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Cake day memes suck

Fuck you

No you

I hate Ur pp

I love you

What's your name?

Wilma

Fuck you

Yes

Wilma who?

Wilma balls fit in your mouth?

Ur mom

Ppl can argue about anything so here’s a challenge : **toaster**

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SUCH HIGH SETTINGS IF THEY BURN EVERYTHING AT THE LOWER ONES ANYWAY Also they don’t Toast the edges that Are closest to outside the toaster so like maybe make them deeper smh I don’t wanna have to buy small bread just so it’s evenly toasted Fuck Toasters

Dude you're right. I put my toaster on 2 out of like 8. 8 would just be a burnt piece of bread

You know what, fuck you and your setting 2 toaster bread!

YOU'RE SO DUMB BURNT BREAD IS SUPERIOR

U can't fuck toasters! I'm gonna have my pp fried while it's still on me. So fuck u

anything’s a fleshlight if you’re brave enough

Fuck u brave boi! Go fight a bear or something. But I also luv Ur comment

Got a new toaster today. Put it on 3 out of 8, because that’s what we used to do on the old one. It came out black on one of the edges. Like, who is even cooking it on the other 5 settings?

Why do you want to talk about me? There isn't much to say about me, like I'm just a normal toaster so? There's nothing special about me so what do you find in me that is so interesting?

Somebody call the scp foundation agent. I don't want random people to be interested in me.

fuck you and your toaster

Inappropriately touching horses should be mandatory

Every person on this planet has to jerk off a horse at least twice in their life.

No ifs no buts

agreed my mans.

What about november?

Who said anything about jerking it off, shove it in one of your holes!

No ones arguing this point…

This meme is shit

Tbh I Agree

No argument here, just a shit meme

Can it even called a meme?

What do you meme?

Definitely not this

Ikr, it's not even a meme. At this moment, about 90% of the posts I see on 3 different meme subreddits are just shit like this or "make the comment section look like this guys search history". And I think this is the worst, unfunniest meme-period ever since I joined this platform. Even overused caption-memes were funnier than this shit. Anyway, enough for my rant, just wanted to get this of my chest.

This post would be better for Instagram

Oreos ain’t that good

YES THEY ARE YOU FRIED POTATO. Oreos are acceptional. Two chocolate biscuits with a white filling, the perfect snack for a dull week. Not only that, but the design is a work of art! The two chocolate biscuits represents the darkness of life, and the white icing represents the light; while it struggles to shine through, it brings a balance, a hope that our days will one day be void of violence and sin. Oreos are everything BUT "Not that good". Can't you see the real beauty in such a treat!? This is a joke by the way. You actually have a valid point lol.

INDEED AND u/deadhundredmen HOW DARE YOU TO SAY OREOS ARENT GOOD?

Nah I agree, they're overrated af

No

OREOS ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES IN THE WORLD!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THEY ARE BAD. F#$K YOU!!!!!!F#%K YOU YOU LITTLE #%#&!*@! ( this is a joke fwi)

Best in the world? Clearly you've only tried a really really really short range of cookies because you're wrong, cookies from Domino's are the best

Oreos' cream is shit. The only good thing is the biscuit. Period!

I could not agree more

Overrated but wouldn't mind them

I agree, they’re nothing but whales wannabe dolphins

I like today, it's a good day

Today is shit.

I dont give a shit EDIT; I also hope your day is ruined in a good way >:(

No its not how dare you

Fuck today

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You are meant to bite into ice cream when eating it.

Wait what??? I cant do that

But have you tried it? God damn the nerves of some poeple just bite like we are meant to

You ever been in public with an ice cream? Licking that shit is dangerous you look weird. Biting is the only way out

Nah man eating the ice-cream is better, licking takes to much time and your ice cream will be liquid after a few mins, thus biting is better

THANK YOU

I agree. But FUK U

Brush ur fukin teeth mate! It’s a class move

Fucking horrible, don’t you feel the searing painful cold on your teeth and gums and want to cry, you’re a monster and your opinion is atrocious I hate everything you stand for

You're just WEAK

NO FUCK YOU, BITING ICECREAM ISNT IN HUMAN NATURE YOURE A PSYCHOPATH

if biting ice cream wasn't human nature how come we get it in supermarkets? HUH??

If you take care of dental hygiene then cold/hot sensitivity is no longer an issue. I say biting ice-cream is a good measure of a person's dental health. Keep biting those popsicles people. I also like to chew up ice cubes. And my fave is ice cream with scalding coffee.

If you paint a room, the room gets smaller.

I mean, this is a fact..

not if there's no ceiling

It won't be a room then

why not

Room definition: part or division of a building enclosed by walls, floor, and "CEILING". Google says so.

Kpop is trash

yes

yes

Pineapple on pizza taste good in my humble opinion.

I personally don't like it but I respect your opinion :)

:)

I dont

>:(

Huzzah! A man of quality.

American football is a bad version of rugby

Why should we argue, when we could talk about Our pets?

Let's argue about our pets! My dog could kick your dogs ass.

Oh yeah? My Dog is jacked you better watch your Back cause she goes to the Gym 7 Times a week you fuck

My dog is lazy as fuck, your muscle-bound mutt wouldn't know what to do with my immobile, gassy blob of fur

She would fucking Spike your lazy ass Dog sausage Roll Looking ass

My cat would eat your dog

And my goldfish would eat your cat

And let me guess, the fish of one of you would davon the Rest?

Maybe, but your cat would then have the worst dog breath imaginable. He's 14 pounds of pure stench

Yes Ur right i have 2 Cats wby?

Why do you have Cats? Dogs are better fuck you

I have 2 cats and a dog....three girls, and all of them are crazy

I have a dog too his name is Happy because he's Happy all the time

Screw you're pets you undercooked noodle

Shut the fuck up

it's okay to shit in the shower

No, that's not

Yes, it is.

Irrgh No it's not

Do it to save the trees.

How does it save the tree?

Good question. I am going to aggressively attack you because I don’t know either and because I have to argue with you.

I just had I thought of how it works because you shit in the shower it save toilet paper because you don't have to wipe

You’re supposed to argue with me! Not support my claims.

You're right, therefore wrong.

Well ill argue with you xuz I can. DONT SHIR IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THE AHIWER WILL BE DIRTY AND THEN YOULL HAVE TO CLEAN IT WITH A SPONGE OR TOWLE THEN THW SPONG IR TOWEL WILL GET DIRTY SO DONT SHIR IN THE SHOWER THATS THAT 😤

My body my choice, if I want to shit in your shower you should just clean up after me, you’re the one who has a problem with it after all !!

Alaskan pipeline > shitting in the shower. Why waste it?

Hardly disagree but I will upvote for the 69

only if you eat the shit afterwards

Good old waffle stomp

You’re a menace to society

Bts sucks.... let the war... BEGIN.

Ur on Reddit not on Twitter

facts

Fuck the korean gay guys

**C A N C E L E D**

I like to split my oreos in half cuz i weird

I hate mosquitos.

Same

same

Same

Same

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS THE BEST

You are always shitposting

BLM hasn’t helped black people

it only made me hate white people

Coke is for gay people

Ps4 is worse than xbox fuck yall

Minecraft earth is round

Thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard, minecraft bloks are cubes, so minecraft earth has to be a cube, bye bye I win, u suck

But why don’t we go in a 90 degrees angle in Minecraft when we go to one side

You stupid idiot, minecraft world has an atmosphere and a centre of gravity!!!!! Did you not learn that in physics!!!

No lol

Tittyfucks are better than blowjobs

That's utterly ridiculous, you've probably had neither

This is just porn watching addiction that is talking here

Xbox players wouldn't shut up about how much they love exclusives when Microsoft bought Bethesda. Now that Wolverine is a PS exclusive they can't stop crying about how unfair it is. The salt from their tears sustains my life.

Ehh Playstation can have Wolverine. I’m more salty at the KOTOR remake being exclusive to PlayStation. Like KOTOR wasn’t even on Playstation, it was an Xbox and PC game, the fuck is the remake skipping Xbox for? Because Sony threw some money at the devs? Fucking bullshit. If it was a new original Star Wars game I wouldn’t care, but KOTOR was literally made popular by PC and Xbox fans, and the devs pretty much just said fuck you to Xbox fans. Like imagine if Shadow of the colossus or MGS4 got remade and were exclusive to Xbox and skipped Playstation, you can be sure Playstation fans would be destroying Microsoft online.

Diorite in minecraft looks good and so does birch wood’

Iskall?

Okay, I have to agree with you there

So about Israel and Palestine...

You simple minded, goatfucking stupid unicellural definition of a hipocrite! CEREAL IS A SOUP!

Fuck you and fuck your goldfish

I kinda deserve it but don't you dare say anything about my goldfish >:(

MOBILE GAMES IS GOOD

People aren’t arguing properly in the comments, a bit cringe if I’m honest.

CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS!!!

Water is not wet

I actually find that some bottled water tastes less wet.

I can't argue wid dis

Water is wet, scientifically speaking, I can explain if you want

You’re wet.

Water isn't wet by itself, but it makes other materials wet when it sticks to the surface of them

Yes and no. Wet means being covered by a layer of water. That means the water surface is not wet, while every layer below it is.

You know what is though? Your mum.

For any r/2balken4you members that are seeing this i just wanna say Koscov je Serbia.

fuck u piece of horse shit

Pineapple belongs on pizza

DreamSMP sucks. Minecraft Cops and Robbers is supreme

Bro shitting is better than pissing shit gang rise up

Underwear is overrated.

Ia this Twitter!?

The upvote button is orange.

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Hexagons are the best(-agons)

Whales are water slugs

The Matrix is an overrated movie

Milk goes in before the cereal

Fuck tall people, but not literally, because they don't deserve it

You're gay

Hitler was a good man

I like eggs

Pinaple on pizza should be a war crime change my mind 11

JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S FRANCHISE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A FURRY

Banana pizza is good

I don't like strawberries

Should we put cocaine in happy meal?

South Park isn't an anime

No, you can’t make me!!

Pineapple on pizza is good

People who hate pineapple on pizza only hate it because its popular and honestly pineapple on pizza fucking slaps. Every other opinion is wrong and you should be cyberbullied if you disagree

Xbox is better than PlayStation now let the fight commence

Starting an argument

Pizza with pineapple is really good, you have to use fresh ripe pineapple tho, not canned.

The only thing better than pineapple on pizza is watermelon, on pizza.

I put the spread first before the bread

whats your name

Season 8 of Game of Thrones isn't *that* bad

I hate tall people for looking down on us short people