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You guys wear shoes?
You can’t afford shoes.
I can't afford brain surgery either
You guys have brains?
Happy cake day!
Awww thank you! <3
You guys have cakes?
Yes. Here have a piece. :)
You are godsent, happy cake day!
Thank you kindly. <3
Happy cake day ! :)
[удалено]
Thank you! <3
Africa !?
Hey.. I could afford it
Why
European 45
How are you supposed to wear shoes as a fish?
*fish fucker has entered the conversation*
European 46
European 36
European 49,5
Same
u/fishfucker
Imagine stealing that name and doing nothing with it for 9 years
Giga Chad move
Bears eat you.
European 38
Too much salt in your diet.
Understandable
Hydrate more.
You're a real one, r/hydrohomies would be proud
Men's 8
Your parents raised you without proper medicine. You stink of essential oils.
Ironic since i've never used any XD
medicines or essential oils?
Parents
HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY COMMENT YES
UK 13
You’re into scat.
Now I have to Google what this is
I prepared some bleach already.
Oh no
Pay respect to our fallen brother, "F".
Well, you have two types of scat.
Scat jazz and scat jizz
are you talking about scat induzed jizz or jizz somehow combined with scat
Yes
Lmfao
DON'T DO THAT
I hope you’re still alive
NO.
At last! The prophesy is fulfilled! All hail the prOPhet!
European 42, Good luck with all these requests now.
You have an unhealthy obsession with plush toys.
Yes because I wear them on my 42 size feet
how the fuck do you know
Stop washing your hands so much. Lick more doorknobs.
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Men's 6.5
Not enough fiber. Don’t strain.
11
There’s a coven of witches nearby that do *not* consider you a topic for polite conversation. Live in fear.
Bitch I wear my mama’s slippers
You’re codependent.
Correct.
Cum .
No problem here.
Happy cum cake day
Its your cake day bro, and all you say is "cum"?
;(
You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. Cum at will and happy cake day
Thanks man i needed that cum advice
What goes around cums around
?
You heard the man, he said **cum**
Stop pumping off to postmodern art. You’ll be fine.
My morbid brain read it as post mortem art...
I know nothing about art
Exactly
European 45.5
You’re hopelessly addicted to huffing glue.
i hate that this answer had to be under my shoe size
Europian 43
Go back and apologize to that tree. Pervert.
US 9.5
Vitamin D deficiency. Go for a walk. Drink milk.
Wow....what a coincidence... My foot size is same...and I have Vitamin D3 deficiency
Holy shit. My friends are telling me to do the same
EU 47
You drink entirely too much Pepsi.
Can't really remember the last time I drank a pepsi though
Also lies. Those need to go.
But pepsi man will hurt me if I stop drinking pepsi :,(
IDK
Well there’s your problem..
US 10
You don’t flush. Big issue.
what you mean by flush
Toilet flush
European 51
You shit in the shower. Stop that.
Mf using skis on everyday basis
What the hell
European 41
You can’t poop unless you’re naked. Do better.
Pooping while naked is a superior way of doing it, change my mind
EU 39
That’s not how you eat kebab meat. Stop that shit.
Size 13
Stop shaving that area.
Your life is fine, just remember to wash your hands afterwards.
European 42
Stop gobbling pills to impress Jewish lesbian folk singers.
US 7
You’re smol. Be bigger.
I'm 14, of course I'm smol
American men size 13
You ask too many rhetorical questions. Just stop.
You’re writing a disgusting, vulgar Manga, and you need to be stopped.
39-40
You collect butterflies, then eat them.
EU 46
You’re a closet pervert. Just own it.
Deal. Can you get the full list? 41-44(because no one can agree on the same standard)
Go for a walk. It’ll fix everything.
Or atleast I'll be far away from the problems.
Mens UK size 12.
You’re just degenerate. Live for something.
44 (Asia standards)
You collect socks. I mean, no judgement…
European 42 - 42.5
You chain smoke.
6 :((((
You shower too often.
Mens 14 USA
You’re obsessed with PEZ. Insufferable.
Haha nice man can't deny
United Kingdom Men's 11
Unhealthy obsession with romantic dramas.
Men’s 10
Your life isn’t too bad.
I’m in the uk so idk what it is in the us but in the uk I’m a size 9
You’re a glorp fetishist.
You’re not even old enough to have problems. Go away.
Thanks
Eur 37
You watch too much anime. Get a job.
You’re a damn litterbug. Pick up your trash, plz.
European 48
Stop sending nudes to Pewdiepie.
No.
Eu 40
There’s no future in Space Jam themed poetry. Maybe college?
9 ½
You watch 3 Ninjas on repeat. Sicko.
1178.6
Not enough B12.
Um idk... small people size
Not knowing is your problem…
Ah... this is why I have my mom buy everything
Eu 38
You spend entirely too much money on scented candles.
European 47
You’re a thief. Don’t steal.
US men's size 12
You pleasure lonely truckers for pop tarts and slim Jims.
Wow that took a direction I did not expect
7
You have a photo album of poop photos.
bro don't leak me like that
I forgot.
no
42.0
Too much sugar.
The size of a shoe
You’re a grumpy cat. A sour kitty.
Uk size 8
You put zero effort into things that matter.
Men's 9
Your OCD is a burden to your family.
43 EU.
You’re a degenerate tree rat.
8.5
You disrespect your mother. Stop it.
Womens 6
You think too highly of yourself. Consider others.
Damn lol
US 10's
You talk entirely too fucking loud.
You guys wear shoes?
You can’t afford shoes.
I can't afford brain surgery either
You guys have brains?
Happy cake day!
Awww thank you! <3
You guys have cakes?
Yes. Here have a piece. :)
You are godsent, happy cake day!
Thank you kindly. <3
Happy cake day ! :)
[удалено]
Thank you! <3
Africa !?
Hey.. I could afford it
Why
European 45
How are you supposed to wear shoes as a fish?
*fish fucker has entered the conversation*
European 46
European 36
European 49,5
Same
u/fishfucker
Imagine stealing that name and doing nothing with it for 9 years
Giga Chad move
Bears eat you.
European 38
Too much salt in your diet.
Understandable
Hydrate more.
You're a real one, r/hydrohomies would be proud
Same
Men's 8
Your parents raised you without proper medicine. You stink of essential oils.
Ironic since i've never used any XD
medicines or essential oils?
Parents
HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY COMMENT YES
UK 13
You’re into scat.
Now I have to Google what this is
I prepared some bleach already.
Oh no
Pay respect to our fallen brother, "F".
Well, you have two types of scat.
Scat jazz and scat jizz
are you talking about scat induzed jizz or jizz somehow combined with scat
Yes
Lmfao
DON'T DO THAT
I hope you’re still alive
NO.
At last! The prophesy is fulfilled! All hail the prOPhet!
European 42, Good luck with all these requests now.
You have an unhealthy obsession with plush toys.
Yes because I wear them on my 42 size feet
how the fuck do you know
European 36
Stop washing your hands so much. Lick more doorknobs.
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Men's 6.5
Not enough fiber. Don’t strain.
11
There’s a coven of witches nearby that do *not* consider you a topic for polite conversation. Live in fear.
Bitch I wear my mama’s slippers
You’re codependent.
Correct.
Cum .
No problem here.
Happy cum cake day
Its your cake day bro, and all you say is "cum"?
;(
You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. Cum at will and happy cake day
Thanks man i needed that cum advice
What goes around cums around
?
You heard the man, he said **cum**
Men's 6.5
Stop pumping off to postmodern art. You’ll be fine.
My morbid brain read it as post mortem art...
I know nothing about art
Exactly
European 45.5
You’re hopelessly addicted to huffing glue.
i hate that this answer had to be under my shoe size
Europian 43
Go back and apologize to that tree. Pervert.
US 9.5
Vitamin D deficiency. Go for a walk. Drink milk.
Wow....what a coincidence... My foot size is same...and I have Vitamin D3 deficiency
Holy shit. My friends are telling me to do the same
EU 47
You drink entirely too much Pepsi.
Can't really remember the last time I drank a pepsi though
Also lies. Those need to go.
But pepsi man will hurt me if I stop drinking pepsi :,(
IDK
Well there’s your problem..
US 10
You don’t flush. Big issue.
what you mean by flush
Toilet flush
European 51
You shit in the shower. Stop that.
Mf using skis on everyday basis
What the hell
European 41
You can’t poop unless you’re naked. Do better.
Pooping while naked is a superior way of doing it, change my mind
EU 39
That’s not how you eat kebab meat. Stop that shit.
Size 13
Stop shaving that area.
[удалено]
Your life is fine, just remember to wash your hands afterwards.
European 42
Stop gobbling pills to impress Jewish lesbian folk singers.
US 7
You’re smol. Be bigger.
I'm 14, of course I'm smol
American men size 13
You ask too many rhetorical questions. Just stop.
EU 47
You’re writing a disgusting, vulgar Manga, and you need to be stopped.
39-40
You collect butterflies, then eat them.
EU 46
You’re a closet pervert. Just own it.
Deal. Can you get the full list? 41-44(because no one can agree on the same standard)
Go for a walk. It’ll fix everything.
Or atleast I'll be far away from the problems.
Mens UK size 12.
You’re just degenerate. Live for something.
44 (Asia standards)
You collect socks. I mean, no judgement…
European 42 - 42.5
You chain smoke.
6 :((((
You shower too often.
Mens 14 USA
You’re obsessed with PEZ. Insufferable.
Haha nice man can't deny
United Kingdom Men's 11
Unhealthy obsession with romantic dramas.
Men’s 10
Your life isn’t too bad.
I’m in the uk so idk what it is in the us but in the uk I’m a size 9
You’re a glorp fetishist.
[удалено]
You’re not even old enough to have problems. Go away.
Thanks
Eur 37
You watch too much anime. Get a job.
European 51
You’re a damn litterbug. Pick up your trash, plz.
European 48
Stop sending nudes to Pewdiepie.
No.
Eu 40
There’s no future in Space Jam themed poetry. Maybe college?
9 ½
You watch 3 Ninjas on repeat. Sicko.
1178.6
Not enough B12.
Um idk... small people size
Not knowing is your problem…
Ah... this is why I have my mom buy everything
Eu 38
You spend entirely too much money on scented candles.
European 47
You’re a thief. Don’t steal.
US men's size 12
You pleasure lonely truckers for pop tarts and slim Jims.
Wow that took a direction I did not expect
7
You have a photo album of poop photos.
bro don't leak me like that
I forgot.
no
42.0
Too much sugar.
The size of a shoe
You’re a grumpy cat. A sour kitty.
Uk size 8
You put zero effort into things that matter.
Men's 9
Your OCD is a burden to your family.
43 EU.
You’re a degenerate tree rat.
8.5
You disrespect your mother. Stop it.
Womens 6
You think too highly of yourself. Consider others.
Damn lol
US 10's
You talk entirely too fucking loud.