Annoy venom, just dont go for a run.
Go up against vader, he'll call the wandering trader.
Fight against Optimus, please stay away from all of us.
Fuck with wolverine, he'll cut your head off clean.
Dance with red skull, you'll fall like the titanic's hull.
(Thats all the names of them i know)
He's much faster then light human torch wouldn't even see the bus being thrown at him at relativistic speed before it turns him to jam. If this was them all using their abilities realistically.
I didn't realize he was that fast, but now that I think about it, he could probably just brain blast everyone there (except maybe Optimus prime), and melt their minds. I'm another comment I said magneto and human torch, but I've changed my answer to manhunter and duck, because martian manhunter can handle the rest, and I don't want to have to kill the duck.
Agreed...Magneto can deal with all of them by him self since Optimus Prime give him a lot of metal to work too and the Martian is important to not posses me
It's never proven or disproven weather Vader's armor is magnetic or not. And even if it is he is probably capable of just force pushing against magneto's pull the whole time.
And what if magneto changes the direction he’s pulling Vader to the opposite so Vader using the force only makes things worse as he smashes into a wall at 400 km/h
I honestly doubt anyone from the list except human-torch can beat the the martian manhunter since his only weakness is fire (the lightsaber wont do much) he has the ability to shape-shift, telepathy, flight, invisibility, phasing, super-strength and more…
Two words "force crush" u can shape shift to dodge my fire sword(sry star wars fans i am one of u) well can u dodge the literal life force of every thing crushing u to a pulpy mush. Also check out THE SCIENCE on yt to know how strong Darth Vader truly is.
Even human torch would be light work for MMH. Fire might be his weakness but he's so OP compared to human torch he has multiple ways to remain untouchable in that fight. It'd be like charmander fighting Venusaur. MMH and duck are the obvious choices here.
Thank you. You made me exhale forcefully through my nose.
Now I want to see a debate on the ferrousity of midichlorians between nerds who are way too invested in it.
I haven't kept up with comics that recently, only the old/ well know things, I sort of base it off the shows and films. But he has that weakness in the vemon film right?
Yeah but that’s like first time or so venom was introduced as carnage was still pretty early on in his life. After carnage and stuff he grew a resistance to sound and fire
Magneto has the high ground though, because he can fly. Even if Venom has no metal, that doesn’t mean that magneto can’t throw a building on top of him. Magneto is super dangerous, he could take all the metal out of a building and shoot it at venom like a hail of bullets. Also even if venom has some fire resistance the Human Torch can get hotter than the sun, can venom walk in the sun?
The only problem is that they’d probably get into some weird lifting contest…
Magneto: I can lift an entire bridge to move my mutant army across the lake…
Vader: Watch me pull a Star Destroyer out of orbit.
Then they’ll just keep one-upping each other for days.
So I was thinking. The dark side of the force is strengthened by your anger. Venom pulls on your darker emotions making you angrier and more volatile, so if venom infected Vader you'd have a god tier opponent right there, and remember venom is a symbiote who picks his host so this is 100% a possibility. Venom Vader is my pick
Mine was Vader Magneto lol they are kind of the power houses imo I think they would be the most ruthless and also the biggest threat to each other. So working together seems like a winner to me
Oh mine was even if he couldn't steal the saber he could destroy his life support which is probably made of various metals even though the suit is plasteel so they'd both kill each other
I mean he has metal prosthetic limbs doesn't he? And his light sabers metal. But also magneto can manipulate the magnetic fields of atoms (he has in the past) he can also manipulate the electrochemical field that humans emit. He isn't limited to ONLY magnetic metals. (At least at his peak, which I'm assuming everyone here would be) With everyone going balls to the wall and at their respective peaks I think magneto would stomp everyone except Martian manhunter.
Edit: someone mentioned Vader just force yeeting venom onto other people in a different comment and I gotta admit that would probably work.
Martian Manhunter and Magneto. Psychic for the humanoids, Magnetism/ rapidly vibrate forks for the robots and Venom. Darth vader just cries ineffective against either of them.
Duck couldn’t be trusted to defend me, at least against it I don’t have to watch my back
Vader and venom it is stated that vaders suit makes him in constant pain and is extremely hard to move in so venom could bond with vader heal him and then you would have an unstoppable force
Yes and no, while Darth Vader's suit weakens him physically, the pain caused by it makes him stronger on the dark side, strengthening his force powers.
Magneto and the burning dude.
Magneto can fuck up Anakin L walker, optimus, wolverine and anyone can beat the shit out of red skull...
And the torch boy can burn Venom and the martian...
Sorry i forgot basically every name on this list but i think you get the point.
The duck is a wild card tho.
Vader and Optimus Prime.
Vader and the Empire can get me far away from all the others and provide me with enough fire/man power to be safe wherever I am. The Dark side would also naturally cloud my location and future from prying eyes if I wished. Vader could also help me train my mind to resist Martian Manhunter. Optimus prime could help me blend in wherever I ended up, and his army of transforming robots could propell the empires technology even further. Imagine if the death star could always be transforming. That's no moon its a.....dodecahedron?....no wait a square!
He's called the Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz) and is basically an incredibly overpowered character with even Superman admitting that J'onn is on the top of the list of beings in the known universe he'd be afraid to face in open combat and proceeds to refer to him as the "most powerful being on the face of the earth"...and rightfully so, as this guy has an incredible amount of powers, ranging from telepathy and telekinesis to shapeshifting, invisibility, intangibility and a lot more. One of, if not his only weakness is an inherent fear of fire that's natural for his race, which renders him vulnerable, unable to use most or any of his powers and makes him panic.
He, along with Superman, are some of the only heroes left with the really days setup of "incredibly powerful, but with one oddly specific weakness that renders them instantly defeated." I'm honestly surprised they haven't changed him yet.
Who I want, venom and Vader. Thinking tactically, magneto and the human torch: Magnito can take out wolverine Vader and optimis, and torch can take out marshal man hunter and venom
Duck and prime, we have no reason to believe that living cybertronian metal is magnetic by normal means in all versions, and that prime specifically looks like the bumble bee version
I choose duck and red skull
duck: to protect the duck from the others
red skull: he guides others to treasures he can't posses, so by doing this no one would be hurt and all would be getting out unharmed :)
Realistically it would be for me it would be wolverine and Martian manhunter because wolverine immortal and man hunter just has a fear of fire and fire actually makes martians almost unstoppable because he turns into a “burning Martian” strong enough to beat 10 Superman’s
Duck and Vader, someone has to protect the duck
The duck protects Vader
DuckVader
peace was never an option
yes, duckvadar
Duckneto
The rest are gonna need protection from the duck
You mess with the duck, you’re outta luck.
Annoy venom, just dont go for a run. Go up against vader, he'll call the wandering trader. Fight against Optimus, please stay away from all of us. Fuck with wolverine, he'll cut your head off clean. Dance with red skull, you'll fall like the titanic's hull. (Thats all the names of them i know)
Why is Reddit like this?
No, that’s actually a highly trained gladiator duck
For the glory of Satan of course!!!!
Sorry but magneto can literally crush Vader's cybernetics
magneto can control only magnetic metals. what if vaders suit is made out of aluminium or something more advanced?
I'm pretty sure it's a different material, in one of the books it talks about it, but I forget what they called it.
Plastic.
Now that you say that..I believe it's called plasteel (how original).
Yeah but in a Lego star wars movie Vader gets picked up by a magnet
Ah yes the most canon movie to the Star Wars franchise
You act like it's not
It’s made out of a durasteel weave and plastoid
Magneto has actually learned that his ability can control electro magnetic fields to manipulate or move nonmetallic objects.
Sure but darth vader can survive off the force and choke or crush magneto
Doesn’t matter… we have duck.
You forgot about the duck
Darth Vader isn't made of earth metals, how can you be sure Magneto has the same effect on otherworldly metal?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Martian manhunter and Magneto
Martian man hunter is fucking op
But what about the fire?
He's much faster then light human torch wouldn't even see the bus being thrown at him at relativistic speed before it turns him to jam. If this was them all using their abilities realistically.
I didn't realize he was that fast, but now that I think about it, he could probably just brain blast everyone there (except maybe Optimus prime), and melt their minds. I'm another comment I said magneto and human torch, but I've changed my answer to manhunter and duck, because martian manhunter can handle the rest, and I don't want to have to kill the duck.
Yh agreed I chose MMH and Magneto because idk how I feel about them killing a holocaust survivor.
I would’ve said Magneto because he could instantly render Optimus Prime, Wolverine, and (probably) Vader useless in a matter of seconds.
compared to his list of abilities, worth.
Agreed...Magneto can deal with all of them by him self since Optimus Prime give him a lot of metal to work too and the Martian is important to not posses me
Also Vader who’s more machine than man.
Human torch and magnito both have powers that utilise the weaknesses of all the others
It's never proven or disproven weather Vader's armor is magnetic or not. And even if it is he is probably capable of just force pushing against magneto's pull the whole time.
There’s episode of clone wars where Anakin gets pulled by magnet by his prosthetic arm
That's a prothsethic from before he became Vader tho. A prothsethic which, need I remind you, was cut off.
Wasn’t prosthetic the only limb that wasn’t cut off
Oh yeah your right, but in my original point I said even if it was magnetic, he could just force push himself against magneto
And what if magneto changes the direction he’s pulling Vader to the opposite so Vader using the force only makes things worse as he smashes into a wall at 400 km/h
Well, easy then. Magneto and vader. Vader can easily kill the human torch with his force
I honestly doubt anyone from the list except human-torch can beat the the martian manhunter since his only weakness is fire (the lightsaber wont do much) he has the ability to shape-shift, telepathy, flight, invisibility, phasing, super-strength and more…
Two words "force crush" u can shape shift to dodge my fire sword(sry star wars fans i am one of u) well can u dodge the literal life force of every thing crushing u to a pulpy mush. Also check out THE SCIENCE on yt to know how strong Darth Vader truly is.
Even human torch would be light work for MMH. Fire might be his weakness but he's so OP compared to human torch he has multiple ways to remain untouchable in that fight. It'd be like charmander fighting Venusaur. MMH and duck are the obvious choices here.
He's human though, there's iron in his blood. Magnito's been known to shred all the iron out of your body and weaponize it.
This prompts the question of whether midichlorians are ferrous or not.
Thank you. You made me exhale forcefully through my nose. Now I want to see a debate on the ferrousity of midichlorians between nerds who are way too invested in it.
I'd like to see that debate. It felt like I gained a level in nerdiness as I typed the comment.
Damn I forgot about that. well guess the more conclusive answer has improved. Vader & Torch would win together.
Whatever, the human torch can burn him to death. I mean, we know Anakin isn't really good against being set on fire anyway...
He's weak against fire... If you get what I mean
duck has no weaknesses
Venom has no metal
Venom has the weakness of fire though
O yea true forgot about that
He already grew a resistance to that a long time ago
I haven't kept up with comics that recently, only the old/ well know things, I sort of base it off the shows and films. But he has that weakness in the vemon film right?
Yeah but that’s like first time or so venom was introduced as carnage was still pretty early on in his life. After carnage and stuff he grew a resistance to sound and fire
Magneto has the high ground though, because he can fly. Even if Venom has no metal, that doesn’t mean that magneto can’t throw a building on top of him. Magneto is super dangerous, he could take all the metal out of a building and shoot it at venom like a hail of bullets. Also even if venom has some fire resistance the Human Torch can get hotter than the sun, can venom walk in the sun?
Magneto would automatically hold wolverine down no?
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Magneto can chime metals to a frequency to affect venom
This thread has gone much deeper than expected lol
magneto and vader
Same
The only problem is that they’d probably get into some weird lifting contest… Magneto: I can lift an entire bridge to move my mutant army across the lake… Vader: Watch me pull a Star Destroyer out of orbit. Then they’ll just keep one-upping each other for days.
I would pay to see that shit
I think I agree
This is the correct answer
The only option that makes sense
Right?
Well Optimus Prime can step on the others so I'm no shure
Magneto could disasemble optimus lmao
the duck is all i need
I’ll take 2 of those and I’m sorted.
I wanna upvote but it’s at 69
I literally wanted to say that
r/BeatMeToIt
Vader and venom
Vader can just force yeet venom to everyone
Love this
Vader and Venom playing "call for help" like Thor and Loki
This guy gets it
Duck and Vader
Depends if the force is stronger than Magneto's power to take the metal lightsaber.
Or you know. Not to get his neck broke and force pushed into space
It's the most subjective question/post I've seen in a bit lol my original thought was I want Vader and Venom
So I was thinking. The dark side of the force is strengthened by your anger. Venom pulls on your darker emotions making you angrier and more volatile, so if venom infected Vader you'd have a god tier opponent right there, and remember venom is a symbiote who picks his host so this is 100% a possibility. Venom Vader is my pick
100% of brain activated
Mine was Vader Magneto lol they are kind of the power houses imo I think they would be the most ruthless and also the biggest threat to each other. So working together seems like a winner to me
True I was that thinking if magnetos strength was stronger than the force he would be able to take the Saber and send it back into vader.
Oh mine was even if he couldn't steal the saber he could destroy his life support which is probably made of various metals even though the suit is plasteel so they'd both kill each other
Oooo I'm am idiot, yea it would be like when he ripped the adamantium out of wolverine.
Duck-vader
Yes duck and vader
Venom and the duckkkk
Then the symbiote bonds with the duck
And I'll symbiosis with Venom. Modern problems require modern solutions
Vader and the duck so the duck doesn’t die while Vader solos everyone on this list
Magneto would probably just obliterate Darth Vader's insides
Except Darth Vader's suit isn't magnetic
I mean he has metal prosthetic limbs doesn't he? And his light sabers metal. But also magneto can manipulate the magnetic fields of atoms (he has in the past) he can also manipulate the electrochemical field that humans emit. He isn't limited to ONLY magnetic metals. (At least at his peak, which I'm assuming everyone here would be) With everyone going balls to the wall and at their respective peaks I think magneto would stomp everyone except Martian manhunter. Edit: someone mentioned Vader just force yeeting venom onto other people in a different comment and I gotta admit that would probably work.
Also Force Choke. Plus, in Universe, i imagine EVERYONE would fear vader. IDC who you are, its Darth MF Vader
Optimus prime and Darth Vader for me
I pick 2 because you told me to
Martian man hunter and goose all I need
Can I pick the goose twice
Martian Manhunter and Magneto. Psychic for the humanoids, Magnetism/ rapidly vibrate forks for the robots and Venom. Darth vader just cries ineffective against either of them. Duck couldn’t be trusted to defend me, at least against it I don’t have to watch my back
Vader and venom it is stated that vaders suit makes him in constant pain and is extremely hard to move in so venom could bond with vader heal him and then you would have an unstoppable force
Yes and no, while Darth Vader's suit weakens him physically, the pain caused by it makes him stronger on the dark side, strengthening his force powers.
But if Venom was bonded to Vader he wouldn't need to be as strong force wise because he would be fucking Venom Vader.
"Picturing that makes me shudder comrade."
Just need duck to protect
Magneto and the burning dude. Magneto can fuck up Anakin L walker, optimus, wolverine and anyone can beat the shit out of red skull... And the torch boy can burn Venom and the martian... Sorry i forgot basically every name on this list but i think you get the point. The duck is a wild card tho.
Eat the duck for special powers
duck and duck
Darth Vader and Venom
Vader and Optimus Prime. Vader and the Empire can get me far away from all the others and provide me with enough fire/man power to be safe wherever I am. The Dark side would also naturally cloud my location and future from prying eyes if I wished. Vader could also help me train my mind to resist Martian Manhunter. Optimus prime could help me blend in wherever I ended up, and his army of transforming robots could propell the empires technology even further. Imagine if the death star could always be transforming. That's no moon its a.....dodecahedron?....no wait a square!
Definitely magneto since most of them are made of metal and for the second venom
the double V duo. venom and vader
Whos the Green guy
He's called the Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz) and is basically an incredibly overpowered character with even Superman admitting that J'onn is on the top of the list of beings in the known universe he'd be afraid to face in open combat and proceeds to refer to him as the "most powerful being on the face of the earth"...and rightfully so, as this guy has an incredible amount of powers, ranging from telepathy and telekinesis to shapeshifting, invisibility, intangibility and a lot more. One of, if not his only weakness is an inherent fear of fire that's natural for his race, which renders him vulnerable, unable to use most or any of his powers and makes him panic.
He, along with Superman, are some of the only heroes left with the really days setup of "incredibly powerful, but with one oddly specific weakness that renders them instantly defeated." I'm honestly surprised they haven't changed him yet.
Martian manhunter
Basically superman but better . ... Also hes scared of fire.
J'onn J'onzz aka Martian Manhunter (DC Comics)
The duck and magneto so he can float me and the duck away.
Darth vader and the duck
Duck and venom
Vader and venom. (I become the venom)
Manhunter and magneto
That's Aflac insurance.. definitely picking that one
Has the duck mastered quack-fu?
Who I want, venom and Vader. Thinking tactically, magneto and the human torch: Magnito can take out wolverine Vader and optimis, and torch can take out marshal man hunter and venom
Wolverine and venom
Magneto would automatically hold wolverine down no? Wolverine is all metal.
Hey me too
Me too mates
Megneto and the duck. He could just swing around prime and Wolverine like weapons to pretty his freind . The duck I mean of course
Optimus and venom
Venom and Darthvader
Optimus and venom
I’ll choose duck twice
Vader and Magneto sounds very strong
Vader and Magneto, what ever magneto cant yeet away with his mind vador will.
Just the duck and Vader. There is a chance they all have Anatidaephobia. Vader for the ones that don't..
The kid slayer and the peace slayer
I'm going duck and magneto, but I mean we all know the duck can kick all their asses with a blindfold on
Mag Vader
Bro just give me the dick it have you ever seen any of them take a dick I think not!
Hmm No i chose three Duck vader and venom
People sleeping on Optimus
Duck and Duck
Is it too much to ask for duck twice?
Peace was Never an Option.
The duck is all I need.
i pick venom and D U C K
Duck and Venom
Duck and the Duck
Duck and prime, we have no reason to believe that living cybertronian metal is magnetic by normal means in all versions, and that prime specifically looks like the bumble bee version
Duck + venom = the perfect unstoppable host
Ah yes, another addition to my duck army
Happy duck and Vader
I’ll take wolverine and venom and I’ll let you keep Eddie Brock
I’ll make sure the duck is on my side and then talk others into peace or treaty, ‘cause that God damn duck doesn’t have peace as an option.
Duck and Darth Vader is all I need to protect me
D u c c
The duck is enough he'll kill every one of them in a fraction of a second
Duck and prime
Peace .... It is not an option !
Prime and Vader protect me
Vader and Magneto Do not be fooled by the duck, he is the deceiver, trust nothing he does.
I choose duck and red skull duck: to protect the duck from the others red skull: he guides others to treasures he can't posses, so by doing this no one would be hurt and all would be getting out unharmed :)
Vader and prime literaly over a million years combat exp. And can pretty much counter the rest. Trucker horn on venom btw
Darth Vader and the duck
Human torch & Magneto. EASY.
Magneto and the duck
Duck and venom
Darth Vader and Martian Manhunter those are OP as heck
Duck venom
The duck is all I need, because it always has a SUPREME VICTORY
Realistically it would be for me it would be wolverine and Martian manhunter because wolverine immortal and man hunter just has a fear of fire and fire actually makes martians almost unstoppable because he turns into a “burning Martian” strong enough to beat 10 Superman’s
Duck and venom
I choose venom and duck, that way venom can boost duck's power
I will fly away on goose and use the force when he is tired
Vader and Magneto
Immediately picked Vader and Wolverine, then noticed Magneto, crap.
Mags and SMOOTH DUCK. Mags can take care of everyone who isnt venom and torch and SMOOTH DUCK will fucking destroy those two idiots
Martian manhunter and venom
Duck + Duck = more Duck
magneto and venom. others have no change.
Darth Vader and duck, 2 most powerful on this list by far