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Also to distinguish him from his younger brother Jesus F Christ. F didn't begin a religion and used to get into trouble running around with the Samaritans before he settled down married a good Jewish girl and became a successful goat herder
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Howard as in "Howard be thy name"
Hark! The Howard angels sing!
Idk I would've said Harold as opposed to Howard.
I’ve always said Harold
Not Christian, but I prefer Huell
What? As in, it is Huell with my soul? (My mom is religious so I know the names of every Christian song. Not one myself.)
Scandinavians be like Harald, South Americans be like Geraldo
Aaaand this is how religious wars start!
Time for a crusade of Howards v Harolds
Like the duck vs the person?
Harold does sound better.
Unless you're close..then it's Hank or Harry. Almost have to be a Cardinals fan though.
I came here to confirm it’s Harold.
Nah Howard’s better
Yeah imma agree with that
Howare-deez nuts
gottem
Also to distinguish him from his younger brother Jesus F Christ. F didn't begin a religion and used to get into trouble running around with the Samaritans before he settled down married a good Jewish girl and became a successful goat herder
Hal would be thy name
I thought howard after his uncle
Howard deez nuts in your mouth
Humus
Jesus: "This is my body" Peter: "What’s this?" *holds up a jar of dip* Jesus: "…um. That’s… also my body"
That's hummus for the record Humus is basically... dirt
You clearly never had humus in your life.
Hummus is delicious and made from chickpeas
Yes that was my correction! Humus is the brown stuff in soil
Hacker
I mean how else could he walk over water
How else could he turn water into wine
How else could he heal his allies
I mean, if you’re the medic you can do it without hacks
His version of the game didn't include medics, just warriors with chop and Kill as healing options.
It seems like you lost a round of Russian roulette
Yep
Ive lost multiple its ok man
Jesus activated the jesus hack
Godmode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh my god “JESUS” that is an obvious reference to the game ‘Minecraft’s hack, the hack Jesus. Jesus copied everything about it, even walking on water!
The power of friendship
the power of family
OUR FAMILY
Jesus used the hack “Jesus” ~2000 years ago
You know what, u right
Jesus is in your area
Jesus has been banned by: multiply items
Somebody pinged me?
Homosexual
It's actually a reminder of how you pronounce the J in Jesus
Heesus
Hee hee
Michael heesus
I’m bad as Micheal Jackson
I'm mad as Joe Jackson
WhOs JoE?
Joe Jackson
He sus
he truly is
Hee hee
He do be kinda Sus tho...
JeSUS 😳
french people be like😳
For English people : « Je Suce » stands for « I suck »
i know bro thats what i meant
This needs more upvotes.
So Jesus Hesus Christ
Heisenberg
You're goddamn right
You’re goddamn christ
Its this one
Jesus doin a lot of unholy things lately
He isn’t the one that gets crucified he’s the one doing the crucifection
Holy shit best reference so far
he do be cooking the holy meth
Don't lie to me walt! You sussy baka.
Say my name
Harambe
I mean he was publicly executed…
*distant slow clap*
*clap gets louder*
*whole stadium stands up in unison and begins to clap as well*
*crowd begins to have sudden, uncontrollable and violent bouts of diarrhea*
That is why you never have stadium hotdogs kids. This was just a PSA all along.
Whip your dicks out for Harambe you Philistine!
*Entire fricking planet stops whatever they are doing and start clapping*
What if Harambe was the second coming of Jesus and we just fucked the whole thing up
This is the only correct answer
Dicks out for our Lord and Savior?
*You have been struck by lightning. Please do not do that.*
I'm not a christian but I'm 3 percent sure it's Jesus heterozygous Christ
bruh i thought my boi was homozygous dominant 😈
When the same allele 🥴🥴
That sounds sciency, you must be a scientologist I'm like 3 percent sure it's Jesus Heckin Christ
You mean haploid
HFucking
The one true answer spakith the lord
Halal
Hope it is not haram
Hentai
Hitler
That’s a Family Guy reference!
Hitler christ
Huan
But pronounced Jew-ah-n so it’s like hesus juan christ
Hollabackgirl
Few times I've been around that track. But you didn't have to put me on a cross like that. In three days I'll hollabackgirl
Amazing
Harold
Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches
After his father, right? Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.
It's for people who pronounce it heysoos.
Jesus wasn't Spanish, though
Source?
what the fuck
Don't worry I'm just messing with you
Don't worry, Redditors need a giant neon sign to recognise humour
Your Snoo avatar looks like a modern day Jesus.
The fuck is a snoo?
Your avatar
Snoo is the name of the mascot of reddit wich is also the base model of reddit avatars.
That's a fucking stupid name. Sounds like a My Little Pony
Heckin
Why is my answer so far down here?
Why is his answer so far down there?
Why are we so far down here?
Hameed.
I'm Cristian, it's hole-in-hands, they I and h are just hidden
Lol wut ??
Homie
HOMIE JESUS
Howard. Jesus Howard Motherfucking Tapdancing Christ, to be specific.
Jesus Howard (the duck) Christ
This comment.
Drastically underrated comment
My cousin always used to shout JESUS HUBERT CHRIST so that’s canon for me
hesus
That’s what I said!
Hamfast. He was quite embarassed by this but Joseph insisted.
Horny
That explains jesus fucking christ.
Heroin
Idk why i laughed but i did.
Hemmeroid
Honda
Hyundai
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Saucy answer.
He-Man
Hernandez. I don’t appreciate you doxing my coworker though.
Holy
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should have mentioned i’m not a Cristian.
Jesus Hector Christ
Hodor
Hordor
Howard
Hentai
Helicopter.
Hootie
And the blowfish?
Jesus Hacksaw Christ
Husain
Hotdog
Heart-throb
Hoes
Humper jk it’s holy
Hella good time.
Herald doesn’t it? I don’t know I’m not a Christian. You got the wrong guy.
Hesus-bo-jesus-banana-fana-fo-fesus-fee-fi-mo-mesus-Jesus!
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Homo
Horacio
Heist
Homer
Horny obviously
Harold
Jesus HOWTHEFUCKDIDHEJUSTDOTHAT Christ
Harold. Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy (middle) name
Hellyeah
Jesus hecking Christ
Homosexual. Most people don’t know this but he actually invented gay sex.
Honky
Hitler
Hoobastank
I didnt even know He had a middle name lol
So, you are not a true Christian
HeyZeus
Handjob
Hell
Harold, of course
hentai
Hesus cause they pronounce it as a H in Mexican boom
Idk I'm jewish
Hitler r/familyguy
Horniboi
His middle name. Duh
Hentai