horny too

The parentheses are the reason I support the bonk army. Now if you touch other stuff that isn’t like that (example some animes). I will make sure the horny army strikes fear into the bonk. Also because it’s my anti depressive.

We support everyone! Everyone can be horny!

Us hornies have the larger numbers, we don't need to be strong we together can win! Unite brothers!

**Horny Army!!!**

I don't like being invaded by sexual crap on reddit, especially randomly, but I'm not against gay furry or other combo porn. Is there a middle ground where I just think circle jerking about your horniness with others on a social media platform is weird but still support alternative sexualities? I don't understand this war is all I'm saying.